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General => General => Topic started by: Swiftman on August 30, 2005, 12:59:50 am

Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Swiftman on August 30, 2005, 12:59:50 am: Yes, I'm in a forum game mood this week.

Here is how it works.
The first person wishes for something.
Person #2 destroys the wish then wishes for something of his own. Rinse, recycle.
IE:
P1: I wish I had a cookie
P2: I eat your cookie before you get it! I wish I had a new computer
P3: I make a pwoersurge destroy the hardware!

I'll start.

I wish I had money.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Trigger on August 30, 2005, 01:04:22 am: You get robbed before getting the money first hand.

I wish I had the technilogical knowledge to carry out my plans of world domination.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Swiftman on August 30, 2005, 01:30:50 am: Takes over the world first, before you can. HA!

I wish my internet went about 8x faster. At least that.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Bladegash on August 30, 2005, 08:54:14 am: I kidnapped X so your internet is only 8 faster.

I wish for pie.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: NeoCalculus on August 30, 2005, 10:32:29 am: Turns pie into rabbid weasles who then latch onto your face.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Yaminomalex on August 30, 2005, 11:00:57 am: I EAT j00!!

I wish I had magic powers..... =(
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: NeoCalculus on August 30, 2005, 11:02:45 am: Kills you. NO MAGIC FRO YOU!!!!

I wish I wish I wish I was a fish.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Jehuty on August 30, 2005, 11:39:13 am: Eats Skull the second he turns into a fish.

I wish I had 5 stomachs.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Yaminomalex on August 30, 2005, 11:45:19 am: Quote from: "Jehuty"
Eats Skull the second he turns into a fish.

I wish I had 5 stomachs.

Than you'd be MORE of a cow.

I wish I was the masta.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: NeoCalculus on August 30, 2005, 11:45:19 am: Turns Jehuty into a cow.
Melts that guy above me into a puddle.

I wish I could think of a better wish.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Yaminomalex on August 30, 2005, 11:50:37 am: Quote from: "NeoCalculus"
Turns Jehuty into a cow.
Melts that guy above me into a puddle.

I wish I could think of a better wish.

KWTFBBQOFG??? O_o

:shock: :shock: MAWELP????

But then I wish I could wish a better wis to wished by the wish you just wished.

PENALTY GAME!!!!!!!!!

SLAMWITCHNESS LAWL I PWN3D J00 ALL.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: NeoCalculus on August 30, 2005, 12:03:07 pm: ....I'm not sure what the hell is going on, so, YOUR WISH DOTH NOT COME TRUE!! DENIED!!!!! OH SNAP!!!!

I wish I knew what the hell that post above me was about.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Jehuty on August 30, 2005, 12:05:05 pm: *Doesn't help Skull in explaining what the heck the above post was about*

I wish my Sister was a giant marshmallow. :(
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: NeoCalculus on August 30, 2005, 12:06:38 pm: Why? So you could eat her? ZOMG!!! *calls police* JEHUTY IS AN INCEST MONKEY!!! HELP!!!!

I wish that the next person who posts gets a nice big juicy burger.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Jehuty on August 30, 2005, 12:12:17 pm: *post*

Now do I get a juicy burger? ^_^

I wish I had a giant doggy.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: NeoCalculus on August 30, 2005, 12:12:57 pm: Giant doggy kills Jehuty

I wish Jehuty would come back to life.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Jehuty on August 30, 2005, 12:14:04 pm: K, I'm back.

I wish I had my own Pac-Man.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: NeoCalculus on August 30, 2005, 12:18:48 pm: Pac-Man eats Jehuty

I wish I could make ghosts turn blue.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Jehuty on August 30, 2005, 01:17:09 pm: Dancing GBD pwns J00!!1 And the blue ghost too because they're not green. ^_^

I wish I was an admin...
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Trigger on August 30, 2005, 05:04:06 pm: You suck as admin and I replace you.

I wish that there was no such thing as school!!
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Jehuty on August 30, 2005, 05:24:49 pm: Quote from: "Trigger"
You suck as admin and I replace you.

I wish that there was no such thing as school!!

Ouch, >_< Ya big meanie. *turns Trigger into a giant marshmallow*

I wish for an infinite supply of elephants so I can run people over.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: NeoCalculus on August 30, 2005, 05:58:01 pm: *drops a mouse, who then chases the elephants away*

I wish I had a 1-up mushroom.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Trigger on August 30, 2005, 05:59:29 pm: The 1-Up turns out to be a poisen mushroom.

(At Jehuty, before Skulls post, cause I'm bored)

The elephants are anoraxic and retarded, one falls on you and you die.

I wish I was the King of sweden!
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: NeoCalculus on August 30, 2005, 06:06:45 pm: Granted, Sweden sucks anyway *shot*

I wish I could make a face like this -------> ^_^ (ITS IMPOSSIBLE)
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Jehuty on August 30, 2005, 06:07:50 pm: You can't cuz I'm the king of Sweden, fool.

I wish I had a hat.

Edit: Damn, Skull beat me to it!
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Trigger on August 30, 2005, 06:49:03 pm: The hat is too big for your head.

I wish I had my own planet of catgirls.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: NeoCalculus on August 30, 2005, 07:09:20 pm: *turns catgirls into zombiegirls* Granted.

I wish I had a totally kickass top hat.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Trigger on August 30, 2005, 07:55:18 pm: You stole it from THE MERCHANT, who then blows your ass up with the Infinite Rocket Launcher.

I wish The Green Biker Dude didn't die, and is now the hero of the X series. (ANYONE who denies that wish, is a dirty commie)
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Superyoshi on August 30, 2005, 08:17:02 pm: <Fidel Castro>Every time you play X2, he dies. You cant change that, it's like changing the fact that Count Chocula kicks ass.</Fidel Castro>

I wish Sonic games didn't suck anymore.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 30, 2005, 09:43:35 pm: *Wipes all memory of Sonic from the earth, but not Mars*

I wish my wishes would come true.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Trigger on August 30, 2005, 09:48:55 pm: All your crappy wishes end up killing you before you can wish for the best things.

I wish.....
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 30, 2005, 09:50:19 pm: Pac-Man comes in and eats your dots.

I wish I was a bajillion feets tall.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: NeoCalculus on August 30, 2005, 11:17:31 pm: *you hit your head on the moon, then die*

I wish :P
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Jehuty on August 30, 2005, 11:25:03 pm: You explode because you didn't say what you would wish for.

I wish I had a pet gummy bear.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: NeoCalculus on August 30, 2005, 11:26:56 pm: Pet gummy bear eats you.

I said that I wish for :P . Is it that hard to understand?
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 30, 2005, 11:27:28 pm: You devour said gummy bear and feel guilty for it for the rest of your life and then some.

I wish I didn't do what I just did...
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Trigger on August 30, 2005, 11:30:10 pm: Your gonna wish even more cause your spending the rest of your life in jail, with bubba, bitch!!

I wish magic was real.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 30, 2005, 11:31:48 pm: Magic becomes real and someone uses it to make magic go away. Also, your penis shrinks due to the spell.

I wish I had more Dr Pepper.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Jehuty on August 30, 2005, 11:32:56 pm: Dr. Pepper disappears forever.

I wish I could fit a rocket launcher in my pocket.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Trigger on August 30, 2005, 11:35:49 pm: You lose all extra 'equipment' to make room for it.

I wish that bandaids were fucking metal!!
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 31, 2005, 12:04:41 am: Bandaids rust up, giving you GINGIVITUS for some reason.

I wish my foot didn't itch.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Trigger on August 31, 2005, 12:07:55 am: Your foot get's cut off with a machette.

I wish Lazlo was no longer a womanizer.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 31, 2005, 12:25:48 am: Lazlo becomes gay and starts doing those terrible things to you

I really wish that didn't just happen. >.<
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Jehuty on August 31, 2005, 12:27:18 am: It did happen.

I wish I had my own pair of fuzzy dice :(
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 31, 2005, 12:28:04 am: Your nards turn in to fuzzy dice. But now you can't have babies.

I still wish Trigger's wish didn't come true.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Jehuty on August 31, 2005, 12:29:26 am: You decide to do it again.

I wish I had a panda.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 31, 2005, 12:35:04 am: The panda eats your fuzzy dice.

I wish Jehuty wouldn't respond to this post.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Jehuty on August 31, 2005, 12:36:42 am: I do respond.

I wish for a copy of Star Fox for the SNES.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 31, 2005, 12:38:46 am: You get one, but it doesn't work, and your SNES explodes. Along with your computer. And your PS2.

I wish I had some *shot*
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Trigger on August 31, 2005, 12:51:10 am: You have to be funny to get *shot* therefore never get any.

I wish Lazlo was a monkey!!
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 31, 2005, 12:51:59 am: Lazlo turns into a monkie, but keeps doing the... *shudders* things he was doing to you before.

I wish I never posted in this thread...
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Yaminomalex on August 31, 2005, 11:25:42 am: Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Lazlo turns into a monkie, but keeps doing the... *shudders* things he was doing to you before.

I wish I never posted in this thread...

But if you wished you never had made the wish to post in this thread than you couldn't have wished for the wish of making the........................

I wish I didn't have a headache right now. =(
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: NeoCalculus on August 31, 2005, 11:26:29 am: Your head a'splode.

I wish TROGDOR!!!!!!!
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 31, 2005, 05:01:01 pm: Trogdor burninates you. But you saw that coming, huh?

I wish my sandwitch was bigger :(
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Trigger on August 31, 2005, 05:04:18 pm: The sandwhich is too big. You eat too much, and your stomache explodes and you die.

I wish I had some more pizza rolls.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 31, 2005, 05:23:31 pm: Pizza rolls fly at you destroying your body.

I wish Roll were here.*shot*
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/roll.gif)
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Trigger on August 31, 2005, 05:58:23 pm: She is. She saw you looking at her panties, and Buster's your face off.

I wish I didn't suck at drawing.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 31, 2005, 06:00:12 pm: You become so good a drawing that someone steals your right hand, and now you can't mast-*shot* draw.

I wish my face looked like this :?: so I could call myself The Riddler.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Trigger on August 31, 2005, 06:06:43 pm: It is. You can no longer see, hear, or breath. You sufficate and die.

I wish I was BATMAN!!
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 31, 2005, 06:15:46 pm: The Joker kills you instantly.

I wish I was Captain Falcon!
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Jehuty on August 31, 2005, 06:17:47 pm: The real Captain Falcon comes and Falcon punches you in the face.

I wish the Revolution would come out tomorrow.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 31, 2005, 06:29:38 pm: The Revolution comes out tomorrow, and the world's economy crashes due to sheer awesomeoness.

I wish I could really race in the F-Zero GP.
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Post by: Jehuty on August 31, 2005, 06:32:56 pm: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/Jehuty/fzero_suck.png)

I wish for an end to world hunger. ^_^
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 31, 2005, 06:36:07 pm: (http://www.snopes.com/sources/cokelore/graphics/buycoke.jpg)
You bankrupt yourself buying Coke for everyone, and you die of hunger.

I wish I could buy myself a Dr Pepper big enough to feed the world.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Jehuty on August 31, 2005, 06:58:46 pm: You drown everybody in Dr. Pepper.

I wish for a end to all bad soda drinks.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 31, 2005, 07:00:46 pm: Damn... I can't think of a way to ruin a world of only Coke, A&W and Dr Pepper...

I wishI could have ruined Jehuty's wish.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Trigger on August 31, 2005, 08:09:04 pm: You did. All the BAD soda drinks are now hoorible, and every dies trying to drink them.

I wish I had a Forest Fort.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 31, 2005, 08:12:41 pm: Your forest fort burns down, and you die a horrible death. Along with that damn dog of Forte's. Just for the pun.

I wish I could teleport to the moon! No, wait! To Mars! Err.. no, to Mexico!
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Trigger on August 31, 2005, 08:14:27 pm: You go to Mexico. You decide you have to use the bathroom REALLY bad, so you go into a river while standing in it. A parasitic worm crawls into your Johnny and you have to get it cut off.

I wish that toturing Lazlo wasn't so fun. NYAHAHAH!
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 31, 2005, 08:18:20 pm: For torturing Lazlo a Candiru manifests in your magic stick and you have to get it cut off too (wish ruined, and it came true!)

I wish AOL CDs were explosive.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Trigger on August 31, 2005, 08:21:19 pm: Wish granted. unfortionitly, your sister decided to instal it on the computer for some reason, and left in it the CD tray. yoru computer blows up with the CD.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 31, 2005, 08:30:57 pm: You decide to wish for a super sexy body, but only gay men want you now.

I wish I was a total nard. :P
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Trigger on August 31, 2005, 08:35:38 pm: You can't wish for that, it's already true. *shot*

I wish lazlo had betetr wishes.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 31, 2005, 08:38:24 pm: Lazlo wishes you out of existance, via a series of wishes that can't go wrong.

Now I wish Trigger were back.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Trigger on August 31, 2005, 08:45:58 pm: He's back. But is now in a random bad mood, and is now leaving of his own will.

I wish for peace and quiet.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Jehuty on August 31, 2005, 08:49:40 pm: Throws a rabid squirrel at Trigger. Exploding Rabid squirrels that give you pink eye.

I wish I was an airplane.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 31, 2005, 09:21:47 pm: You turn into a WWII bomber, and get shot down on your first mission.

I wish Jehuty a'sploded.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Jehuty on August 31, 2005, 09:26:34 pm: I do.

All my blood and guts fall on top of Lazlo and then Lazlo aplodes.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 31, 2005, 09:41:17 pm: You didn't make a wish, so I win, and this thread decays into retardism.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Yaminomalex on August 31, 2005, 10:45:50 pm: (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/Yaminomalex/deadtopic3ux.jpg)
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: NeoCalculus on August 31, 2005, 11:55:55 pm: You need to just die already.

I wish alex (that guy up there)^*points*^ would jump off a bridge and die.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 01, 2005, 11:00:48 am: Quote from: "NeoCalculus"
You need to just die already.

I wish alex (that guy up there)^*points*^ would jump off a bridge and die.

WISH NOT GRANTED TWICE
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 01, 2005, 04:45:18 pm: I'll grant you. *hits Yamino with a club that has a nail sticking out of it.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: KingSpider on September 01, 2005, 05:31:16 pm: *hits reset button*

I wish I was more evil
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Jehuty on September 01, 2005, 05:38:49 pm: You become really evil, but this causes you to asplode for some reason.

I wish I had a mario bobblehead.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: KingSpider on September 01, 2005, 05:52:19 pm: A mario boblehead arrive sat your front door, along with a hired massacre dude

I wihs I could be rich and stuff
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Jehuty on September 01, 2005, 05:56:31 pm: A big stack of money falls on your head and you die.

I wish Capcom would make a GOOD Megaman game this year.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: KingSpider on September 01, 2005, 05:58:21 pm: Capcom makes the game, but only sells 1 copy and that copy is somehow destroyed and then the backups for that are destroyed forever and it beocmes impossible to recreate

I wish my wihes wouldn't be unwished
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 01, 2005, 08:00:39 pm: Too bad bitch.

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Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 01, 2005, 08:02:44 pm: You get some ham, but it's green ham, which we all know is some nasty shit that gives you terrible gas, and you explode.

I wish I had an iron burrito.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 01, 2005, 08:07:45 pm: Done. Now what? Ya gonna eat it?

I wish my TV worked.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Trigger on September 01, 2005, 08:11:53 pm: It does, but the only channel it get's is C-Span

I wish this wish didn't suck.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 01, 2005, 08:12:09 pm: (Yes, I am going to eat it!)It does work, but then you can't afford to pay for electricity and your house is reposesed.

I wish my car had a radio :(
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 01, 2005, 08:13:57 pm: You get a radio, but then some guy steals it. What? You were expecting something worse?

I wish I had a prehensil monkey tail so I could grab things with my monkey tail.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 01, 2005, 08:19:20 pm: Quote from: "NeoCalculus"
You get a radio, but then some guy steals it. What? You were expecting something worse?

I wish I had a prehensil monkey tail so I could grab things with my monkey tail.

But Then the ladies would grope your ass off. D=

I wish I wasn't so hairy.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 01, 2005, 08:22:52 pm: You go completely bold. (Yes, bold)
(and besides, what is wrong with the ladies wanting a little Skull action, they know they want it, they are just to shy to ask)

I wish that I wouldn't get replaced by a liver doppleganger.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 01, 2005, 08:26:42 pm: You don't, but since you're still around someone assassinates you.

I wish TPH was a real place(anyone who messes up this wish can go to hell)
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 01, 2005, 08:28:20 pm: Then suddenly *goes to hell*

I wish for Lazlo's wish.
Title: Ruin a wish!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 01, 2005, 08:29:31 pm: Since you didn't specify which wish, you end up going to Mexico and getting a Candiru.

I wish my peni-foot was a thousand times bigger than the moon.