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Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Jehuty on November 08, 2005, 05:51:47 pm
Watch this movie. I found it hilarious: http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/276616
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Superyoshi on November 08, 2005, 05:56:03 pm
It got daily feature for a reason, folks.
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Yaminomalex on November 08, 2005, 06:05:11 pm
Awesome song.
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Monkeydog on November 08, 2005, 06:13:43 pm
Lets all join hands and sing that song!
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Swiftman on November 08, 2005, 07:11:22 pm
lemme watch it first before we sing.......

[may I ask, how big is it?]
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Superyoshi on November 08, 2005, 07:16:30 pm
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b144/-SuperYoshi-/k.jpg)

In other words, it'll take about 15 minutes to load.
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Yaminomalex on November 08, 2005, 07:19:19 pm
INTERNET EXPLORER?

For shame.
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Superyoshi on November 08, 2005, 07:26:38 pm
Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
INTERNET EXPLORER?

For shame.

Firefox fucked up on me for good and I don't feel like downloading Advanced Browser.  IE is underrated.  I have absolutley NO problems with it whatsoever.
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Swiftman on November 08, 2005, 07:30:20 pm
I suppose that means you have no qualms about the spyware that's coming into your comp by the truckload.

Actually, I saw an ad on MSN.com that if you get the MSN toolbar, you can have tabbed browsing in IE.

That's always a good feature, because as the wise Lazlo Falconi said:

Quote from: "unlearned boy"
Untabbed browsing is for nards.


Or something to that effect, at least.

Oh, mild nudity. *clicks, but is shot*
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Superyoshi on November 08, 2005, 07:34:56 pm
Quote from: "Swiftman"
I suppose that means you have no qualms about the spyware that's coming into your comp by the truckload.

Ha, I got more popup ads on Firefox than I do on IE.  Plus, I have Ad-Aware anyway.  I haven't even needed to use it in some time now.  The only site I ever get popups on is Newgrounds.

Besides, Firefox just fails because it deleted all my favorites, tabs, users and passwords and such...twice.  If anyone knows how to get that stuff back and prevent it from happening again, I'd appreciate it.
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 08, 2005, 07:36:44 pm
*laughs as swifty is shot*

Man, I think I am ready for April Fools now!
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Swiftman on November 08, 2005, 07:39:37 pm
Whatever that means, Byte.



And Sy, sorry that Firefox sucks so much for you, it's worked admirably for me, so..... Sorry if I got you frustrated at all for plugging it so much, I didn't know.
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Superyoshi on November 08, 2005, 07:40:08 pm
Plugging?
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Swiftman on November 08, 2005, 07:41:36 pm
Complimenting, admiring openly, encouraging you to get, etc. Surely you know what plugging is.

If you do, then sorry that I didn't see that, and..... uh........ well, maybe I'll shut up and ont post in this thread, to prevent further confusion.
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Superyoshi on November 08, 2005, 07:42:50 pm
No, I've never heard the word "plugging" used in that context before, heh.  

I thought you meant modding Firefox in some way.
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 08, 2005, 07:43:08 pm
Quote from: "Swiftman"
Oh, mild nudity. *clicks, but is shot*


That's what I meant.  Gotta love those early April Fools pranks!
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Nightmare X on November 08, 2005, 07:48:40 pm
Once upon a time, on the internet there was a guy,
a very deeply flawed man,
they called him Eric bauman,
He was a total asshole and nobody knows why,
he traveled all around on the pulse of each phenomenon,
from SomethingAwful on to Fark
With his trusty watermark,
he stole and stuck it all upon ebaums world dot com,
it wasn't fair to those from whom he stole but did he care? no, not one bit
and the he had the nads to sell some ads
what a piece of shit, oh Eric,

Eric's quite a slut, other people's work has made him rich,
He hired some male prostitutes dressed them up in three pieced suits,
his faithful team of lawyers made the internet his bitch...
...'till Lowtax came along punched him in the face and banged his mom,
And Mr. Bauman quite disgraced had his dumb website erased,
Well sadly thats a lie there's still an ebaums world dot com,
but if we all join hands and sing this song then our call will reach the sky
and maybe Zeus and Thor will smite that whore,
I think it's worth a try.
Oh ebaums world is going down,
we gotta rise up  from the underground
and tell eric bauman a thing or two about how stealing simply isn't cool,
so right now we're making that our mission
and if the bastard doesn't listen,
we'll get sick of being lawful and brand his ass with SomethingAwful!
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 08, 2005, 07:52:24 pm
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
Once upon a time, on the internet there was a guy,
a very deeply flawed man,
that called him Eric bauman,
he was a total asshole and nobody knows why,
he traveled all around on the pulse of each phenomenon,
from something off along the park with his trusty watermark,
he stole and stuck it all upon ebaums world dot com,
it wasn't fair to those from whom he stole but did he care no not one bit and the he had the naz to sell some ass,
what a piece of shit, oh Eric,
Eric's quite a slut, other people's work has made him rich,
he hired some male prostitutes dressed them up in three pieced suits,
his faithful team of lawyers made the internet his bitch,
'til lowtax came along punched him in the face and banged his mom,
and Mr. Bauman quite a disgrace had his dumb website erased, well sadly thats a lie there's still an ebaums world dot com,
but if we all join hands and sing this song then our call will reach the sky and maybe Zeus and Thor will smite that whore, I think it's worth a try.
Oh ebaums world is going down,
we gotta find somethin from the underground and tell eric bauman a thing or two about how stealin simply isn't cool,
so right now we're makin that our mission and at the best he doesn't listen we'll get sick of being lawful and brand his ass with something awful


Rarely done, but I'm quoting NMX for truth on this one! :lol:
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Superyoshi on November 08, 2005, 07:53:10 pm
I love how they reference SA in the end.
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 08, 2005, 08:01:08 pm
I don't have time for this!
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Nightmare X on November 08, 2005, 08:56:16 pm
http://ebaumsworldsucks.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Ebaum's%20World%20Dot%20Com.mp3
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 09, 2005, 04:30:37 am
Nice apostrophe.
Title: Real proof on why eBaums world sucks
Post by: Fate on November 09, 2005, 06:50:50 am
It's always great when things get bashed..Such as..oh..hm..

Uh..what..Lazlo said.