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1981
General / Senior High School Pics...
« on: October 26, 2005, 02:34:31 pm »
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
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Break.... Just.... No. THat's not a record by ANY means AT ALL.

Quote from: "Trigger"
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Hey, that was in '97.  I AM 26, y'know.  And the 80's never died, it just went into a coma.

Quoted for truth.


Quoted for Truth V2

Quoted for spam


Quoted for nakedness

Quoted for sexy


qOUTED FOR CAPS AND LUBE

Quoted for all the cool kids are doingi t


Quoted for cool kids being Lazlo


Quoted because all the cool kids, meaning Trigger and Laz, were doing it....


Quoted so I won't feel left out of my own thread.   :D


Quoted FRO GR34T JUST1C3!!!11


Quoted FRO T3H SWARMZ!


Quoted (You knew it was coming) DIEDIEDIE JUSDIE ZEEELLLLLOOOOOOOO!!!! *shank*


*knew it was coming, at one point*

Quoted for T3H BADDLE HAS JUZD BEGUN!

Quoted for in a world where good and evil transformers battle for control over cybertron, only one side can win!


What the hell.


I have one thing to say:

THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT CARE ABOUT LIFE ITSELF. THE EVIL DUDES CARE ONLY ABOUT DORITOS AND KILLING. THE EVIL DUDES ARE GOING TO RUIN YOUR FUN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. IT IS FUTILE TO TRY AND STAND UP AGAINST THE EVIL DUDES. IF YOU DO NOT STAND IN THE WAY OF THE EVIL DUDES YOU MAY BE KILLED SECOND INSTEAD OF FIRST. THE EVIL DUDES ARE COOL. THE EVIL DUDES HAVE A SECRET BASE AND YOU DON'T. THE EVIL DUDES GET TO RIDE IN A HEAVILY ARMED TEDDY BEAR THAT CAN SHAPE SHIFT AND HAS BEEN DEEMED ILLEGAL BY THE GOVERNMENT WHILE YOU ALL RIDE IN YOUR CRAPPY-LOOKING STATION WAGONS. THE EVIL DUDES CAN DO ANYTHING. YOU CAN NOT DO ANYTHING BECAUSE THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT ALLOW YOU TO. THE COOKIES HAVE NOT GONE TO HERSHEY'S COOKIES N CREAM CANDY BARS. THEY HAVE GONE INTO THE PALMS OF THE EVIL DUDES. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US IS A REALLY STUPID STATEMENT. THE EVIL DUDES HAVE KILLED THE MORON THAT ALLOWED THIS ACT OF PATHETIC TRANSLATION TO GET INTO THE FEEBLE MINDS OF ALL OTHERS BESIDES THE EVIL DUDES. THE EVIL DUDES MEAN EVERYTHING TO YOU. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE SUGAR IN YOUR COFFEE. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE BATTERIES IN YOUR VIBRATOR. THE EVIL DUDES PUT THE N IN NINTENDO. THE EVIL DUDES ARE COOL. YOU MAY NOT JOIN THE EVIL DUDES. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH COMFY CHAIRS INSIDE THEIR MACHINES. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT GIVE A FLYING **** IF THAT MAKES YOU UNHAPPY. THE EVIL DUDES LIKE TO SEE YOU UNHAPPY. THE EVIL DUDES ALREADY RULE THE WORLD. YOU DO NOT KNOW THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID. YOU COULD WALK OUTSIDE ONLY TO BE STEPPED ON. IF YOU WALK OUTSIDE THIS VERY MINUTE AND ARE NOT IMMEDIATELY KILLED IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE LUCKY. DO NOT RALLY AGAINST THE EVIL DUDES. SUBMIT TO THE EVIL DUDES.

No

Quoted for when we get enough quote boxes, the universe will explode so violently, the year 1976 will cease to exist, and raisens will become more powerfull than cockroaches.

You dare defy the Evil Dudes/Illuminati/Trinity of Evil?

ToE is secretly plotting to give hugs to puppies and old people.

If by hugs you mean chainsaw murder,stabbity death, or ninjapirate flip out that kills an entire population, then yes. Otherwise, I THINK NOT MORTAL!!!


Finally, a way to use Stabbity Death without it sounding stupid!

You get my "Attaboy!"


*receives "Attaboy!" and puts it with all the other Illumianti awards and stuff*

NYAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JUSDIE ZELLO!

*flips out and kills you all*

*Is immune to death*

I didn'tn expect anybody to accept their death, so I prepared these pilliars fo fire.*tosses them at everybody*

Aah, but I expected you to expect that I wouldn't accept my death, so I had already run away before you were even born. At that time, though, it seemed as though you had everything, but wanted nothing. Then, as the nights faded away to morning, you finally fell asleep, and let go of your mother's hand. Would she ever know you again?

Yes, unless MC Hammer stopped for Hammer time long enough for the time paradox to overtake her mind and erase the loving memories of her first born child.

I have used all my ideas for the day. My poor sleeping habits and even poor-er diet keep my mind a constant blank, a bad thing, since I have a lot that needs attention, yet a good thing, because those same things that need my attention keep me awake at night, and ruin my appetite.

I'm not skilled in the art of sleep either,and I heard MC Hammer on the television which allowed me to create such a plot and stuff.

Lazlo stared at KingSpider as if there was a tiny squid on his face. The squid started to move, but KingSpider seemed to not feel it. After a while, the squid, exausted from it's dance, fell to the floor, where it died. Lazlo looked from the squid, into KingSpider's eyes, then opened his mouth as if to speak, but instead of words, children came out of his mouth.


KS took the children and cast them into a pit of convulsing canidiates fro America's Next TOp Model. He then flew away upon a flock of evil blue chickens.

As his flying continued, several "Watchers," as they were called, kept a close eye on him. One had taken a specail intrest in his case. It was impossible to know who, because the Watchers were a secret society, so much so, that not even they knew who they were. This particular watcher could not remember the last time he had been out of the building, or for that matter taken off his mask. He decided that today would be the day. As KingSpider's blue chicken of doom drew close, others were destracted by it's awe inspiring feathers, which when they dropped to the ground, landed with the force of several thousand roman candles. The Watcher made a run for it. The compound wasn't actually guarded, because the guards knew too much, and had to be executed. As he opened the doors, he winced at the bright sunlight. The Watcher Compound was usually kept rather dark, to help hide the identities of those who lived and worked inside it. He took off his mask, revealing the inner workings of his face. Gears and levers appeared where there should have been bones and ligiments. As he felt it, he knew what had happened. His entire memories of life before becoming a Watcher hadn't been erased, they had never existed at all. He put his mask back on, and settled back into his station. As he sat down, he noticed another Watcher, who instead of watching his panel, was watching him. "It's too cold to escape today," he said. His companion left, and was never seen again.

We interupt this thread for a special anouncement, I'm too lazy to log in! Continue foos!

*too lazy to continue*

*Fell asleep*




*goes dizzy, and falls unconscious*

That was actually something said that didn't smell!

What the hell are you talking about?


I'm lost as well, dude.  I think they ditched what was left of theirsanity as soon as they logged on today.

Pretty funny, though.  Always a plus.

1982
About myTPH / new Japanese forum
« on: October 26, 2005, 02:22:53 pm »
I was referring to myself.  Remember, I am 26.

1983
General / Stuff that REALLY cheeses you off...
« on: October 26, 2005, 02:21:16 pm »
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Anyway, lotsa stuff gets under my skin. The biggest one is people who are full of shit. I hate that.


Quoted for truth.

1984
General / The joke thread
« on: October 26, 2005, 02:20:06 pm »
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
You forgot the best holiday ever! Cinco De Mayo! Celebrate us Mighty Latinos!


Damn, I fuggin' knew I was forgetting a holiday for the last 6 years!  Thanx Lazlo, owe you.

1985
General / Okay guys.
« on: October 26, 2005, 02:18:26 pm »
Pretty out there.

Zombigators.  Great word.

1986
General / Spawning grounds
« on: October 26, 2005, 02:11:50 pm »
Just the head?  Dude, you're missing out on all the implosiony goodness if you don't go all out!

*Demonstrates by imploding whole self, then respawns*

See?  Fun!

1987
General / Whats your avatar of? TAKE 2.
« on: October 26, 2005, 02:10:02 pm »
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
I find your statement to neither be true, or funny, so thusly I ignore it.


OMFG, IT WORKED!

1988
General / Spawning grounds
« on: October 26, 2005, 02:09:04 pm »
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Reality sucks, and everyone who talks about it on my forum is going to have to face implosion.


I implode myself on a daily basis.  It's really fun.  You should try it.  Think of it as therapy.

1989
General / Whats your avatar of? TAKE 2.
« on: October 26, 2005, 02:06:13 pm »
*blocks backhand*

i AM a God.  I am the new God of Pain.

1990
General / The joke thread
« on: October 26, 2005, 02:04:07 pm »
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
What kind of social calenders to TPHers have?

Year at a glace.


For me, b-day, drinking, 4th of July, more drinking, Labor Day, water-skiing in there somewhere (probably after I've been drinking), more drinking, Drunken Halloween massacre (I gotta get the costume prepped), Passing out in my Thanksgiving turkey drunk, A case of Budwiser for Christmas, the drunken revelry of New Years, and we start it all over again with the king of all drunken idiot gatherings, Mardi Gras!  (Guess what I do at THOSE parties?)

1991
General / Whats your avatar of? TAKE 2.
« on: October 26, 2005, 01:55:06 pm »
Quote from: "Swiftman"
Then by you saying that you're not evil, that makes you bad.

You said it yourself. Evil is good, and you're not evil. Thus, You are now bad.

OWN3D *shot*


*ON TOPIC EDIT*

My old MANTA! image was too big, so I downsized it. Now it's grand.


NOT OWN3D!

Problem:  I never said I wasn't evil.  You assumed I'm not.

BURN*smacked*

*ON TOPIC EDIT*

I just pulled a Zero image from Capcom's website and Photoshoped the crap out of it to get the dither out.  Actually, wasn't as hard as I thought it was gonna be.

1992
General / Stuff that REALLY cheeses you off...
« on: October 26, 2005, 01:50:56 pm »
Quote from: "NeoCalculus"
Growing up in a mini metropolotin city in the middle of a corn field, I learned all kinds of stuff I wish I never learned about.  TODAY'S TOP STORY!!!  A CAT MEETS A MOUSE AT OLD MAN JENKIN'S BARN!!

Christ, I'd rather see who's decided to ethinicaly cleanse who on the front page of the news paper, not a story about cats....

OH, now here is a good one.  My girlfriend flew over to visit me, and for SOME reason, the newpaper found out, and thought it would make a great addition to the front page.  Why?  Because "she wasn't from around these here parts."

Damn hicks.


SWEET CREAM ON AN ICE CREAM SAMMICH!

God, I grew up in a hick town near Cincinnati, and even THEY weren't that bad!  ROTFLMFAO, but that's funny!   :lol:

1993
General / Whats your avatar of? TAKE 2.
« on: October 26, 2005, 01:30:39 pm »
Evil is good.

1994
General / Whats your avatar of? TAKE 2.
« on: October 26, 2005, 01:28:24 pm »
Quote from: "Swiftman"
Quote from: "About-to-be-broken Man"
Google is the Devil!


You sir, will NOT last long.

I shall leave you to Lazlo.... *sinks into the shadows, hops in the Pyro-GX to fly up and watch from a distance*


Did I say I wasn't evil?

1995
General / Re: Don't expect any swift replies
« on: October 26, 2005, 01:24:34 pm »
Quote from: "Swiftman"
But no swiftage during the weekends


That sucks.  The situation sounds familiar to me... oh yeah!  *smacks self upside head for being forgetful*

MY LIFE!

Seriously, man, do what you gotta do.

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