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General => General => Topic started by: Pirate Cortez on December 07, 2005, 08:18:26 pm

Title: Leaving, for good.
Post by: Pirate Cortez on December 07, 2005, 08:18:26 pm
Why?

TPH has gotten bland in my opinion, and there's not much for me to do now.
Title: Leaving, for good.
Post by: Jehuty on December 07, 2005, 08:23:29 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!! Whatever, I still see you in other forums.
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Post by: Kasai Falconi on December 07, 2005, 08:27:02 pm
Oh no....Bye bye Cortez. Will miss you!
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Post by: Calvat on December 07, 2005, 08:31:29 pm
Seeya bro.
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Post by: KS on December 07, 2005, 08:33:42 pm
TPH without someone to blame!?

DOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111oneone

Honestly, it's going to eb hard to point my finger anymore..

Well...here goes one last time...


DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU COOOOOOOOOORTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!1111oneoneoneeleven ALL YOUR OENS ARE BELOPNG TO US
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Post by: Calvat on December 07, 2005, 08:35:04 pm
Oens?

Belompd?

You can all start blaming me now if ye want, I'm used to it.
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Post by: Kasai Falconi on December 07, 2005, 08:38:10 pm
But 'damn you Calvat' doesnt have the same affect as 'damn you Cortez'
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Post by: KS on December 07, 2005, 08:42:02 pm
Quote from: "Kasai Falconi"
But 'damn you Calvat' doesnt have the same affect as 'damn you Cortez'


I concur.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU CAAAAAAAAALLLLVAAAAATTTTTTT!


Nope...doesn't work.
Title: Leaving, for good.
Post by: Yaminomalex on December 07, 2005, 08:43:07 pm
Cortez, you do this "I'm leaving" bullshit all the time.

We don't buy it anymore.
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Post by: Calvat on December 07, 2005, 08:45:26 pm
It'll rub in.

(I meant this post for the "Darmn you Calvat" thing)
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Post by: Superyoshi on December 07, 2005, 08:47:36 pm
We'll see you in a few days, if even, Cortez!

Lololololololol
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Post by: Calvat on December 07, 2005, 08:50:20 pm
He said he'd leave at EXE.Brothers forum, he hasn't come back, and it's been a week and a half...

...I don't think bro's bluffing.
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Post by: praxisilver on December 07, 2005, 08:51:10 pm
Aw nutbunnies. Sorry to see you go.
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Post by: Herb on December 07, 2005, 10:16:07 pm
he has a point, i dont even know why i haven't left for good
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Post by: Jehuty on December 07, 2005, 11:30:34 pm
Because this forum is awesome. I ain't leaving. This is my very first forum.....
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 07, 2005, 11:38:13 pm
He'll be back. They always come back.


Except NeoMike, that one got away.
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Post by: Herb on December 07, 2005, 11:38:51 pm
mine too

but look at it

idk maybe its just because everyones so young, back in the day it was just me, protoman, neotheone, swift, and bladegash
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 07, 2005, 11:42:16 pm
You forgot me. I've been here since the begining of time. You just don't remember it because... I was... uhm. Sidewalk.
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Post by: Herb on December 07, 2005, 11:46:02 pm
oh god my bad

yea i meant to say him too

gone are the days of snowcraft and drifter and the small, close-knit society. and gone are the days where protoman posted in every thread

big forums suck, and this one isnt even that big.
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Post by: Jehuty on December 08, 2005, 12:00:26 am
True, but we need a more constant mod or something to keep people from going HUGELY off-topic.
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Post by: Peaches on December 08, 2005, 12:14:46 am
That'll never happen.  This forum is weird, it's just too trippy sometimes.
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Post by: Jehuty on December 08, 2005, 12:17:09 am
We'll make it less trippy
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Post by: Calvat on December 08, 2005, 01:49:36 am
This forum is awesome, there's like alot of posts everytime I come here.
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 08, 2005, 11:26:01 am
I've seen people come and go from a lot of places, but Cortez was a lot of fun.  Be careful out there, little bro.  You'll be missed.
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Post by: Calvat on December 08, 2005, 11:28:38 am
He's yer bro?

PLOT TWIST!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 08, 2005, 11:29:44 am
No, I don't think so. Cortez is an only child.
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 08, 2005, 11:30:13 am
Every male that I deem worthy is my "Bro."[/plottwist]
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Post by: Calvat on December 08, 2005, 11:33:04 am
Cortez is my brother, Trigger had PC, and then recently they adopted me...out of the blue...for no reason...
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Post by: Yaminomalex on December 08, 2005, 11:33:37 am
dunnanan anan anananananaan anann nananannanananananaananaana

DU NUNunnnaana anan ana

Baiz.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 08, 2005, 11:34:03 am
Werd.
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Post by: Calvat on December 08, 2005, 11:35:29 am
Hey, but still PC's my brother and he's awesome.
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 08, 2005, 11:39:43 am
Once I rescue my actual brother Tank from that demonic "Yu-Gi-Oh!" forum and he comes to the light side (aka TPH) You'll ALL feel the BURN!!!!!![/color]
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Post by: Yaminomalex on December 08, 2005, 11:40:25 am
Incest is the best.

Put your brother to the test.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 08, 2005, 11:41:52 am
Man + Man = NO
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Post by: Calvat on December 08, 2005, 11:42:56 am
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Man + Man = NO


I'm a girl, and like hell I'd do my own brother!
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 08, 2005, 11:43:21 am
*Charges up the Nuclear Cowbell and nukes Yaminomalex, disentegrating him*

NEVER AGAIN.
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Post by: Calvat on December 08, 2005, 11:45:02 am
Nicely done.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on December 08, 2005, 11:45:03 am
How do you dumbasses manage to get up in the morning?

Jesus Fucking Christ Spongebob, It was a pun on my old saying

Quote
Incest is the best.

Put your sister to the test.


D:
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 08, 2005, 11:46:26 am
How do you wake up, making those kind of puns?

Seriously, though, gay jokes are funny. But that was something even I couldn't play along with.





















Because I don't have a brother.
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 08, 2005, 11:46:26 am
If you knew some of what's been done to him in the past, you'd have thought twice about that one, I assure you.
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Post by: Calvat on December 08, 2005, 11:48:41 am
When girl + girl people think it's good.

Guy + guy people don't like.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on December 08, 2005, 11:49:41 am
Having a little brother is like having a sheild.
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Post by: Calvat on December 08, 2005, 11:50:57 am
Yep.

Although I'd protect Cortez, unless he's a man and defends the lady.

But he's small and weak, so I doubt it.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 08, 2005, 11:51:16 am
Quote from: "Calvat 69"
When girl + girl people think it's good.

Guy + guy people don't like.

You'd know that wasn't true if you ever went to the Burger King I went to. So many homoerrotic adventures.
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 08, 2005, 11:51:35 am
True, but I have nearly killed to protect this guy. *Not kidding.*
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Post by: Calvat on December 08, 2005, 11:52:05 am
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Quote from: "Calvat 69"
When girl + girl people think it's good.

Guy + guy people don't like.

You'd know that wasn't true if you ever went to the Burger King I went to. So many homoerrotic adventures.


I wouldn't care, but if two kissed in front of me, I'd turn around.

If they got it on, I'd leave, if they dragged me into it, make a run.
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Post by: NeoCalculus on December 08, 2005, 11:54:11 am
Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
Having a little brother is like having a sheild.


A dangerous back stabbing shield....
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 08, 2005, 11:54:25 am
anyway, Tank's the family member that I'm closest to.  He's a brother and best friend in one, and I get pissed immediately if someone says anything like that around him.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 08, 2005, 11:54:59 am
Quote from: "Calvat 69"
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Quote from: "Calvat 69"
When girl + girl people think it's good.

Guy + guy people don't like.

You'd know that wasn't true if you ever went to the Burger King I went to. So many homoerrotic adventures.


I wouldn't care, but if two kissed in front of me, I'd turn around.

If they got it on, I'd leave, if they dragged me into it, make a run.

Eww, kissing.
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Post by: NeoCalculus on December 08, 2005, 11:55:39 am
My brother and I DON'T get along well at all.  Sure, we may look like we do, but deep down inside, there is a festering seed of bitter anger that lashes out at least 3 times a day.
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 08, 2005, 11:57:02 am
I hereby adopt NeoCalculus as my new brother.

...my family's growing!
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Post by: NeoCalculus on December 08, 2005, 11:58:38 am
Hooray!

Now I shall...something.  Uhm....LES PARTAY!!!

*throws scarves into the air and kisses everyone*
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Post by: Calvat on December 08, 2005, 12:02:36 pm
Quote from: "NeoCalculus"
Hooray!

Now I shall...something.  Uhm....LES PARTAY!!!

*throws scarves into the air and kisses everyone*


*Kicks you in the groin and runs*
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 08, 2005, 12:03:36 pm
*activates the newest acquisition to the Byte Cave... the Budweiser Fountain*  It's PARTY TIME!!!!  P-A-R-T-WHY?  Because we GOTTA!
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Post by: Calvat on December 08, 2005, 12:05:22 pm
Last time I went to a party someone got drugged and tried to touch me.

I'll pass.
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Post by: NeoCalculus on December 08, 2005, 12:05:42 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/skullsign.jpg)

Just thought all a yall should know.
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Post by: Calvat on December 08, 2005, 12:06:12 pm
Quote from: "NeoCalculus"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/skullsign.jpg)

Just thought all a yall should know.


Awesome.
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 08, 2005, 12:06:54 pm
None of that here!  Just good ol' fashioned drunkeness and random, meaningless, uncontrollable violence!
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Post by: NeoCalculus on December 08, 2005, 12:08:47 pm
Awesome.  *smashes a plate on the ground and tries to stab Lazlo with shard*
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Post by: Calvat on December 08, 2005, 12:09:59 pm
I neally bit someones arm off before, sure?
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Post by: NeoCalculus on December 08, 2005, 12:11:00 pm
I once almost bit a chunk out of someone's arm.  I also once threw some kid over a fence.  I was a violent youth.
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 08, 2005, 12:11:55 pm
*plays bongos on Skull's...eh...skull*  Yeah, it ain't a party around here unless someone suffers severe head trauma!
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Post by: Calvat on December 08, 2005, 12:13:15 pm
Actually, I have head trauma ye know..
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Post by: NeoCalculus on December 08, 2005, 12:13:29 pm
*tears off my own tibias and ribs and uses them as a xylophone.  Also removes own head and hands it to Byte*

Please, don't lose me.  I need me back.
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Post by: Calvat on December 08, 2005, 12:15:32 pm
I'll take care of yer Pelvis. (No, not really)
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 08, 2005, 12:23:25 pm
XD

*accepts skull and proceeds to bongo out *Innagottadavita*
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Post by: Yaminomalex on December 08, 2005, 09:50:07 pm
Cortez, apperntly you're back.

Nice try.
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Post by: Superyoshi on December 08, 2005, 09:58:48 pm
Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
Cortez, apperntly you're back.

Nice try.

Apparently me and Yamino were the few who actually knew what was going to happen.
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Post by: Calvat on December 08, 2005, 10:01:13 pm
My girl senses fail me.

Well, atleast my bro is back.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 08, 2005, 10:14:04 pm
Gee, I wonder why. Oh, no I don't.

Anyway, I couldn't know Cortez was coming back, because I never actually knew he was here in the first place. He never posts...
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Post by: Swifto on December 08, 2005, 10:30:59 pm
Screw that, it's a party!

*blares some Devil's Call In Your Heart, F-Zero X song, from a live band, played by my mechwarrior minions, with speakers to match [speakers bigger than the mechs themselves] and calls up Minion on the Ralcomm*

Hey Min! Can you bring in the transport mech?

 :arrow: Uh.... Are you sure the room can handle it?

*looks around* Eh, take out a wall while you're at it, okay?

 :arrow: Yessir...... *whistles* TAKE 'ER IN, BOYS!

*huge mech with a flat horizontal back crashes into the room, carrying on it this:

(http://www.brewinwithherb.com/gabf/2000/images/Keg%20Storage.jpg)

This oughta do us a while! *picks up a couple kegs while in Exo Suit, uses cartoon physics to turn them into root beer, then pops out the funnel attachment in Exo Suit, crashes the kegs together to open then, and procedes to drink down*
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Post by: Kasai Falconi on December 08, 2005, 10:38:34 pm
Swift....your my hero! party woo! *Steals a few kegs*
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Post by: Yaminomalex on December 08, 2005, 11:14:57 pm
Feista Bigot.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 09, 2005, 04:39:22 am
Fifteen years gone now, I still cling to the petticoat of the girl who died with me.
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Post by: Calvat on December 09, 2005, 06:22:11 am
I never knew Lazlo was straight. *Shot*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 09, 2005, 06:43:56 am
I never knew what a petticoat was.
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Post by: Calvat on December 09, 2005, 06:57:04 am
>.>
Who is this person?
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 09, 2005, 08:25:51 am
*shoots Skull's head like a basketball, nothing but net, and lands it perfectly on the rest of Skullman's body, thus re-forming him.*

Swfto, you rock!  Though, next time, no need for the BYORB, k?  My Matter Transmutator can change my beer into anything you want that's food or drink!  But remember, friends don't let friends drive root beer drunk!*stabbed*
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Post by: Yaminomalex on December 09, 2005, 11:32:15 am
Petticoats are for COMMIES!
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Post by: NeoCalculus on December 09, 2005, 11:43:40 am
*disassembles body and reforms into a self playing Bass Guitar and joins the band*
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Post by: Monkeydog on December 10, 2005, 12:41:58 am
hould I say...goodbye Cortez...or welcome back Cortez? >.>
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Post by: Calvat on December 10, 2005, 05:41:05 am
Quote from: "Monkeydog"
hould I say...goodbye Cortez...or welcome back Cortez? >.>


Actually, you never got to say goodbye to him.

So you have to say goodbye, if there's going to be a welcome back.

Meaning ye gotta say both! XD