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General => General => Topic started by: Lazlo Falconi on April 20, 2005, 02:52:56 am

Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on April 20, 2005, 02:52:56 am: Yes, it is I, the one and only greatness that is Lazlo Falconi!
What? Why of course I'm arrogant, I'm American!
Anyway, I originally came to this site because a friend of mine told me you had the old Mega Man cartoon, so I thought I'd just come through, watch the cartoons, and never be heard from again. But then I saw a nifty little forum, so I signed up, and now I'm here to either provide comical relief or be annoying. That part's up to you.
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Swiftman on April 20, 2005, 09:59:40 am: American? AMERICAN! ENEMY! Canadian not like American! Swiftman inherently dislike! RAR! .rar! .zip! I'm an arrogant Canadian! YOU STAND NO CHANCE!

Anyways, insane jargon aside, welcome to the forum. (ps: I don't really hate Americans that much. I go through the US fairly often, and it's not bad. I prefer a less industrialized country, though. [Like Canada.])

And what do you have against dial-up users? Don't you think we'd like to upgrade if you had the chance? Signature's don't lie, Lazlo.
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Trigger on April 20, 2005, 02:00:52 pm: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOM.....I mean...TPH Forums >_>

I AM MEEEE. You Shall know me as "Your highness" Or "your majesty" And you shall doth beg for my mercy whilst I torment you unrelentingly! PH34R!!

Acually I just stop in every now and then. >.>

Welcome none the less. XD
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Superyoshi on April 20, 2005, 02:32:28 pm: Yup....what he said :roll:
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on April 20, 2005, 03:47:30 pm: Eeh, I don't have anything agianst dialup users, it's just that on another forum I frequent I have a mighty signature that makes even DSL users crawl!
Anyway, Swiftman, I know what you're doing, I do it to Canada all the time, so I'm glad to have a nemisis (friend? Rival?).
And the Biker Dude ripoff, I mean Trigger! I've read a few threads here so I know some of you.
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Swiftman on April 20, 2005, 05:39:06 pm: Speaking of signatures, I should change mine. I think it's getting old. (it took a feckin long time to make! Though I have another one ready.)
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Trigger on April 20, 2005, 11:46:01 pm: Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"

And the Biker Dude ripoff, I mean Trigger! I've read a few threads here so I know some of you.

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THERE ON TO ME!! I'VE GOTTEN CARELESS!! *calls down Arwing and flys off*

Look I'm not a GBD ripoff. Over at PMM I was one of the few only who liked the whole GBD joke. Hell it was me who made custom GBD sprites, and comics. XD i just use his as my avatar for now...instead of my Trigger ones and sig. XD

Well none the less...PH34R!!
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on April 21, 2005, 08:28:33 pm: Yeah, I was just messing around, I actually read the topic wrong, it says you looked like him.
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 17, 2005, 11:05:47 pm: Since we're reviving threads...
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: NeoCalculus on November 17, 2005, 11:07:17 pm: Ya know what? I never made an intro topic. I should go do that. Right now.
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Swiftman on November 18, 2005, 08:05:07 am: Welcome, Moocher of sites, to the place to be. Stay a while, stay forever. MOVE is your ability to move, CT is your Charge Time, and an army of Gaybos is bent on destroying your dick (http://zeroes.overclocked.org/megacrap.htm). If you do not have one, one will be supplied for you. Please keep your arms and legs inside the posts at all time, and don't feed the Jehuty.
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 18, 2005, 08:27:55 am: XD!
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 18, 2005, 12:35:23 pm: Quote from: "Swiftman"
Welcome, Moocher of sites, to the place to be. Stay a while, stay forever. MOVE is your ability to move, CT is your Charge Time, and an army of Gaybos is bent on destroying your dick (http://zeroes.overclocked.org/megacrap.htm). If you do not have one, one will be supplied for you. Please keep your arms and legs inside the posts at all time, and don't feed the Jehuty.

Hey, that's my line!
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Swifto on November 18, 2005, 01:54:51 pm: Shocking, isn't it?
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 18, 2005, 02:00:10 pm: My friends, each of you is a single cell in the great body of the State. And today, that great body has purged itself of parasites. We have triumphed over the unprincipled dissemination of facts. The thugs and wreckers have been cast out. And the poisonous weeds of disinformation have been consigned to the dustbin of history. Let each and every cell rejoice! For today, we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directive! We have created, for the first time in all history, a garden of pure ideology, where each worker may be bloom secure from the pests of contradictory and confusing truths. Our Unification of Thought is a more powerful weapon than any fleet or army on Earth. We are one people. With one will. One resolve. One cause. Our enemies shall talk themselves to death. And we will bury them with their own confusion. We shall prevail!
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: jv2k on November 18, 2005, 02:03:16 pm: .....
Isn't that a coincidence, you joined around the same time you killed romsource with that paintsource crap.....
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Swifto on November 18, 2005, 02:04:06 pm: *insert the evil dudes speech in the next post*
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 18, 2005, 02:05:02 pm: I will give anyone a cookie if they can figure out where my speech came from. (Come on, Jehuty should at least be able to get this.)
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Swifto on November 18, 2005, 02:06:46 pm: But I want that cookie...

And Minion can't cook.

And I'm not allowed near things that are over 400 degrees celcius anymore.

:arrow: Who says I can't cook?

Cortez.

:arrow: Oh.....
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on November 18, 2005, 04:20:20 pm: CJMErl: Lesson 1 - When something goes wrong, it's usually Cortez's fault. Anything else is Yami's fault.
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: jv2k on November 19, 2005, 01:59:22 pm: I can bake my own cookies, don't need your crap!
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on February 19, 2006, 12:54:13 am: Keep this thread alive, people.
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 19, 2006, 12:57:38 am: (Yamino is too frickin' lazy to change usernames, so he is posting through me)

Vagina are people too

Yamino Approved
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on February 19, 2006, 02:11:41 pm: :shock: OMGZ! LAZLO NECROPOSTED! *SHOT*

Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
I will give anyone a cookie if they can figure out where my speech came from. (Come on, Jehuty should at least be able to get this.)

Easy sleazy. The Apple Macintosh 1984 commercial. :wink:
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on February 19, 2006, 04:10:33 pm: You can have the cookie, but it's long since stale.
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 19, 2006, 04:50:54 pm: If you were referring to me when you said that, I would be angry. Good thing you weren't.

Also, I like the fact that parasites were mentioned in this thread.

:D :( :o :? :roll: :twisted:
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Yaminomalex on February 20, 2006, 08:58:06 am: Calling Dr. Strangebutts.
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 20, 2006, 09:19:54 am: Speaking of fun facts, did you know that a species of Tibetan monkey can inflate its butt ?
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Masked stranger on February 20, 2006, 02:40:22 pm: This topic is so old it smells like poo gass....
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 20, 2006, 02:44:16 pm: Speaking of poo gas..

Oh I won't even go there
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Yaminomalex on February 20, 2006, 03:40:03 pm: Poopy poo is for chewing.
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 20, 2006, 03:45:28 pm: No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't

That was a no! That was a no!
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: RASURO!! on February 21, 2006, 07:34:28 pm: No means no, no is always no, when they say no it means a thousand times no! Finger pointed, eyebrows low, mouth in the shape of the letter O! Pardon me! No! Excuse me! No! May I stay, may I go? NO NO NO!
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Peaches on February 22, 2006, 01:17:30 am: holy necro topic.

Necro is low tier >_>
Title: Fret not, mortals, for I am here!
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 22, 2006, 04:43:35 am: Guess who's back? No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't No you don't

thatwas a no. that was a no