TPH Forum
General => General => Topic started by: Swiftman on August 29, 2005, 01:03:11 pm
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When you have to take a wizz, do you do it standing or sitting? Does that opinion change when it's in a public bathroom?
I myself stand when I can, but if I feel the need to pound the porcelain, I sit. (Whee for euphamisms!) I don't care if it's in a public bathroom or not. I don't mind, unless they try to actively look at it, in which case I punch their lights out.
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Should I even post in this topic?
The world may never know.
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who wouldn't stand? >_>
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Umm..... well that depends, Swift. If it's in a public bathroom, I will not sit down on those foul toilets, but I can't pee at urinals cuz it just won't go, so I have to use a stall. If I'm at my house bathroom, I sit down whether I'm peeing or going poop, so that way I can play on my DS and PSP. ^_^
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I alway stand. Always.
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Well....... that's you, Lazlo.
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I was just kidding, dude. I do what I need to do. I use a urinal when I can, because it's polite. I mean, how owul dyou feel if you needed to poo, but someone was in the stall? I'd punch the guy that came out.
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I hate it when all the stalls are filled and your praire doggin it. (alberta reference there)
What I hate a lot is when a hair gets across it and you end up with two streams going. Makes SUCH a mess......
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I can't use urinals. I can't pee in those.
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I can honestly say that has only happened to me once... You need to work on your hygene, Swift.
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ALWAYS, Lazlo?
What I hate a lot is when a hair gets across it and you end up with two streams going. Makes SUCH a mess......
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>_> Certainly doesn't happen to me. *cough*
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Okay.. well..
I sit.. always.. I always sit!! I mean, when I stand, it makes a mess and never goes where I want it to!!
Secret's out, don't tell anybody!! =O
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HA HA! Tha's mah sistah!
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Oh, I'm telling everyone.
...Or not.
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PISS SHIT FUCK, this is nasty. Swiftman you are a sick bastard..........>_> <_<
I stand and go into a stall if I can, if I'm tired, or if it's a combo, I sit.
K? KTHANXBAI!
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I poop standing
but if its late i sit since im tired
otherwise i stand
and i was kidding about standing and pooping
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stand. i don't need to sit for a 10 second wiz. home or public. now if it's number two, sit. unless in public places... then you "hover"
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Prarie Doggin it, lol. That's awesome Swift.
Oh, and Jody. . . they have these weird cup things with a spout or something. I've never seen one, but the snowboarding chicks use them apparently. >_>
As for me, I really don't care; but I don't like sitting on public restroom stalls that's for sure.
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o.O A cup with a spout, eh?
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I think I'll just sit.
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Pissing standing up is overrated.
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stand. i don't need to sit for a 10 second wiz. home or public. now if it's number two, sit. unless in public places... then you "hover"
I fly insted. =0
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stand. i don't need to sit for a 10 second wiz. home or public. now if it's number two, sit. unless in public places... then you "hover"
I fly insted. =0
Fly while you're peeing? How do you do that? :shock:
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I do that sometimes... But it tends to make others uncomfortable, what with the gusts of wind flowing from the immense power in my body. Also, I sometimes exert to much force when I pee flying, and destroy the urinal. Suffice to say, that's one of the many many reasons I'm not allowed in Sea World.
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stand. i don't need to sit for a 10 second wiz. home or public. now if it's number two, sit. unless in public places... then you "hover"
I fly insted. =0
Fly while you're peeing? How do you do that? :shock:
I trained with legendary warriors while I took a vacation in the diffrent demension.
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Bang....... you're dead.
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Amen.