TPH Forum
General => General => Topic started by: Pirate Cortez on December 07, 2005, 08:18:26 pm
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Why?
TPH has gotten bland in my opinion, and there's not much for me to do now.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!! Whatever, I still see you in other forums.
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Oh no....Bye bye Cortez. Will miss you!
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Seeya bro.
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TPH without someone to blame!?
DOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111oneone
Honestly, it's going to eb hard to point my finger anymore..
Well...here goes one last time...
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU COOOOOOOOOORTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!1111oneoneoneeleven ALL YOUR OENS ARE BELOPNG TO US
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Oens?
Belompd?
You can all start blaming me now if ye want, I'm used to it.
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But 'damn you Calvat' doesnt have the same affect as 'damn you Cortez'
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But 'damn you Calvat' doesnt have the same affect as 'damn you Cortez'
I concur.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU CAAAAAAAAALLLLVAAAAATTTTTTT!
Nope...doesn't work.
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Cortez, you do this "I'm leaving" bullshit all the time.
We don't buy it anymore.
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It'll rub in.
(I meant this post for the "Darmn you Calvat" thing)
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We'll see you in a few days, if even, Cortez!
Lololololololol
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He said he'd leave at EXE.Brothers forum, he hasn't come back, and it's been a week and a half...
...I don't think bro's bluffing.
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Aw nutbunnies. Sorry to see you go.
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he has a point, i dont even know why i haven't left for good
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Because this forum is awesome. I ain't leaving. This is my very first forum.....
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He'll be back. They always come back.
Except NeoMike, that one got away.
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mine too
but look at it
idk maybe its just because everyones so young, back in the day it was just me, protoman, neotheone, swift, and bladegash
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You forgot me. I've been here since the begining of time. You just don't remember it because... I was... uhm. Sidewalk.
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oh god my bad
yea i meant to say him too
gone are the days of snowcraft and drifter and the small, close-knit society. and gone are the days where protoman posted in every thread
big forums suck, and this one isnt even that big.
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True, but we need a more constant mod or something to keep people from going HUGELY off-topic.
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That'll never happen. This forum is weird, it's just too trippy sometimes.
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We'll make it less trippy
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This forum is awesome, there's like alot of posts everytime I come here.
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I've seen people come and go from a lot of places, but Cortez was a lot of fun. Be careful out there, little bro. You'll be missed.
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He's yer bro?
PLOT TWIST!
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No, I don't think so. Cortez is an only child.
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Every male that I deem worthy is my "Bro."[/plottwist]
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Cortez is my brother, Trigger had PC, and then recently they adopted me...out of the blue...for no reason...
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dunnanan anan anananananaan anann nananannanananananaananaana
DU NUNunnnaana anan ana
Baiz.
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Werd.
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Hey, but still PC's my brother and he's awesome.
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Once I rescue my actual brother Tank from that demonic "Yu-Gi-Oh!" forum and he comes to the light side (aka TPH) You'll ALL feel the BURN!!!!!![/color]
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Incest is the best.
Put your brother to the test.
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Man + Man = NO
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Man + Man = NO
I'm a girl, and like hell I'd do my own brother!
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*Charges up the Nuclear Cowbell and nukes Yaminomalex, disentegrating him*
NEVER AGAIN.
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Nicely done.
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How do you dumbasses manage to get up in the morning?
Jesus Fucking Christ Spongebob, It was a pun on my old saying
Incest is the best.
Put your sister to the test.
D:
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How do you wake up, making those kind of puns?
Seriously, though, gay jokes are funny. But that was something even I couldn't play along with.
Because I don't have a brother.
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If you knew some of what's been done to him in the past, you'd have thought twice about that one, I assure you.
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When girl + girl people think it's good.
Guy + guy people don't like.
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Having a little brother is like having a sheild.
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Yep.
Although I'd protect Cortez, unless he's a man and defends the lady.
But he's small and weak, so I doubt it.
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When girl + girl people think it's good.
Guy + guy people don't like.
You'd know that wasn't true if you ever went to the Burger King I went to. So many homoerrotic adventures.
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True, but I have nearly killed to protect this guy. *Not kidding.*
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When girl + girl people think it's good.
Guy + guy people don't like.
You'd know that wasn't true if you ever went to the Burger King I went to. So many homoerrotic adventures.
I wouldn't care, but if two kissed in front of me, I'd turn around.
If they got it on, I'd leave, if they dragged me into it, make a run.
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Having a little brother is like having a sheild.
A dangerous back stabbing shield....
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anyway, Tank's the family member that I'm closest to. He's a brother and best friend in one, and I get pissed immediately if someone says anything like that around him.
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When girl + girl people think it's good.
Guy + guy people don't like.
You'd know that wasn't true if you ever went to the Burger King I went to. So many homoerrotic adventures.
I wouldn't care, but if two kissed in front of me, I'd turn around.
If they got it on, I'd leave, if they dragged me into it, make a run.
Eww, kissing.
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My brother and I DON'T get along well at all. Sure, we may look like we do, but deep down inside, there is a festering seed of bitter anger that lashes out at least 3 times a day.
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I hereby adopt NeoCalculus as my new brother.
...my family's growing!
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Hooray!
Now I shall...something. Uhm....LES PARTAY!!!
*throws scarves into the air and kisses everyone*
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Hooray!
Now I shall...something. Uhm....LES PARTAY!!!
*throws scarves into the air and kisses everyone*
*Kicks you in the groin and runs*
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*activates the newest acquisition to the Byte Cave... the Budweiser Fountain* It's PARTY TIME!!!! P-A-R-T-WHY? Because we GOTTA!
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Last time I went to a party someone got drugged and tried to touch me.
I'll pass.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/skullsign.jpg)
Just thought all a yall should know.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/skullsign.jpg)
Just thought all a yall should know.
Awesome.
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None of that here! Just good ol' fashioned drunkeness and random, meaningless, uncontrollable violence!
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Awesome. *smashes a plate on the ground and tries to stab Lazlo with shard*
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I neally bit someones arm off before, sure?
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I once almost bit a chunk out of someone's arm. I also once threw some kid over a fence. I was a violent youth.
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*plays bongos on Skull's...eh...skull* Yeah, it ain't a party around here unless someone suffers severe head trauma!
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Actually, I have head trauma ye know..
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*tears off my own tibias and ribs and uses them as a xylophone. Also removes own head and hands it to Byte*
Please, don't lose me. I need me back.
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I'll take care of yer Pelvis. (No, not really)
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XD
*accepts skull and proceeds to bongo out *Innagottadavita*
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Cortez, apperntly you're back.
Nice try.
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Cortez, apperntly you're back.
Nice try.
Apparently me and Yamino were the few who actually knew what was going to happen.
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My girl senses fail me.
Well, atleast my bro is back.
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Gee, I wonder why. Oh, no I don't.
Anyway, I couldn't know Cortez was coming back, because I never actually knew he was here in the first place. He never posts...
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Screw that, it's a party!
*blares some Devil's Call In Your Heart, F-Zero X song, from a live band, played by my mechwarrior minions, with speakers to match [speakers bigger than the mechs themselves] and calls up Minion on the Ralcomm*
Hey Min! Can you bring in the transport mech?
:arrow: Uh.... Are you sure the room can handle it?
*looks around* Eh, take out a wall while you're at it, okay?
:arrow: Yessir...... *whistles* TAKE 'ER IN, BOYS!
*huge mech with a flat horizontal back crashes into the room, carrying on it this:
(http://www.brewinwithherb.com/gabf/2000/images/Keg%20Storage.jpg)
This oughta do us a while! *picks up a couple kegs while in Exo Suit, uses cartoon physics to turn them into root beer, then pops out the funnel attachment in Exo Suit, crashes the kegs together to open then, and procedes to drink down*
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Swift....your my hero! party woo! *Steals a few kegs*
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Feista Bigot.
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Fifteen years gone now, I still cling to the petticoat of the girl who died with me.
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I never knew Lazlo was straight. *Shot*
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I never knew what a petticoat was.
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>.>
Who is this person?
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*shoots Skull's head like a basketball, nothing but net, and lands it perfectly on the rest of Skullman's body, thus re-forming him.*
Swfto, you rock! Though, next time, no need for the BYORB, k? My Matter Transmutator can change my beer into anything you want that's food or drink! But remember, friends don't let friends drive root beer drunk!*stabbed*
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Petticoats are for COMMIES!
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*disassembles body and reforms into a self playing Bass Guitar and joins the band*
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hould I say...goodbye Cortez...or welcome back Cortez? >.>
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hould I say...goodbye Cortez...or welcome back Cortez? >.>
Actually, you never got to say goodbye to him.
So you have to say goodbye, if there's going to be a welcome back.
Meaning ye gotta say both! XD