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General / And then there was one
« on: October 31, 2005, 11:02:12 pm »
Yes, friends, in less than a month, it will be time. 14 days. Squee.
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General / Okay guys.
« on: October 25, 2005, 06:51:44 pm »
I just found this new comic in DayFree Press, and it's pretty good. It's got a nice art style, and it's pretty funny, so everyone go check out A Lesson Is Learned But The Damage Is Irreversible.
Or at least read Lesson 6.
Or at least read Lesson 6.
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General / I need to learn some crazy European languages
« on: October 25, 2005, 06:06:56 am »
Just 'cause I'm often awake at times when those European places are. I want to go invade thier forums :twisted:
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General / Spawning grounds
« on: October 25, 2005, 03:25:12 am »
Based on Swift's thread about Emureactor, I decided to look around for the first forum I ever joined. Geheh... I was such a nard back then.
Click here to see my old profile, which hasn't changed since 2003.
So, can any of you find your original forum?
Click here to see my old profile, which hasn't changed since 2003.
So, can any of you find your original forum?
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General / Another MSFT plug
« on: October 24, 2005, 06:19:15 pm »
I just thought today's comic was exeptionally great. Bizarro Jesus is the best character ever.
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General / Invasion Plan
« on: October 23, 2005, 06:03:14 pm »
Antha and I decided that we're oging to invade Canada tonight. We want maple syrup. We can't tell you all of our plans, of course, but we'll be taking of the country, probably renaming it something badass, like... KILLZONE ALPHA. Yeah. Anyway, here's a slight overview of what we're going to do.
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General / Important Theological Discussion
« on: October 23, 2005, 01:10:35 pm »
Trigger and I had a religious debate today.
Thought I should Share it.[/quote]
Quote from: "MSN"
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: For however much it matters, though. S'not like God's going to be interferring anymore, after that whole Jesus scandal.
Dorifto: xD
You make it sound like some HollyWood fiasco.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Then I did good.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Actually, I may have said that wrong.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: God will, of course, interfer and end things.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: When Bush gets elected for his third term.
Dorifto: I'll take one for the team and stop that before he has to. >>
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: What?
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: You can't do that!
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Haven't you been paying attention to the republicans?
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Bush IS God.
Dorifto: No, he says he's on a mission FROM God. But, as far as I'm concerned, there's no such thing as a god, and I'll try to stop him, even if he was.
Dorifto: He's summoning the Riders of the Apocolypse.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: That's just his cover story
Dorifto: Oh? And I suppose the fact that he's really MJ in disguise is just a cover story too?!
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: What? No! Don't you watch cartoons? White Michael Jackson is an alien sent to take over the world
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: ...By touching children.
Dorifto: XD
I stopped watching cartoons as soon as I found X-Play. Well, not really, I still watch them, but, alot stuff's been happening in the past 3/4th's of a year that's kinda made me watch less of them.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: I like to take time to watch them every now and then... When Kasai's on the computer and stuff
Dorifto: I'm either always sleeping, computer, somethign random, or busy doing something else. And never have time for it.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Who isn't?
Dorifto: Jehova God Almighty. All HE does is sit on his ass watching football, then late at night goes streaking.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: ...
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: I thought he watched secret girls locker room cams
Dorifto: Nah, he has his angels TIvo it for him so he can watch when he;s not plastered.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Oh yeah. I wouldn't know.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Jesus is my homeboy, but he and his dad don't get along anymore.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: (Teenage hormones)
Dorifto: I just have the Government on my payroll. And even God can't stop the US government.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Yeah, but I'll bet if Bruce Campbell, Chuck Norris, Collin Mockery and Christopher Walkon used thier magic power rings and fused together they could.
Dorifto: XD
Of course. NOTHING can Stop the combined Powers of CN, BC, CM, and CW.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Hmm... What would that unholy creature be called?
Dorifto: Our failed attempt to play God?
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: I think we should try it anyway.
Dorifto: Since Jesus and God aren't getting along, now would be the time ot wage war on heaven.
Dorifto: We could totally take over.,
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Maybe we should wait for a supprise attack
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: You know, after America attacks first?
Dorifto: Maybe we should just Destroy earth, and when God comes to check up on us and see's us gone and says "WTF?" we can tackle him and steal his wallet.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: And his car keys.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: I hear he drives a popemobile
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: I'd love to be in one of those
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: It's like something out of Star Wars.
Dorifto: XD
Dorifto: Just attach some lasers, and a Ludicrious Hyper Drive.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: God's ride is already pimped out like that
Dorifto: He must love plad.
Dorifto: I bet God wears a kilt.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Hmm.. I wonder if he wears anything under it
Dorifto: As Swift, I'm sure he'd know.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: *shudders*
Dorifto: MWHAHAH! Mission accomplished.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Do you think God drinks Coke or Pepsi?
Dorifto: Coke. I think him drinking Pespi would be like Satan driving to work in a snowmobile.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Yeah, but... Like, some guitar heros drank Pepsi
Dorifto: Like who?
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: I don't know... I saw it on a commercial a long time ago.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: I'm sure God saw that commercial, too
Dorifto: Eh, I remember a couple years back or so they had Pepsi commercials, where some guy got sucked into a pepsi machine and was at like a concert, it was some chick singing, and by this time I had destroyed every can of pepsi within 3 miles.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Oh yeah, I remember that...
Dorifto: Evil
Dorifto: And holy Crap I'm hungry. I'm gonna find something to eat.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Eat some Boo Berry if you have it.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: God eats Boo Berry.
Dorifto: What's Boo Berry?
Dorifto: And I eat little Japanese Girls.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: It's like a blueberry version of Count Chocula.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: And little Japanese girls give me the runs.
Dorifto: Eh, good thing they don't to me. they go well with rice.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: You must have an iron colon.
Dorifto: Or maybe it's just really deformed.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Do you work out with it?
Dorifto: ...Do I work out at all?
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: I dunno...
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: I'm just saying
Dorifto: besides occasional walks for a few hours, nope.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Maybe you stick dumbells up your rectum.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Some people do it.
Dorifto: O_o
Dorifto: Those people need to be shot with a glove.
Dorifto: And smacked with a rifle.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: I read it in a magazine and couldn't sleep for a few weeks.
Dorifto: XD
Dorifto: Anywaysd, food time...Though hearing that rectum stuff is gonna make eating suck. YOU EBIL BASTARD!
Thought I should Share it.[/quote]
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General / George Carlin is one of my heros.
« on: October 21, 2005, 02:34:48 am »
Toasts to Carlin!
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Been sitting here with my ass in a wad, wanting to speak out about the bullshit going on in New Orleans. For the people of New Orleans...
First I would like to say, Sorry for your loss.
With that said, let's go through a few hurricane rules: (Unlike an earthquake, we know it's coming)
#1. A mandatory evacuation means just that...Get the hell out. Don't blame the Government after they tell you to go. If they hadn't said anything, I can see the argument. They said get out... if you didn't, it's your fault, not theirs. (I don't want to hear it, even if you don't have a car, you can get out.)
#2. If there is an emergency, stock up on water and non-perishables. If you didn't do this, it's not the Government's fault you're starving.
#2a. If you run out of food and water, find a
store that has some. (Remember, shoes, TV's, DVD's and CD's are not edible. Leave them alone.)
#2b. If the local store has been looted of food or water, leave your neighbor's TV and stereo alone. (See #2a) They worked hard to get their stuff. Just because they were smart enough to leave during a mandatory
evacuation, doesn't give you the right to take their stuff...it's theirs,
not yours.
#3. If someone comes in to help you, don't shoot at them and then complain no one is helping you. I'm not getting shot to help save some dumb ass who didn't leave when told to do so.
#4. If you are in your house that is completely
under water, your belongings are probably too far gone for anyone to want them. If someone
does want them, let them have them and hopefully they'll die in the filth. Just leave! (It's New Orleans, find a voodoo warrior and put a curse on them)
#5. My tax money should not pay to rebuild a 2 million dollar house, a sports stadium or a floating casino. Also, my tax money shouldn't go to rebuild a city that is under sea level. You
wouldn't build your house on quicksand would you? You want to live below sea-level, do your country some good and join the Navy.
#6. Regardless of what the Poverty Pimps Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton want you to believe, The US Government didn't create the hurricane as a way to eradicate the black people of New Orleans; (Neither did Russia as
a way to destroy America). The US Government didn't cause global warming
that caused the hurricane (We've been coming out of an ice age for over a million years).
#7. The government isn't responsible for giving you anything. This is the land of the free and the home of the brave, but you gotta work for what you want. McDonalds and Wal-Mart are always hiring, get a damn job and stop spooning off the people who are actually
working for a living.
President Kennedy said it best..."Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."
Thank you for allowing me to rant.
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Been sitting here with my ass in a wad, wanting to speak out about the bullshit going on in New Orleans. For the people of New Orleans...
First I would like to say, Sorry for your loss.
With that said, let's go through a few hurricane rules: (Unlike an earthquake, we know it's coming)
#1. A mandatory evacuation means just that...Get the hell out. Don't blame the Government after they tell you to go. If they hadn't said anything, I can see the argument. They said get out... if you didn't, it's your fault, not theirs. (I don't want to hear it, even if you don't have a car, you can get out.)
#2. If there is an emergency, stock up on water and non-perishables. If you didn't do this, it's not the Government's fault you're starving.
#2a. If you run out of food and water, find a
store that has some. (Remember, shoes, TV's, DVD's and CD's are not edible. Leave them alone.)
#2b. If the local store has been looted of food or water, leave your neighbor's TV and stereo alone. (See #2a) They worked hard to get their stuff. Just because they were smart enough to leave during a mandatory
evacuation, doesn't give you the right to take their stuff...it's theirs,
not yours.
#3. If someone comes in to help you, don't shoot at them and then complain no one is helping you. I'm not getting shot to help save some dumb ass who didn't leave when told to do so.
#4. If you are in your house that is completely
under water, your belongings are probably too far gone for anyone to want them. If someone
does want them, let them have them and hopefully they'll die in the filth. Just leave! (It's New Orleans, find a voodoo warrior and put a curse on them)
#5. My tax money should not pay to rebuild a 2 million dollar house, a sports stadium or a floating casino. Also, my tax money shouldn't go to rebuild a city that is under sea level. You
wouldn't build your house on quicksand would you? You want to live below sea-level, do your country some good and join the Navy.
#6. Regardless of what the Poverty Pimps Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton want you to believe, The US Government didn't create the hurricane as a way to eradicate the black people of New Orleans; (Neither did Russia as
a way to destroy America). The US Government didn't cause global warming
that caused the hurricane (We've been coming out of an ice age for over a million years).
#7. The government isn't responsible for giving you anything. This is the land of the free and the home of the brave, but you gotta work for what you want. McDonalds and Wal-Mart are always hiring, get a damn job and stop spooning off the people who are actually
working for a living.
President Kennedy said it best..."Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."
Thank you for allowing me to rant.
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General / Our hero in the F-Zero!
« on: October 21, 2005, 01:30:33 am »
Okay, okay... here goes... Uhh.... New thread. About F-Zero. Woot.
Kasai:Why f-zero?
'Cause I said so, tha's why! Also, F-Zero rules. One needs no reason to talk about it. It's like an orgasm for you GameCube. So, random thread. Let's go. Go fast.
Kasai:Why f-zero?
'Cause I said so, tha's why! Also, F-Zero rules. One needs no reason to talk about it. It's like an orgasm for you GameCube. So, random thread. Let's go. Go fast.
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General / ãŠã‹ã—ã„
« on: October 19, 2005, 05:44:55 pm »
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General / Woo for the Weekend Vacation...
« on: October 17, 2005, 01:31:23 am »
Well, I go on vacation, and over the weekend I've no access to a computer or anything, and what happens? GBA-Source is shut down. Not a word of warning or anything. Site's just gone. Kaput. All 2000+ posts of the Naru Club are gone. All 70000 members, shut out. That's a year of my life that I can't even look back on now, because the site's just gone! I used to think Cricket was cool, but this.. this is just unforgivable. How could he do something like this?
Let's just take a moment to remember what was, during it's height, one of the best forums of the internet.
Now, the question is, think you guys can handle some refugees?
Let's just take a moment to remember what was, during it's height, one of the best forums of the internet.
Now, the question is, think you guys can handle some refugees?
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General / Pictures from the fair!
« on: October 17, 2005, 12:34:18 am »
That's right! Everybody's favorite shutterbug Haggie Maggie's already got pictures she took at this year's fair up for all to see! So go check them out!
These are just people that were on the chessboard (this year I couldn't do that because of other engagements) so I'm not in these pictures, but my grandmother is, and so are some other people (Gary Conner, woo!)
Take a peek if you've nothing better to do. These people spent 10+ weeks working on this show that only played 2 days, but they were really great.
Love 'em, hate 'em, make 'em cry.
These are just people that were on the chessboard (this year I couldn't do that because of other engagements) so I'm not in these pictures, but my grandmother is, and so are some other people (Gary Conner, woo!)
Take a peek if you've nothing better to do. These people spent 10+ weeks working on this show that only played 2 days, but they were really great.
Love 'em, hate 'em, make 'em cry.