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General => General => Topic started by: Lazlo Falconi on August 06, 2005, 01:09:00 am
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Once upon a time there was a cowboy named Texas Bob.
Texas Bob lived in St. Louis Missouri, where the big arch is.
Texas Bob had lived in St. Louis Missouri all his life.
And in fact, he had never been anywhere but...St. Louis Missouri.
People would stop Texas Bob on the street and say:
"Hey, Texas Bob, how come you're not called St. Louis Bob?"
And Texas Bob would answer:
"Tarnation! There's a snake in my boots!" or...
"Jumping Jehosafat! I just fell on a cactus dagnabit!"
Texas Bob worked in a shoe factory.
He lived with his dog, Texas Ernie.
Everyday there was a new adventure.
It's like that in St. Louis Missouri.
The end.
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What? Ummm..... nice story........
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Deccus looked at the confused boy with skepticism.
"Uh... I don't know who you are, but why did you just embarress yourself in the middle of the entrance hall?"
Falconi looked around. He was standing beside the fountain in the entrance hall inside of the Academy. Many other rookies his age looked at him funny, some pointing and sneering, others openly laughing.
Deccus stood over Falconi, in all his Valiant glory. Falconi shunned under his might, quite intimidated by the huge snowthrower Deccus had his hand in and the shield strapped to his other arm. His size was quite large for someone his age, though one never usually noticed, since he was young for someone of his status and reputation.
"Um... Sorry I disturbed you, Deccus. I'll... Uh.... Go now." Falconi pointed to the dorm stairway and ran up them.
Deccus watched him run and shrugged. "Good thing he left before Fleck came." Deccus turned for the Academy doors and he exited into the bright sunlight outside.
Oh, to be back in those days... Deccus thought to himself. To not have to worry about nearly dieing in combat, to not have to worry about saving cities, fighting for real, hurting people because you have no choice, just fighting, fighting fighting....
Deccus felt a tear run down his cheek. He quickly wiped it before it froze. He was tired of all the fighting. He didn't want to have to fight the Howler's, he didn't enjoy all of the violence. He just wanted to be a cook. But the General didn't allow it....
Thinking about going and seeing Delia, Deccus went to the Vahal gate and said the master password. The doors opened, and he left the city. For how long, he didn't know.....
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haha what an awesome way to diss someone nicely using symbolism
and, dying is spelled wrong
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You have unappropriately portrayed my character...
I once had a beautiful sandwich, oh man, I'm talking hey! It was made with fresh beef baloney that mom bought yesterday! It had butter and American cheese on white bread. Boy oh boy! Slab a little brown mustard on top and buddy you're full of joy! Ba bum bum bum bum... Somebody stole my baloney sandwich on the bus to school. Ba bum bum bum bum.... Was it Bob or Billy or Fred, Oh buddy those boys are cruel. There's just... Wait a minute, I'm sitting on it. Oh man! I'm sorry sandwich!
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bologna* In case you wanted to know. I liked the story of Texas Bob. If we're going to be editing people's stories, we'll need very large red markers and some basic English classes. But does it really matter so much? Swift makes gobs of adjective/verb confuzzles, but the ability to tell a story, including one about a sandwhich, transcends grammar! Well... sometimes.
Zaijian,
Tiger
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How can you NOT know how to spell bologna? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!
*Singsong voice*
MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME, IT'S O-S-C-A-R!!
MY BOLOGNA HAS A SECOND NAME, IT'S M-A-Y-E-R
OH, I LOVE TO EAT IT EVERY DAY,
AND IF YOU ASK ME WHY I'LL SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY...
CUZ' OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY WITH B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!
^True story.
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*sniff* That was beautiful, Jody.
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Green Biker Dude, ridin' his bike, YEAH!
Green Biker Dude, goin' real fast, YEAH!
Green Biker Dude, popin' a wheelie, YEAH!
Green Biker Dude, being shot, OHNOES!
Now he's dead, he got hit in the head, with a beam of dred...
But now thatnks to Subtank, he lives again!
Green Biker Dude, ridin' his bike, YEAH!
Green Biker Dude, goin' real fast, YEAH!
Green Biker Dude, popin' a wheelie, YEAH!
AAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNN!!!!!!
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Gotta get started on my new movie. I was thinking about doing something about TGBD.
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Actually, I do know how to spell bologna, I know all of the Oscar Mayer songs by heart. I just copied and pasted thsoe stories from this site (http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/4011/brak.html)
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(Lazlo speaks de lies.)
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(no, he doesn't)
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Why are you people talking about yourselves in third person. It's really weird. (Jehuty is the best) Ahem.
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(Because Lazlo and Jody have nothing better to do. Well, Jody might)
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(SAS WANTS CHOCOLATE!)
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(Lazlo'd like some too)
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Fools! All chocolate belongs to the great Jehuty!!!
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*steals Jehuty's chocolate*
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NOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!! The chocolate is mine!!! You thief!!!
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*steals chocolate and eats it*
NYAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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Gosh, I sounded like NMX for a second....
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No you didn't, don't worry.
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Your callsign speaks for itself, Jaehute. I will grant you the callsign of the year awardm once 2005 ends.
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SAS GETS NO CHOCOLATE. *Gives everyone chocolate besides Trig*
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Squee! *takes chocolate and eats like squirrel*
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You know it's because he's getting... better things. Oh wells *eats chocolate*
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:roll:
Or is he...? *Maniac laugh*
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*eats chocolate, reading The Outsiders*
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There was A Guy Called Calvat
He Never Revealed His Appearence
He Never Told His Name
Now He's Going Shank you
*SHANK!*
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How very emo-ish of you Calvat! Thank you for that lovely serenade. *Dodges shanking*
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*is shanked* Shows what you know, I've grown an immunity.
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Green Biker Dude, ridin' his bike, YEAH!
Green Biker Dude, goin' real fast, YEAH!
Green Biker Dude, popin' a wheelie, YEAH!
Green Biker Dude, being shot, OHNOES!
Now he's dead, he got hit in the head, with a beam of dred...
But now thatnks to Subtank, he lives again!
Green Biker Dude, ridin' his bike, YEAH!
Green Biker Dude, goin' real fast, YEAH!
Green Biker Dude, popin' a wheelie, YEAH!
AAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNN!!!!!!
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Wow! pretty old topic that was just brought back up.
Who is "ok" anyway? Why respond to this post so late? Will "ok" strike again? Will Frieza get a less retarded name?
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z
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::sunglasses flash:: Oh my, what's this? Someone digging up old dirt? We can't have that now can we....
Tiger
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::sunglasses flash:: Oh my, what's this? Someone digging up old dirt? We can't have that now can we....
Tiger
some "ok" character did. Why he/she did, I have no earthly idea.
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Tiger's back?
No way.
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I joined this forum too late to know his identity, so Hello, nice to meet you!
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Tiger's back?
No way.
I am indeed returned. It's a long story, as you might expect. I don't know how I'll find the time to catch up. Tell me...
IS IT WORTH IT!? ::evil grin:: I have a Customized Marauder IIC Mecha that is willing to go double or nothing against you. Where is Lazlo and his humor, Swift and his marred innocence, Trigger and his shankery, Jody the pr0n star.... Silliness aside, are the old barflies still alive?
Tiger
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(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/2337/11399206405295zp.jpg)
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(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/2337/11399206405295zp.jpg)
funny funny
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Tiger's back?
No way.
I am indeed returned. It's a long story, as you might expect. I don't know how I'll find the time to catch up. Tell me...
IS IT WORTH IT!? ::evil grin:: I have a Customized Marauder IIC Mecha that is willing to go double or nothing against you. Where is Lazlo and his humor, Swift and his marred innocence, Trigger and his shankery, Jody the pr0n star.... Silliness aside, are the old barflies still alive?
Tiger
Um...... they all left.
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I seen Lazlo a bit though. Seriously, Swiftman and Lazlo left?
I know the others did, but those guys?
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Well, Swiftman said he left, dunno about Lazlo.
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I haven't seen him on MSN in the past week or so, maybe two. Dunno what happened to him.
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It sure seems like it.
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IS IT WORTH IT!? ::evil grin:: I have a Customized Marauder IIC Mecha that is willing to go double or nothing against you. Where is Lazlo and his humor, Swift and his marred innocence, Trigger and his shankery, Jody the pr0n star.... Silliness aside, are the old barflies still alive?
Tiger
Hey-lo, Tiger. I've heard much about you from Swifto. Here's a bit of a rundown on the old crowd:
Trigger / Drifter are MIA
Jody is meandering somewhere around the Undernet
Lazlo and Swiftman are both regulars at my site: http://s15.invisionfree.com/CJMErl_Adventures
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Tiger?! Dude! I was wondering where you are! Get in touch with me via email, duder, you'll get a reply much faster.
PS: MYNAME@gmail.com
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WOAH
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TIGER'S BACK!
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AWESOME
VERY EYS
YES
WHATEVER
TIGGER!
TIGER
I CAN"T BACKSPACE OR LET GO OF SHIFT
GET TO CJF< THE FORUM THAT CJMERL PLUGGED A LITTLE UPPER THERE< IT"S THE CURRENT COOL KID RESIDENCE
PLZ
YAHAT! IT"S TIGER!!!!!
In case you can't tell, I'm very happy at this moment.
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*coughs*
Henyways, if you wish to contact me Tiger, a PM at CJF is the fastest, followed by an email. Then maybe a PM at ToE, though the only PM I got there was an insult from Zalb.... He did poorly at that.......
Um.
Jes' so ya know, that mech fetish is still there, and the Pyro-GX is still kickin' ass! Them blueprints you got me of them helped IMMENSLY, thanks a bunch, man. [yes, I still remember that. I remember lots, stuff that I choose to anyways.I think.]
If you have msn, WELL.
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WOAH
H
O
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Y
F
U
C
K
TIGER'S BACK!
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AWESOME
VERY EYS
YES
WHATEVER
TIGGER!
TIGER
I CAN"T BACKSPACE OR LET GO OF SHIFT
GET TO CJF< THE FORUM THAT CJMERL PLUGGED A LITTLE UPPER THERE< IT"S THE CURRENT COOL KID RESIDENCE
PLZ
YAHAT! IT"S TIGER!!!!!
In case you can't tell, I'm very happy at this moment.
Nice use of vertical letters
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WOAH
H
O
L
Y
F
U
C
K
TIGER'S BACK!
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AWESOME
VERY EYS
YES
WHATEVER
TIGGER!
TIGER
I CAN"T BACKSPACE OR LET GO OF SHIFT
GET TO CJF< THE FORUM THAT CJMERL PLUGGED A LITTLE UPPER THERE< IT"S THE CURRENT COOL KID RESIDENCE
PLZ
YAHAT! IT"S TIGER!!!!!
In case you can't tell, I'm very happy at this moment.
Nice use of vertical letters
Nice use of your mom.
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WOAH
H
O
L
Y
F
U
C
K
TIGER'S BACK!
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AWESOME
VERY EYS
YES
WHATEVER
TIGGER!
TIGER
I CAN"T BACKSPACE OR LET GO OF SHIFT
GET TO CJF< THE FORUM THAT CJMERL PLUGGED A LITTLE UPPER THERE< IT"S THE CURRENT COOL KID RESIDENCE
PLZ
YAHAT! IT"S TIGER!!!!!
In case you can't tell, I'm very happy at this moment.
Nice use of vertical letters
Nice use of your mom.
Dude, I was not being sarcastic.
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Nice use of YOUR BUTTS.
Also, stop beeing douchebags and sign in with your own screenames, damn you.
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I really think this forum should disallow guest posting.
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NMX and Yamino are pretty true. If you have an account, sign in on it.And we know you guys have an account
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That defeats the purpose of guest posting. It's easier for those of us that are lazy.
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autolog, then
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It should save your username and password anyway. Just gotta click log on at the bottom of the screen. Well, not for Lazlo/Kas anyway, if she even comes on this forum anymore, which I doubt.
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Just cuz I dont post doesnt mean I dont come here.
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Huh, weird. I forgot about your recent posts, heh. The whole everyone-who-used-to-be-frequent-leaving thing is confusing me.