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General => General => Topic started by: NeoCalculus on November 07, 2005, 12:04:22 am
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to the power of 1.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/potato.jpg)
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EPILEPSY SPIDER!!! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/spazspider.gif)
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This topic needs more zombie girls.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/livingdeadgirl.jpg)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/plok.gif)
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Damn you Plok. I will get that flag someday!
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Not if Mega Man has anything to say about it!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/IMAG0001.jpg)
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Then on comes......
TROGDOR
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/trogdor-BB.jpg)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/surprise.gif)
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What am I fighting Foooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrr!!!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/paint1.png)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/capncanada.gif)
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I was WONDERING when Captain Canada would appear.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/ninjapirate2xb.jpg)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/redscooterjerk.gif)
Boo.
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OMGTHIS IS SO OVERDONE:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/supercool.gif)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/headbanginmegaman5tv.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/headbanginmegaman5tv.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/headbanginmegaman5tv.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/headbanginmegaman5tv.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/headbanginmegaman5tv.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/headbanginmegaman5tv.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/headbanginmegaman5tv.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/headbanginmegaman5tv.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/headbanginmegaman5tv.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/headbanginmegaman5tv.gif)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/dinodamage.jpg)
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I'm gonna recycle you!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/slime8.jpg)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/Oscar.jpg)
So cute.
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[img]http://blog.zmag.org/graphics/vader.JPG[/img
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Nice tags.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/gizmoav.jpg)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/FalcoIcon.gif)
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Snicker Snack went the Vorpal blade.
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CRAYONS!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/crayons.png)
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When the moon hits your eyes, like a big, pizza pies, that A MOREY!!!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/captn.gif)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/fanboyowner.gif)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/IMAG0016.jpg)
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I'm gonna recycle you!
My Hands are tied. I have no choice.
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The Uricarn Demon
Age: Unknown
The Uricarn is a cynical, sarcastic, and evil creature. The fact that it went out of its way to exterminate the rest of its species caught Xaos' attention, and now it works within his ranks. The Uricarn feeds off of panic and fear, and has a knack for inducing such reactions through its favorite method: transforming innocent victims!
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Are you ready for your final journey?
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/aactressgurl/Random/blahsign.png)
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, you are terminally awesome.
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I love it, and not just because it has a Nitro sprite in it.
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But Swift, you don't even get the joke in there. It's from a flash cartoon that takes 30 minutes just to watch. I'd hate to see how long it'd take you to download that.
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IT'S A BLAH CANNON
What more do I need to know to understand the immediate joke?
And send me the URL, I'll superline it at school.
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That'd take some searching... I don't remember where I saw it.
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Don't recycle. Recycling is bad for the environment. It takes a lot of energy just reuse a peice of crap into an even crappier peice of crap. And the energy haunts us by causing global warming.
BE A WINNER AND LITTER.
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But Canada's charging us through the roof for thier logging. I recycle paper so that America doesn't have to pay Canada for thier paper. Recycle, kids, just to spite Canada.
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Hey, no Canada Bashing!
...Let's not forget who brought us Pamela Anderson!*shot*
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But Swift, you don't even get the joke in there. It's from a flash cartoon that takes 30 minutes just to watch. I'd hate to see how long it'd take you to download that.
The file's only a mere 3 megs for the Demented Cartoon Movie Swift. (Mostly because it's only stick figures and other simple objects, has very few music, and the sound quality isn't very great, but you get used to it), It took a good half hour to download when I had dial-up.
It's well worth the wait.
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How to kill a mockingbird is better.
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Eh, it's more random, that's for sure, but DCM still holds a special little place in my heart.
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How to kill a Mockingbird was probably one of the stupidest things I'vve ever seen. It's novelty wore out way too soon, thus making it simply boring.
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Yeah, I never finished the movie to be honest. I got through about 15-20 minutes of it then I had to do something so I had to close out of it.
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I disagree that movie is the apitamy of awsomeness!
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I hope you spelled that wrong on purpose. . .
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/kingspider/spaceballs.jpg)
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How to Kill A Mockingbird was better, however Demented Cartoon Movie is still special.
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The Demented Cartoon Movie right here:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php
For those of you who have not seen it: enjoy!
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blah *head pops*
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Zeeky Booky Doog! *boom*
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Let's all go play toss the H-bomb!
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Looks like were gonna have to jump!
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I have finally seen the Demented Cartoon Movie.
Zeegy booky doog!
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Nothing's happening......
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/zeeky.jpg)
Never mind.
*blows up*
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Ugh... bring out the Auto-Swift maker.
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That would be horrible, Laz. Imagine, more of me? NOT EVEN SUPER BLAH COULD DEFEAT THAT KIND OF ARMY!
*imagines a scene of 40 Pyro-GX's flying around*
Oh yeah..... unpwnable........
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Except the "finger of death." Works everytime.
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(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/submissions/Maddox_Punch.jpg)
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Or the ever-potent "Super Pimp-Slap."
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Always a good choice.
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*Holds out palm to Neo Calculus*
Powder my Hand!
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*sucks soul out of hand, then sneezes on it*
Come again?
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*Wipes hand on NMX, one proxy soul gone, millions more to go, Super-Pimp-Slaps Neo for not getting the joke, whether he did or not*
You know what we need here again?
A good old-fashioned
WAR!!!!!
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No, wait, I got it!
Oh wait, nevermind.
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And on this note, I cue the music:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c358/Byt3Man/Yohko2_2.jpg)
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c358/Byt3Man/yohkowind.jpg)
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c358/Byt3Man/YohkoUpskirt.jpg)
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c358/Byt3Man/YohkoandAkako.jpg)
(if you wanna know more, go to the hawt anime girls thread.)
So, until next time, this is your buddy Byte Man saying "Remember, Man who drop watch in toilet have Sh1tt& time!"
Now let's all bow out heads for the Man's prayer:
"I'm a man.
But I can change.
If I have to.
I guess."
'Til next time!
Same Byte time!
Same Byte channel!
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MAAAMAAAAA!!!1111 1 JU5D K33L3DAM4N!!!11324132
DDIN M33N 2 MAEK U KRY!4!23!! SUMTYMS 3Y3 WI5H ID NVR BIN BRON ATTALL!!!
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Admitting your problem only instagates it.
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GRAWH! What is going on!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/explode.jpg)
(My face a'splode)
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(http://www.unbridledhatred.com/media/RE-01.jpg)
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That image made me XD and go:(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/Elgoonishshive/ewewewew.gif) at the same time.
[well, lazlo's, anyway]
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You're not doing it right.
You either post soimething, or post a random picture, don't use the picture to substitute words, it just looks ugly.
Only do that if you're trying to prove a point, mmmkay?
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Racecar spelled backwards is racecar.
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Byte Man spelled backwards is Nam Etyb. =o
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Byte Man spelled backwards is Nam Etyb. =o
NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
You fool! If you say that, you'll release the demon Darklord!
Quick! You must chant the words of Magick! Klaktu Barata Nikt...
*Falls to floor*
*Darklord emerges from Byte Man in a fiery conflageration*
I AM THE DARKLORD!!! ALL WHO LIVE SHALL TASTE DEATH!!! THE EVIL COMETH TO CONSUME YOUR SOULS!!! BYTE MAN MAY HAVE DEFEATED ME ONCE, BUT NEVER AGAIN!!! TANK MAN MAY HAVE BEEN THERE TO HELP HIM BEFORE, BUT I SHALL FEAST UPON HIS SOUL FIRST!!!
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God spelled backwards is Dog.
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Darklord brings the funny.
Pure souls taste better.
Enjoy.
Speaking Your Own Slanguage
08/25/2005 06:16PM
My family and friends and I tend to have our own language. I'm not sure how that happened, but I was asked a few times this week "what did you mean?" so here's a sampler from the Brit-tionary.
craptacular: (adj) Something that is remarkable for its inferiority.
soybomb: (n) Someone who foolishly intrudes on a performance (or an intense, private conversation)--ineffectively, but memorably nonetheless. Source: In 1998, some white git launched himself onto the stage during Bob Dylan's performance for the Grammays. What he was about isn't clear: he was just some shirtless dancing dude with "Soy Bomb" written across his bare chest.
A Dave or Sammy fight: (n) Pointless argument about two approximately equivalent annoying things.
me me me: (n, adj) When it's all about you (a catch-up e-mail to your friends after an absence; self-involvement is thus forgiven). Also: selfish, thoughtless behavior. Also: a side project musical group formed by Blur's Alex James.
dehermitize: (v) When a person comes out of self-imposed isolation and engages in social activities.
deja-poo: (n) Sudden realization that you’ve heard / experienced all this crap before.
poodoo doll: (n) A souvenir I bought in New Orleans that looks exactly like a poo in a casket. Stick Mr Hankey with pins, your enemies get constipation. Or something.
grampage: (n) When a senior citizen starts beating / raping / killing people. Example: James Brown, Robert Blake.
halfwitticism: (n) That knock-knock joke wasn't funny the first eight times you told it.
glip: (n) The squeak noise made in poorly ripped MP3s.
D O H A B: (n) Dropped On Head At Birth. Probably lifted from a Power Station documentary, after a comment made by drummer Tony Thompson.
glitterpunk: (n) "Torn between two lovers, feelin’ like a fooool..." It's hard to be both Sid Vicious AND Marc Bolan. But some try.
Gothism: (n) A belief, made especially popular in the late 20th century, that openness when dealing with depression contributes something valuable to the public.
halford: (v) The ability to hide one’s obvious homosexuality. Obviously, can only be used after someone finally outs themselves.
hootie: (n) A bland person with horrible musical taste.
infuritainment: (n) Anything that has entertainment value based solely on its most annoying qualities. See: game shows, reality shows.
Jerrytown: (n) A collection of Deadheads who don't have anything to do anymore but show up and hang in parking lots at other crappy band's concerts.
Jimmy Hoffa Conversion: (n) Technical term for a situation where something you have relied upon suddenly and magically vanishes without a trace.
King Fecalis: (prop. n) Because he is the opposite of King Midas, everything King Fecalis touches turns to feces. If he is in a band, he is not permitted by other band members to tamper with the mix. Do not allow King Fecalis to make plans for a social outing. You will be hit by lightning or attacked by rabid wombats.
limpbizkorn: (collective n) A generic term for testosterone-poisoned crappy rock bands.
britneys: (n) Synthetically enhanced breasts. Source: obvious. Vaguely related to Cockney rhyming slang "bristols" (titties), from "Bristol cities".
buckwheating: (v) Inability to enunciate properly. Also: fargling, from the Weird Al video that made fun of Nirvana's "Smells Like teen Spirit" where Yankovick actually put marbles in his mouth.
"But...(pause)...it goes to eleven.": (phrase) An all-purpose evasive non-answer when you are stumped by some simple technical question. From Spinal Tap.
bukowski: (n) Someone who is belligerent and drunk. Can be used, if judiciously, as an adjective.
Captain Obvious: (prop n) The person who always points out the things we already know. Often hangs with Agent 21.
Agent 21: (prop. n) The member of your group of friends who just turned 21. Usually forced to go buy alcohol when the group runs out. Usually done for revenge for all the times you bought booze for them when they were under 21.
caraoke: (n) The practice of singing along to the radio while driving.
carmony: (v) Two or more people singing together inside a vehicle.
chimneyfish: (n) One who smokes a lot and drinks a lot, often at the same time.
pocket dragon: (n) A cigarette lighter.
crappy coaster: (1) (n) What a CD is called when there is an error burning data/writing to it. (2) (n) A CD by a band that sucks. See also: any unsolicited AOL software that arrives at your domicile.
bollix: (v) Obviously derived from the British "bollocks", but here it's used as a verb. Use: You really bollixed that up.
copacetic: (adj) When everything is finer than fine.
couchsurfer: (n) Homeless or under-employed musician who lives for a few days/weeks on one friend’s couch then moves on to others. See: Chumbawumba song of the same title.
ambinoxious: (adj) The ability to tick people off left and right.
ambisexual: (adj) Of undetermined sexual orientation. Examples: early David Bowie, Placebo's Brian Molko.
arsefication: (v) Making a mess of a job or the act of saying something stupid.
artattack: (n) The act of feeling an overwhelming desire to create art.
woo girls: (n) Those annoying drunk chicks, usually bro hos, who shriek "WOO!" at concerts. It has its own hand sign, the reverse rock fist. (Fold your thumb and pinkie down.)
Barkie Bag: (n) Leftovers (“doggy bagâ€) that you bring home from a restaurant for your pooch or for your musician roommate. See also: roach.
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I'm not reading that, but I will say "Evil olive" spelled backwards is "evilo livE"
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*looks a couple posts up*
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/Elgoonishshive/anyideaupthere.gif)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/77327.gif)
(I was actually going to use this as an avatar next, but it's spoiled!)
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OH T3H NOEZ!
Oh well, they're both good. Anyone that goes to my photobucket has all my future Harlock avatars and sigs revealed. No biggy. Yours are both good, Laz.
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I found that out. Communal PhotoBuckets fro teh win! (Hint hint, wink wink, Antha)
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To convince others to make their photobuckets public....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/Elgoonishshive/shouldbepossible.gif)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/lawrence.png)
Lawrene compells you.
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Nice blunt persuasion.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/Elgoonishshive/sneakyone.gif)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/captain20obvious.jpg)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/Elgoonishshive/za.gif)
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Way to prove my point.
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*insert little genie image from Laz's photobucket going "I was only KIDDING!" here*
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I wonder if it is possible for Swift to make one post without an image in it...
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Nope, and when he does hes delusional and thinks theres a picture there. This is a result of his years in the war, as well as the many times he stared at the sun.
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S'course it is. See?
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S'course it is. See?
(http://www.protoman.com/Forum/templates/smartDark/images/logo_phpBB.gif)
No...
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S'course it is. See?
[im]http://www.protoman.com/Forum/templates/smartDark/images/logo_phpBB.gif[/img]
No...
You mooched off the site! YOU DASTARDLY! *smacks with a salmon*
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Of course you realise, this means war.
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Nope. I sure don't realize it. *wonders if it'll work, since I can't RP right now, what with my english essay just an alt tab away*
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Yesyesyes!
WARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
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That's okay, I'm too lazy for war right now anyway.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/Elgoonishshive/iguessweshouldfight.gif)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/moonbitch.png)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/Elgoonishshive/stupidcat.gif)
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I don't have my photobucket open, so I don't feel like fending you off right now. (Yeah, I remembered the URL to the "On the moon, bitch!" image)
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XD nice! Heh. Better memory than me. [Kasai can vouch for that]
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I've noticed that you have the memory of a rock...
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Short term, yes. Long term, no.
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KLATU BARADA NIKTO!
Nooooooooooooo...*vanishes*
Man, it's great to be back in full control!
*Shoots self in the head with Brain Freeze so this thread will make more sense*
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No such luck.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/zeeky.jpg)
Zeeky boogy dook.
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No such luck.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/zeeky.jpg)
Zeeky boogy dook.
Doog*
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BOOM
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(http://home.austin.rr.com/illsvolinf/headshot.JPG)
HEAD SHOT
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(http://www.zboneman.com/movies/images/cthdrag.jpg)
Bang......... you're dead.
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I guess i be (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/pwnedcopy.gif)
Can't stand up to a Jehuty BANG..... You're dead without my Pyro-GX......
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/kingspider/TROGDOR.jpg)
Then again, there's always being burninated.