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General => General => Topic started by: Swiftman on November 10, 2005, 10:33:05 pm
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"I see you've stumbled past the grunts, but you're going to have to dance with fire to beat me."
-Raven, One Must fall
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Say, can you hear that? It's the sound of the Reaper...
-Magus
Chrono trigger.
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"Don't talk. Just die"
-Dante, from Devil May Cry 2
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BANG........... You're dead.
-Jehuty, from TPH
[couldn't resist, LOL *shot*]
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"My gamer just fragged your honor student" Add from nintendo power, fake bumper sticker
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XD, Razel. Ecks batchin dee......
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-Material Defender, Descent
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"I have no intention of beating you up again. Just leave..."
-Remy, Street Fighter 3
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-Material Defender, again, from Descent
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FEISTA BIGOT -- Gladiuse
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(After beating Arius in Devil May Cry 2 with Dante)
Arius: Noooo!! I was going to be king of this world!
Dante: King, huh?
(points both guns at Arius)
Dante: Well, then here's your crown.
(Blasts Arius out of the building, literally)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/jeanpaulcopy.gif) "You are inferior."
Jean Paul, One Must Fall
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"DAMN! this games harder than Michale Jackson at an unsupervised daycare center!!" my friend
actually, thats a funny quote, but... DEAL WITH IT!
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You couldn't hack your way out of a paper bag, retard. --Me
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"Hadoken!"
-Ryu and Ken, Street Fighter
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"I AM ERROR"
-Random Guy, Zelda II
*shot*
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"You missed your last chance! You'll regret that forever!"
-Liquid Snake, MGS1
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"Listen, metal man. I don't think you understand me. That gun represents blood, sweat, and money. It's irreplaceable! And you bozo's let somebody wlak off with it? This is outrageous! I paid my docking fee for actual security. NOT SOME BUNCH OF TIN IDIOTS! I oughta blow you to bits right here. In fact....."
Main character of Privateer getting pissed off at a robot guard in the sequel to Privateer, Righteous Fire
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Jim Bravura: This is Deputy Chief Jim Bravura from the NYPD. You are to cease your criminal activities and surrender immediately.
Max Payne (surrounded by corpses he killed a minute ago): Sure thing, Jim. Me and the boys been talking, and everyone's real sorry. They'll never do it again.
-Max Payne
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XD
"No. You're not getting off that easily. I want you to live. I want you to have to face those whose lives you destroyed. I want you to look them in the eye and have to tell them why their friends and lovers and families had to die."
Albert, Front Mission Gun Hazard
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Vladimir Lem: "Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present Max Payne. New York's Finest, with the biggest mobster bodycount ever. Dearest guests, prepare to die."
-Max Payne 2
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"If you want to become a real man, board my ship."
Captain Harlock, of same named anime
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Nice, Swift.
Vinnie Gognitti: "Well that was fun, in a fucking terrible, sick, not-at-all fun way!"
-Max Payne 2
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Thank ya. You've been very good at this too.
"You're eyes are as blue as window cleaner...."
Random guy hitting on a chick in Live-a-live, SNES RPG
What? It's so cheesy it has to be great.
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Westley: "No. To the pain."
Humperdink: "I don't believe I'm familiar with that phrase."
Westley: "I'll explain, and I'll use small words so you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon."
Humperdink: "That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me."
Westley: "It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you lose is your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrist. Next your nose."
Humperdink: "Then my tongue, I suppose. I killed you too quickly the first time, a mistake I do not mean to duplicate tonight."
Westley: "I wasn't finished. The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right."
Humperdink: "And then my ears, I understand, let's get on with it."
Westley: "WRONG! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. It's so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out 'Dear God, what is that thing' will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."
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(after a watching a T.V. report accusing him of murdering his colleage) "I had just gotten my fifteen minutes of fame."
-Max Payne
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OH OH OH! Princess Bride quotes! I HAVE NOT thought of that! Nice one, Kasai!
Guard lady [forget the name now]: Hey, where do you think you're going?
Main Privateer guy: Just.... wandering around. Is there a problem?
Guard: There is if you try to go through that door. That's Admiral Terrel's office. He doesn't like visitors.
Priv guy: Hey, no sweat sweetheart, I don't like visiting. Later.
^one of my favs through the years.
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"The genius of the hole: no matter how much time you spend climbing out, you can still fall back down in an instant."
Man, I really love Max Payne.
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For good reason, i can see, Jute. Max Payne sounds like a grand game......
"Annoying bird, I am the great Leon!"
-Guess......
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"Annoying bird, I am the great Leon!"
-Guess......
I believe that is Star Fox.
Anyways, back to quotes.
"The truth was a burning green crack through my brain. Weapon statistics hanging in the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. Endless repetition of the act of shooting, time slowing down to show off my moves. The paranoid feel of someone controlling my every step. I was in a computer game. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of."
-Max Payne
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XD! Oh, the irony of his quote there...... heh......
"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!"
-Dracula, Castlevania Symphony of the Night
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Hooray for Castlevania!
"From now on, the Belmont clan shall hunt the night!"
-Castlevania Lament of Innocence
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Jack: Just realized I can't be something I ain't.
Dave: You mean a jerk?
Jack: No, smart.
-From a movie I really like called Newsies.
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"They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led up to this point. I released my finger from the trigger. And then it was all over. The storm seemed to lose its frenzy. The ragged clouds gave way to the stars above."
-Max Payne
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Zeeky boogy doog.
-Bomb thing, Demented Cartoon Movie
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His name's Zeeky H. Bomb.
"Children, your performance at the fundraiser was terrible, as a result, your parents will be recieving letters instructing them to love you less." - Ms Bitters - Invader ZIM
"Never give up, trust your instincts." Peppy and James McCloud - Star Fox 64 and Assult
"Some things will never change..."
"Yeah, but then again, some things will."
Some people from some movie
"The fatal flaw in every plan is the assumption that you know more than your enemy" - Flavor text, Mana Leak (series eight)
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"DO A BARREL ROLL!"
-Peppy, StarFox 64
"IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYONE"
-Some Guy, The Legend of Zelda
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Wolverine: "Hey hey, wait. It's me."
Cyclops: "Prove it."
Wolverine: "You're a dick."
Cyclops: "Okay."
X-men movie. Still funny.
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CJMErl: Indeed.
"You're a great crowd...FOR ME TO POOP ON!"
-Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
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Oh, you want Triumph, do you?
...Then here.
"The groom has just kissed the bride. After years of practicing on his sister. And an Ewok doll."
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CJMErl: XD I remember that one.
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My fav triumph from that same skit was this:
"Look at this. He has the ability... He can crap his pants and no one would notice!"
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Wolverine: "Hey hey, wait. It's me."
Cyclops: "Prove it."
Wolverine: "You're a dick."
Cyclops: "Okay."
Quoted for pure, unbatched hilairity.
"Take off and strike against the evil Bydo empire!"
-pretty much every R-type game
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"All this time we got the fable of Sleeping Beauty wrong. The prince didn't kiss her to wake her up. No one who slept for a hundred years is likely to wake up. It was the other way round. He kisses her to wake himself up from the nightmare that has brought him there."
-Max Payne 2
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"I hate to break it to you, but we checked your account. And you don't have enough credits to buy this ship! She sure is a fine ship though, isn't she? Listen, I want to make a sale, you want to make a purchase. Let's look at the facts. You know the retail of the ship. I can use your ship for a trade in, plus your extra's. Including your cash on hand, that still leaves you short. Come back when you have some more cash, okay? And don't feel embarassed. These things happen."
-Salesman in Privateer
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"The word was out. A deadly virus released into the City's corrupt circulatory system. Something wicked this way comes. Max Payne at large."
-Max Payne
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"AAAAARRRRRRROOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!"
-Sabrewulf, Killer Instinct
[what? I'm listening to his song now!]
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"You'd find that Lady Luck was really a hooker, and you were fresh out of cash."
-Max Payne
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"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOGGY!"
-Earthworm Jim, o'course
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"Columbus discovered India, which turned out to be America anyway..." - Some guy on some cartoon
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"YA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
-Spinal, Killer Instinct
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"Take off and strike against the evil Bydo empire!"
-pretty much every R-type game
except R-Type Final. . .
"I don't lose"
-Alex SF3:TS
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Vladimir Lem: Hypothetically, if the only choice you've got is to do the wrong thing, then it's not really the "wrong" thing, is it? It's more like fate.
-Max Payne 2
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"Intelligence is a gift, and it should be used for the good of mankind."
-Otto Octavious
I'm sure I got the quote and name wrong, but oh wellz. Orson Wells.
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"I forsaken thee!"
-EarthwormJim from the T.V show
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Jim: NO!!! WORM-TONITE!!! MY...ONLY....WEAKNESS....
PWHN: Wormtonite?
Peter: Yeah, its a strange mysterious substance that seems to have a strange effect on Jim.
PWHN: Well, what is it? Is it something from an alternate dimension?
Peter: No, we just found it in the fridge one day inside of an old box of Mushu Pork.
Narrator: And with that, Earthworm Jim was transfomed into....A BOWL OF CANDY CORN!!!
-Earthworm Jim T.V. show
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XD
EWJ: Hold the penny and watch Lincoln's face change!
-Earthworm Jim T.V show
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EWJ: WHAT DO YOU MEAN INVALID PARAMATERS? THERES 10,000 GIGAHERTS OF RAM AND IT STILL CAN'T EVEN ANSWER A SIMPLE QUESTION!!!
-Earthworm Jim TV show
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Peter: I must not fear, fear is the mind-killer, fear is the little death that brings total oblivion.
EWJ: Ya know, that's really starting to get on my nerves, little buddy.
-EWJ T.V show
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*sniff* I miss that show soooo much.
Damn, I'm out of quotes from that show. Uhm....
"That doesn't make me a loser does it?"
Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim Special Edition
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"I'm the Batman...and you're dust."
-The Batman vs. Dracula
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/onslaughtpng.png)"Free will is a priviledge, not a right!"
-Onslaught
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Ring around the rosy, a pocket full of spears.
I bet you think you're pretty foxy, don't cha?
-The Wicked Witch of the West
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"You're about to suck void, buddy!"
-random pirate counter, Privateer
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"Fight Megaman! For Everlasting peace!"
-Mega Man
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Why would Megaman tell himself to fight? I thought Dr. Light said that.......
"You don't want to lure the damn thing to Perry!"
-Admiral Terrell, Privateer
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Why would Megaman tell himself to fight? I thought
I was talking about the game "Megaman" not the robot.
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Oh........ >_< my bad......
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-original Skiver pilot, Metal Warriors
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"You don't win by being lucky, you win by being brave." - Captain Falcon
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"Heh, I guess I should be thankful." - Falco
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"Enough of your worthless spouting!"
-some random boss from some DOS game..... I forget now.
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"We got kicked out."
-My girlfriend. . . 5 seconds ago.
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"Please, don't kill me! I'm only a level 2 archer! I'm too inexperienced to die!"
-Archer from Skittles n' bitz 8
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"I'm not fat. It's all this fur. Makes me look...poofy."
-Manny, Ice Age
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"I'm Ender. I end things."
-Ender from MegasXLR
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"You look like John Lenin." The chick at McDonalds last night. I've no idea where she got this idea from..
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XD
I don't even know who John Lenin is. Just Vladimer Lennin.
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I wouldn't expect you to.
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I had a dream in which two ladies nuked my town and I had to fight them in megas(the robot from megas xlr).
They were on the stage of a talent show competition and the next act was a magician about to pull a rabit out of a hat. One of them glared at the hat and then said.
"Pass me the acid!"
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I had a dream in which two ladies nuked my town and I had to fight them in megas(the robot from megas xlr).
They were on the stage of a talent show competition and the next act was a magician about to pull a rabit out of a hat. One of them glared at the hat and then said.
"Pass me the acid!"
*is XD'ing like mad* Holy FUCk, jv! You have all the best dreams and days!
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"You are a good man, so I will give you two options. You can leave this cycle of reincarnation by either being my friend for 7 lifetimes, or my foe for 3. The choice is yours."
-Visnu
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"I've got a boner for murder!"
-Sarge, Red vs. Blue
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"Jeez man!"
-Random Marine getting punched in the face by Master Chief in Halo
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I loved the Princess Bride! Excellent movie!
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." --Inigo
"I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? "
"Do you always start conversations this way?"
"Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?"
"Yes."
"Morons."
"You gave me CPR for a bullet to the head?!"
"It worked, didn't it!? --Red vs. Blue
"Mierda Santa!" -- Sauron
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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Graah! What is that from, and why have I heard it before!?
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I loved the Princess Bride! Excellent movie!
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." --Inigo
Look at the whole quote for a clue.
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But I could have sworn I heard it before that movie came out...
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I'm sure Princess Bride is a really old movie, though. Older than you, and cooler than your kids.
SPACE STALIN COMMIE LASER ATTACK[/color]
I had to, sorry
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I thought it was like... 2003, though...
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CJMErl: That's Princess DIARIES, Lazlo.
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"I don't drink...wine."
-Dracula
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"I don't drink...wine."
-Dracula
Classic.
"We're sitting on a gold mine, and it's full of diamonds!" - Cat
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"Well, y'know, it just occured to me. Y'know, stampede."- Val, Tremors
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"You're trash playing at greatness, Ark. This isn't treason. I'm just taking out the garbage."
Genoce, Front Mission Gun Hazard
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"You spoony bard!" -Tellah, Final Fantasy IV
"'Wait' he says... do I look like a waiter?" -Kefka, Final Fantasy VI
"IF DEMOCRACY FAILS, YOU CAN COUNT ON STALIN!!" -Gustavo, Pokey the Penguin
"MY NAME IS POKEY THE PENGUIN I LOVE CHESS!! IT IS LIKE BALLET ONLY WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS!" -Pokey the Penguin, Pokey the Penguin.
"I OFTEN BURN WHITE HOT AND DRIFT LAZILY ACROSS THE STRATOSPHERE, EMITTING PIERCING SCREAMS JUST LIKE THE REAL SUN!!!! -Pokey the Penguin, Pokey the Penguin.
"THE FLYER HAS A CUTE KITTEN DRAWN ON IT! IT REPRESENTS VIOLENCE AND CARNAGE" -Pokey the Penguin, Pokey the penguin
"I HAVE A NEW BOOK! IT IS AN OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE CHOOSE-YOUR-OWN-ADVENTURE BOOK!" -Pokey the Penguin, Pokey the Penguin.
"And have you found your 'Joy' in this nearly dead world of ours?" -Kefka, Final Fantasy VI
"Why do people rebuild things they know are going to be destroyed? Why do people cling to life when they know they can't live forever? Think how meaningless each of your lives is!" -Kefka, Final Fantasy VI
"Life... dreams... hope... Where'd they come from? And where are they headed? These things... I am going to destroy!" -Kefka, Final Fantasy VI
"Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing." -Maddox, The Best Page in The Universe.
"...'SummerGrl19?' Very clever handle by the way, the only way you could make it any more unoriginal or cliche would be to add the words 'happy, cute' or 'princess' to the name." -Maddox, The Best Page in The Universe.
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NMX win for the combo attackof Pokey, Maddox and Kefka.
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"I wouldn't give you a gun if it was World War III!"- Burt Gummer, Tremors