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General => General => Topic started by: Superyoshi on November 17, 2005, 05:33:51 pm

Title: My horrible week, and I may not be on as much ):
Post by: Superyoshi on November 17, 2005, 05:33:51 pm
I was at school  yesterday and got caught with crack cocaine, I'm sorry but I've been lying to each and every one of you.  I am a drug addict.  I just can't help it.  I have to sell everything I own to buy these, even most of my video games, which I could care less about anymore.  I'm supposed to go to counciling next week about this.  Anyways, today would have to be the worst.  I was sitting quietly at lunch when all of a sudden I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.  She said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel Air!".  I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.  If anything, I can say this cab is rare!  But I thought nah forget it.  Yo homes to Bel Air!  I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cab, "Yo homes smell ya later!".  I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air!
Title: My horrible week, and I may not be on as much ):
Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 17, 2005, 07:30:24 pm
*Groans*

...oh gawd, not another one...
Title: My horrible week, and I may not be on as much ):
Post by: Jehuty on November 17, 2005, 07:52:56 pm
.........what?
Title: My horrible week, and I may not be on as much ):
Post by: KingSpider on November 17, 2005, 07:53:54 pm
Quote from: "Jehuty"
.........what?


I agree.
Title: My horrible week, and I may not be on as much ):
Post by: Monkeydog on November 17, 2005, 08:01:03 pm
I am...so confused...
Title: My horrible week, and I may not be on as much ):
Post by: Superyoshi on November 17, 2005, 08:04:23 pm
Joke topic....do I have to spoon feed you all this?

-_- for TPH I expected better results.
Title: Re: My horrible week, and I may not be on as much ):
Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 17, 2005, 08:04:30 pm
Quote from: "Superyoshi"
I was at school  yesterday and got caught with crack cocaine, I'm sorry but I've been lying to each and every one of you.  I am a drug addict.  I just can't help it.  I have to sell everything I own to buy these, even most of my video games, which I could care less about anymore.  I'm supposed to go to counciling next week about this.  Anyways, today would have to be the worst.  I was sitting quietly at lunch when all of a sudden I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.  She said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel Air!".  I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.  If anything, I can say this cab is rare!  But I thought nah forget it.  Yo homes to Bel Air!  I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cab, "Yo homes smell ya later!".  I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air!


Saw a similar post somewhere else about 1.5 yrs. ago.  Guy was a retarded flamer who thought he was cool simply because he knew what crack was.  Dumbass.
Title: My horrible week, and I may not be on as much ):
Post by: Superyoshi on November 17, 2005, 08:05:31 pm
Yeah, a year ago I saw the same post on Newgrounds (Same punchline, but different scenario), I thought everyone on a forum knew about this joke.
Title: My horrible week, and I may not be on as much ):
Post by: Jehuty on November 17, 2005, 08:09:39 pm
Alright, dude. You scared me. I was all like: "No way, I've known a drug addict! GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Yeah, but now I know it's just a joke.
Title: My horrible week, and I may not be on as much ):
Post by: Superyoshi on November 17, 2005, 08:12:29 pm
I thought everyone would think it was a joke because....

1. I never use smilies for serious posts.  Ever.

2. Most people who know me know this would be completley untrue.  I hate drugs and alcohol.
Title: My horrible week, and I may not be on as much ):
Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 17, 2005, 08:22:21 pm
I got the joke, I was just reminded of Dumbass911ImdyingByte shotmeinthegroin! (name changed because I don't remember it, and don't wanna)
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Post by: NeoCalculus on November 17, 2005, 08:34:15 pm
I thought it was amusing.  But then again, I thought it was funny that time I told everyone at EXE bros that I was dieing of Lycanthropy.  Some people just don't seem to appreciate that kind of humor.
Title: My horrible week, and I may not be on as much ):
Post by: Jehuty on November 17, 2005, 08:39:25 pm
Quote from: "NeoCalculus"
I thought it was amusing.  But then again, I thought it was funny that time I told everyone at EXE bros that I was dieing of Lycanthropy.  Some people just don't seem to appreciate that kind of humor.


What about those who found it funny?
Title: My horrible week, and I may not be on as much ):
Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 17, 2005, 08:39:57 pm
Quote from: "NeoCalculus"
I thought it was amusing.  But then again, I thought it was funny that time I told everyone at EXE bros that I was dieing of Lycanthropy.  Some people just don't seem to appreciate that kind of humor.


Now THAT'S batchin' funny! :lol:
Title: My horrible week, and I may not be on as much ):
Post by: NeoCalculus on November 17, 2005, 08:41:04 pm
Most of the people their thought I was serious though.  Drifter and PC thought it was funny.  Everyone else was like, OH NOES!!! or, good riddence you piece of shit.  At least I quickly found out who my enamies were.
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Post by: Monkeydog on November 17, 2005, 08:41:32 pm
I unno...the end of the post could have proved you are doing drugs and were high at that moment. =o
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Post by: Jehuty on November 17, 2005, 08:42:05 pm
Definately
Title: My horrible week, and I may not be on as much ):
Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 17, 2005, 08:42:22 pm
Naw, he's just crazy like that!*shot*
Title: My horrible week, and I may not be on as much ):
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 17, 2005, 09:00:01 pm
If anyone didn't get it as soon as he wrote "I got in one little fight and my mom got scared" you need to slap yourselves now. Kudos on a funny post, Syoshi.
Title: My horrible week, and I may not be on as much ):
Post by: Swiftman on November 17, 2005, 09:04:58 pm
hot DAMN! Other than Skull's post about NMX hating you and Skull hating that guy too, that was the funniest batchin thing I've read all month!

VERY nice job, SY. *still laughing*
Title: My horrible week, and I may not be on as much ):
Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 17, 2005, 09:05:13 pm
Naw, they just need to leave the internets.