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General => Segregation => Topic started by: Hater on September 21, 2006, 02:50:10 pm
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:evil: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! Everyone says the show is okay, but to tell you the truth, I hate Carlos Mencia's guts and I wish he dies! Ever since his idiotic show crawled into Comedy Central, all I hear out of everyone's mouth is Mencia's stupid catch phrase (dee de de). Every time I hear that, it makes me want to call immigration service on his ass to get that babbling bastard back to Mexico. And if he tries to come back to the U.S., I'll personally go to his location, shoot at his empty head, and throw his dead body back over the border so the wild chihuahuas can knaw on his bones in the desert. Him and his show sucks out loud. Mostly, I'm just saying this to get all of you ignorant niggers mad. I'm fed up with all of you, and you can go suck off Carlos Mencia's bite size dick for all I care. Burn in hell!
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:twisted: Hey asshole, shut the fuck up! Mencia rules. You burn in hell. Oh, and guess what? DEE DE DE!
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I hate Carlos Mencia too, but I actually have some legit reasons. Such as the fact that he's a hypocrite and a joke thief. You're just crying. Again.
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Why the fuck do you his show?
You and Mencia have so much alike : you're both whinny little bitches.
Go back to IllWillPress.com.
Foamy's calling you, it's time for the morning rape.
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:evil: Hey Yaminomalex. I just read your reply and I'd like to say GO FUCK YOURSELF UP THE ASS WITH A MEAT CLEAVER YOU MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD!!! Who the hell cares what you think. That retarded clip loop of Brock licking some pokemon makes you seem like a stupid petophile. You are so full of yourself! Oh, and by the way, Foamy rules! So why don't you go put any one of your relatives and/or pets' heads up your asshole so someone can tell you how much shit your full of. Burn! Burn!! Burn!!! Dickhead.
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A petophile?
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carlos mencia is not empty headed. most of his jokes are whitty and clever. the biggest reason as to why people like him is because he does not let racism scare him into not telling racist jokes. that alone is entertaining because, admittadly, there are a lot of funny racist jokes out there, but no one will tell them. now we have carlos.
most people who don't like him, don't like him due to his fearless manner. I don't understand why you don't like him though, hater. you didn't give a specific reason. you kinda just spammed..... oh...yeah..... thats right.... I forgot where I was for a second.
yoshi: what do you mean by joke thief? who's jokes has he stolen?
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:evil: Hey Yaminomalex. I just read your reply and I'd like to say GO FUCK YOURSELF UP THE ASS WITH A MEAT CLEAVER YOU MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD!!! Who the hell cares what you think. That retarded clip loop of Brock licking some pokemon makes you seem like a stupid petophile. You are so full of yourself! Oh, and by the way, Foamy rules! So why don't you go put any one of your relatives and/or pets' heads up your asshole so someone can tell you how much shit your full of. Burn! Burn!! Burn!!! Dickhead.
Sudowoodo = Not a child, therefore, not a "PETOPHILE"
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Oh, sorry. I meant to say pedophile. That's you. Besides, you're acting like you've never made a spelling mistake. Your still hopeless.
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Oh, sorry. I meant to say pedophile. That's you. Besides, you're acting like you've never made a spelling mistake. Your still hopeless.
Indeed we are.
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whats with all the hate, all of the sudden?
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There is no hate. TPH is about love and goatse.
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Oh, sorry. I meant to say pedophile. That's you. Besides, you're acting like you've never made a spelling mistake. Your still hopeless.
Sorry I didn't hear you, I was too busy ranting about stupid shit.
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if that's true, why do you hate swift so much?
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Oh, nice new loop. I think that everyone needs improvement, and you've got a lot to improve. A LOT.
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if that's true, why do you hate swift so much?
Mostly because of tbrujrxcfasddgass.
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SOUNDS LIKE A HATER TO ME!
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yes... I got a lot of work ahead of me, don't I.
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Oh, nice new loop. I think that everyone needs improvement, and you've got a lot to improve. A LOT.
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carlos mencia is not empty headed. most of his jokes are whitty and clever. the biggest reason as to why people like him is because he does not let racism scare him into not telling racist jokes. that alone is entertaining because, admittadly, there are a lot of funny racist jokes out there, but no one will tell them. now we have carlos.
Because Carlos was the FIRST [AND BEST] comic to ever make racist jokes, amirite? Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle, and Ari Shaffir never existed. He's not even a comedian, he's just an ignorant asshole who gets a few laughs by saying "NIGGERS, CHINKS, JEWS, WHITE PEOPLE, DUR DUR DURRRR! I'M BETTER THAN YOU ARE, DUR DUR DURRR!". Racism is a double-edged sword. It can be funny, yeah, but when people just use it for shock factor and end up not even being cunning, it's just not entertaining. Also, someone who dedicates nearly of all their material to insults and racism really need to get their shit together. He also rants too much. George Carlin rants as well, but when he does, he's actually FUNNY about it, Mencia, however, isn't.
most people who don't like him, don't like him due to his fearless manner. I don't understand why you don't like him though, hater. you didn't give a specific reason. you kinda just spammed..... oh...yeah..... thats right.... I forgot where I was for a second.
yoshi: what do you mean by joke thief? who's jokes has he stolen?
As for being a joke thief and an arrogant hypocrite in general, I'll let Joe Roagan do the talking. He said it better than I could.
http://www.joerogan.net/main.php?archives=1&article=44170
I could go on, but I'm really not in the mood.
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Words of wisdom for the wise.
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I have a counter comment speach and then I'll end with a very very very VERY good question.
carlos, or ned, does not steal jokes, as joe rogan did not give any proof to this, and if he did, I must have missed it, as he seems to have a problem with breaking up his paragraphs and being brief.
further more, he said that ned does not stand up for himself because he does not respond on the forum that he believes that he joined, when it's entirely possible that he hires people to go on forums to find information on people who don't like him. and even so, what he said is not true, because he stands up for himself, not in the forum, but what he does best. comedy.
also, he has NEVER sold himself out as a mexican, or even said that he himself was a mexican. he even said in his comedy central show that he was hondouran and was labled as others as a mexican. although, I can understand why joe would think that due to him using a lot of mexican jokes. but he uses other jokes as well, frequently as well.
in conclusion, joe is just pissed because he was insulted by carlos and he is just retaliating and making himself look like a royal doushe.
and now for my question, actually two questions.
1: why were you on a joe rogan site?
2: who the fuck is joe rogan!?
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Rogan.jpg)
JOE ROAGAN.
Also, try reading more.
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carlos, or ned, does not steal jokes, as joe rogan did not give any proof to this, and if he did, I must have missed it, as he seems to have a problem with breaking up his paragraphs and being brief.
In a 2005 interview by Howard Stern, comedian George Lopez claimed that he and Mencia were involved in a physical altercation at a comedy club. Lopez alleged that Mencia appropriated 13 minutes of Lopez's material, without permission, for Mencia's HBO comedy special. Lopez told Stern, "It's not really a feud, I mean, I think I won."
also, he has NEVER sold himself out as a mexican, or even said that he himself was a mexican. he even said in his comedy central show that he was hondouran and was labled as others as a mexican. although, I can understand why joe would think that due to him using a lot of mexican jokes. but he uses other jokes as well, frequently as well.
Then why the name change? He IS half Mexican, mind you, note that I said nothing of the sort in my post.
and now for my question, actually two questions.
1: why were you on a joe rogan site?
Wikipedia
2: who the fuck is joe rogan!?
That's not a good question. Joe Roagan is a comedian who hosted Fear Factor and the [terrible] last season of The Man Show.
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And now it's time to talk about someone funnier than Carlos Mencia.
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FRANK CALIENDO
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I forgot who joe rogan was. I usually don't watch fear factor, as there is always something better on. I recognise the face though.
anyway, you said he is half mexican. joe rogan said that he was half german, half hondouran.
as for the thievery thing, lopez and carlos's style of comedy is extremely similar to the point where one can mistake one for the other. and the fact that carlos came after lopez might make people think that he stole. I don't think its true though.
all that aside, even if he stole, even if you hate him, he makes me laugh, which is the job of a comedian. so I will continue to be a fan of his comedic work.
and I forgot about that stuff about richard pryor and dave chappelle. you speak about them as if they are totally sinless, which is really utter bull. don't believe me? go to africa.
Yamino: if you really want to talk about a funny comedian, gary gullman is your man. he's way beter than mencia anyway.
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go to africa.
Gladly.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktS92pe93Iw&mode=related&search=
gary gulman is king
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A man named King?
There ain't no doubt.
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Too bad Pryor is dead, lololol
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Thank you, tubgirl.
Needs more goatse, though.
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I dare you to face me on there, Hater. Register. You're more than welcome to. ^_____^
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:evil: Hey Yaminomalex. I just read your reply and I'd like to say GO FUCK YOURSELF UP THE ASS WITH A MEAT CLEAVER YOU MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD!!! Who the hell cares what you think. That retarded clip loop of Brock licking some pokemon makes you seem like a stupid petophile. You are so full of yourself! Oh, and by the way, Foamy rules! So why don't you go put any one of your relatives and/or pets' heads up your asshole so someone can tell you how much shit your full of. Burn! Burn!! Burn!!! Dickhead.
Let me tell you a little something
Comments on the Underlined- Not only should that be punctuated with a ?!, not a . , but you also just proved that your message will not change a thing, and therefore has no purpose. You are contradicting yourse;f with this statement, and therefore have no grounds to hold a decent argument. Period.
Comments on the Bold- Petophile and Pedophile are different things. Also, Pokemon does not equal pedophile. Not only is that only a matter of opinion and has no solid evidence, but it also shows that you think children's shows are retarded (Ever think that could offend someone?) just because they were not intended for you. Now you're a selfish whiner. Also, licking doesn't just go with children's genitals. Just making that connection shows that you are way too obsessed with said topic.
Comments on the Italicized- Burn?! Wow. You've gone from a whiner to a hypersensitive, overacting, crying pyro goth. How does this work?! Also, dickhead is pretty much the stupidest insult alost anyone could conceive. My shoe size is higher than your IQ!
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8) You know what? Fuck you guys. You're all a bunch of queers and you enjoy sucking dicks of all shapes and sizes. Fuck you up your stupid bellybuttons. Yeah, that's right fuck you all. :D
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I totally agree with you.
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And so do I. :D
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okay, one of you guys has GOT to be yamino! GOT to be.
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okay, one of you guys has GOT to be yamino! GOT to be.
Now you're just being stupid.
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8) You know what? Fuck you guys. You're all a bunch of queers and you enjoy sucking dicks of all shapes and sizes. Fuck you up your stupid bellybuttons. Yeah, that's right fuck you all. :D
I always love a good argument :D . Iff It was good at all.
Now as I was saying, do you think that "Fuck you." is a good comeback? All you've proved in your whole thing is that you are a homophobe. Also, belly buttons are two words, not one, and they are not really holes, but craters. You cannot fuck a crater unless your penis is shaped like a gigantic mosquito bite. Also, this is the internet. You don't just shove opinions and discrimination into a site and expect a "Boo-hoo". Just because you think something does not mean you are actually thinking correctly. You are letting emotions play into an argument, and that renders one's argument skills ineffective. You are getting so pissed, while no one else even blinks at it. If you want to vent anger, tell a friend, if you have one. We are not a "Tell sob stories here" forum. In fact, stop using emotion all together. It works a lot better than this.
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Jason has a point.
TPH is not about emotion, but about pointless bullshit, redemption and Samuel L. Jackson.
And MM music/cartoons.
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right, so FUCK YOU <---(Awesome Come Back)
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Bad rip-off of Dave Chappelle.