Author Topic: BADASS QUOTE OFF (Read 29077 times)

Swiftman · « **Reply #75 on:** November 13, 2005, 11:59:54 am »

XD

I don't even know who John Lenin is. Just Vladimer Lennin.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #76 on:** November 13, 2005, 12:20:44 pm »

I wouldn't expect you to.

jv2k · « **Reply #77 on:** November 13, 2005, 12:35:30 pm »

I had a dream in which two ladies nuked my town and I had to fight them in megas(the robot from megas xlr).
They were on the stage of a talent show competition and the next act was a magician about to pull a rabit out of a hat. One of them glared at the hat and then said.
"Pass me the acid!"

Swiftman · « **Reply #78 on:** November 13, 2005, 05:56:43 pm »

Quote from: "jv2k"

I had a dream in which two ladies nuked my town and I had to fight them in megas(the robot from megas xlr).
They were on the stage of a talent show competition and the next act was a magician about to pull a rabit out of a hat. One of them glared at the hat and then said.
"Pass me the acid!"

*is XD'ing like mad* Holy FUCk, jv! You have all the best dreams and days!

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #79 on:** November 13, 2005, 06:03:48 pm »

"You are a good man, so I will give you two options. You can leave this cycle of reincarnation by either being my friend for 7 lifetimes, or my foe for 3. The choice is yours."

-Visnu

CJMErl / Yami CJMErl · « **Reply #80 on:** November 13, 2005, 09:00:20 pm »

"I've got a boner for murder!"
-Sarge, Red vs. Blue

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #81 on:** November 13, 2005, 09:18:08 pm »

"Jeez man!"

-Random Marine getting punched in the face by Master Chief in Halo

praxisilver · « **Reply #82 on:** November 13, 2005, 10:56:54 pm »

I loved the Princess Bride! Excellent movie!
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." --Inigo

"I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? "
"Do you always start conversations this way?"

"Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?"
"Yes."
"Morons."

"You gave me CPR for a bullet to the head?!"
"It worked, didn't it!? --Red vs. Blue

"Mierda Santa!" -- Sauron

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #83 on:** November 14, 2005, 07:54:04 am »

Quote from: "pixiesilver"

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Graah! What is that from, and why have I heard it before!?

Swiftman · « **Reply #84 on:** November 14, 2005, 07:58:06 am »

Quote from: "PRAXisilver"

I loved the Princess Bride! Excellent movie!
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." --Inigo

Look at the whole quote for a clue.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #85 on:** November 14, 2005, 08:00:48 am »

But I could have sworn I heard it before that movie came out...

Swiftman · « **Reply #86 on:** November 14, 2005, 08:10:10 am »

I'm sure Princess Bride is a really old movie, though. Older than you, and cooler than your kids.

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I had to, sorry

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #87 on:** November 14, 2005, 08:33:40 am »

I thought it was like... 2003, though...

CJMErl / Yami CJMErl · « **Reply #88 on:** November 14, 2005, 08:41:44 am »

CJMErl: That's Princess DIARIES, Lazlo.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #89 on:** November 14, 2005, 08:56:21 am »

"I don't drink...wine."
-Dracula