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NeoCalculus

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« on: August 30, 2005, 12:05:13 pm »
I found this the other day.  It was a fake news article my friends and I came up with 3 years ago.  We all wrote the story, but the idea was mostly mine.  Be prepared to go WHAT THE F***?


http://www.geocities.com/super_biased_babble/Apocolispnow.html
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Jehuty

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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2005, 12:06:21 pm »
Umm................ looks like the stuff me and my friends do on our free time.

NeoCalculus

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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2005, 12:07:31 pm »
Yeah, we were bored.
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Jehuty

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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2005, 05:33:00 pm »
I guess you're always bored...

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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2005, 05:56:51 pm »
Hey, I  didn't put on the top hat and stuffed crow.  So I'm not that bored.
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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2005, 05:59:25 pm »
Fwelz. All of you.

NeoCalculus

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« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2005, 06:07:17 pm »
Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
Fwelz. All of you.


What the hellz is Fwelz?
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Jehuty

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« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2005, 06:11:24 pm »
He meant to say fools.

NeoCalculus

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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2005, 07:08:22 pm »
Well, he shoulda just come out and said it.  I only know English, and enough Japanese to get by.
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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2005, 07:13:18 pm »
Strangely, couldn't load that place.... Just two big images, and they turned out to be broken. *kicks modem*

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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2005, 07:21:15 pm »
really?  You didn't even get any text?
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« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2005, 07:25:20 pm »
Nope not a one. *sighs, and kicks modem again*

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« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2005, 09:49:31 pm »
Ahh, not even one teck for Swift? Oh well. I found it funny. You should send it into Weekly World News.
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« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2005, 12:21:55 am »
The worlds only reliable newspaper? DO IT! *peer pressure'd!*

Lazlo Falconi

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« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2005, 12:25:12 am »
Yeah, and don't worry about them rejecting it, they don't want articles clouded with "truth" and "facts"
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