quotes

[Swiftman]

"Do you happen to work for the UPS? Cuz I coulda swore you were checking out my package!"

[Lazlo Falconi]

"I bet my tongue can beat up yours."


...This one worked for me once, even though I only said it as a joke.

[Sophih]

These work because it shows you have confidence, and guys with confidence, mostly know what they are doing.

[Swiftman]

I don't actually yse them in real life. They're just fun to say when you're around the guys. I'd never have the confidence to say them in real life, plus I find those sayings demeaning to women, which is not what I like.

[Trigger]

"I bet my tongue can beat up yours."


...This one worked for me once, even though I only said it as a joke.

*writes that one down on the list*

These work because it shows you have confidence, and guys with confidence, mostly know what they are doing.

Me have confidense? Hardly...I'm the shyest person you'll meet in your life I bet. As long as no one can see or hear me...then I can be confident.

[Herb]

´´Hey baby, how about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up´´

[Swiftman]

"Say, wanna go do laundry?"
"My name is laundry, just so you know."

[Herb]

``fuck me if im wrong, but i think you wanna fuck me´´

[Trigger]

Nice....XD

But I think you guys are going beyond the topic of disscusion here.....

[Lazlo Falconi]

Yes we are, but the best quote of all time is: "You humans and you're puny one-way digestive tracts."