TPH Forum
General => General => Topic started by: NeoCalculus on September 07, 2005, 12:54:03 am
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i CHALLENGE YOU TO a battle of the doomzorzorzorzorzorz!!!
If ya man enough to take me on.
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PM each other if you'all gonna do that. I don't want to see you two fight like that. 8)
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Yes! But what time is it over where you live? Cuz it's late here. On a school night too. :(
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PM each other if you'all gonna do that. I don't want to see you two fight like that. 8)
Oops, my bad, I said that. :oops:
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Hey, this is a battle that I want to see! No reason for a PM about this!
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Yays! Okay, DIEDIEDIEDIEIDIEDIE!!! (http://www.forumspile.com/Owned/owned-kick.jpg)
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I winner am Jehuty.
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Like hell he is. *punches Jehuty in the face*
Its getting late here too, but we can always continue this match tomarrow if need be.
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I'm getting blurry. And I', swampped with homework. Sorey. But I nedd my rest. My hands hurt and everyhing. G'night everyone. BUT WE CONITUNE this TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -_- Sleepy ZZZZZ
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Let's do stuff to him while he sleeps! *draws a mustasche on Jehuty*
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Okay, I'll be waiting for you. kekekkekekekekekekekeke. (ZOMG ITS 1:00, and I don't...eh fuck it.)
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HOLD OM!! One more potz beofre I go to bed!
(http://www.starman417.com/Owned%20Baby.jpg)
Now Good night. For real. Seriously. -_-ZZZZZ
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Heh. The heck with Private Messaging, this'll be good. 8)
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Damn straight.
Besides, this isn't a fight with any merit to it. I think I promised Jehuty a battle the other day.
Its like Godzilla vs. Mothra and I'm Rodan.
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I wanna be Rodan! I never get to be Rodan!
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Too bad, you can be this Tomato.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/htrlogo.gif)
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I can't imagine what a bore TPH would be without our good friend google.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/StrongbadPumpkinCompleted.jpg)
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ZOMG!! A FIGHT?! Oh fun. I get to be referee. I'M WEARING THE WHISTLE, I'M REFEREE. No foul play. >> Only hitting below the belt. *Shot*
*Gives both Skull and Jehuty a Dr. Pepper*
Oh and Lazlo, u shud lyk let meh borow tht cute bikini sumtyme, lawl. And tell me where you go to get your tan done to get so.. so.. so red!! It's totally hawt, I need to be red too.
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Well, okay, but you do know where my bikini has been, right?
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Well, okay, but you do know where my bikini has been, right?
YOUR MUM!! OMFG LOLOLOLII
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That first owned picture posted was awsome.
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Whenever your ready Jehuty, we will battle. Battle to the death. I've got classes untill 6:00 tonight (central standard time) and then some homework. But this will definately be the worlds greatest battle.
By the way, what ever happend to the little pacifist Jehuty I once knew? Why the violence now?
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X is a pacifist. And he still blast robots into oblivion.
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Hes not a true pacifist.
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More like a whiny son of a ...............thing. In X7 he was all "No! We must find a peaceful way to settle this" *big asplosion*
Whatever, on to the internet fight!!! *cues boss battle music*
(http://www.osubookstore.com/images/Owned!.jpg)
Oh yeah, Protoman, if your reading this, can you please use BBCode or something so this thread has awesome pwnage boss music. Like "Fighting of the Spirit" from Tales of Phantasia?
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Instead of fighting back with a stupid ownage pic, I will summon one of my friends. EKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKE.
*a bright flash of light*
See that. *points at Jehuty* Alison, kill that.
Alison: Yesssssss masssster. Remember me? I'll make you squeal real good BEFORE YOU DIE!!!! *pounces on Jehuty*
(Yes, Alison is a real person, but no, not here, not this time, sorry.)
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(http://www.psxnation.com/previews/WildArmsACF07.jpg)
Bang, you're dead Allison........... again.
As for you Skull.... (http://img.kult-mag.com/photos/00/00/54/48/ME0000544823_2.jpg)
Majic Spe11~
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*Alison blocks the shot with her oversized arm shackles*
I've learned from our last battle.
Skull: Enough. He is obviously too much for a simple lacky like you.
Alison: But but
Skull: I said enough, you may leave.
Alison:.....yes master *sniff*
Skull: Okey Jehut, its you and me.
*levitates into the air while lighting flashes all around*
You are messing with dark powers here. Very dark powers. LUMINAIRE *creates a giant electric blast around Jehuty*
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(http://www.eia.doe.gov/kids/energyfacts/sources/images/battery2_small.jpg)
(http://www.bytomic.com/images/evolution/articles/frank_kick.jpg)
T3h Karate!!1
(http://www.the-nextlevel.com/reviews/ps2/wild_arms_3/wild_arms_3_6.jpg)
Majic blast!!!
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*gets blasted*
Heh heh, is that the best you can muster?
*A bolt of lightning strikes Skull, setting his body ablaze in a strange green fire*
T3H B4DDL3 H45 JU5+ B36UN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*flys at Jehuty, screaming some strange nonsense*
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Ouchies!!! Well, take this!
(http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/kittystarget.jpg)
Coup De Grace!!!
(http://www.ntsc-uk.com/reviews/ps2/ZOE/01.jpg)
The Jehuty has never failed me! *cuts Skull as seen in the pic above*
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*Skull is cut in half and his legs fall down to the earth, but his body remains floating*
Tell me Jehuty, why do we fight? Is it because we feel we have something to prove, or is there something more? I feel that each of us has a purpose, is the purpose of our existance to fight, or is there something more?
*while giving his little speech, Skull hands begin to glow with a red light*
And one more thing....HA!!!! *Skull pushes his fists into the sides of the Jehuty, and flys back into the middle of the barren valley, still without his legs. Jehuty on the other hand begins to glow red hot*
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*gets up* Well, damn. That hurt.................. alot. But I ain't through! HAHAHAHA!!! *uses Jehuty to stab Skull*
(http://edomekuvat.soneraplaza.fi/zone_of_enders_ps2_zetapics/zoe7.jpg)
Urg....... I'm still red hot. Damn burning! Just a flesh wound.
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Uhhhh. *Skulls body crumbles into ash and falls to the ground*
A hallow voice: HEH HEH HEH. THE FIGHT HASN'T ENDED YET.
*the ash swirls into the air and reforms into Skull, who is perfectly intact*
Nope, this fight is far from over.
*Skull fires lightning bolts from his hands at Jehuty*
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*get's shocked*
Tell me, Skull, have you ever seen the Jehuty's Burst Shot? I don't think so!!!
(http://www.crunkgames.com/previews/ps2/zoe2/media/zoe2-02.jpg)
And yes, he's firing everything at once.
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oh.................damn...........\
*turns to dust at the last second, causeing the shots to go right trough Skulls vaporized body, which then rematerialize into a solid form*
Holy crap....I'm scared. I need a weapon.
*snaps his fingers and a battle mech appears*
Behold my finest creation, the Narcissa. It is made from the fines Necronium, a rare but strong metal from the Ethereal Plane, I hope you find it a challenge.
*hops inside*
Might I also add that its powered by the souls of the dead? KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE!!!!
*Fires one Necronium alloy missle at Jehuty*
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Souls of the Dead? Dude, it's almost impossible to win. Life spells don't work against strong undead mechs like that....... *get's hit with missile* AGH!!!
MECH BATTLE!!!! OH YEAH!!!
(http://www.crunkgames.com/previews/ps2/zoe2/media/zoe2-04.jpg)
*Slashes using the Jehuty's built in laser sword*
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Yes, indeed.
*falls back from the slash*
This will be interesting indeed.
*Dashes forward and uppercuts Jehuty*
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*head snaps back due to impact*
Augh!!! (http://www.gamecritics.com/feature/preview/zoe/screen10.jpg)
Okay, I'm angry.
(http://www.the-nextlevel.com/reviews/ps2/zoe_2nd_runner/zoe_2nd_runner_5.jpg)
*fires lasers*
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*laser hit, but bounce off the Necronium armor*
Sorry Jehuty, but only physical weapons can work in this battle. KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE!!!!
*round house kicks Jehuty into a mountain*
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Damn. >_<
Hold Still.
(http://www.crunkgames.com/previews/ps2/zoe2/media/zoe2-29.jpg)
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*dashes from side to side*
Catch me if you can. EH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!
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*throws*
Incapacitated!!!
(http://www.crunkgames.com/previews/ps2/zoe2/media/zoe2-30.jpg)
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CRASH!!!
Urhhhhhh. Urhhhhhh. Damn you. *begins to glow and absorb more souls* I WONT LET YOU BEAT ME YET!!!!
*dashes forward, then phases behind Jehuty, reapearing at the last second to kick him into the ground*
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(http://www.animeuniverse.it/public/uploads/49fcc0133a933ecad23a1b98b5b3a256_1.jpg)
Time to get serious!
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I'm just getting started.
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(http://www.thestudentzone.com/articles/images/wierd-hamster-02.jpg)
GO, kamikaze hamster attack!!!!!!!!!
(http://www.deskpicture.com/DPs/Miscellaneous/kaboom_2.jpg)
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*kamikaze hamster has no effect*
So thats who its gonna be eh?
*fires a beam of pure, absolute, death at Jehuty*
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FOOL!!! I FOUND THE MISSING CHILD AND YOU DIDN'T!!!
(http://www.zeldadungeon.net/Zelda2/Items/MissingChild.png)
*Death beam is countered*
(http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/5539/alphared.jpg)
Round two, bee-otch.
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Fine then.
*absorbs the soul of a dieing orphan, power increases 10 fold*
And this is for you.
*piledrives Jehuty*
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*gets piledrived*
*Punches Skull in the face*
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*gets puched*
*kicks Jehuty in the crotch*
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Mechs don't have balls, man.
*Slashes Skull with laser sword*
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*gets slashed*
Yeah, but If I kick ya enough there, ya legs wont work.
*stomps on Jehuty's right arm*
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Damn!!! There's only one way to end this!!!
*hugs Skull*
If you ever played Zone of the Enders, you'll find out that Jehuty has enough self-destructive power to blow 500 military bases to the ground. Like, a gazillion mega tons. There is no way you can survive this!!!
*explodes*
*Explosion opens a portal to another dimension where Skull is sucked in and shall be eternally trapped*
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I'll get you next time Gadget, NEEEEXXXTTT TIIIIIIIIMMMMMEEEE!!!!
*voip*
But unfortunately, the explosion also killed Jehuty, so the battle has ended, and no one won.
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That's exactly how an epic one-on-one battle usually turns out, Skull. It's dramatic and stuff.