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General => General => Topic started by: Superyoshi on November 17, 2005, 05:33:51 pm
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I was at school yesterday and got caught with crack cocaine, I'm sorry but I've been lying to each and every one of you. I am a drug addict. I just can't help it. I have to sell everything I own to buy these, even most of my video games, which I could care less about anymore. I'm supposed to go to counciling next week about this. Anyways, today would have to be the worst. I was sitting quietly at lunch when all of a sudden I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel Air!". I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I can say this cab is rare! But I thought nah forget it. Yo homes to Bel Air! I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cab, "Yo homes smell ya later!". I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air!
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*Groans*
...oh gawd, not another one...
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.........what?
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.........what?
I agree.
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I am...so confused...
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Joke topic....do I have to spoon feed you all this?
-_- for TPH I expected better results.
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I was at school yesterday and got caught with crack cocaine, I'm sorry but I've been lying to each and every one of you. I am a drug addict. I just can't help it. I have to sell everything I own to buy these, even most of my video games, which I could care less about anymore. I'm supposed to go to counciling next week about this. Anyways, today would have to be the worst. I was sitting quietly at lunch when all of a sudden I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel Air!". I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I can say this cab is rare! But I thought nah forget it. Yo homes to Bel Air! I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cab, "Yo homes smell ya later!". I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air!
Saw a similar post somewhere else about 1.5 yrs. ago. Guy was a retarded flamer who thought he was cool simply because he knew what crack was. Dumbass.
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Yeah, a year ago I saw the same post on Newgrounds (Same punchline, but different scenario), I thought everyone on a forum knew about this joke.
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Alright, dude. You scared me. I was all like: "No way, I've known a drug addict! GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Yeah, but now I know it's just a joke.
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I thought everyone would think it was a joke because....
1. I never use smilies for serious posts. Ever.
2. Most people who know me know this would be completley untrue. I hate drugs and alcohol.
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I got the joke, I was just reminded of Dumbass911ImdyingByte shotmeinthegroin! (name changed because I don't remember it, and don't wanna)
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I thought it was amusing. But then again, I thought it was funny that time I told everyone at EXE bros that I was dieing of Lycanthropy. Some people just don't seem to appreciate that kind of humor.
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I thought it was amusing. But then again, I thought it was funny that time I told everyone at EXE bros that I was dieing of Lycanthropy. Some people just don't seem to appreciate that kind of humor.
What about those who found it funny?
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I thought it was amusing. But then again, I thought it was funny that time I told everyone at EXE bros that I was dieing of Lycanthropy. Some people just don't seem to appreciate that kind of humor.
Now THAT'S batchin' funny! :lol:
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Most of the people their thought I was serious though. Drifter and PC thought it was funny. Everyone else was like, OH NOES!!! or, good riddence you piece of shit. At least I quickly found out who my enamies were.
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I unno...the end of the post could have proved you are doing drugs and were high at that moment. =o
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Definately
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Naw, he's just crazy like that!*shot*
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If anyone didn't get it as soon as he wrote "I got in one little fight and my mom got scared" you need to slap yourselves now. Kudos on a funny post, Syoshi.
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hot DAMN! Other than Skull's post about NMX hating you and Skull hating that guy too, that was the funniest batchin thing I've read all month!
VERY nice job, SY. *still laughing*
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Naw, they just need to leave the internets.