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General => General => Topic started by: NeoCalculus on November 17, 2005, 11:09:39 pm

Title: And the dead shall walk the earth once more.
Post by: NeoCalculus on November 17, 2005, 11:09:39 pm

Fear me, for I am the might Skull Man X, and I have descended upon TPH to bring upon darkness and despair.  You might be spared mind numbing torture if you join my army of the living dead, otherwise, I pitty you and your kind for trying to fight back.

With that said, where's the chips and salsa?  Dammit, I was promised chips and salsa.

Title: And the dead shall walk the earth once more.
Post by: Jehuty on November 17, 2005, 11:11:15 pm

Nice, making an intro thread like months after you joined. I shall join in your happy merrying now.

Title: And the dead shall walk the earth once more.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 17, 2005, 11:18:18 pm

Welcome, party person, to the place to be. Stay a while, stay forever. MOVE is your ability to move, CT is your Charge Time, to join to units, place one on top of another and press JOIN. And don't forget, a vicious army of Gaybos (http://zeroes.overclocked.org/megacrap.htm) is bent on destroying your dick. If you do not have one, one will be supplied for you.

Title: And the dead shall walk the earth once more.
Post by: NeoCalculus on November 17, 2005, 11:19:36 pm

Uh...Gaybos?  This wasn't in the brochure I got.

Title: And the dead shall walk the earth once more.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 17, 2005, 11:20:45 pm

Well, what did you expect, TPH is a family resort.

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Post by: Kasai Falconi on November 17, 2005, 11:20:52 pm

Ya know..I never got the gaybos speach.

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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 17, 2005, 11:21:18 pm

Of course you didn't.

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Post by: Kasai Falconi on November 17, 2005, 11:22:09 pm

And why not?

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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 17, 2005, 11:22:32 pm

Uhh. Duh.

Title: And the dead shall walk the earth once more.
Post by: Kasai Falconi on November 17, 2005, 11:22:56 pm

Duh?Duh what?

Title: And the dead shall walk the earth once more.
Post by: Swiftman on November 18, 2005, 08:00:14 am

Kasai.... What can possibly be understandable about the Gaybos? GAYBOS?! It's.... purposefully very confusing, hence why Lazlo uses it. Imagine if you were new here and this post whore just suddenly told you how to move around on TPH and said that a viscious army of gaybos is bent on destroying your dick, and if you didn't have one, one would be supplied for you.

You shoulda used it on Kasai, Laz. Heh....

Oh, and Skull has 1000 posts. w00t.

Title: And the dead shall walk the earth once more.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 18, 2005, 12:37:30 pm

XD That's brilliant. 1000 posts just in time for his intro thread!

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Post by: jv2k on November 18, 2005, 02:07:17 pm

I did the same thing on another site a while back....
Welcome newbie, you must now be hazed!
*pulls out a paddle*
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Title: And the dead shall walk the earth once more.
Post by: Jehuty on November 18, 2005, 05:13:17 pm

The 1000 mile spanking line!!!