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General / Bahaha, remember when this forum was a thriving and active internet community
« on: December 21, 2009, 11:03:56 pm »
Those were the good Ol' Days. Now I'm just an alcoholic.
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General / Marxism-Leninism is the only correct political ideology
« on: December 21, 2009, 10:53:36 pm »
Smash capitalism, smash bourgeois democracy, hang kulaks from meat hooks, establish proletarian dictatorship and exercise political repression against the enemies of the People
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General / I am become death, destroyer of worlds,
« on: December 21, 2009, 10:51:27 pm »
The Lord Said:
Doom am I, full-ripe, dealing death to the worlds, engaged in devouring mankind.
Even without slaying them not one of the warriors, ranged for battle against thee, shall survive.
Doom am I, full-ripe, dealing death to the worlds, engaged in devouring mankind.
Even without slaying them not one of the warriors, ranged for battle against thee, shall survive.
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General / OH HI JUST DROPPING IN TO LEAVE YOU GUYS A MESSAGE
« on: September 10, 2007, 08:55:14 pm »
I'M AN ENORMOUS FAGGOT LOL
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General / True Tales of Human Drama
« on: April 03, 2006, 08:38:12 pm »
HANG ON FOR THE NEXT DRAMA-FILLED CHAPTER!!!1
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!1
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General / OMG, EVERYONE IS GOTH!
« on: January 16, 2006, 05:27:31 pm »Quote
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may
have gone astray from the Lord.
Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that
young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture
leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness,
and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling,
prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if
five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within
it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your
local mental health center.
~St. Mary's Catholic Church
Riiiight.
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General / The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
« on: January 14, 2006, 12:22:57 pm »
I'm sure most people here have already seen this, but there has to be someone who hasn't:
The Movie
The Song
The Lyrics
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
The Movie
The Song
The Lyrics
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
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General / Nightmare X...
« on: January 12, 2006, 01:20:36 am »
Wait, there's already a thread with this title.
Oh well.
Oh well.
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General / A message to our dear friend Calvat.
« on: January 10, 2006, 09:26:23 pm »
Explain this, you IDIOT:
Good job on being a two-faced piece of shit.
Quote
[06:58:07 AM]? [the su: You again. What can I do for you?
[06:58:27 AM] Calvat - The: Me again? My you have changed.
[06:58:46 AM]
[06:58:54 AM] Calvat - The: Of course.
[06:59:12 AM] Calvat - The: I don't have any particular reason for
adding you.
[06:59:29 AM] Calvat - The: Or, specific anyway
[07:00:13 AM]
[07:00:41 AM] Calvat - The: Ho ho ho.
[07:00:51 AM] *
personal message to Let my armies be the tree, and the
rocks, and the birds in the sky.
[07:01:00 AM]
[07:01:25 AM] Calvat - The: >__>
[07:01:25 AM] Calvat - The: Alright then.
[07:02:23 AM] Calvat - The: *Pokes*
What exactly happened to you?, you're "Evil" or whatever
now. >___>
[07:03:28 AM]
always been a sable female.
[07:04:04 AM] Calvat - The: Self explanitory, I thought you couldn't
deal with people whining all the time that's all.
[07:04:39 AM]
from limb.
[07:05:06 AM] Calvat - The: Self explanitory again, all of them whine
about how stupid their lives are anyway. >___>
[07:05:15 AM] Calvat - The: Tearing their limbs does them favour.
[07:05:26 AM]
[07:05:42 AM] Calvat - The: I thought we were supposed to make them
suffer...
[07:06:40 AM]
[07:06:54 AM] Calvat - The: I knew this question would come.
[07:07:02 AM] Calvat - The: People above the ranks of idiots/noobs.
[07:08:12 AM]
[07:08:33 AM] Calvat - The: "Teaming" Like hell I am.
[07:08:48 AM] Calvat - The: I don't team, take your statements
somewhere else please.
[07:11:09 AM]
[07:11:21 AM] Calvat - The: Viper and your statements.
[07:12:21 AM]
[07:12:44 AM] Calvat - The: I wasn't trying to team with you, I would
never.
[07:13:10 AM]
[07:13:19 AM] Calvat - The: Right indeed.
[07:16:15 AM]
[07:17:05 AM] Calvat - The: Uh, you do that.
[07:23:29 AM] Calvat - The: On other note; I just agree with people to
stop their whining.
[07:23:40 AM]
[07:23:51 AM] Calvat - The: Tell the people who never listen.
[07:24:00 AM]
[07:24:22 AM] Calvat - The: Why of course, it just kinda occured to
me, to say it to you after your post.
[07:24:50 AM]
[07:25:06 AM] Calvat - The: Then we're agreed, asorb it, learn it
whatever the hell you do.
[07:25:10 AM] Calvat - The: And go brand somewhere else.
[07:26:27 AM]
[07:26:44 AM] Calvat - The: My sentences were self explanitory.
[07:27:15 AM] Calvat - The: If I'm being a jerk or anything to you,
I'm not meaning it, for I'm only expected the same
coming from you.
[07:27:36 AM]
[07:27:49 AM] Calvat - The: *Pokes*
[07:27:52 AM] Calvat - The: Right.
Quote
[08:07:34 AM] Sophih- She': ...
[08:07:44 AM]
[08:07:49 AM] Sophih- She': Sophih
[08:07:54 AM]
[08:07:57 AM] Sophih- She': friggen calvat lol
[08:08:02 AM] Sophih- She': States
[08:08:21 AM]
email adress?
[08:08:23 AM] Sophih- She': it's 4 am ^^ andf i have skool tomarrow
[08:08:35 AM] Sophih- She': calvat added you then left
[08:09:01 AM]
account?
[08:09:15 AM] Sophih- She': umm not really
[08:09:26 AM] Sophih- She': he's all "here talk to her"
[08:09:42 AM] Sophih- She': then he added you then left wich send a
request out to you is all
[08:10:10 AM]
I don't know.
[08:10:12 AM]
[08:10:25 AM] * Sophih- She's cooler than you and eats puppies has
been blocked
Quote
[08:13:18 AM]
someone I do not know get my adress?
[08:13:49 AM] Calvat - The: Here's a answer. Why are you asking
someone who doesn't know?
[08:14:08 AM]
[08:14:31 AM]
[08:14:31 AM] Calvat - The: I dunno, maybe a idiot or something.
[08:14:45 AM] Calvat - The: Agreed, who the fuck is Sophi?
[08:14:50 AM]
[08:14:56 AM] Calvat - The: You asked it.
[08:15:11 AM] Calvat - The: Besides I had to swear to get that through
to you. >___>
[08:15:25 AM]
[08:07:44 AM]
[08:07:49 AM] Sophih- She': Sophih
[08:07:54 AM]
[08:07:57 AM] Sophih- She': friggen calvat lol
[08:08:02 AM] Sophih- She': States
[08:08:21 AM]
come to know my
email adress?
[08:08:23 AM] Sophih- She': it's 4 am ^^ andf i have
skool tomarrow
[08:08:35 AM] Sophih- She': calvat added you then left
[08:09:01 AM]
else's email
account?
[08:09:15 AM] Sophih- She': umm not really
[08:09:26 AM] Sophih- She': he's all "here talk to her"
[08:09:42 AM] Sophih- She': then he added you then left
wich send a
request out to you is all
[08:10:10 AM]
away to people
I don't know.
[08:15:28 AM]
[08:16:11 AM] Calvat - The: Explain a French Pink flower, and dozzens
of people in the world that would use a name for a
person who once healed people by aiding them in
hospitals?
[08:16:54 AM] Calvat - The: Meaning I don't know.
[08:17:07 AM]
[08:17:42 AM] Calvat - The: I don't, I don't, Goodbye Mrs Stressout.
[08:18:05 AM]
[08:18:13 AM] * Calvat - The Thief - Preseas Babystter has been
blocked
Good job on being a two-faced piece of shit.