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General => General => Topic started by: Yaminomalex on September 07, 2005, 11:13:31 am
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I'm just curious. BTW, I'm 15. >=3
PS : I'm a pedophile and I wanna knoow your ages so I cun rape you ! >=D
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INTERSTING
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2503 years dead. I was a Roman Soldier before I died. But I was 18 when I died, so, yeah, havn't really aged much since then.
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I ish 15!
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I am 16 years of age.
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Well, if you saw the topic Lazlo made, I just turned 16 a few weeks ago :P
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Turned 13 today.
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I'm.. >>;
I don't remember. That car accident last week made me forget.
But I am cooler than your mom.
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Does that mean your old?
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I be 15, gonna be 16 in about 2 or so months. Mehness....
Also, mah bebeh be 15. :D
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Turned 13 today.
*kneels down* Thank you, God!!! Looks like I'm not the youngest one here. I always thought everyone here was older than me. Yay! *sobs*
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Man seems just like yesterday I was 13.....
being 16 is better except for the me not getting any part.
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17. You all know that. You SHOULD, anyways. Swift Day [aka my birthday] is a National holiday. I had no school and everything that day even! Well.... It's a holiday in Canada! It should be a holiday in the states too!
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>_>
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Guess how old I am... I dare ya...
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...16? You did dare me, and I don't back down from a dare.
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OH OH! I know, Antha! I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW! PICK ME PICK ME! *stands up, waving an arm*
Never you say, eh Skull? *devious plans form*
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Hey, I said guess. My age is open for discussion!
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Your a tricksy one you are.
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Antha enjoys messing with our minds. Fortunatly, I'M THE SWIFTMAN! [which means she does it to me more than anyone else. *steamroller'd*]
But if I outright know it, is it guessing?
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Your 27. Love long walks on the beach. And your ideal man is:
(http://tsa.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p1118084reg.jpg)
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50
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Well... I suppose if you know... then that wouldn't be a guess... that would just be knowing.
Lol! Trigger's got it. Right on the money. Kudos Trigger.
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What's wrong with THIS guy?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/bean.jpg)
Mr. Bean, bitches.
Or THIS guy!?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/snowcraftoutfit.jpg)
<_<
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Oh yeah, that last guys hawt. I'd do him, even! Oh. Did I just say that? Anyway, In years of awesome, I'm 42, but in your human years, I'm only 17.
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OH! if we're doing our Awesome age too, then I'm 17 in awesome years. <_<
And if YOU'D do that last guy there Laz, then..... *steamroller'd for thoughts that never occured >_>*
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I'd actually rather do this guy:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/colin_mochrie_props.jpg)
That'd make me rich.
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Oh sure, choose the SUPERIOR Canadian!
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Fine, I'll take Chuck Norris.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/chuck2.jpg)
Or better yet...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/pickcu7vo1ug.gif)
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I'm 14, wanna fight about it?
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Yes, i do.
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Okay...*Uses 1 FInal Creation to God Mode Lazlo out of existence*
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*Doesn't die because Final Creation sucks eggs*
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I dunno who Chuck Norris is.
And that pic took forever to load, but it's funny. HA!
KS is 14? I got the impression he was older, being in the ToE and all.... *shrugs* Shows what I know.
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Me? Older?
Just because I'm an evil dude and all doesn't mean i'm old. I'm one fo the younger people amongst the communtiy, yet older than the youngest ones like PC.
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I'm KS's age. I'm that cool.
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Indeed, we are the cool people, those who disagree will be burned at the stake for defiance.
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I didn't know PM was so young, though. I always thought he was much older.
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PM? Who's that? Protoman, no..... Pirate Cortez, no it lacks the C...
Who're you talking about?
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PM? Eh?
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*has owned you all by being the oldest regular*
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Sorry, typo!!! *whacks self* Pirate Cortez. :oops:
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Jehuty's whacking himself.
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THERE we go. Just call him Cortez, Jaehute. We all do, especially when we blame stuff on him.
@Jehuty: Fap fap fap fap fap......
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Well... I suppose if you know... then that wouldn't be a guess... that would just be knowing.
Lol! Trigger's got it. Right on the money. Kudos Trigger.
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I'm "guessing" that Antha is 4 days older than myself, but the same age... But I'm just "guessing"... >>
@Jehuty: Fap fap fap fap fap......
Where's my nifty little fapping emoticon when you need it?! *shot*
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So she's 34 as well?
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You wanna get catgirlated TWICE tonight, Lazlo?
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So what if I do? Once you get past the horrible slashing and bleeding, it's actually kinda nice.
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:| You wanna be catgirled twice in one night?
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Not really, I was just trying to justify it.
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Jehuty... Catgirled and Catgirlated are two different things.
catgirled: meant for pleasure
catgirlated: Meant for extreme amounts of pain
Best not mix the two up.
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*Pummels Lazlo with catgirl fists of fury*
Antha and I shall reveal our age when we both agree we're done tormenting you. Although most people should know mine anyways cuz' it's been mentioned.
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How is not telling your age torment us? We all know it already. It's kinda obvious.
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LOLOL. I am comfused. And that ain't a typo kiddies.
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I know both Antha's and Jody's age! I can blackmail you! You're at my mercy!
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Or not.
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Catgirlated
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Uhh, Swift, everybody knows that they're *shot*teen.
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Jehuty doesn't, apparently. Do ya, Jaehute? [or does Herb, I'm sure]
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Jody's 15, right?
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Kasai doesn't, either. It's still no secret.
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Is jehuty right? WHO KNOWS!? [who DOESn't though.. uhm..... ARRR-ITEGO!
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I knows!
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*pats your head* Good for you, Laz.
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Man, you guys make me feel old. I'm 18.
Over the hill.
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Judging by the way most of you act, my guess would be that most of you are a bunch of 10-12 year old n00bs. XP
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Pfffft, bullshit.
But just for the comment-
*Kicks Yaminomalex's ass* These people are your superiors, so get respectin'. WE ARE YOUR GODS!!!
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And so on and so forth.
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Jody's right, if you can't see how awesome we are, then maybe you should leave.
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Date rape! >=3
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WTF?
Where did that come from...
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Nah, Yamino's always like that.
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I'm.. >>;
I don't remember. That car accident last week made me forget.
But I am cooler than your mom.
OMG i love that line i'ma hav to use it ! lol i'm 16 or 17 i'm not really sure i'm have to get a birth ticket thing if i even hav one
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ZOMG NO MORE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DO NOT WANT
*Has a seizure*
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WTF?! Where did that come from all of a sudden, Yamino?
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He shouldN'T say things about rape anymore. ;_;
Or I'll go catgirl on his stupid smelly corpse.
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He should say things about rape anymore. ;_;
Or I'll go catgirl on his stupid smelly corpse.
Should? You mean "shouldn't" ..........
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Uhm... Sophih, how can you not know your age?
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Lazlo, she just isn't sure, okay?
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I think there's something sinister afoot. And when evil is afoot, I am justice's shoe!
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If I may explain about Sophih's age... *clears throat*
In the US she's 16, but in Japan she's 17. In Japan they add an extra 9 months to your age.
Tha's why. *bows* This has beena Swift fact. *the more you know...*
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Ah. Yes, Swift. Lead us down the path of enlightenment.
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Sure, Jehuty. Ask and you shall recieve. *waits for a question*
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Why is the sky blue? It's much better as a green color.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/Jehuty/TinyGBD_02.gif)
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Cuz then we'd have the Blue Biker Dude, a total rip off of X. Green is better for the GBD and Blue is better for the sky. NEXT! *rings a bell*
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What's the story behind Antha's name? But, since you won't answer that, howzabout... What's the address of the guy who currently owns Barq's Root Beer?
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123 Fake Street. Or is it 23 Grimauld Place? I wouldn't know. It's unplottable. NEXT! *rings a bell*
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IMPOSHIBIBBLE!!!
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Dear Strong Bad,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Sincerely,
KingSpider
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I'm XDing here!
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Because he's Strongbad and he can.
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Dear strongbad
How is it that you can use the electronic mailing device with gentlemanly sporting gloves on?
That one made me laugh WAY harder.
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i love u (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail9.html)
Fhqwhgads is the best character ever.[/quote]
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Fhqwhgads is better than your kids. Cooler than your dad, too. [but doesn't quite reach Jody.]
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(http://www.thefourthrail.com/images/features/0704/sketchcameronstewart.jpg)
I know, Lazlo. I know.
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I don't know what your'e talking about.
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I don't either.
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So, Professor Swift, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?
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a one, a two, a three. Three.
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Wouldn't know, cuz I never have had a tootsie pop. NEXT! *rings bell*
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Wanna lick my tootsie-pop?
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That is so wrong on so many levels.
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:shock: <= shocked
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Fhqwhgads is better than your kids. Cooler than your dad, too. [but doesn't quite reach Jody.]
Thanks, lol. >^_^<
But uh.. who' this person..?
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Fhqwgads? She's Strongbad's girlfriend! How can you not know this?
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I don't know.. because I'm retarded..?
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Nonesense! Just click here (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail9.html) and you'll get it!
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I swear, if I manage to get another friend, I'm naming her Fhqwgads. I don't care if it's not a game or anime name like all the others.
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No! You can't do it, Swift! Namer her Mrs. Arrow! Or actually, Princia Ramode or Lilly Flyer.
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I think not. Fhqwgads is way better.
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But it's far too obvious...
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And Broom isn't? Kary isn't? Lacus isn't obvious? Thank YOU Lazlo, but Fhqwgads is far less known than Broom. [and Broom's been around longer, both the guy and the backwards talking sweeping tool]
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Actually, Swift, I didn't know what any of those names were from.
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Swiftman: Was high on Megaman 3 at the time of making
Kary: One of the four fiends from Final Fantasy 1
Broom: explained above, from Final Fantasy
Lacus: Gundam Seed manga [I know there's an anime, but I haven't seen it, dammit]
Faris: Take a guess... [FF5]
Garland: First boss in FF1
*EDIT*
How could I forget the best one? v_v
Kagemitsu: Little helper bot in Front Mission Gun Hazrd, known for not saying a word.
Yeah. There's all the references.
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Well I know that now! But when I first came around I didn't.
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My name is actually my real name. Cuz' I'm a loser like that and figured I might as well use my real name if I'm gonna build my legacy in these forums.
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I would have never expected.
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O_O Real name? Are you crazy. That's like the first rule. Who knows what people can do with that information!!!
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Jehuty, there are a lot of people named Jody in America. Mostly old 50 year old ladies. -__-"
Don't worry though, I know ya care, but I promise I won't get kidnapped and killed. ^_~
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Exactly my point!
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Jehuty, no one's going to get kidnapped at TPH.
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>_>
I refuse to give out any info besides my age.
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You're such a Sally, Jehuty. I love it. XD It makes me laugh every time I see you all scared and secretive. Roffle, oh how I love it. XD
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Who wants a roffle waffle?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Superpeaches/Sprites%20and%20game-art/image.gif)
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eBay'd (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5591163987&category=1469&sspagename=rvi:1:1v_home)
Anyway, Jehuty, you actually will be kidnapped, so you can attent TPHcon 2006.
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Who wants a roffle waffle?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Superpeaches/Sprites%20and%20game-art/image.gif)
It's the little things like this that makes Peaches so awesome. Don't ask me why, but that there made me XD very heavily.
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Cybersex? UNPOSSILBE! The Internet is serious business. =)
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The internet is for porn.
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How unfortunately true.
Pr0n sucks though.
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eBay'd (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5591163987&category=1469&sspagename=rvi:1:1v_home)
Anyway, Jehuty, you actually will be kidnapped, so you can attent TPHcon 2006.
no
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Sure, you say that, but we all know that you want it. Bad.
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He doesn't want to meet us.. *Runs away crying*
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It's okay, Jody, he can stay in his freaky little Calafornia, with his Macs, and his... stuff.
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But it won't be complete without Jehuty. ;_;
*Continues crying like a pansy*
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True, it won't. But as long as Swift, Faris, and Trigger come. SY can hang out too, but is not required because he doesn't freaking post enough. POST MORE, SY! POST DAMN YOU!
I'll be your best friend.
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Since you added that 'I'll be your best friend part', I doubt he'll ever post again.
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At least it wasn't "I'll be your special friend."
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Good point.
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Will you be my special friend, Jody? We can go to the park, and throw doughnuts at cops.
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LOL, I'll be your special friend as long as it doesn't involve sexual favors and such. XD
But if we do the before mentioned thing, okay!
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Not special as in favors, but special as in the way those kids that you hit on the head are special.
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Oh them. Gotcha.
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*is left standing in the dark*
What about me, guys?
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*Hands Swift a dozon doughnuts* That's not a metric dozon, you know. 12 whole doughtnuts!
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Why not a bakers dozen? Aren't I invited; lack of sexual favors are my specialty.
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I don't eat very many donuts... they're good I guess...... but not all the time.
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Sure, Peaches, come along, but I dont' have any more doughnuts for you.
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*uses online converter to make an imperial dozen into a metric dozen*
Whee! *munches on vastly overcalculated amount of doughnuts*
(http://www.prism.gatech.edu/~aw181/images/doughnuts.jpg)
(http://efnep.ucdavis.edu/images/EatfitImages/Portion%20Size%20Photos/Desserts,%20Candy,%20Sweets/doughnuts%20copy.jpg)
All these for Swiffy! Wheee!
This is a noble man....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/Make_Doughnuts.jpg)
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I LOVE THAT MAN! Best idea ever. I want that as a bumper sticker. Except that bumper stickers are for nards.
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A bumper sticker for Lazlo, and he doesn't have a car? Where's it gonna go? OOP!
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Umm..Laz has a car. A vary good one at that.
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However I will never put a bumper sticker on it. Seriously, a bumper sticker is like a shortcut that says "I will never hang out with that person."
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Not ones that support Alberta Beef. Best in the world, dammit. Bush, REALIZE THAT!
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You stole that from a comedian, I forget who though...
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That's what makes it funny.
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Who said that though.... was it that white guy with a real calm voice.
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Dude, I dont' remember.
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Jehuty, no one's going to get kidnapped at TPH.
Eggscept me. =(
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Forums and chatrooms are dangerous.
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Forums and chatrooms are dangerous.
Yeah, pedophiles are always lurking in every corner. =(
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Like you, Yamino?
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Not ones that support Alberta Beef. Best in the world, dammit. Bush, REALIZE THAT!
I made that saying up myself. I heard it from no one.
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Yay! Go Swift.
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*goes*
*runs like the Swiftman he is, somehow F-Zero GX music blaring in the background*
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*Chases after Swift in a shopping kart, with a battery powered CD player blazing*
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XD I am rolling on the floor laughing.
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*turns around and dashes for Lazlo, turning up Challenge of the Bloody Chain to drown out your music*
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*leaves*
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*turns up own CD player, that is actually playing the F-Zero GX music that you are listening to, then switches to Austrian Rock Singer Falco's ROCK ME AMADEUS!!*
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*gets Phex's THX sub-woofer system going, blaring MMZ2 Power Bom, the awesomeimity of the THX system not only drowning out your sounds, but is actually destroying your speakers from within due to excessive bass*
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*Get's the father's karaoke sound system to drown out any possible noise your THX sound system may think it's making*
Seriously, we've got speakers that turn whole buildings into vibrotrons.
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It's not MY THX system. It's Phex's. Phex > you. Really, he can only have it turned up to about 1/32 of it's capacity, and even THEN it's overwhelming. And he's not using 2 of the speakers he could be using.
*uses the killer sound system from Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy, sequal book 2 Resturant at the End of the Universe, where they almost have to ban performances with this sound system due to tectonic plate shifting, and blasts out some Du Hast*
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XD, nice. But you apparently don't realise that you practically have to have that sort of sound system for karaoke.
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I wouldn't know, since I've never been to a kareoke before.
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My dad owned a business. WAIT! Why are we trying to drown each other out, when we could work together to blast badass music to everyone in the universe?
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Cuz this is TPH. When we start fighting each other, SOMEhow, the rest of the universe gets involved. *points to own sig*
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It's funny 'cuz it's true.