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Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: neo mike on February 04, 2005, 09:05:05 pm
well here it is!

http://www.gameinformer.com/News/Media/Media.htm?CS_pid={348EB1A6-F628-4E96-832C-6A1CCA826A61}
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: mugenmidget on February 06, 2005, 12:27:04 am
I'm more excited about Battle and Chase myself.
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: protoman on February 06, 2005, 01:29:26 am
are we (americans) finally getting it or something?
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Superyoshi on February 06, 2005, 01:42:29 am
Finally Capcom has answered my prayers!  The second I saw Battle & Chase in the trailer my jaw literally dropped and stayed there for almost the entire trailer.
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: mugenmidget on February 07, 2005, 05:24:25 pm
Quote from: "protoman"
are we (americans) finally getting it or something?


It's an extra on the Megaman X collection.

EDIT: Oh and "breaking news."  Atomic Planet, the same people who butched Megaman Anniversary Collection, will NOT be making this port.  It's being done "in-house" through Capcom Studio 1.
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Post by: Superyoshi on February 07, 2005, 09:33:25 pm
So that means that A and B won't be switched!  Thank God!  Although I did get used to it over a period of a few days after I got it (I got it in July so I'm pretty used to the controls on GCN now).
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: mugenmidget on February 07, 2005, 09:39:07 pm
Quote from: "Superyoshi"
So that means that A and B won't be switched!  Thank God!  Although I did get used to it over a period of a few days after I got it (I got it in July so I'm pretty used to the controls on GCN now).


That was actually my smallest gripe seeing as how with a little "electronics magic" you could fix that problem.

But yes you're very correct.
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Post by: Gemini Man on February 08, 2005, 05:41:58 pm
I'm too lazy to click the link and hate GI so PLEASE TELL ME IT WILL BE ON GCN!!! I will cry is it isn't.
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Post by: Drinker on February 08, 2005, 05:52:05 pm
I'm Drooling just thinking of the posible remixed megaman x2 music... I  just hope they don't use Gates stage for Agile's stage and pull some crap like that..... :shock:
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Post by: mugenmidget on February 08, 2005, 07:36:20 pm
Quote from: "Gemini Man"
I'm too lazy to click the link and hate GI so PLEASE TELL ME IT WILL BE ON GCN!!! I will cry is it isn't.


I was wondering this too, being an avid GCN fan.

But alas, the trailer gives no console specifics.
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Post by: protoman on February 08, 2005, 07:46:57 pm
agreed. mmx2 is sexy in all regards.
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: neo mike on February 11, 2005, 08:26:36 am
Quote from: "protoman"
agreed. mmx2 is sexy in all regards.

I 101% agree!
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Post by: Backlash6000 on February 11, 2005, 08:28:41 am
This game will obviously be on the GCN. Megaman collection has been on GCN, so most likely, it will be again. I only wish they had the remixed version on Megaman X3. Sadly, they won't have it at all =(
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Post by: Mega Buster on February 11, 2005, 01:18:33 pm
It can't arrive soon enough for me.  I used to rent the SNES games all the time...even bit the bullet and paid $50 for X3 used, with no box or instructions.  

There's a  game shop that just recently opened here, and they have a copy of X3 for $5 more than I paid...all the X games, and even MM7, are there, and they all cost about the same price.  :shock:  Oh well, I may get MM7, anyway...
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on February 12, 2005, 10:45:52 am
The GC release is confimed.
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Post by: BlazeHeatnix on July 09, 2005, 07:03:20 pm
I hope its going to be on PS2.
I heard that there is a megaman race or something in there...
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Post by: Trigger on July 09, 2005, 08:25:42 pm
Quote from: "BlazeHeatnix"
I hope its going to be on PS2.
I heard that there is a megaman race or something in there...


~BZZZMMM~

Attention Passangers...

This is your captian speaking....

 If you look up at the top of this thread, you will see a link. Below it you will see many posts about Megaman Battle and Chase being included in the X collection.

We will now be traveling through alittle turbulence, please hold on....

*shanks Blazeheatnix in the eye with a rusty spoon*

Thank you...

 ~BZZZZMM~
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Post by: Herb on July 09, 2005, 08:44:34 pm
Excuse me ladies and gentlemen

please look up at me, your stewardess..ahem.. MALE FLIGHT ATTENDANT. i will show all of you how to use your emergency AK-47s and rail-drivers
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Post by: Trigger on July 09, 2005, 08:45:42 pm
*Kicks the "sterwardess" *coughAKAherbcough* out of the plane*

Later due!
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Post by: Herb on July 09, 2005, 08:46:51 pm
yay i love skydiving!

wait...

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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Post by: Kary on July 09, 2005, 08:58:30 pm
*grabs Trigger and throws him out, flying over MMtL land*
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Post by: Trigger on July 09, 2005, 09:00:04 pm
*once again puffs up his fro and uses it as a parachute*

MWAHAHAHHA!! *ands safetly*

YOUR KUNG FU IS CHILDS PLAY!!!

*pulls out a grapple hook (Super sized ;P) And graples back unto the air plane and climbs back in.

YARRRRRHHHH!!! *attachs a parachute to Kary and tosses her out the plane*
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Post by: Kary on July 09, 2005, 09:03:06 pm
Aero! *wind blows back up into plane*
Eat fist! *punches in mouth*
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Post by: Trigger on July 09, 2005, 09:04:37 pm
*bites the fist*

HA HA HA!!!

*Lunges at her with a can of Dr. Pepper*
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Post by: Kary on July 09, 2005, 09:09:05 pm
*takes can of dr pepper and gets 5 cent deposit*
*flicks nickel at Trigger's eye*
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Post by: Trigger on July 09, 2005, 09:10:30 pm
OHHHHHH THE PAIIIIIINNN THE PAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIN!!!! *rolls around on the ground clenching face*

X_O

*pulls out another Dr. pepper, Shakes it up and sprays it in Kary's face*

NYAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
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Post by: Kary on July 09, 2005, 09:17:00 pm
AGH! THE CAFFIENE! IT BURNS! *hopes searchman.exe doesn't see this*
Chakra! *all hp and mp healed* Evil taint! *trigger turns undead* Life! *casts revival spell on Trigger, 'killing' him*

Remember, you're in MMtL land. What do you get when you're there?
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Post by: Trigger on July 09, 2005, 09:40:39 pm
I get alot of catgirl pictures from my loyal slav-I mean...members. >.>

*Auto-Life kicks in*
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Post by: Anonymous on July 09, 2005, 10:18:32 pm
*beats to 1 hp*
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Post by: Kary on July 09, 2005, 10:20:39 pm
That was me. Modem here is screwy.
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Post by: Trigger on July 09, 2005, 10:20:54 pm
*heals and beats GUEST to death cuase he's registered*

OWN3D!

EDIT: *But instead of that plays the fiddle and tap dances*
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Post by: Kary on July 09, 2005, 10:24:23 pm
Read that again, Trig.
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Post by: Trigger on July 09, 2005, 10:28:34 pm
I did, hence the edit.

*continues dancing while playing fiddle*
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Post by: Kary on July 09, 2005, 10:32:36 pm
*takes fiddle and beats over the head with it*

*finds golden fiddle*

*uses golden fiddle on Trigger's head, both attacks causing 1457 with the wooden fiddle, 5894 with golden*

Those attacks suck. Repeating fist! *does 14564579 damage* Only a fifty hit attack? I need to work on that.
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Post by: Trigger on July 09, 2005, 10:43:21 pm
STUPID GOLDEN INSTRUMENTS LYING AROUND!!!

*opens up an unbrella blocking all of her attacks*

*swish*
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Tiger on July 10, 2005, 12:19:51 am
::throws open the shutters to "Tiger's Weaponry Shop and School of Combative Martial Arts", puts on sunglasses::  Neutral party!  All items/knowledge for sale!  ::gestures Trigger towards the "Subversion/Ninjitsu/Tabi" section, and Kary to the "Household Weaponry/Femme Fatale" section::  Please, feel free to look around.

Zaijian,
Tiger
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Post by: Trigger on July 10, 2005, 12:22:16 am
*walks and and buys everything*
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Post by: Kary on July 10, 2005, 12:25:27 am
ha ha! Good ol' Tiger. Always has style.

I'll have what he's having, just on the other side.
What's the cost?
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Post by: Tiger on July 10, 2005, 12:45:53 am
::boggles, flips up sunglasses::  Everything?!  You two just wracked up a debt greater than what the United States of America, the European Union NATO Aggregate, and the People's Republic of China owe me... COMBINED.  ::flips sunglasses back down::  Having said that, there are some personal items that are rather... difficult for me to get a hold of.  ::pulls out a list and hands it to Kary::

1.  Toilet Paper
2.  Iron Fist Bag
3.  Peanut Butter
4.  New Toothbrush (FDA approved please)
5.  Pizza Rolls

Whoever gets all these items to me first will have their goods free of charge.  The other should consider moving to a galaxy far, far away, very soon.

Zaijian,
Tiger
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Post by: Trigger on July 10, 2005, 01:01:41 am
*steals all items*

:P

Later dude *runs out t3h shop*
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Post by: Kary on July 10, 2005, 01:10:12 am
Just those? EASY!

*runs to nearest bathroom, steals toilet paper*

*runs to Garland smithy shop, takes a huge chunk of iron*

*runs to the grocery store Lazlo works in* Hey, Lazlo! Gimme some peanut butter!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/lazlo.gif) You sure on that? I got a lot down there.
Just give me the damn sandwich spread.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/lazlo.gif) Fine. How much you need?
Any amount will do.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/lazlo.gif) *hands over free packet of peanut butter* There you go. A whole 3 grams for you.
*nods and takes* thanks! Oh yeah, and I need an FDA approved toothbrush, whatever the FDA is.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/lazlo.gif) Kary, this is a grocery store. Besides, I don't know the first thing about personal hygiene! I don't even know what a toothbrush is!
*stares, then backs out slowly*

*goes to dentist store, buys FDA approved toothbrush*

Hmm... next on the list is pizza rolls.... I know!

*goes to Trigger's house*

Trigger, you know those pizza rollls you like so much?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/trigger.png) NO.
What if I said you don't have a choice?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/trigger.png) Quote what I said there.
Quote from: "Trigger"
NO.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/trigger.png) See?
Fine!

*runs back to Lazlo's groceries*
Lazlo! I need pizza rolls!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/lazlo.gif) Who do you THINK I look like? The stock boy?
Sure, why not?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/lazlo.gif) I'll have you know that I am a FRONT SERVICE CLERK, thank you very much.
Just get me the damn pizza rolls.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/lazlo.gif) Don't got em. Try the grocery store by Trigger's town.

*runs to Trigger's grocery store*

Quote from: "sign reads:"
Sorry, we're sold out of pizza rolls. Blame Trigger.


Damn it! I'll get those pizza rolls! *runs to Triggers house*

Say Trigger-
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/trigger.png) NO.
*grabs by the collar and pulls close* I didn't ask you for them. You're going to give them to me, because that way we'll both be so much happier. Get it?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/trigger.png) *Gives pizza rolls against his will*
Good job. You CAN be trained!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/trigger.png) *glares* quiet you.
Or what?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/trigger.png) I'll.... uh..... *runs away*

*runs back to Tiger's shop*

Here you go, Tiger! got it all for you!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 10, 2005, 01:17:34 am
GRAHH MOTHERLAND!! Kary doesn't know the inner workings of a Supermarket cult. We have everything. EVERYTHING.
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Tiger on July 10, 2005, 01:44:27 am
::raises an eyebrow behind sunglasses when Kary hands over the items::  Impressive!  Your fee has been waived.  As for Trigger....

Well, Trigger owes more money than the gross domestic product of our universe over the sum total of a century at current output.  Every government, every consortium, which breaks down into every single person on the planet.

The only person Trigger DOESN'T owe money to are the truck-riding, shotel machete wielding Rwandans... who are cannibals.

Also, since I expected that you'd pull such a trick, Trigger, you will notice the bootleg copyright symbols in fine print on all your goods.  They are fake tabi gear, and suck, LIKE YOU.  In addition, there is no place to go for shelter from your monetary sins against humanity.

::closes the shop's shutters, the bright neon sign flashing "NO REFUNDS", then there is a deep rumbling as it sinks underneath the ground using yet another hidden carrier class aircraft elevator::

::a note left in its wake reads:  "OMG, Kary iz totlly going 2 PWN you noobzor!  Bwa hah!  Ph3ar her l33tness!  Love - Tiger  P.S. - I thought I'd write it in a language you can understand.::

Zaijian,
Tiger

;)
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Post by: Swiftman on July 10, 2005, 01:48:19 am
*goes to truck-riding, shotel machete wielding Rwandans and borrows a machete*

Need help, Kary? Heh... heh...
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Post by: Trigger on July 10, 2005, 01:52:00 am
((This post done in TRUE narrative form =O))

As he turned around and looked at the spot where the shop once stood he said to himself,  "Humanity is done for on it's current path anyways."

He then reflects upon himself to seek the answer.

He thought at that moment that he does have SOME |\/1|\/j!7$\_/ $|<1|,,|_$ that were self developed.

After reminding himself of this, he yelled aloud "Items and tricks are still NO MATCH agianst pure skills!"

Followed by one last statement...

"Bring it."

Then he danced crazy freaky monkey style and played some FF6 Boss battle music.

And the battle had started....
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Post by: Swiftman on July 10, 2005, 01:55:22 am
Pssssttt.... Tiger. I got something here you might want, if you give me what I want....

*pulls out 'The Item'*

This is yours, Tiger. I just need.... *whispers, even though he's not there* 'Item #2'. Is it a deal?
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Post by: Tiger on July 10, 2005, 02:14:28 am
::rests his telemicrophone, rubbing his chin thoughtfully, then sends out an aerial drone to Swift that drops a note in his hand.

It reads:

It's a deal!  Item #2 will be dropping from orbit to your position at 3:14 AM EST.  It's not big, but the atmoshpere-resistant capsule is, so find some cover.  Oh yes, if you fail to deliver "The Item" by July 11 5:00 AM EST, #2 will self-destruct.

Love - Tiger::

Zaijian,
Tiger
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Post by: Swiftman on July 10, 2005, 02:35:50 am
heh heh heh.... Excellent. I knew he would go for that deal. Minion!
 :arrow: Hm?
Send me a message drone.
 :arrow: Yes, sir. *brings up hovering circular drone*
*speaks into drone's camera*
Tiger, it's a deal. 'The Item' will be delivered to these coordinates *holds up paper with written destination* It is inside a mine on Oberon, a moon in Uranus orbit. We can't afford to have Trigger get a hold of 'The Item', and he can't get into Oberon easily. You can, however. Minion will tell you how in private. Make good on your promise, and I will too. End Transmission.
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Post by: Tiger on July 10, 2005, 02:51:54 am
::replies to the transmission:

The capsule will have reached your location approximately... ah... 21 minutes before the completion of your transmission.  I guess the stealth tech is working better than I thought.  Walk in a 3 meter radial circle and you'll run into it.  I've already got one of my magic choppers en route to Uranus.  Tiger out.::

Zaijian,
Tiger
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Post by: Swiftman on July 10, 2005, 03:07:33 am
*thinks to self* This has gone well, I'd say. With Item #2 in my grasp, Trigger won't stand a chance. I know Tiger's been wanting The Item for some time now, but I finally found a deal worth exchanging it for. I just needed to hide it somewhere good so Tiger didn't find it before I needed to use ot for bargaining power. But, oh well. I'll just quickly install it into my Pyro-GX, and I'm good! Trigger won't stand a chance! But... Still.... It's Trigger we're talking about here. He's sure to pull something up.
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Post by: BlazeHeatnix on July 10, 2005, 12:19:54 pm
Trigger may trigger some traps cause Trigger will get you. Trigger the void or the abyss will surely kill yourself. Im just a Merchant passing by & help Evil or Good, which in this case I dont know who is good or evil!
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Post by: Trigger on July 11, 2005, 05:14:52 am
*kicks BH in the shin and then continues dancing*

Fight? =O


((
Quote
Trigger won't stand a chance! But... Still.... It's Trigger we're talking about here. He's sure to pull something up.


MAY I REMIND YOU of a little something?

Quote from: "MSN battle thingy"
Swiftman says:
*Fires smart missle at Trigger*
Trigger says:
*fires dumbass missle and it annoys the smart missle until they both blow up*


Engunuity, and creativity are my strengths!! XD[/i]

Nobody incures my wrath and get's off without proper smotage!!))
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Post by: Herb on July 11, 2005, 09:29:09 am
not only are you smart, you tell people to do impossible things

how do you walk in a 3m radial circle? thats like walking 3m in infinite directions at the same time
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Post by: Tiger on July 11, 2005, 03:19:14 pm
You would be correct had I said "radius", however I said "radial" which is a straight line from the center of a circle to the edge of that circle.  The given length of the radial is three meters.  A radial circle is the circle created by rotating the edge-side of the radial, which once again is three meters, a full 360 degrees.

To summarize, if Swift walks in a circle, three meters away from and around what was his current location, he will invariably run into my capsule, as the my satellites' tracking mechanisms' accuracy is within three meters of the target.

I do hope that cleared it up some!

Zaijian,
Tiger
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Post by: megakevinexe on July 11, 2005, 05:37:30 pm
I've heard of it, all right. At first, it was thought of as a rumor, but now it became true. I sure can't wait for it! I wonder what episode the X collection will include? I bet it's the Mega X episode...
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Post by: Superyoshi on July 11, 2005, 08:39:48 pm
Quote from: "megakevinexe"
I've heard of it, all right. At first, it was thought of as a rumor, but now it became true. I sure can't wait for it! I wonder what episode the X collection will include? I bet it's the Mega X episode...

I hope it isn't an episode (come on, we have em right here on TPH :P).  I hope we get something better like the Icons episode on the GCN version.  I certainly hope the extras aren't different like last time.  I don't want to go crazy thinking about which system to go with, and NOW with Xbox...ugh, that'll be 3 things to choose from.  I'll most likely go with PS2 though.  Because it's the controller that feels most like a Super NES and PSX controller (well obviously, heh).
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 01:18:28 am
A sparkle in the distance... could it be? Yes, it's "LLLLLAAAAZZZLLLOOOOO!!!!!" He flies in on a heat-peeker missile, painted to look just like a Bullet Bill. "|/|/|-|47 /|/0|/|/ |^|_|/|/|<?"
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 01:21:38 am
I want a bright pink man-thong.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 01:32:30 am
I could use one to--BOOM. *Missile blows up, after chasiing the hottest thing in the area, Lazlo*
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 01:48:25 am
With Lazlo vanqished, Swiftman lay unchallenged for studliest figure on TPH!
With a cry of victory, Swiftman stood up to the platform. (that materialized) He was handed a trophy, which he glady accepted. Emblazened on the brass front were the words: "Swiftman, the most TPHest guy." (You know, since TPH is awesome, calling someone TPHly would be a compliment!)

A microphone appeared next to Swiftman's mouth. Naturally, he grabbed it and began to speak into it.
"I would like to thank all of you, for giving me a reason to post so much and to be so well respected. without you guys, it would be just me and Protoman here. And he wouldn't want to be near me, since his mind couldn't stand the presense of a superior specimen so nearby-"
With a crack like thunder, a rifleshot was heard. Seeing the bullet, Swiftman used his Swiftacular swiftness to do a matrix right in front of a huge crowd and on a cramped platform. He succeeded, the bullet just missing his face. He moved back up to a normal standing position.
Naturally, all the women in the crowd went on a wild yelling spree and tried to get up on the platform. There was only so much they could take, and Swiftman had snapped their will like twigs. Luckily, Trigger and Herb were there to prevent them from getting up to Swiftman. However, Swiftman saw Sophih in the crowd.
"Let her through, boys." Swiftman whispered to Herb and Trigger. They nodded and stepped aside for her entrance, then moved back and prevented the flow.
"Oh, Swiftman!" Sophih cooed in all her catgirlrific glory. "You're so.... Swift!"

AGRAHAG!

MMMIIINNNIIIOOONNNN!!! What happened!?
 :arrow: Kayboard error, sir. It panicked from all the bad errors and overusage of the backspace key. It snapped in half.
Oh, that's JUST greeaaattt. My best work yet (my favorite at least! XD) and it's ruined! Well, FIX IT! NOW!
 :arrow: With what? Do you have any other keyboards around?
As a matter of fact, I do. *pulls out IBM Aptiva keyboard*
 :arrow: That antique, sir?
Hey, this thing has gotten me through a LOT of games, mkay? I'm sure it can handle ONE little typing session. (and not for the first time, either.) *plugs plugin into plugin in the back*
Hey, perfect fit.
 :arrow: Of course it is, sir. It's been the same for many years now. If you ever bother to update your computer, it will have nothing but USB ports.
All the more reason not to. Oh well! Onward- ah, I lost interest. *lazies*
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 01:57:40 am
Then Trigger realizing Swiftman is daydreaming too much then gives him a swift kick to the groin, and walks off.
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on July 12, 2005, 02:00:39 am
*Kicks Lazlo's charred remains*
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 02:16:44 am
Ow... I was going to use that in two years.... At least it got a swift kick...
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 02:32:33 am
Lazlo, as it turns out, was barely harmed by the blast, but thrust upward into the upper atmosphere. Clinging to a sattelite connected to the intarweb, Lazlo saw Swiftman claiming to be the TPHest. This couldn't be! Lazlo let go, fell towards Earth, and drop-kicked Swiftman. Then, just to make him jealous, he planted a big kiss on Sophih, who *shot*
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 02:35:30 am
Lazlo then realized that he had gripped a Tiger brand satelite, thus angering the neutral merchant beyond compare for knocking it off target.
Laying in a pool of badass blood, Swiftman said to Lazlo. "You've done it now. Tiger's wrath is matched only by Kary's. He'll out you in his place.
With a slump, the lack of blood in Swiftman's body caused him to faint.
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 02:39:36 am
Lazlo's phreaking awesome blood poured from the hole in his head into the badass blood of Swiftman, merging together creating a new creats, Swifzlo! However, due to bending the laws of physics, Swifzlo died a horrible death, met only by the pain suffered while living. You were the awesomest/leetest/tphest thing ever, Swifzlo, even if you were a sin against nature. The combined tears of every crying for the three coolest things in the univers dieing at once broght them all back('cept Swifzlo) somehow. The battle continued.
"Crap, Tiger, run."
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 02:45:00 am
Knowing he was safe from Tiger, Swiftman pushed Lazlo into the swarm of rabid fangirls.
"That'll hold ya till Tiger gets here!" With a cackle, Swiftman jumped off the platform, found his Pyro-GX, then flew off for Charon, Pluto orbit.
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Pirate Cortez on July 12, 2005, 02:46:05 am
And I have a base at Charon.
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 02:48:45 am
Realizing Kibble's futile attempt to try and take some glory from the tied for most TPHest person, Swiftman turned his Pyro-GX around and fired several smart missiles at Sir Kibble.
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 02:51:43 am
*Then Trigger apeared and combattd Swiftmans Smart missiles with several dumbass missles, who then annoy the smart missles until they all blow up*

*then walked off again to get some pizza rolls*
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 02:54:47 am
*Falls into fangirls* Nooo!!! Ladies who love me, my only weakness, how did you know?! *Is secksed up by several ladies* Nooo!!! Wait, YES! I mean... GRAAH, MOTHERLAND!! Ladies, we must away to the LazloCave!
*Scene transition* There's no way Tiger'll ever get me here! Swiftman went to Charon, and everyone knows where that is, but no one would ever think that the LazloCave is right under Falconi Manor.
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 02:55:09 am
"Damn that Trigger! How did he get those dumbass missiles..." A sudden thought hit Swiftman's head. "Tiger...." He muttered under his breath.
But knowing that Tiger was providing Item #2, Swiftman left Tiger to hsi own deals. He was, afterall, neutral, and could deal with anyone he wanted to.
Deciding that Kibble had to die, Swiftman fired several dumb fire Concussion missiles at his location, laser aimed for optimal accuracy. He then turned the Pyro-GX around in a 180 spin and continued to Charon.
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 02:57:23 am
*Then Lazlo edited the last sentance of his previous post, to make it slightly funnier. But then he made the mistake of trying to contact Tiger for some more giant missiles... Wink wink.* I need more, seriously.
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Pirate Cortez on July 12, 2005, 03:00:31 am
Quote from: "Swiftman"
Realizing Kibble's futile attempt to try and take some glory from the tied for most TPHest person, Swiftman turned his Pyro-GX around and fired several smart missiles at Sir Kibble.


And I fired dumbass missles that pissed off the smart missles.

And I'm the 2nd TPHest person, Swift is number 1 on the list.
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 03:04:38 am
No, it's a tie between me and Lazlo for first. Trigger is second, then Protoman.

*gets announcer voice ready*

LLLLLLAadies and gentlemen, I just had an idea. We will hold a contest for the most TPHest girl! The events will include mud wresling, catgirl-off, and a tug of war between all contestents. Place all bets with Sir Kibble, and all material orders with Tiger, please.
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 03:04:59 am
You again! If my pencil tactic didn't work, maybe this will... *throws some fangirls*
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 03:07:05 am
*is on Charon*

You can't throw fangirls from Earth to Charon! No one is THAT TPHy! Not even you!
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 03:07:22 am
Come on Lazlo, let's face the Facts, swiftman doesn't have Fangirls! *shot*

At most he has one girl though.

And no TPHest girl. Cuase we ALL know Morrigan would win, then Kary would get mad and kill Swiftman, and I have alot riding on him, and he can't die yet.
  :P
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 03:12:38 am
Realizing his complicated greatness, Swiftman shose to stay in his Pyro-GX, and contemplated flying to Europa for a good dose of ice skating.
"Hmm.... Complicated greatness.... That's the only way to describe me..." He pulled a mirror out of the roof compartment of the Pyro-GX, and looks at self.
In the corner of the mirror Siwftman noticed the label: 'Objects in mirror are more attractive than they appear'
"Wow. I like the look of that label."
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 03:14:49 am
Punny.
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on July 12, 2005, 03:15:36 am
I saw Chiyo x Osaka hentai.

True story.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 03:16:47 am
I've seen hentai too. No reason to be ashamed, we were all dumb 12 year olds at one point.
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 03:17:27 am
Making up his mind, Swiftman grabbed his rocket skates (courtesy of Tiger) and jumps back in his Pyro-GX. He began normal startup procedure, then flew to Europa.
Landing on a protruding rock, Swiftman put on his rocket skates, placed them on the ice, and took off the rockets.
The miles and miles of undisturbed ice was exactly what he needed. And the right combination of methane added a kick to the experience.
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Herb on July 12, 2005, 11:43:15 am
i dont even fight anyone here very often because it wouldnt be a contest, i could take all of you at once

but since im a peace loving person nowadays, i will continue to carry my puppy/kitten sack around
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 12:11:32 pm
Aww man, I forgot that I was trying to stay out of forum wars too... Drat... Oh well *Aims Space Colony Ark at Europa* Begin firing sequence!
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 04:13:27 pm
"Hmm?"
Swiftman's writers sense had given a tiny tingle. Not much, but enough to warn him.
Not taking chances, Swiftman speedily headed back to his Pyro-GX, got in and prepared the regular take-off procedures.
"Core power, 50%." Swiftman repeated to himself. He wish he had installed an artificial personality matrix in the Pyro-GX. On long trips to Andromeda the boredom of sitting in a silent ship was nerve-wracking.
Suddenly Swiftman's writers sense gave a sudden jolt.
"Oh, JEEZ!" Swiftman saw a huge bolt of energy heading straight for his position.
He punched the Pyro-GX's engines into overdrive, then fired the afterburners. He managed to avoid being hit by the direct beam, but the few thousand tonnes of rock splash damage struck several engines on the Pyro-GX, rendering the Hyperdrive engines useless.
"Damn it!" Swiftman pounded his controls, hoping to get something.  Nothing. The computer was still working, but no drive units were functioning.
He typed a few keys into the computer,, calculating his current trajectory.
"Io? Oh, no. Tiger won't like that."
Pulling out a special remote, Swiftman gave a certain button a push.
Recieving the signal, despite the many millions of miles between them, the Skiver, currently sitting dormant in Swiftman's underground complex in Alberta, suddenly activated and took off without hestation to intercept Swiftman's damaged Pyro-GX, completely unmanned.
Or so he thought....

"Ah, there it is."
Swiftman saw the Skiver flying towards him. The green of the Skiver's armor seemed to stick out very easily with the blackness of space.
The skiver stopped and matched speed with the Pyro-GX's flight. Turning on his internal oxy-tanks, Swiftman opened the cockpit of the Pyro-GX and jumped out. He opened up the Skiver and jumped in. Activating the gravity beam, he grabbed onto the Pyro-GX and flew back to Earth,
Swiftman engaged the life support systems in the Skiver, only to find that they were on already.
"Huh? It's usually set to ahve them off while it's in unmanned flight. Unless the system etected a body in here before launch, it should have been off. Maybe I bumped a setting."
Typing through the control panel, Swiftman looked through his settings, trying to find the life support options.
"Mmm.... What happened?"
Swiftman nearly jumped out of his skin.
"Lacus!? Damn, girl. You rightly spooked me!"
She was indeed looking like a mess. She had rings under her eyes, her hair was tousled and messed up, and looked like she hadn't washed her face in quite a while.
She looked up at Swiftman's face, then smiled slightly. "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have been sleeping in the Skiver." She hung her head a little, her face hidden by her hair.
"No no, it's alright." Swiftman patted her head lightly. "Why you wouldn't want to sleep in your room back at home is beyond me, though."
She looked up and Swiftman's face, and giggled. "Well, Broom and Kary were... 'making noises'."
Recognition dawned on Swiftman's face. "Ah. I see. Well, I don't blame you for wanting to get away from that."
Lacus gave her smile an incline, then put her arms around Swiftman. "You're so good."
Cocking an eyebrow, Swiftman remembered that Lacus did not  of him and Morrigan. Nevertheless, he gave her a hug back.
"Uh, Lacus, we're currently plummeting for Io. Do you think you could...." he gave a motion for her to sit in a chair and buckle in.
"Oh, right." She gave a sheepy face and sat down, then strapped herself in.
Swiftman turned back to the controls. Still holding the Pyro-GX in a tractor hold, he activated the Inter-phase drives on the Siver and flew back to Earth.
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Pirate Cortez on July 12, 2005, 07:34:01 pm
Quote from: "Swiftman"
No, it's a tie between me and Lazlo for first. Trigger is second, then Protoman.

*gets announcer voice ready*

LLLLLLAadies and gentlemen, I just had an idea. We will hold a contest for the most TPHest girl! The events will include mud wresling, catgirl-off, and a tug of war between all contestents. Place all bets with Sir Kibble, and all material orders with Tiger, please.

I'm 4th on the list?
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 07:36:18 pm
Sure thing, Kib, if we use you're Pirate well, now Red Mage account on MMtL, you'd be fourth TPHest person, for sure. (Skull would be fifth, naturallly, simply for his humour)
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on July 12, 2005, 07:39:03 pm
So I have to get a name change? (j/k)
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 07:41:28 pm
Well, personally I believe that Pirate is a better name than Red Mage. After 8-bit theater, there's plenty of Red Mages, but not enough Pirates.

But that's me. I really like pirates, for some reason. I like mechs AND pirates. Wierd, I know.
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on July 12, 2005, 07:41:59 pm
How about PIRATES IN MECHS?
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 07:45:13 pm
Nah. Gotta have the kick-ass pirate ships and old skool cannons. (I really wanna play Battlefield Pirates)
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on July 12, 2005, 07:46:18 pm
Ok.

But protoman isn't online that often......>>

So that means I can't get a name change.
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 07:49:31 pm
We need another admin.... And I plan to be verya ctive after this month! In August! Two things will return that will assure my total online dominance! *plugs self*
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on July 12, 2005, 07:50:29 pm
I'll keep my name to Sir Kibble until then.
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 07:52:49 pm
Once again, this just proves...that Protoman should make me an admin.

For not only do I have the experience needed! But I'm good with people!!

  /\  /\
=^-^=
   ----
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on July 12, 2005, 07:54:49 pm
There should be an option here members can change their names theirselves.
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 07:57:12 pm
And custom titles would rock too.
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on July 12, 2005, 08:08:22 pm
Custom titles and the ability to change your name without contacting protoman = RAWXORZ YOUR BO><0RZ!!!!!!!
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 08:12:41 pm
Yes, though I would like custom titles more. My name be Swiftman, and Swiftman I shall stay.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 08:14:11 pm
Naah, if people could change thier names on their own we'd never know who anyone was... However we should be able to get custom titles... I elect Swiftman as an admin. Or failing that, Trigger or I will do.
*Holds up resume with several sites I've been an admin on*
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 08:18:26 pm
We should have an RP thread on the most TPHest person, and the victor is given admin status. That'd be cool.... We'd have a lot of people volunteer.
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 08:19:12 pm
Naah, if there were an awoard, we couldn't Godmod...
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 08:19:23 pm
*holds up a resume of sites he's admined and modded at*

Resume:

Master's of Facking (Admin)
Planet Megaman
The EXE Brothers (Almost RP manager)
Trinity Of Evil
Ultamite Megaman Forums
Operation Flamingo
The Protoman Homepage
Megaman The Legend (Admin)
Catgirls Paradise
Outpost Nine Forums
SearchMan's Domain (Admin)
Dragon Ball Zen Forums
Silver Arrow Buster (Mod)
Paradise X Lost
Saint Zero
Fyght Forums
OC Remix Forums
Nick vs Andy Forums
Mobuis X Forums
DHZ
Dominanku's South Wolf Pack (Protector of Newbies ((Equivalent of Global Modderator)))

Let's see j00rs Lazlo! =O
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 08:21:31 pm
*holds up reseme*

Current forums I havea  lto of posts in:

TPH
Fantasyanime
Expert Gaming (lots by precentage, it's a dinky place)
Emureactor
Megaman the Legend

But in all those that I am in, I have lots of posts in, (excluding Expert Gaming, since it is so small, but by percentage I own about 40% of it)
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 08:21:34 pm
In my life I've only been to four forums, Rom-Source, Project Jenova, TPH, and Belligero-Sloktech. I was admin'd on RS and TPH. Had I stayed at PJ longer I probably could have been a mod.
Title: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection?
Post by: Herb on July 12, 2005, 09:25:52 pm
yay this is the only forum i have ever been seriously in!

therefor, I should be admin b/c it holds a special place in my heart
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 09:29:02 pm
You were one of the very first people here, herb. And you'd do a good job of it, since you wouldn't defile profiles.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 09:29:31 pm
If not defiling profiles once in a while, what's the point of having power?
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Post by: Tiger on July 12, 2005, 09:30:49 pm
You can't defile a profile if there's nothing to defile, hmm?

Zaijian,
Tiger
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 09:31:43 pm
True that, Tiger.
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on July 12, 2005, 11:19:37 pm
I AM GETTING A NAME CHANGE! W007!
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 11:24:39 pm
Shall I say hello, Red Mage?
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on July 12, 2005, 11:38:13 pm
I asked Nate to change it to Pirate Cortez.

BUT HE LOGGED OFF.
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 11:52:14 pm
Dag, yo. Hope this makes you feel better:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/late360shoveittobonelessd.jpg)
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on July 13, 2005, 12:03:45 am
Sir Kibble is nor more.
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Post by: Swiftman on July 13, 2005, 12:09:42 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/ROBOTgif.gif) Pirate..... Cortez.....
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on July 13, 2005, 12:15:32 am
What?

Do you want like.......a bajillion red mages?
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Post by: Swiftman on July 13, 2005, 12:17:02 am
A bajillion? No. Too overkill. try maybe Eleventeenthousand.