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« Reply #45 on: October 28, 2005, 11:30:50 pm »
More people appearing at your house randomly to read it. Two, even.

Well, I really did like all your characters, I really did. I considered Kary and Faris friends. But after all these deaths and shit, you have to admit that's a little hard to believe. And if you don't, you're a fucking fruity bastard.

And Jesus. Getting kicked in the neck by a thick shoe is not gonna leave a gaping hole in someone's neck, no matter how much you say it will. It's literally impossible.
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« Reply #46 on: October 28, 2005, 11:47:05 pm »
Maybe it wasn't a straight on kick. Faris did have pretty heavy tread, maybe she snapped his neck, I don't know. I just saw a lot of blood, I left the rest to the police.

And I know that all these deaths are hard to believe. I told Meg what happened, and she said: "You're joking, right?"

So of course it's hard to believe! I would have a hard time myself if I didn't see it with my own eyes.

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« Reply #47 on: October 28, 2005, 11:59:19 pm »
Okay, now, go head call me a retard or whatnot, but i believe swift.
Look, acting as just two poeple can practically kill a man. I know, I've done it. Two years ago, I messed around with a friend on another forum (a dead one, ill give the link too: http://s7.invisionfree.com/deiti and with that link to the site is a forum that is dead, where I was WAR) anyway. I made a second female account, and im going to hell for it. The longer i kept it up the worse it became, I had to stop because posting as two poeple is hard. acting as two poeple is hard. And it would, not only kill, but utteraly destroy someone with 3 or 4 accounts on just one forum. If you think I'm a basterd ok, if you think this isnt good enough, okay, but my god people how long have you known  Swift (I'm talking to the memebers who have been on longer than me and the other newer ones) ?
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« Reply #48 on: October 29, 2005, 12:02:29 am »
Swift is a really old member. The forum was still new when he joined.

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« Reply #49 on: October 29, 2005, 12:05:48 am »
Order of people to stay at TPH, to my knowledge:

1. Protoman
2. Bladegash
3. Herb
4. Me
5. Superyoshi



But I can't be too sure, it was a while ago

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« Reply #50 on: October 29, 2005, 12:11:28 am »
*Gets kicked in the neck*


*Bleeds to death*
















I don't think it actually works like that.

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« Reply #51 on: October 29, 2005, 12:15:58 am »
theneck is also used for something called breathing, and it is possible to get the blod to clot and choke you.

Hmm.. its gotton quiete around here, after i posted.
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« Reply #52 on: October 29, 2005, 06:52:49 am »
First off, Swift said he saw a hole.
From a kick.  I don't give a damn who you are, kicking will NOT put a hole in the neck.  It can snap the neck, yes, but not put a hole in it.  Well, it could if she was wearing those high heels or boots with the pointy fronts, but if she's at home on the comp, why would she be wearing something so uncomfortable?

And from a teenage girl who is on the ground bleeding to death?  Right, so this rapist was just stupid enough to get close enough?  
Tell me Swift, where was she stabbed?  It would take a hole in one of your vital organs to kill you with one little stab, unless your blood doesn't like clotting.  The clothes would act like a sponge, soaking it up and then once it had enough it would dry up and help stop the flow.

So where?  And how does a girl in her death throes manage to aim a kick well enough like that?  Much less with enough force to snap the neck!?  I've seen men over 250 lbs get thrown down onto their necks in a pile driver at my school's wrestling team when the coach was letting us actually wrestle like on TV.  Not a one of them had a snapped neck.  You expect us to believe a teenage girl whose life blood is pouring out of her managed something with more force than that?  I can believe that her adrenaline would give her strength, but it wouldn't be a well aimed kick, and if he was trying to rape her, I doubt his neck was anywhere near her feet.

And that's another thing.  If he wanted her so bad, why not just beat her and rape her like before?  Why kill her?  I honestly doubt he was so stupid as to stab her for not putting out.

And WHY did she let him back into her house?  If he had raped her already.  Why wasn't he locked up?   And if she died while typing that, why aren't there some random characters at the end from her  falling onto the keyboard?  You said unedited, so we already see a lie coming into the light.

And you never did tell us Swift.  So far you've been on the scene of two women dying in rather harsh fashions.  If you really were, the cops would be holding you for questioning.  They would have you on their suspect list by now man.

I'm very sorry to say this, but you're so full of shit that if anyone lights a flame near you all the methane would make you internally combust.

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And Devon...you claimed to see a hole in his neck.  Stop saying now it was snapped.  Changing your story makes it 100% fake ass.
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« Reply #53 on: October 29, 2005, 10:48:08 am »
I SHALL TELL YOU THE STORY VERILY.



IT ALL BEGAN HUNDRERDS OF YEARS AGO WHEN THE SUN FIRST REVOLVED AROUND THE LIFELESS PLANET EARTH.


ONE MILLION SPACE NINJAS APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE!!!


I DEFEATED THEM ALL.



AND THAT IS WHY THE ARTIC CIRCLE IS CLEAN AND SAFE! ALSO WE HAVE EXCELLENT GARBAGE SERVICE.

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« Reply #54 on: October 29, 2005, 10:51:27 am »
And once the space ninja were defeated by NMX, a man named bob came in.
And raped Swift of his virginity.

And Swift went crazy with lust.
ump it up baby!

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« Reply #55 on: October 29, 2005, 11:19:37 am »
OK, this shit's gone on far enough. Time for a intervention.

Call me stupid, call me whatever you want, but this is how I see things.

I've known Swift for the better part of a year by now, and I trust him, and have for a long time. And he's never done anything to destroy my trust before.

I've never once doubted the existance of anyone there with him, with one exception. Though some things were unlikely, I wrote them off as just that, unlikely, but still possible.

There was one person who I did doubt, and that was Minion. Because he was just some guy who Swift called in with some of his posts, then became and actual person. I never believed in minion really. Figured it was just a joke, and ran with it.

But, this is going no where, this is just one big ass war going on, but there's a simple way to solve everything.

Swift, you are going to give me the full names of Faris, Kary, Broom, Minion, Iris, Lacus, and Kag.

You are also going to give me their phone numbers, you are going to give me their adresses ((Or previous ones)).

Because by god, if I can figure out where Jody lives, going off her initials, and somewhere CLOSE to where she lives (which, trust me, have, and can), then I damn well can find these people. And it saves time when I don't have to figure our their adress and phone number if you just give them to me.

The only way to prove they exist, is to prove they exist.

If you do not tell me their names, phone numbers, addresses, THEN I will stop believing you.

I've seen Kary, I've seen Kag, I trust they are real. The others I trusted to be real, but now I need something more then trust alone. Going blind following another only works for alittle while. Trust alone, for something like this, will not be enough to convince me either way.

Because though BOTH sides of this arguement are possible, they're BOTH unlikely.

I refuse to believe Swift is some psycho Canadian doing this for kicks. And I refuse to believe everyone I've talked to...everything I've said to them...Everything I've done for them, has been for one person. Not without being COMPLETELY proven. Simple unlikelyness is not good enough.

And while these occurances are very unlikely, there may have been more happening then we know....Some things, people say are unexplainable...

So, that's the deal, I will get adresses, names, phone numbers, or by God I WILL raise hell finding out on my own.

And no, this will not all be done in one day, unless you guys decide to help me. Because between homework and all this shit going on, I have time for nothing else.

But, that's the deal, your move. If you give me their names, I'll prove they exist. if not...well...
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« Reply #56 on: October 29, 2005, 11:35:38 am »
:roll: He's suuuuuuuuurely going to give you their adresses and real names.

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« Reply #57 on: October 29, 2005, 11:49:24 am »
Drifter.....
Get ready to be extremely disapointed.  And then kick Swift in the nutz.
ump it up baby!

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« Reply #58 on: October 29, 2005, 11:51:48 am »
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Drifter.....
Get ready to be extremely disapointed.  And then kick Swift in the nutz.



I think "Ovaries" would be a more proper word in this case.

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« Reply #59 on: October 29, 2005, 12:08:03 pm »
It's hard to actually hit the ovaries.

Compromize!  You kick him in the uterus and pull out his uvula.
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