Author Topic: BADASS QUOTE OFF (Read 30214 times)

Jehuty · « **Reply #30 on:** November 11, 2005, 01:23:22 am »

Hooray for Castlevania!

"From now on, the Belmont clan shall hunt the night!"

-Castlevania Lament of Innocence

Antha · « **Reply #31 on:** November 11, 2005, 01:37:27 am »

Jack: Just realized I can't be something I ain't.
Dave: You mean a jerk?
Jack: No, smart.

-From a movie I really like called Newsies.

Jehuty · « **Reply #32 on:** November 11, 2005, 01:52:08 am »

"They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led up to this point. I released my finger from the trigger. And then it was all over. The storm seemed to lose its frenzy. The ragged clouds gave way to the stars above."

-Max Payne

Swiftman · « **Reply #33 on:** November 11, 2005, 02:44:17 am »

Zeeky boogy doog.

-Bomb thing, Demented Cartoon Movie

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #34 on:** November 11, 2005, 05:47:54 am »

His name's Zeeky H. Bomb.

"Children, your performance at the fundraiser was terrible, as a result, your parents will be recieving letters instructing them to love you less." - Ms Bitters - Invader ZIM

"Never give up, trust your instincts." Peppy and James McCloud - Star Fox 64 and Assult

"Some things will never change..."
"Yeah, but then again, some things will."
Some people from some movie

"The fatal flaw in every plan is the assumption that you know more than your enemy" - Flavor text, Mana Leak (series eight)

CJMErl / Yami CJMErl · « **Reply #35 on:** November 11, 2005, 08:55:42 am »

"DO A BARREL ROLL!"
-Peppy, StarFox 64

"IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYONE"
-Some Guy, The Legend of Zelda

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #36 on:** November 11, 2005, 08:55:48 am »

Wolverine: "Hey hey, wait. It's me."

Cyclops: "Prove it."

Wolverine: "You're a dick."

Cyclops: "Okay."

X-men movie. Still funny.

CJMErl / Yami CJMErl · « **Reply #37 on:** November 11, 2005, 08:57:59 am »

CJMErl: Indeed.

"You're a great crowd...FOR ME TO POOP ON!"
-Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #38 on:** November 11, 2005, 09:00:40 am »

Oh, you want Triumph, do you?

...Then here.

"The groom has just kissed the bride. After years of practicing on his sister. And an Ewok doll."

CJMErl / Yami CJMErl · « **Reply #39 on:** November 11, 2005, 09:05:18 am »

CJMErl: XD I remember that one.

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #40 on:** November 11, 2005, 09:07:29 am »

My fav triumph from that same skit was this:

"Look at this. He has the ability... He can crap his pants and no one would notice!"

Swiftman · « **Reply #41 on:** November 11, 2005, 12:36:48 pm »

Quote from: "Byte Man"

Wolverine: "Hey hey, wait. It's me."

Cyclops: "Prove it."

Wolverine: "You're a dick."

Cyclops: "Okay."

Quoted for pure, unbatched hilairity.

"Take off and strike against the evil Bydo empire!"

-pretty much every R-type game

Jehuty · « **Reply #42 on:** November 11, 2005, 12:38:27 pm »

"All this time we got the fable of Sleeping Beauty wrong. The prince didn't kiss her to wake her up. No one who slept for a hundred years is likely to wake up. It was the other way round. He kisses her to wake himself up from the nightmare that has brought him there."

-Max Payne 2

Swiftman · « **Reply #43 on:** November 11, 2005, 12:43:02 pm »

"I hate to break it to you, but we checked your account. And you don't have enough credits to buy this ship! She sure is a fine ship though, isn't she? Listen, I want to make a sale, you want to make a purchase. Let's look at the facts. You know the retail of the ship. I can use your ship for a trade in, plus your extra's. Including your cash on hand, that still leaves you short. Come back when you have some more cash, okay? And don't feel embarassed. These things happen."

-Salesman in Privateer

Jehuty · « **Reply #44 on:** November 11, 2005, 12:44:02 pm »

"The word was out. A deadly virus released into the City's corrupt circulatory system. Something wicked this way comes. Max Payne at large."

-Max Payne