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Title: Jack strikes back.
Post by: Pirate Cortez on October 10, 2005, 06:16:26 pm: Thought he was gone? HE'S BACK.

http://gc.advancedmn.com/article.php?artid=5883 (http://gc.advancedmn.com/article.php?artid=5883)
Title: Jack strikes back.
Post by: Superyoshi on October 10, 2005, 06:19:33 pm: "Jack Thompson II: The Reckoning"

Damn, the sequel's already out?
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Post by: RetroJape on October 10, 2005, 06:37:18 pm: Quote from: "Superyoshi"
"Jack Thompson II: The Reckoning"

Damn, the sequel's already out?
omfg I definatly saving up my money for that one.

Oh shit, Jack Thompson 3: Return of Jack "Jackoff" Thompson, has hit the shelves already!!!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 10, 2005, 07:09:51 pm: If this game comes out, I'm totally going to go on a murdering rampage, just like the main character. Then we'll sue Jackie.
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Post by: Sara_Of_Avalon on October 10, 2005, 07:22:53 pm: Sheeshhh would they give it a break. I'm not one for violance in games like GTA or anything but targetting all video game companies. I guess he has a stick up his butt about EA games too or for that matter good wholesome games like Mario, and Animal Crossing. I wish these people would crawl back into the hole from which they came and let the gaming industry be. I do believe somewhat that age restrictions should be followed. I wouldn't want a five year old running around killing cops in a video game but I feel if a 20 year old wants to fine. Also whats with this dream like state causing murders. I have not yet met a teen who has inadvertantly gone into a dream state and walked around town. Teens know what they are doing its not dreaming thats for sure. Have you ever just found yourself in the middle of a matropolis weilding a bat saying how the heck did I get here. Its never happened to me and I wouldn't really believe someone who said its happened to them. All I have to say is this guy needs to have a large thorny Sylvan object removed from his bulbus backside.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on October 10, 2005, 08:02:28 pm: He's a whore.
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Post by: Jehuty on October 10, 2005, 08:09:10 pm: Kirby. Rated M for mature due to cartoon violence and Kirby's taste for sweets. We can't have our kids eating too much! :shock:
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Post by: Yaminomalex on October 10, 2005, 08:18:41 pm: Quote from: "Sara_Of_Avalon"
Sheeshhh would they give it a break. I'm not one for violance in games like GTA or anything but targetting all video game companies. I guess he has a stick up his butt about EA games too or for that matter good wholesome games like Mario, and Animal Crossing. I wish these people would crawl back into the hole from which they came and let the gaming industry be. I do believe somewhat that age restrictions should be followed. I wouldn't want a five year old running around killing cops in a video game but I feel if a 20 year old wants to fine. Also whats with this dream like state causing murders. I have not yet met a teen who has inadvertantly gone into a dream state and walked around town. Teens know what they are doing its not dreaming thats for sure. Have you ever just found yourself in the middle of a matropolis weilding a bat saying how the heck did I get here. Its never happened to me and I wouldn't really believe someone who said its happened to them. All I have to say is this guy needs to have a large thorny Sylvan object removed from his bulbus backside.

I love you in ways that cannot be felt.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on October 10, 2005, 08:47:09 pm: (http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/320/474pxjackthompson1qf.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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Post by: Jehuty on October 10, 2005, 08:51:32 pm: Now we know the truth.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on October 10, 2005, 08:52:43 pm: Knowing is half the battle.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 10, 2005, 09:03:35 pm: Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
I love you in ways that cannot be felt.[/quote

Do I seriously need to say anything?
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Post by: Yaminomalex on October 10, 2005, 09:13:40 pm: Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
I love you in ways that cannot be felt.[/quote

Do I seriously need to say anything?

Yes
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Post by: Sara_Of_Avalon on October 11, 2005, 08:37:14 pm: (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/Sarahopereporter/jacktheliar.jpg)

Hah take that Mr. Thompson, I caught you playing Mortal Kombat 2. Photoshop is so much fun.

I just recently started a Xanga site for bogus news articles and pics. For my second post I did use the Ronald McDonald with the Chainsaw I hope no one minds. Anyways here is the link to my Xanga site it only has three posts and will have a daily post unless I cant for somereason do it. I posted one on Mr. Thompson today and thought it was perfect to add the picture here. The site is, http://www.xanga.com/Bogus_Reporter
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Post by: Sara_Of_Avalon on October 11, 2005, 08:52:44 pm: Yes I realize he has a very long neck. I just now caught that. I guess the doctoring can be seen. I must get even better if I am to be the Mistress of all things Photoshopped.
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Post by: Jehuty on October 11, 2005, 08:56:55 pm: Double posted'd!
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Post by: Sara_Of_Avalon on October 11, 2005, 09:01:37 pm: Sorry, I probably should have just edited the post, oh well whats done is done, and there ain't no going back. Darn it. Sometimes my mind isn't all there.
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Post by: neothe0ne on October 11, 2005, 09:35:50 pm: I love the way he's now targeting TimeSplitters: Future Perfect with that baseball bat reference. Jack Thompson is not only anti-sex but also anti-humor! Oh no!
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Post by: Swiftman on October 12, 2005, 01:03:22 am: I think a bunch of mechs need to stomp on Jack Thompsons house.

While he's in it.

If he ever touches Descent, I swear, I will..... Say something very, VERY nasty.....
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Post by: Yaminomalex on October 12, 2005, 05:30:11 am: I sent him an email.

The results will be posted later. >: )
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Post by: Superyoshi on October 12, 2005, 02:35:30 pm: Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
I sent him an email.

The results will be posted later. >: )

Don't bother. From what I saw, he really is an immature little bitch. He'll just make fun of your name, like he does to everyone.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on October 12, 2005, 02:49:13 pm: He replyied calling me an immature jerk "who's minds has been corrupted by blood games"

I have no ide what that means, so I repled telling him.
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E'M NAWY A JERK UR A JERK

P.S. : You obviously have never been breastfeed

<3 Yamino

LAWL
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Post by: Swiftman on October 12, 2005, 03:17:50 pm: HA HA HA! Never been breastfed.... *wipes a tear* that was great....

Maybe have Draconis give Jack Thompson a verbal ass whipping, and use some really awesome name, like "Bob Manchestor" *shot by the wanderer*

Or Jody, she's good at it too....
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Post by: Yaminomalex on October 12, 2005, 03:54:05 pm: He replyied telling me that he'll get me in big trouble if I don't stop harrasing him.

I replyed saying

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Why do you hate free speech so much you big blubbering vagina?

P.S. : LEARN INTERNET

<3 Yamino

Screenshots coming soon.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 12, 2005, 05:03:07 pm: This thread infinate wins.
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on October 19, 2005, 01:46:04 pm: I say that we chain him up to the grill of an SUV and threaten to ram the first big rig that comes along head first if he doesn't park his ass in front of a T.V., beer in hand, and wait to rot. Of course, I am being nice here...
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Post by: Razel on November 09, 2005, 08:29:15 pm: Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
He replyied telling me that he'll get me in big trouble if I don't stop harrasing him.

I replyed saying

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Why do you hate free speech so much you big blubbering vagina?

P.S. : LEARN INTERNET

<3 Yamino

Screenshots coming soon.

did you ever get the reply?
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Post by: Jehuty on November 09, 2005, 08:31:56 pm: Big-blubbering vagina, eh. I give you an A.
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Post by: Herb on November 10, 2005, 12:54:29 am: haha i so hope this game comes out

not teach teach a lesson, but because its hilarious

I bet Jack attacks Tetris next: "Tetris should be banned because the falling pieces most definetly symbolize the fall of sanity and all that is non-violent in America"

Fuck that douchebag, someone send him a virus please. Tell him you have a website against game violence and you want him to post on it to influence others to come. But when he clicks on the link, BAM hid computer is pwned with 1000 unblockable viruses, porn, and videogame-violent-realistic porn
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 10, 2005, 03:54:18 am: But that'd just be proving his point...
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Post by: Swiftman on November 10, 2005, 08:23:37 am: An even better virus to send, Anthrax.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on November 10, 2005, 11:22:09 am: Quote from: "Razel"
Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
He replyied telling me that he'll get me in big trouble if I don't stop harrasing him.

I replyed saying

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Why do you hate free speech so much you big blubbering vagina?

P.S. : LEARN INTERNET

<3 Yamino

Screenshots coming soon.

did you ever get the reply?

Yeah, I'd show a screenshot, but I'm at tech school right now, and they blocked my computer for checking e-mail. ;O;

Also, my Wi-Fi network at home is craping up, I need to fix it.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 10, 2005, 07:54:46 pm: Eww, home WiFi..
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Post by: Razel on November 10, 2005, 10:58:04 pm: post as soon as possible please
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Post by: Yaminomalex on November 10, 2005, 11:07:53 pm: Naw.
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Post by: Razel on November 10, 2005, 11:15:30 pm: please?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 11, 2005, 06:00:52 am: But the Jack strikes back
The very next day
The Jack strikes back
They thought he was a goner
But the Jack strikes back
He just wouldn't stay away
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Post by: Yaminomalex on November 11, 2005, 11:24:19 am: No more tears.
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Post by: Superyoshi on November 11, 2005, 02:12:33 pm: Crazy Train
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Post by: Crystalman on November 12, 2005, 01:33:56 pm: He can eat a steaming pile of poo-poo.