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Title: What would happen if Mario dies?
Post by: BlazeHeatnix on August 30, 2005, 11:38:35 am: - No comments -
Title: What would happen if Mario dies?
Post by: Jehuty on August 30, 2005, 11:43:28 am: I don't think Mario dying would bring about the end of Nintendo because.................. well.......... they're Nintendo, of course. But Mario is Nintendo's mascot and their pride. ^_^
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Post by: Yaminomalex on August 30, 2005, 11:48:18 am: I hope the came up with a new game that stays ture to the original forumula, Super Mario Sushine was a major dissapointment, and all the new Mario Party games are the same crap with a new name.

MAAAWEL.
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Post by: RetroJape on August 30, 2005, 04:08:06 pm: Luigi shall rise up and take over Nintendo by storm :o
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Post by: Superyoshi on August 30, 2005, 04:17:48 pm: I hope he does die. It'll be hilarious! I like Luigi better, anyways XD (Look at my sig, you'll notice I don't like Mario too much, hehe)
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Post by: Jehuty on August 30, 2005, 04:30:41 pm: Quote from: "RetroJape"
Luigi shall rise up and take over Nintendo by storm :o

Yep.
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Post by: Swiftman on August 30, 2005, 06:11:37 pm: I think Captain Falcon should take over. He's way cooler than Mario is.
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Post by: Trigger on August 30, 2005, 06:53:35 pm: Luigi for President '06!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 30, 2005, 09:59:27 pm: He'd lose a life and start back at the begining of the level.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on August 31, 2005, 11:00:04 am: Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
He'd lose a life and start back at the begining of the level.

LAWL XD
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Post by: Bladegash on August 31, 2005, 12:50:00 pm: Yeah, Mario's been dead since 1981.
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Post by: Jehuty on August 31, 2005, 03:09:18 pm: He's an old coot anyway. He's been with Peach for more than 21 years and yet he doesn't have any kids. And yet Bowser has like 8 kids and he isn't even married........
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 31, 2005, 05:25:31 pm: (http://www.mydocsonline.com/pub/beukema/bowser.jpg.w300h189.jpg) = Total Pee Eye Emm Pee.
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Post by: Peaches on August 31, 2005, 05:47:50 pm: Mario is just a smelly, crusty, middle-aged plumber. I don't see why they've kept him so long personally.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 31, 2005, 05:51:14 pm: Because of Biz-owzer!
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Post by: megakevinexe on August 31, 2005, 06:52:36 pm: Nintendo might cancel for a long time, I guess, but there are more mascots like Donkey Kong still.
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Post by: Superyoshi on September 01, 2005, 04:41:26 pm: Quote from: "megakevinexe"
Nintendo might cancel for a long time, I guess, but there are more mascots like Donkey Kong still.

If rare ain't making 'em they're bound to be bad. Except for that one Game Boy game from 1994 which was a remake of the 1981 arcade game.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 01, 2005, 06:16:22 pm: Maybe Nintendo could start doing Star Fox again. I mean, we all know that Star Fox was at it's absolute best when Nintendo made 'em.
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Post by: NeoCalculus on September 01, 2005, 08:20:41 pm: I say....that Bowser would realise that his entire life has been a lie, and that really, he should try to kidnap Princess Portabella from the Fungi Fief, but constantly get his plans foiled by Tony and has brother Estavan.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 01, 2005, 08:30:28 pm: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/LOL.gif)
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Post by: BlazeHeatnix on September 01, 2005, 08:39:55 pm: Why not take the Wario as President or Body guard. I dont hate Mario. Hes just a Guy that have Sex with Peach But he doent produce Sperm because his balls broke by Jumping on Yoshi. ew!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 01, 2005, 08:42:03 pm: There are 730,000 results for "mario porn" on the internet. I don't want to know why, what, or who, so I've yet to click anything in that search.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on September 01, 2005, 08:42:21 pm: Quote from: "Jehuty"
He's an old coot anyway. He's been with Peach for more than 21 years and yet he doesn't have any kids. And yet Bowser has like 8 kids and he isn't even married........

That is a horrible message to send to impresionable young children.

MY EYES!! MY POOR VIRGIN EYES!!!!
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Post by: BlazeHeatnix on September 01, 2005, 08:47:54 pm: I've overdone my last post.... I'm sorry?
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Post by: Jehuty on September 01, 2005, 08:48:59 pm: He was talking about my post.............
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Post by: BlazeHeatnix on September 01, 2005, 08:51:29 pm: My post

Replay:

Why not take the Wario as President or Body guard. I dont hate Mario. Hes just a Guy that have S3X with Peach But he doent produce 5p3rm because his balls broke by Jumping on Yoshi. ew!
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Post by: Jehuty on September 01, 2005, 08:52:34 pm: He quoted my post.....
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Post by: BlazeHeatnix on September 01, 2005, 09:00:36 pm: Say WAT!? thats my post. Look up & u will C
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Post by: Jehuty on September 01, 2005, 09:09:32 pm: If he was talking about your post, he would've quoted it so we knew what he was talking about.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on September 01, 2005, 09:10:42 pm: I was talking about juhuty's post.

Case closed. Bring in the dancing lobsters.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 01, 2005, 09:12:07 pm: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/dancing-lobster.jpg)
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Post by: Jehuty on September 01, 2005, 09:14:15 pm: I win!! W00t!!
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Post by: Yaminomalex on September 01, 2005, 09:38:59 pm: Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/dancing-lobster.jpg)

Woah shit, Lalzo wins.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 01, 2005, 10:22:23 pm: I didn't draw that. Google Image search for dancing lobster.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on September 02, 2005, 10:28:10 am: Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
I didn't draw that. Google Image search for dancing lobster.

Still, you won. If you want your prize you'll have to accdept me as your god.
Sorry, but regulations ARE regulations.
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Post by: BlazeHeatnix on September 02, 2005, 03:33:34 pm: Wait who gods who? You or Lazlo God of wat?
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Post by: Yaminomalex on September 02, 2005, 03:35:56 pm: Quote from: "BlazeHeatnix"
Wait who gods who? You or Lazlo God of wat?

NUTHIN, THAT"S WHUT!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 02, 2005, 06:17:25 pm: Sorry Yaminomalex, I don't like you that way.
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Post by: RetroJape on September 03, 2005, 12:27:05 pm: Quote from: "Superyoshi"
Quote from: "megakevinexe"
Nintendo might cancel for a long time, I guess, but there are more mascots like Donkey Kong still.

If rare ain't making 'em they're bound to be bad. Except for that one Game Boy game from 1994 which was a remake of the 1981 arcade game.
Well your forgetting about the GBA game "Mario vs. Donkey Kong"
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 03, 2005, 12:33:07 pm: That was a super badass game!
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Post by: Superyoshi on September 03, 2005, 01:17:40 pm: Quote from: "RetroJape"
Quote from: "Superyoshi"
Quote from: "megakevinexe"
Nintendo might cancel for a long time, I guess, but there are more mascots like Donkey Kong still.

If rare ain't making 'em they're bound to be bad. Except for that one Game Boy game from 1994 which was a remake of the 1981 arcade game.
Well your forgetting about the GBA game "Mario vs. Donkey Kong"

I hated that though, so I didn't talk about it.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 03, 2005, 01:34:48 pm: There's something wrong with you, boy.
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Post by: Jehuty on September 03, 2005, 01:46:45 pm: Awesome game. I still haven't beaten it though, due to laziness.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 03, 2005, 01:48:55 pm: It's funny when you beat it and Mario says "Ahh, that Charles Martine, nice Italian boy!"
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Post by: Jehuty on September 03, 2005, 01:50:26 pm: LALALALALALALA!!! GAH!!! Don't spoil it for meh! NOOOOOoooooooooo!!!
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Post by: RetroJape on September 03, 2005, 02:05:13 pm: Quote from: "Superyoshi"
Quote from: "RetroJape"
Quote from: "Superyoshi"
Quote from: "megakevinexe"
Nintendo might cancel for a long time, I guess, but there are more mascots like Donkey Kong still.

If rare ain't making 'em they're bound to be bad. Except for that one Game Boy game from 1994 which was a remake of the 1981 arcade game.
Well your forgetting about the GBA game "Mario vs. Donkey Kong"

I hated that though, so I didn't talk about it.
Why? It wasn't even bad, kind of fun actually.
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Post by: Jehuty on September 03, 2005, 02:08:45 pm: It was fun. It had some humor. And Mario talked alot in this one. (more than he does in all the other games)
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 03, 2005, 02:09:37 pm: "Ooh, you big-a monkey!"
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Post by: Jehuty on September 03, 2005, 02:11:29 pm: Stop! I'm already half-way through the last world!!! No Spoilage, Please!! *Head explodes*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 03, 2005, 02:13:49 pm: *spoils it*
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Post by: Crystalman on September 04, 2005, 09:18:38 pm: If Mario died. Donkey Kong would make that stupid grin he always does, and he would bone both Peach, and Daisy. Then Kandy Kong shows up with rollers, and DK Jr., and kicks his ass.
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Post by: RetroJape on September 04, 2005, 09:21:30 pm: Quote from: "Crystalman"
If Mario died. Donkey Kong would make that stupid grin he always does, and he would bone both Peach, and Daisy. Then Kandy Kong shows up with rollers, and DK Jr., and kicks his ass.
I dunno man...Bill Cosby. :?