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Lazlo Falconi

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George Carlin is one of my heros.
« on: October 21, 2005, 02:34:48 am »
Toasts to Carlin!



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Been sitting here with my ass in a wad, wanting to speak out about the bullshit going on in New  Orleans.  For the people of New Orleans...
First I would like to say, Sorry for your loss.
With that  said, let's go through a few hurricane rules: (Unlike an earthquake, we know it's coming)
#1. A mandatory evacuation means just that...Get the hell out. Don't blame the Government after they tell you to go.  If they hadn't said anything, I can see the argument.  They said get out... if you didn't,  it's your fault, not theirs.  (I don't want to hear it, even if you don't have a car, you can get out.)
   
#2. If there is an emergency, stock up on water and non-perishables.  If you didn't do this, it's not the Government's fault you're starving.
   
#2a. If you run out of food and water, find a
store that has some. (Remember, shoes, TV's, DVD's and CD's are not edible. Leave them alone.)
 
#2b. If the local store has been looted of food or water, leave your neighbor's TV and stereo alone.  (See #2a) They worked hard to get their stuff.  Just because they were smart enough to leave during a  mandatory
evacuation, doesn't give you the right to take their stuff...it's theirs,
not yours.
 
#3. If someone comes in to help you, don't shoot at them and then complain no one is helping you. I'm not getting shot to help save some dumb ass who didn't leave when told to do so.

 #4. If you are in your house that is completely
under water, your belongings are probably too far gone for anyone to want them.  If someone
does want them, let them have them and hopefully they'll die in the filth.  Just leave!  (It's New Orleans, find a voodoo warrior and put a curse on them)
   
#5. My tax money should not pay to rebuild a 2 million dollar house, a sports stadium or a floating casino.  Also, my tax money shouldn't go to rebuild a city that is under sea level.  You
wouldn't build your house on quicksand would you?  You want to live below sea-level, do your country some good and join the Navy.
   
#6. Regardless of what the Poverty Pimps Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton want you to believe, The  US Government didn't create the hurricane as a way to eradicate the black people of New Orleans; (Neither did Russia as
a way to destroy America).  The US Government didn't cause global warming
that caused the hurricane (We've been coming out of an ice age for over a million years).
 
#7. The government isn't responsible for giving you anything.  This is the land of the free and the home of the brave, but you gotta work for what you want.  McDonalds and Wal-Mart are always hiring, get a  damn job and stop spooning off the people who are actually
working for a living.
President Kennedy said it best..."Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."
 
   Thank you for allowing me to rant.
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George Carlin is one of my heros.
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2005, 08:45:19 am »
CJMErl: HAHA!  That's funny!
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« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2005, 11:31:20 am »
Fuck, shit, cock, cunt, motherfucker, piss, tits and turd.

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« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2005, 12:42:58 pm »
You forgot two. =P
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« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2005, 03:38:18 pm »
I haven't seen that in forever, forgive me.

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« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2005, 03:43:30 pm »
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
(Neither did Russia as
a way to destroy America).

LIES! ALL LIES! The communists did it.
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« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2005, 03:51:08 pm »
communists are silly

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« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2005, 04:20:58 pm »
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(Neither did Russia as
a way to destroy America).

LIES! ALL LIES! The communists did it.

What the crap?
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« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2005, 04:49:31 pm »
I'm afraid I can't save the world today, Mr. President.

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« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2005, 04:56:45 pm »
The only person who can save us is Jesus, A.K.A. George W. Bush.
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« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2005, 04:58:17 pm »
I'm a pretzel on a stealth mission to kill the president.

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« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2005, 04:58:57 pm »
And I'm the cheesedip of your doom.
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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2005, 05:00:56 pm »
I'm the emissary of the oasis.

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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2005, 05:02:53 pm »
Then I'm the messiah of Wal-Mart, sent on a mission to destroy all water in the negaverse.
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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2005, 05:03:35 pm »
Sailor Moon protects my life points from your assault.