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General / Ruin a wish!
« on: August 30, 2005, 12:59:50 am »
Yes, I'm in a forum game mood this week.

Here is how it works.
The first person wishes for something.
Person #2 destroys the wish then wishes for something of his own. Rinse, recycle.
IE:
P1: I wish I had a cookie
P2: I eat your cookie before you get it! I wish I had a new computer
P3: I make a pwoersurge destroy the hardware!

I'll start.

I wish I had money.

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General / A question for the guys
« on: August 29, 2005, 01:03:11 pm »
When you have to take a wizz, do you do it standing or sitting? Does that opinion change when it's in a public bathroom?

I myself stand when I can, but if I feel the need to pound the porcelain, I sit. (Whee for euphamisms!) I don't care if it's in a public bathroom or not. I don't mind, unless they try to actively look at it, in which case I punch their lights out.


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General / Random Image and Groping day
« on: August 28, 2005, 07:48:14 pm »
Quote from: "an IM between me an Laz"
Swiftman says:
August 28, random image day

Swiftman says:
howzaboutit?

Swiftman says:
that's practically all we're doing today

Stop! Lazlo time! says:
Alright.

Stop! Lazlo time! says:
From now on, let it be written in the anals of history, that August 28th is random image day.

Swiftman says:
A TPH TRADITION HAS BEEN FORGED!

Stop! Lazlo time! says:
To later be expanded to Random Image and Groping Day.

Swiftman says:
XD




It is written in the anals of time. There is no backing out of it.

Let from now on a TPH Tradition be started.

Random Image Day, August 28

Written: August 28, 2005

From now on, on every August 28, let the photobucket and imageshack accounts flow! The images shall be witty! Their timing will be perfect! Nothing can stop this TPH Tradition that shall soon sweep all wakes of the intraweb! We shall encourage this tradition to all forums that all TPH users go to!


Now.... What better way to celebrate random image day than with..... RANDOM IMAGES!

Gentlemen and ladies of TPH, READY YOUR GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH AND


Yes, the broken image one is on purpose. I found it funny.







That's all from me. For now.

PEOPLE! The time is now yours to make the random images! POST AWAY!

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General / A few days of swift absence
« on: August 25, 2005, 01:03:45 am »
I leave tomorrow for my aunts and uncles place, to help watch over their rowdy grandkids. They ain't so swift anymore, and they need a young, pliable, expendable spine there, so... I got drafted for the job due to my unique ability to keep mass quantities of small children entertained.

After tomorrow, I stay the next day after tomorrow, and most of Saturday.

I gotta make 7 more posts before I go.... Can't have Lazlo beat me to the 2000 post marker..... Not that I care at all. I think I'll have it at this post, and leave it at that.

Just a note for when you all may be wondering: "Hey! Where's Swift!?"

So, Well, to keep you all occupied while I'm gone, take a look at my sprite sheet for me, and post critques for me to read when I get back.



Well, review away!

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General / What are you listening to?
« on: August 24, 2005, 03:43:06 pm »
This is always good.

Post on here the song you are currently listening to! Post as many times as you like (without double posting, if preventable)

I myself am listening to my new Castlevania Aria of Sorrow GYM's. The Arena to be exact.

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General Games / Heh. Awesome. (New CV game!)
« on: August 24, 2005, 10:01:19 am »
I sometimes frequent the Castlevania dungeon (www.classicgaming.com/castlevania) and I've been playing Castlevania for a lot of my gaming life (CV 2 for NES was oen of my first console games I've played) as little known as that is, I love Castlevania. Konami does a great job on a lot of htem, especcially Symphony of the Night and the GBA titles (except Hamony of Dissonance. *shudders*)

But beside that Aria of Sorrow was definetly the third best Castlevania game that I've played. (Symphony natually beats it, and NOTHING will top CV 4 for SNES for me.) I liked the games characters, the weapons, the whole Soul System, the soundtrack I love to listen to casually (thanks to GYM's. Whee!) and I thought it was a really well made game that deserved the Castlevania title.

But now....

For this....

Take a whiff:

http://www.classicgaming.com/castlevania/Games/dos.html

What I like a lot about Dawn of Sorrow is the initials for it are DoS. To that I say DING! Wait, I'm detracting from DOS. Right. *smacks self*

And, well, this makes me wish I could afford a DS. Though, I think Lazlo said he had one, so.... I'll have to go by what he says, if he gets this new Castelvania game. I don't know how much Lazlo is into Castlevania, so.......

All in all, I can expect a lot from CV DoS (the acronym kicks ass) at least more than from the new 3D one for Xbox, I haven't bothed to remember what it's called. (Unless Konami pulls a Metroid on us and the 2D one is no good but the 3D one is awesome, as in Metroid Fusion and Prime)

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General / Conscience's of the Swiftman
« on: August 22, 2005, 03:29:10 am »
Hm? What's this? *clicks on link* Free.... X-box with each click.... Nope, nothin doin.

*continues to surf*

Aha! Here we go! *types* password is:   buttsex   ENTER! Whee! It let me in! *clicks into a thread in sub forum* Aha! I knew Drifter and Jody were doing this! Now... *opens photobucket account* THIS image oughta ruin their moment!



Hee hee! This is great fun!

*suddenly, on Swift's left shoulder, a sprite appears*

Halt! You wouldn't like it if they did that to you!

That's true, I wouldn't......

That's right. Now, you highlight that piece of coding, and press backspace!

*another sprite appears, only on Swift's right shoulder*

Ah, C'mon! What's Drif gonna do to ya? Strip you of mod powers? Pff. I doubt it.

True, he can't really do anything about it.... Eh, why not?

Why not is that you should treat others as you would yourself! You of all people should know that!

Cut the crap, ya goody two shoes!

White Swift, Nega Swiftman, quiet, okay? Antha just came online. *focuses on screen and keyboard, leaving the two sprites to bicker*

I am a goody two shoes. See? *points downwards* two shoes. And I'm the physical manifestation of Swift's kind side, thus making me good.

Grr.... *flies forward and tonfurs White's head off* Shut up, ya mud spawn!

*respawns head* That was awfully rude, you know.

Does it look like I care!?

Not in the least.

Exactly! Now shut up before I cut your head off again!

*takes out composite bow and skewers Nega in the eye with an arrow*

*respawns head* Oh, FINE example of crowning kindness, White. That's going to go on your Strick Record.

Compared to yours, I'm totally clean.

Hey, they don't compare people up there! They only look at you, and you're getting darker by the minute!

Ah, but They don't count an act of gratuitous violence on the Strick Record if it's reasonable violence.

*snarls, then tonfurs White's head off* Shut the fuck up, prick!

*respawns head* You first.

*makes expression angrier, but maintains silence*

*Attempts to stare down*

*gives a full blown glare into White's eyes*

*returns look, staring back into Nega's eyes*

*intensifies face of anger and stares back*

*maintains face of relative calm, unnerving Nega Swiftman*

GRAH! *cuts White across the chest*

*casts Cure3 on self*

*infuses Tonfer's with Fire3 and rages at White*

*cats reflect on self*

*swings tonfurs at White, fire3 spell ricocheting off of the spell, causing a huge flame to engulph Nega for a few seconds*
*is crisply burnt*

You... BASTARD! NEGA SLASH!

*goes into a slashing spree on White, causing massive damage to White, killing him in seconds*

*respwans on Swift's other shoulder and casts Holy on Nega*

*is struck down with a burst of holy light, doing double damage on evil infused opponents, instantly killing Nega*
*respawns*

*puts hands up between the two sprites* Cool it, you two. Yo're distracting me, and I'm busy. Can't you two just.... Go off somewhere and scrap elsewhere?

What if you say the wrong thing to Antha?

There ain't nothin wrong with throwing in a little pick up line now and then! Compliment her on her sigs or something! The chicks love it!

Then how come Faris nearly murdered Swift when he tried that on her?

Cuz she's lez, duh. She don't want no guy picking her up.

Then how come you encouraged Swift to use that pick up line?

To see if she would take an offense to it!

*sighs* Oh, Nega, Nega..... You really just like to see Swift in pain, don't you?

DAMN STRAIGHT! I was hooting when he fell and broke his arm!

Hey, that freaking hurt, okay?

Why do you think I was laughing?

Because you touch yourself at night.

*whips his face to white* You shut up before I slit your throat! *holds up tonfur, the razer sharp edge glinting in the sunlight*

Go ahead and try.

*does a front flip over White, put him in a sleeper hold and swiftly cuts White's throat with one fell swipe*

*respawns* Well that was fun. *readies compisite bow, then fires a Holy-infused arrow at Nega*

*side steps to avoid arrow, then jumps forward at White, DOING A BARREL ROLL in midair, tonfur's first, skewering White in the chest*

*casts Aero to send Nega flying, then casts cure3 on self*

*lands on feel, sliding with inertia* Bucko, you know just how to piss me off, don't you?

Sure do. *fires 3 holy-infused arrows at once*

*spin jumps, dodging two arrows, but is hit in the side of the chest with an arrow, draining all evil powers out of him and doing massive damage, killing him*
*respawns* Wish your last wish, fairy! *begins casting flare*

SILENCE! *casts spell, rendering Nega's speach nullified*

*looks down to sealed up mouth, and points tonfurs at White's direction*

Try it. I dare you.

*does an anime move, making movement too fast to be seen by the naked eye, and darts around unseen in random directions, then swiftly moves in behind White to slash his arms off*

*swings staff in an arc behind him, connecting with Nega's face and sending him flying several meters*

*lands hard on back and bounces a few times*

Aw, is Nega baby getting tired?

*is left seeting in anger on the ground, unable to counter to insult*

Careful. Don't want to get a hernia now from lieing down too long.

*swings tonfurs, trying to hack White's feet off, but White jumps to avoid*

I think it's time I said this to you two...

*stops fighting to listen*

BEGONE FROM MY PLANE OF EXISTANCE! *waves hands in direction of sprites, banishing them from the physical universe*

Hm. *grins* Now it's just me and Antha..... *goes back to typing*

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General / Ow..... My neck....
« on: August 21, 2005, 06:31:11 pm »
I'm suffering great pain in my neck. Muscles, bones, all of it is just raking in agony.

Though, I must say, how I got this pain was rather unorthodox...

See, it started yesterday, when I was all alone online, with my parents in Texas and my sister in Saskatoon, and none of my friends at my place due to bad weather. So I was all alone in my room, with only the internet as my calm for my disheartened mood.

Then on came Lazlo.

And he gave me songs that imparted such awesomeness that it made my neck hurt.

Why did my neck hurt from the songs?

Cuz I WAS HEADBANGIN TOO HARD! ARRRUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

The songs are from F-Zero GX, for GC, and I must say.... THEY ARE FUCKING AWESOME!


To cemmemorate this occasion, I'll write a review for the four songs Laz managed to send me.



Fire Field: Laz says that there are two parts to this song, and that the second is better than the first even, but this one is ENOUGH FOR ME!! HA HA HEEA! It's got wicked awesome guitar music, sweet background noises, slow approaching climax, and everything one needs to have perfect headbangin music!

Challenge the Bloody Chain: The first of the songs that Laz sent me. It's just techno music, but I can't help but love it. It's a song so totally great that it just roxxorz my boxxorz. *checks, and sees boxers roxxing*

John Tanaka: THIS is my FAVORITE OF THEM! It sounds EXACTLY like it's from an NES sound chip! AND IT SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME! It's still upbeat and totally sweet, yet it sounds like it would belong on a game from 1988!

Black Shadow: Now THIS is a masterpiece. It's my least fav of the other three, but it's still damn great. It has sweet synthesizer music, and a strange haunting voice in the background, giving me chills with awesomeness and strange fright. (no no more really, since I've listened to it on continuous repeat for about..... 20 minutes?)





And I think I lost 2 pounds on just moving my head up and down, headbanging to these songs. And that's headbanging. Not counting the hardcore dancing I've been doing to them too.



Like that.

Want those songs? Don't ask me. Ask Lazlo. He knows where to get them.

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General / What's your SIG of?
« on: August 18, 2005, 11:13:55 pm »
The avatar thread was a nice success, so why not a sig one?

Describe your sig and how you got it! Simple as that!

Mine's a scene from Elgoonishshive that I cropped out and had Trigger GIMPize. It made me chuckle very heartily, and I thought that it would go well with the TPH crew.

Now everyone! Your turn!

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General / Hellz yeah
« on: August 18, 2005, 07:36:34 pm »


*stands up, holding mug of Dr. Pepper*

I would like to toast this day, the day that TPH has reached 10,000 posts.

*Raises mug violently into the air, spilling a bit*

HERE'S TO TPH!

*crowd yells out: "TO TPH!"*

*swings mug in the geneneral direction of mouth, spilling lots but drinking lots too*

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General / Look look!
« on: August 18, 2005, 03:20:59 am »
SURPRISE ATTACK COMING FROM ABOVE!

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General / If you had Gates's money....
« on: August 14, 2005, 04:40:45 pm »
If you had sudenly acquired Bill Gates's money, what would be the things you would do with it?

With that much money, I'd buy some gifts, then fly to the following places:
Kyoto, Japan
Palmer, Alaska
Valparaiso, Chile
Cleves, Ohio
Sao Paulo, Brazil
King's Lynn, England
Sioux Falls., South Dakota

after that, a new laptop, a house for a particular couple or two, getting my own place, then I would fund research to makes mechs possible. After that, I'd invest some for myself and give the rest to charity. (particularily Cancer)

Now then, let's see what you're all gonna do!

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General / Post ya picture, mates!
« on: August 10, 2005, 05:45:30 am »
Since the desktop thread was such a success, why not have this too?

Post a picture of yourself, in any way you think is good.

Example....



Simple sprite I made of myself. Take off the shades and kickass armor and you got me. Same hair, I can make the face resemble me even, but it doesn't look as cool.

Now for me!



HA! right. That's Forcystus.

Seriously:



That be the visage of t3h Swiftman. It drives the ladies crazy whenever I post it, so It's only going to be up once. *shot*

Let's see yer mugs, peeps!

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General / Post your desktop!
« on: August 05, 2005, 09:23:37 pm »
I always enjoy this.

Take a screenshot of your desktop using the print scrn and paste to paint method to take a screenshot of what your desktop looks like.

Here is mine, in all it's table stretching glory!



Hee hee! It brings me such joy to see that when I start up in the morning!

If this gets enough posts, I'll put up some of my older ones I had that are still lieing in my photobucket.

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General / Stealth the movie
« on: August 04, 2005, 03:42:31 am »
There comes a time when movies that have almsot all computer generated effects get tedious and tiresome. They don't look good, you can tell they're computer, they aren't good 3D, and they jsut generally look like crap. I hate moments like that.

However, this is not one of those times.



THIS little gem here is a wonder among wonders. In simpler words:

THIS MOVIE FUCKING ROCKS!

I thought Batman was the best movie ever, and that opinion hasn't changed. However, Stealth has EASILy beaten the Incredibles/Spiderman 2 tie for second. Now they're fighting for third, cuz STEALTH FREAKING RULES! Hell, even my mom liked this movie, and she's not  tech buff at all.

IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY MOM, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE LOT OF YE!

Have fun! See Stealth, or the owl will eat you! (not a good thing)

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