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General => General => Topic started by: Swiftman on January 13, 2006, 09:20:34 pm

Title: Draconis....
Post by: Swiftman on January 13, 2006, 09:20:34 pm: HAPPY FREAKIN' 21st BIRTHDAY!

I would host another party for you, but the one I did at ToE has me tuckered out.

Ah, hell, why not?

(http://www.armchairempire.com/images/Reviews/gamecube/mario-party-6/mario-party-6-2.jpg)

Some Mario party 6...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/WeirdChris.jpg)

Some wierded up kid that you can bisect with those serated long swords I gave you earlier on MSN!

Some porn!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/toosexyformyavviecopy.gif)

Oops.... wait, that messed up... ah well, moving on...

(http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000002JOH.08.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

A Pantera album, if you already have it, throw the CD and slice...

(http://www.june3rd.com/images/rewards/renown%20newb.jpg)

The random computer nerd/n00b!

Oh, and some n00b pwning pointers:

(http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/n00b.gif)

One last touch....

(http://bigbluesky.typepad.com/let_there_be_light/images/drink.jpg)

And be sure to do what this next pic tells you to:

(http://www.lifeprint.com/asl101/images-signs/drink.gif)

And since I'm the host, I shall be wearing...

(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lg-more-beer.jpg)

*pops out a can of root beer that has the root scratched off* Here's to another year of tyranny over uneducated keyboard smashers! *takes a very voracious swig*
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Post by: Fate on January 13, 2006, 09:23:54 pm: Happy 21st Draconis. Now you get to drink, not that you couldn't before..
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Post by: Draconis on January 13, 2006, 09:25:27 pm: Ah, drinks, and idiot bashing, my kind of party. Thanks, Swift.

*proceeds to drink from a bottle of tequila.*
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Post by: Swiftman on January 13, 2006, 09:25:49 pm: If he was in Canada he could have been drinking for 3 years already! Legally, too!

Also, this party ain't free. Someone's gonna have to pick up the tab, and since I naturally don't have any money, we must decide.

*takes out his Predator plasma pistol*

We shall decide with a round of Russian Roulette!

Unless someone volunteers....
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Post by: Yaminomalex on January 13, 2006, 09:26:03 pm: FEISTA BIGOT
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Post by: Fate on January 13, 2006, 09:28:28 pm: Oh it's Smirnoff, I completely missed that.

.. Drink Responsibly.
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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on January 13, 2006, 10:23:30 pm: I volunteer! *shoots everyone in the room except Swiftman, CJ, and Draconis*

...uhhhhhh, whoops. ^_^;;
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Post by: Fate on January 13, 2006, 10:24:51 pm: *holds his arm and glares* Damnit Yami, I'll make you wish you hadn't done that.

*spikes yami's ..energy drink*
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Post by: Draconis on January 13, 2006, 11:31:36 pm: That Yami, always a riot.
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Post by: Jehuty on January 13, 2006, 11:32:43 pm: 21? Oooooolllldddd. Nah, I'm kidding. Happy B-Day.
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Post by: Superyoshi on January 13, 2006, 11:33:09 pm: Happy b-day man. Especially happy 21. And when the hell did you join J&R? You only posted once. I noticed it cause you're on the birthday list for today.
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Post by: Draconis on January 14, 2006, 12:13:28 am: ^Retrojape got me to register. As soon as I get my cable connection back, I'll make a full return, until then, I may pop in every once in a while.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on January 14, 2006, 12:13:43 am: Minnie Mouse dresses like a fucking slut!
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Post by: Swiftman on January 14, 2006, 01:45:56 am: *stumbles into the room, acting wasted*

Woah, man.... This party is so rawkin', the tables are stretched! Now THAT *swings dangerously* is a good party.

Oh that's right! *instantly sober* I flew in a new sound system. *turns and yells* BRING 'ER IN, MIN!

:arrow: *a Loader mech comes in, carrying a large cardboard box*

*points* Put it over in the corner, Min.

:arrow: *stomps over to the corner and sets down the large cardboard box down*

Done! Here we GOOOOOOOO! *takes out a flare gun and fires at the box, burning the cardboard away to reveal......

(http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/soundsystem.jpg)

And nooooooooowwwwww....... IT'S SONG REQUEST TIME! *in the meantime plays Juggernaut's theme from Marvel Super Heroes*
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Post by: jv2k on January 14, 2006, 09:28:43 am: Happy birthday, I'll give you the same advice I was given when I turn 21 in the future.
Beware the chimpanzee, it may look almost human but if you get too drunk and wake up with it the next day, it'll never leave.
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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on January 14, 2006, 04:56:30 pm: *sobs*

What's your problem NOW?

*points at the hugeass soundsystem* It's...just so beautiful...! HEY! Can that thing play "SuperBeast" by Rob Zombie!

(Uh-oh...)
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Post by: Swiftman on January 14, 2006, 06:05:10 pm: (uh oh indeed.....)

No problem, Yami! *hooks the Sound System to his lappy, with all sorts of songs and bittorrent on it, so he quickly finds Superbeast, and it soon plays*

*at max volume*

*thus causing the surrounding area for 3 miles to shake uncontrollably*

*but doesn't stop playing the song*
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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on January 15, 2006, 03:45:20 pm: YOSH XD
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Post by: Kasai Falconi on January 15, 2006, 08:40:04 pm: Happy 21st Draconis Sorry its late but I just got back from the fair. so happy late birthday!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on January 15, 2006, 10:15:17 pm: Quote from: "Swiftman"
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lg-more-beer.jpg)

Unix? Swift... I thought you were a DOS man...
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Post by: Swiftman on January 15, 2006, 10:38:07 pm: Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Quote from: "Swiftman"
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lg-more-beer.jpg)

Unix? Swift... I thought you were a DOS man...

And where am I gonna find a DOS beer shirt? Root beer would be better....
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on January 15, 2006, 10:50:59 pm: Make your own.

C:\>CD \PUB
C:>MOREBEER.EXE
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Post by: Swiftman on January 15, 2006, 10:52:26 pm: Good, I approve.

Now make that into some fancy font, and paste it onto a blank T-shirt. Then I can wear that as my avatar, all around the place! That would be splendid!
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Post by: Yaminomalex on January 15, 2006, 10:55:47 pm: Is that boy correct with the words that he said just a second ago that what is happening right now is that which he has pointed out?

MAKES LUAGHS.