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« on: August 06, 2005, 01:09:00 am »
Once upon a time there was a cowboy named Texas Bob.
Texas Bob lived in St. Louis Missouri, where the big arch is.
Texas Bob had lived in St. Louis Missouri all his life.
And in fact, he had never been anywhere but...St. Louis Missouri.
People would stop Texas Bob on the street and say:
"Hey, Texas Bob, how come you're not called St. Louis Bob?"
And Texas Bob would answer:
"Tarnation! There's a snake in my boots!" or...
"Jumping Jehosafat! I just fell on a cactus dagnabit!"
Texas Bob worked in a shoe factory.
He lived with his dog, Texas Ernie.
Everyday there was a new adventure.
It's like that in St. Louis Missouri.
The end.
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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2005, 01:12:03 am »
What? Ummm..... nice story........

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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2005, 02:41:45 am »
Deccus looked at the confused boy with skepticism.
"Uh... I don't know who you are, but why did you just embarress yourself in the middle of the entrance hall?"
Falconi looked around. He was standing beside the fountain in the entrance hall inside of the Academy. Many other rookies his age looked at him funny, some pointing and sneering, others openly laughing.
Deccus stood over Falconi, in all his Valiant glory. Falconi shunned under his might, quite intimidated by the huge snowthrower Deccus had his hand in and the shield strapped to his other arm. His size was quite large for someone his age, though one never usually noticed, since he was young for someone of his status and reputation.
"Um... Sorry I disturbed you, Deccus. I'll... Uh.... Go now." Falconi pointed to the dorm stairway and ran up them.
Deccus watched him run and shrugged. "Good thing he left before Fleck came." Deccus turned for the Academy doors and he exited into the bright sunlight outside.
Oh, to be back in those days... Deccus thought to himself. To not have to worry about nearly dieing in combat, to not have to worry about saving cities, fighting for real, hurting people because you have no choice, just fighting, fighting fighting....
Deccus felt a tear run down his cheek. He quickly wiped it before it froze. He was tired of all the fighting. He didn't want to have to fight the Howler's, he didn't enjoy all of the violence. He just wanted to be a cook. But the General didn't allow it....
Thinking about going and seeing Delia, Deccus went to the Vahal gate and said the master password. The doors opened, and he left the city. For how long, he didn't know.....

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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2005, 09:22:01 am »
haha what an awesome way to diss someone nicely using symbolism

and, dying is spelled wrong
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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2005, 11:53:01 am »
You have unappropriately portrayed my character...
I once had a beautiful sandwich, oh man, I'm talking hey! It was made with fresh beef baloney that mom bought yesterday! It had butter and American cheese on white bread.  Boy oh boy! Slab a little brown mustard on top and buddy you're full of joy!  Ba bum bum bum bum... Somebody stole my baloney sandwich on the bus to school.  Ba bum bum bum bum.... Was it Bob or Billy or Fred, Oh buddy those boys are cruel. There's just... Wait a minute, I'm sitting on it.  Oh man!  I'm sorry sandwich!
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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2005, 09:40:26 pm »
bologna*  In case you wanted to know.  I liked the story of Texas Bob.  If we're going to be editing people's stories, we'll need very large red markers and some basic English classes.  But does it really matter so much?  Swift makes gobs of adjective/verb confuzzles, but the ability to tell a story, including one about a sandwhich, transcends grammar!  Well... sometimes.

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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2005, 11:46:32 pm »
How can you NOT know how to spell bologna? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

*Singsong voice*
MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME, IT'S O-S-C-A-R!!
MY BOLOGNA HAS A SECOND NAME, IT'S M-A-Y-E-R
OH, I LOVE TO EAT IT EVERY DAY,
AND IF YOU ASK ME WHY I'LL SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY...

CUZ' OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY WITH B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!










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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2005, 11:50:48 pm »
*sniff* That was beautiful, Jody.

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« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2005, 11:52:50 pm »
Green Biker Dude, ridin' his bike, YEAH!
Green Biker Dude, goin' real fast, YEAH!
Green Biker Dude, popin' a wheelie, YEAH!
Green Biker Dude, being shot, OHNOES!

Now he's dead, he got hit in the head, with a beam of dred...

But now thatnks to Subtank, he lives again!

Green Biker Dude, ridin' his bike, YEAH!
Green Biker Dude, goin' real fast, YEAH!
Green Biker Dude, popin' a wheelie, YEAH!
AAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNN!!!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2005, 11:54:58 pm »
Gotta get started on my new movie. I was thinking about doing something about TGBD.

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« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2005, 12:11:04 am »
Actually, I do know how to spell bologna, I know all of the Oscar Mayer songs by heart. I just copied and pasted thsoe stories from this site
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« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2005, 12:34:09 am »
(Lazlo speaks de lies.)
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« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2005, 12:45:36 am »
(no, he doesn't)
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« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2005, 12:48:07 am »
Why are you people talking about yourselves in third person. It's really weird. (Jehuty is the best) Ahem.

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« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2005, 12:48:56 am »
(Because Lazlo and Jody have nothing better to do. Well, Jody might)
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