Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Topics - Swiftman

Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 9
1
General / Uhh.....
« on: August 23, 2006, 04:08:35 pm »
Not to be a bother, but while cruisin' around TPH a bit here, a popup telling me I can get free iPod's came up.

Does this mean that Protoman sold out, or is it some random spyware thing on these library computers?

2
General / Yamino is feckin' insane.
« on: February 01, 2006, 11:39:36 pm »
Yaminomalex says:
Omg, the glass of orange juice raped the watermelon.
Yaminomalex says:
There is only room for one motherfucker in town.
Swiftman says:
=O
Swiftman says:
And that motherfucker is.................
Swiftman says:
FORTUNE COOKIE!
Yaminomalex says:
>:B
Swiftman says:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLl
Yaminomalex says:
Incidently, TITS.
Yaminomalex says:
Couldn't be.
Swiftman says:
breasts?
Yaminomalex says:
He's been in his house playing X5.
Yaminomalex says:
Omg bewbz.
Yaminomalex says:
I love groping them.
Yaminomalex says:
Sucking them.
Yaminomalex says:
Eating them.
Yaminomalex says:
I want to pop one in my mouth right now.
Yaminomalex says:
This is the last call.
Yaminomalex says:
With Carson Daly.
Yaminomalex says:
BTW, Andrew Daly is funny.
Swiftman says:
o_0
Yaminomalex says:
Andy Dick is one messed up fuck.
Swiftman says:
your subjects change faster than a red light changes to green
Yaminomalex says:
Also, Mike Myers NEEDs to make another Austin Powers movie.
Yaminomalex says:
Now, that is why i like air.
Yaminomalex says:
It needs to have it's own flavor.
Yaminomalex says:
Like pudding.
Yaminomalex says:
Pudding is a funny word.
Yaminomalex says:
You know what else is a funny word?
Yaminomalex says:
DUCK.
Yaminomalex says:
OMG DUCK.
Yaminomalex says:
I love duck sauce.
Yaminomalex says:
It tastes great on chicken.
Yaminomalex says:
I hated Chicken Little.
Yaminomalex says:
That was such a bad movie.
Yaminomalex says:
Disney is evil.
Swiftman says:
*stands there, blinking*
Yaminomalex says:
Well, not really.
Yaminomalex says:
Also, you need to jump off a building.
Yaminomalex says:
you haven't lived until after you jumped off a bulding.
Yaminomalex says:
The sexual pleasure i get from doing risky stuff.
Yaminomalex says:
Gives my a boner in side my belly button.
Yaminomalex says:
Also, alaska is cold.
Yaminomalex says:
Japan has great food.
Yaminomalex says:
And, that is why groping breasts is cool.
Yaminomalex says:
You gott POOP POOP POOP.
Yaminomalex says:
You gotta PEE PEE PEE.
Yaminomalex says:
Another thing.
Yaminomalex says:
Jackie Chan Adventures is funny.
Yaminomalex says:
Uncle kicks ass.
Yaminomalex says:
I choose you, Pikachu.
Yaminomalex says:
Yaminomalex says
Yaminomalex says:
Yaminomalex says:
Yaminomalex says
Yaminomalex says:
Yaminomalex says:
Yaminomalex says
Yaminomalex says:
Yaminomalex says:
Yaminomalex says
Yaminomalex says:
Okay, I'm done.
Yaminomalex says:
What were we talking about again?
Swiftman says:
groping breasts
Yaminomalex says:
OMG BREASTS.
Yaminomalex says:
BOOOOOO0o0o0o0o0o0oiez.
Yaminomalex says:
BEWBZ
Yaminomalex says:
OMG BEWBZZZZZ
Yaminomalex says:
Hooters.
Yaminomalex says:
Owls.
Yaminomalex says:
Owls are cool.
Yaminomalex says:
Owls are wise.
Yaminomalex says:
Storm Owl.
Yaminomalex says:
Double Cyclone.
Yaminomalex says:
X4
Yaminomalex says:
AIDS
Yaminomalex says:
WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOUUUUUUUURGH.
Yaminomalex says:
That is why groping breasts = cool
Yaminomalex says:
You need to be a fwel and be kwel.
Yaminomalex says:
It is this bizzare balance that will allow you to GROPE with perfection.
Yaminomalex says:
Make me proud, son.
Swiftman says:
I'm older than you. Son nothing! >=(
Yaminomalex says:
Don't talk back.
Yaminomalex says:
Yakkity Yak.
Swiftman says:
Yakety Sax
Yaminomalex says:
Yaks are gross.
Yaminomalex says:
Sex.
Yaminomalex says:
SExXxellent
Yaminomalex says:
There once was a panda who liked eating pocky so much. that he sat under a huge tree with evil monkeys and wondered about why underwear smells.

He swatted a GIANT BLEEDING VAGINA Then, he lol'd and blew the fuck up in a huge fucking nuke, but the nuke was a dud.

The panda growled, because he's a fatso so he ate SOME POCKY. The pocky gave him butt disease.

Then he exploded in a pink fire.

Yaminomalex says:
SAVE PANDAS
Swiftman says:
 
Yaminomalex says:
Your sclince is deafening.
Swiftman says:
Your MOM is deafening!
Yaminomalex says:
No see wasn't when I was in bed with her last night.
Yaminomalex says:
Neither was Yaminomalex.
Yaminomalex says:
D:
Swiftman says:
<_>
Yaminomalex says:
They both need to work on their HERAMPH.
Swiftman says:
WEEZING
Yaminomalex says:
Because next time I get in bed with them I'm gonna be a wild animal.
Yaminomalex says:
Fuck Weezing.
Yaminomalex says:
I summon CHAOS EMPEROR DRAGON.
Swiftman says:
GO BANANA
Yaminomalex says:
No, I'd rather go nuts.
Yaminomalex says:
Peanuts.
Swiftman says:
cashews are better
Yaminomalex says:
Makes a great sandwitch.
Swiftman says:
just like your mom. OH SNAP
Yaminomalex says:
I got over that phase just like I got over your mom.
Yaminomalex says:
OH SNAP.
Yaminomalex says:
FEISTA BIGOT.
Swiftman says:
ROYAL RAINBOW
Yaminomalex says:
No.
Swiftman says:
Ye
Yaminomalex says:
Ye Old England = dirty.
Yaminomalex says:
Those ugly fuckers didn't bathe.
Yaminomalex says:
At least thouse Japs did.
Yaminomalex says:
Those, funny Japs.
Yaminomalex says:
With their, technology and butt groping.
Yaminomalex says:
God Bless Germany.
Yaminomalex says:
C-C-C-Combo Breaker.

3
General / LOLOLOLLOOLOLOLOL
« on: February 01, 2006, 01:26:37 pm »
[damn school comps and their lack of anything better than MS Paint hat can't save to png....]


4
General / Feck >_>
« on: January 25, 2006, 06:01:47 am »
I TOTALLY forgot about this.

Quote from: "Swiftman"
Your callsign speaks for itself, Jaehute. I will grant you the callsign of the year awardm once 2005 ends.


That was from, like, a lot of months ago.

So, Jehuty, I present to you, belated and poorly photochopped........



I knew you'd like an award that was an Apple.

5
General / An important thing I have to say
« on: January 20, 2006, 10:54:51 pm »


</blatant copy>

6
General / The Dance Thread
« on: January 19, 2006, 12:46:09 pm »
Choose a song of your choice and start rawkin'.
Either name the song, post a url to a sample, or whatever, it's your choice....






BUT WAIT!




It's time for.......................












LIGHTSWITCH RAVE!

*totally rawks out with the lightswitch and a glowstick*

7
General / What's on your desk?
« on: January 19, 2006, 12:23:47 am »
Simple enough. What's on the desk or surface that your computer or moniter is resting on?

On mine is some big speakers [that I can't use. >_< blasted baby upstairs], a roll of camoflague duct tape, my mic, a floppy disk, some Canadian Tire money, pad of paper, an folded piece of paper, multiple markers, a comb, pencil/s, walmart gift card, a knife, model stealth plane [very awesome, even had a DOS game based on it] some spray glasses cleaner, a large white eraser, a lego structure [tried to make a mini Pyro-GX] 5 Canadian funbucks, a.... piece of wood [o_0] a miniport-to-headphone jack, a PINK eraser, a  double-ended USB hooker thing, a roll of hockey tape, a gel stressball [hm....] a small hourglass with pink sand [and a nice wood frame, to boot] The Perfect Skipping Rock, keys to Phex's apartment, 3 Canadian playcents, MORE pens, some coldsore ointment [I LOOK SO OINTMENT], a McDonalds coupon, an outdated calender [very small, but with a gelly cover, w00t], some pictures from last halloween at school, a random penguin accesory, a.... very small keychain ring.... um...... A picture of me, from last school pictures [which I plan to scan, ONCE I CAN ARGH] an Ikea pencil, a pop-open lid for a water bottle, Glusgo, a moniter [that..... I forget his name. KNALL], a cloth meant for cleaning glasses, a rock with a hole right through it [I'm serious, you can make a necklace from it. I love rocks OH THE INNUENDO'S], a Madagascar sticker [why, I haven't seen the movie even....], under the moniter is a LOT more floppy disks, awesomeness, a nail [about ten inches long, it's a farkin' railroad spike], a AAA battery, duracell Ultra brand, a wet erase board marker, a blast twist tie, a small screw from my chair [must remember to put that back in....], a Philips screwdriver [Hey, now that it's in my head.....] and of course, my 100th Anniversary Commemerative coin for Alberta.



w00t.

Your turn, kiddies!

8
General / Draconis....
« on: January 13, 2006, 09:20:34 pm »
HAPPY FREAKIN' 21st BIRTHDAY!

I would host another party for you, but the one I did at ToE has me tuckered out.

Ah, hell, why not?



Some Mario party 6...



Some wierded up kid that you can bisect with those serated long swords I gave you earlier on MSN!

Some porn!



Oops.... wait, that messed up... ah well, moving on...



A Pantera album, if you already have it, throw the CD and slice...



The random computer nerd/n00b!

Oh, and some n00b pwning pointers:



One last touch....



And be sure to do what this next pic tells you to:



And since I'm the host, I shall be wearing...



*pops out a can of root beer that has the root scratched off* Here's to another year of tyranny over uneducated keyboard smashers! *takes a very voracious swig*

9
General / Random social project of mine
« on: January 13, 2006, 03:47:08 pm »
Like I said, random social project of mine.



A Quick Katamari on the Rocks.
[title does not adhere to story at all]

By: Devon “Swift” Kirk
To: Mr. Sw33t



   â€œListen, the world isn’t as well off as you may think.”

   She just looked back at me, with the perfect look of innocence on her face.

   â€œYou may not realize it, but there are hundreds of millions of people in the world that are starving, yet there’s more than enough food to go around.”

   She spoke to me, with such a naïve voice “Then why don’t we just share?”

   I blinked a couple times. “I… Don’t know. But still! The population on Earth has more than tripled since 1920, and almost 80 percent of the growth is in countries that can’t handle this increase!”

   â€œHow come so many are born if they can’t feed their kids?”

   â€œI…” I stuttered. “I don’t know. But that’s not it! Tourism is one of the largest industries in the world, and with so many people flying planes, more air pollution is made!”

   â€œWhat’s wrong with boats?”

   â€œToo slow for people, I think. They want to get there fast.”

   â€œThen just leave early, and you’ll get there the same time!”

   I nodded slowly. There was very simple, effective logic going through her head.

   â€œBut, the supply of oil in the world is running short quickly, and by 2040 we’re probably going to run out of it. Oil and gas account for almost 80 percent of the world’s energy!”

   â€œWhat about electricity?”

   â€œThat’s how we make a lot of it, is with burning gas in generators.”

   â€œWhy?”

   â€œIt’s how you can make electricity fastest.”

   â€œWhy not just make a whole lot of solar panels everywhere? One on every house!” her voice grew more and more excited as she went on. “You could make big fields of them to power the cities!”

   â€œBut it costs a lot to make those solar panels?”

   â€œBut I thought oil was really expensive too?”

   I bit my lip. She had me there… Stop buying oil and use electricity for everything?

   â€œWell… Solar panels don’t make that much! There’s still other forms of power, like hydrogen, nuclear, wind, hydro power…”

   â€œWhat’s wrong with using those too?”

   â€œNuclear reactors, while they are pollution free, have a chance at having a meltdown, which would cause lots of damage around it.”

   â€œIsn’t gas really bad for the enviro-ment too?”

   I raised an eyebrow at her. “Yeeeeaaahhh…. But you would have to put a nuclear power plant right near a city to get the power to the city, though.”

   â€œBut cars drive all over cities!”

   I coughed. “That’s not the point! Those big landfills that you bring garbage to release off bad gasses into the atmosphere and pollute the ground!”

   â€œDon’t they burn garbage sometimes?”

   â€œYes, but that releases off even more bad gasses!”

   â€œBut then you’re only polluting the air, not the ground!” She said with a small smile.

   â€œWeeelll….” I switched to another topic. “In China there’s big waste fields of computers that let off poisonous gas into the air. Even worse is they hire young girls to look for computer chips, and only pay them a dollar an hour for it.” I forgot where I was going with that, so I moved on. “Recycling is an even better solution to incinerating or throwing away, but people throw away a lot of recyclables, and they can’t hire enough people to sift through garbage to get the recyclable things!”

   â€œIs it bad to bring in those people that look for computer chips to look through garbage instead? You could even pay them better!”

   â€œYou could do that, couldn’t you…”

   â€œSee? It doesn’t take much!”

   She was very right. If a mere child could think of the solutions, then why had the government not done something before now? It couldn’t be so difficult of a concept, would it?



[yes, this was handed in]

10
General / Some TPH thinger
« on: January 03, 2006, 04:23:35 pm »
This could be fun, let's give it a shot.



THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Devon Kirk
2. Swifto, Swiftman, Swift, variations of such.
3. Wuss in Boots [dun ask]
4. Grunt
5. Argus
6. THE BOY

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Swiftman
2. Fury
3. Swift Bean [dun ask. Again.]
4. Swifto ~^*Argus*^~
5. Acheson
6. VIVA LA COMMAND LINE!

THREE AVATARS YOU HAVE HAD:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.
15. [now THAT'S an oldie]

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I can put what's on my mind into words so easily
2. Quick, fast movements in nearly everything I do
3. I actually really love my spriting abilities. I love to make them, however useless of an ability it is.

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I never know enough on a situation before it’s thrust in my face.
2. So damn OBLIVIOUS to everything!
3. I can steal things really, really well. I don't like that ability, as handy as it is at times.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Stinging insects.... Knall, I hate'em.
2. needles. Scare the right crap oughta me...
3. Losing the use of my legs. Speech I could lose, but legs.... I love to move, and to suddenly not be able to....

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Eating, for sure.
2. Something DOS related.
3. Do something construtive that someone will like.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Purple fleece PJ's. They look like Ark's from Terranigma, SNES
2. Halo 2 t-shirt. GO EARTH
3. Blue, Black and white plaid jackshirt
4. Pilot’s goggles
5. one black leather glove [left hand]

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists (at the moment)):
1. Corb Lund [gottta love the awesome local bands]
2. Nobou Uematsu
3. This one unublished person I think could be an excellent singer, if she chose to go with that.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Roll on 18-wheeler
2. M.U.S.H.A. - Fullmetal Fighter
3. Megaman Zero 3 – Trail on Powdery Snow [Blast you Skull!]

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Finish Snowcraft
2. Get a job.
3. Travel

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
1. Humor
2. Romance
3. Companionship

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. Earthworm Jim is totally great
2. Running into walls is bad.
3. Mac's suck

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Eyes
2. Great smile
3. There's something about hair

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. DO A BARREL ROLL....or a backflip
2. Beat... Lassic.... on... PS4..... GAH! [or Lashiec, if you wanna be a stickler about it.]
3. Convince myself outta something

THREE THINGS YOU CAN DO:
1. Run, and really damn fast at that
2. Do complicated body maneuvers [like WAIST SHAKE! *shot*]
3. Someway, somehow, get on peoples nerves at ONE point or another.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Writing
2. Spriting
3. Video Games. Nuff' said.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Eat a pizza.
2. Write for 10 hours straight with no writers block.
3. Somehow learn photoshop properly.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Author
2. CAD Technician
3. At one point long ago, Aeronautical Engineer

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Smalltown, USA
2. Valparaiso, Chile
3. NMX's house. *shot*

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Get married
2. Publish a book
3. Regain some form of my sanity that I have misplaced.




As is obvious, fill out if you want.

11
General / Two grand
« on: January 03, 2006, 03:09:33 pm »
G'job, Yamino.

I declare a random picture battle in this occasion.


12
General / WELCOME GREAT WARRIOR
« on: January 03, 2006, 01:12:49 pm »
In other words..........




To point it out, Me, Herb and Superyoshi are now mods.

That's right, Protoman came back, and with a freakin' vengeance.

w00t.


Your thoughts, templar? </protoss voice>

13
General / HA HA! YES!
« on: November 30, 2005, 04:28:44 pm »
I love Metroid Third Derivative.



The main comic pages can be found at www.bobandgeorge.comandclicking the little ol' metroid on thr right with the appropriate words too. I also VERY highly recomend MS Paint Masterpieces while you're there.




And htat is my shameless plug before I leave for a while.... Good day, TPH! *fades into the shadows, with an awaiting Pyro-GX*

14
General / I need a break.......
« on: November 30, 2005, 08:28:57 am »
I'm going to be leaving TPH for a while....... And by that, I mean stuff like MSn and all associated forums of TPH as well. There is simply WAY too much stuff that I need done, school related or not, for me to juggle it all. I have this list so far:

-8-bit skulman sprites for Skull
-Member history writings, since Yamino has INSISTED that I make those....
-Snowcraft, snowcraft, snowcraft. big one there.
-read "All quiet on the Western Front" for Social class
-Make Christmas and GBD themed avatars/sigs
-Work on that Protoman Fanfic that hs been MUCh better recieved than I thouht....
-Write up a fanfic of sorts that I sarted on a college comp but couldn't transfer over....
-Life in general needs an overhaul
-Something else I've forgotten....
-Figure out how to draw decently
-Beat Starcraft again.... it's been too long.
-That one last recolor for Byte



So anyways, This will be what I'll be doing in the meantime. i won't be on MSN or TPH or any forum basically, but I'll be more han willing to correspond by email. Just send it on to grimlock_5@hotmail.com and I'll talk it up, since MSN eats up more of my time than TPH even, email is more time effective for me.

But don't be surprised if the little ol' uest named Swifto comes along..... I get bored at school pretty often, and I don't wanna disrupt my new messagees thing, so guesting is what I shall be doing. Maybe, Iunno.

If I'm nto back for GBD day, I'll make an exception then, since I HAVE to be here for that.


See yez! *insert a kickass leaving picture like Byte's but with Swiftman*

15
General Games / An old game to be enjoyed by all
« on: November 21, 2005, 12:53:01 am »
This game is compatible with virtually all windows based OS's that I'ma ware of [sorry, Jehuty, Iunno about Mac] but beleive me, if it works, PLAY IT.

Skyroads is just a really small addictive game that hasn't ever been repeated and is very original. A bit frustrating at times, but persistance is the key here.

I love this game, I've been playing it for years, and I must say, it's a very admirable piece of work. I very highly recomend it for those times that you're sitting there bored [hint hint, wink wink, Razel and SY]

Or, heck, don't listen to me, because I'm plugging a DOS game. Either or, S'not my choice to make. But please, I really recomend you to at least try this game. [it's only half a meg in size, no disk space will be used up]

Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 9