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Title: THEY COMMAND YOU!
Post by: Calvat on January 10, 2006, 07:13:48 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Superpeaches/Stuff/startmanythreads.jpg)

Start people!
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Post by: Herb on January 10, 2006, 09:22:42 am
no please dont

we really do have enough random threads, people
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Post by: Calvat on January 10, 2006, 10:51:22 am
I'm the cause of 58.99% Of them.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on January 10, 2006, 11:13:40 am
No, actually, Swiftman is. You've only caused that many recent threads.
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Post by: Calvat on January 10, 2006, 11:15:19 am
Well then, I cause 59.99% of recent useless threads.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on January 10, 2006, 11:16:26 am
You bring up an excelent point, Cathrine Zeta-Jones is a hottie.
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Post by: Peaches on January 10, 2006, 11:18:37 am
YOu'd think so.  But she's not.
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Post by: Calvat on January 10, 2006, 11:19:06 am
@Yamino: You cause 37.72% of spam in this forum.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on January 10, 2006, 11:22:01 am
No, he doesn't.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on January 10, 2006, 11:22:11 am
At least I'm not a troll like you.
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Post by: Calvat on January 10, 2006, 11:25:17 am
Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
At least I'm not a troll like you.


Thief, Troll, big difference.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on January 10, 2006, 11:26:18 am
Kung-Fu Samurai Karate Ninjas.
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Post by: Calvat on January 10, 2006, 11:27:06 am
Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
Kung-Fu Samurai Karate Ninjas.


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/ax2.jpg)
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Post by: Yaminomalex on January 10, 2006, 11:28:01 am
Plz.

Truimph stopped being funny when Family Guy started being popular.
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Post by: Calvat on January 10, 2006, 11:29:58 am
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y190/Calvat/Sickjoke.png)
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Post by: Nightmare X on January 10, 2006, 07:58:05 pm
Calvat is a postwhore.
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Post by: Calvat on January 10, 2006, 08:47:38 pm
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
Calvat is a postwhore.


Yep, that's me alright! XD
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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on January 10, 2006, 09:55:48 pm
NMX is back.










There goes the neighborhood.  *NUKED*
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Post by: Calvat on January 10, 2006, 09:56:33 pm
^AGREED.
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Post by: SABERinBLUE on January 10, 2006, 11:16:05 pm
Well, whatever anyone says, the COMMAND was certainly followed...
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Post by: viper2681 on January 11, 2006, 12:26:54 am
To whom it may concern,

Calvat is a copycat.  He's trying to be like me.  Or Lazlo.  Or somebody that earned their reputation by humiliating everybody else through the use of forum pictures.  I wonder, how long has everybody put up with him?

...Maybe I should join here...

To Calvat, who I know will continue to visit here as a guest:

(http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/2108/doingitwrong6xj.jpg)
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Post by: Peaches on January 11, 2006, 12:28:05 am
You guys sure like bitching about spilled milk.
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Post by: viper2681 on January 11, 2006, 12:29:52 am
Quote from: "Peaches"
You guys sure like bitching about spilled milk.


Nah, just people who have nothing better to do but be silly attention whores.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on January 11, 2006, 12:34:15 am
Quote from: "viper2681"
To whom it may concern,

Calvat is a copycat.  He's trying to be like me.  Or Lazlo.  Or somebody that earned their reputation by humiliating everybody else through the use of forum pictures.  I wonder, how long has everybody put up with him?

My pictures aren't meant to humaliate, just make people laugh. And actually, I earned my "reputation" by being generally awesome, or so I hear. But that's just waht, you know, everyone says.
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Post by: viper2681 on January 11, 2006, 12:37:48 am
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
My pictures aren't meant to humaliate, just make people laugh. And actually, I earned my "reputation" by being generally awesome, or so I hear. But that's just waht, you know, everyone says.


I said OR, not that you were one of the people that humiliated others.  Jeeze, learn to read posts before you respond to them.
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Post by: SABERinBLUE on January 11, 2006, 12:38:47 am
Your post had pretty vague wording, viper...
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on January 11, 2006, 12:39:59 am
I'm sorry, misunderstanding. I thought you were saying something along the lines of: He's just copying Calvat, or someone else who's a n00b.
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Post by: viper2681 on January 11, 2006, 12:43:53 am
No, it didn't.  I meant exactly what I said.  Calvat is trying to like Lazlo, he's trying to be like myself, or he's trying to be like someone that humiliates others by use of images.  That's not vague at all.

Lazlo:  If I wanted to insult you, I would have taken a dig at you in a different paragraph.
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Post by: SABERinBLUE on January 11, 2006, 12:45:56 am
Quote from: "viper2681"
No, it didn't.  I meant exactly what I said.  Calvat is trying to like Lazlo, he's trying to be like myself, or he's trying to be like someone that humiliates others by use of images.  That's not vague at all.


That depends on what you meant by "or".  Whether it was an exclusive "or" or not.
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Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2006, 12:48:16 am
Quote from: "SABERinBLUE"
That depends on what you meant by "or".  Whether it was an exclusive "or" or not.


So...by your definition of 'or', it can mean 'and'?
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Post by: SABERinBLUE on January 11, 2006, 12:50:20 am
No, by one definition.  In logic, "or" is inclusive unless stated otherwise.  That is to say, "x or y" can mean that both x and y are true.
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Post by: viper2681 on January 11, 2006, 12:56:28 am
Quote from: "SABERinBLUE"
No, by one definition.  In logic, "or" is inclusive unless stated otherwise.  That is to say, "x or y" can mean that both x and y are true.


Is this Math class?  No, it is ENGLISH we are learning.  Let's pull out our dictionaries, children.

Quote from: "Dictionary.com"
or1   Audio pronunciation of "or" ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (ôr; r when unstressed)
conj.

   1.
         1. Used to indicate an alternative, usually only before the last term of a series: hot or cold; this, that, or the other.
         2. Used to indicate the second of two alternatives, the first being preceded by either or whether: Your answer is either ingenious or wrong. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
         3. Archaic. Used to indicate the first of two alternatives, with the force of either or whether.
   2. Used to indicate a synonymous or equivalent expression: acrophobia, or fear of great heights.
   3. Used to indicate uncertainty or indefiniteness: two or three.
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Post by: SABERinBLUE on January 11, 2006, 01:15:02 am
Quote from: "viper2681"
Quote from: "Dictionary.com"

   2. Used to indicate a synonymous or equivalent expression: acrophobia, or fear of great heights.
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Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2006, 01:24:17 am
Look, you obviously don't get it.  I said if I were gonna take a fucking dig at Lazlo, then I would have.  I didn't.  You are trying to prove that I am not wording things correctly, when I BLATANTLY said that I meant exactly what I said.  Why do you continue to dismount something that's already set in stone?  Did your brain stop working or something?  Are you trying to prove that you are stupider than you seem?  Though the world be damned by the answers, I simply must know!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on January 11, 2006, 11:39:38 am
He's just stating where the confusion came from, leave him alone. Gee, the mind boggles at why you ToE guys are the only people who can stand to be around yourselves...
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Post by: jv2k on January 11, 2006, 04:46:13 pm
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Quote from: "viper2681"
To whom it may concern,

Calvat is a copycat.  He's trying to be like me.  Or Lazlo.  Or somebody that earned their reputation by humiliating everybody else through the use of forum pictures.  I wonder, how long has everybody put up with him?

My pictures aren't meant to humaliate, just make people laugh. And actually, I earned my "reputation" by stealing the sword escaliber from jv2k's clutches as he was having a climactic fight over the future of the kingdom with the dark knight( who  is also batman) as well as the queen. I then used my new sword to take these from him at victory

Quoted because I'm pissed that you stole the sword and ran that kingdom to the ground thanks to that 365 day manditory party!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on January 11, 2006, 08:19:19 pm
Yeah, I did it. If you weren't so New York maybe you could have done something about it!
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Post by: jv2k on January 11, 2006, 09:22:53 pm
Bah you southerners have no honor, thats why we kicked your ass in the first ww1(the civil war, america=teh world anyway...)
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Post by: SABERinBLUE on January 12, 2006, 07:57:10 pm
Quote from: "Anonymous"
Did your brain stop working or something?  Are you trying to prove that you are stupider than you seem?  


No.   :D
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Post by: Yaminomalex on January 12, 2006, 08:06:43 pm
My goodnesss, you have the fucking American dream!

Incase you don't know, the American dream is to be born in a stinky little gutter as the bastard son or a peice of chesse and some stale Doritos and have nothing.

After dumb luck and doing nothing, you somehow manage to raise up and you have all the money in the world, and then stick it in your ears and go PLBTDOOODACACAPEEPPEFARTSLBTLrgrgBLTRITALINLBTLBLT! That's a pretty damn good dream, you son of a bitch.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on January 13, 2006, 02:46:11 am
That's my dream, except instead of Doritos I was born on the souls of aborted babies... It kinda messed me up for the first years of my life.
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Post by: Swiftman on January 13, 2006, 12:52:48 pm
And I don't suppose the Canadian Dream is any better...
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Post by: jv2k on January 13, 2006, 01:47:02 pm
The canadian dream is to make syrup and make millions by smuggling it over the border.
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Post by: Superyoshi on January 13, 2006, 05:17:13 pm
Next topic.

Seer-up or Sir-up?

I say sir-up.
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Post by: Nightmare X on January 13, 2006, 05:21:57 pm
The only thing funnier than a truckload of aborted fetuses is two truckloads of aborted fetuses.
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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on January 13, 2006, 10:00:52 pm
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
The only thing funnier than a truckload of aborted fetuses is two truckloads of aborted fetuses.

I concur.

*shoots Yami* You would...
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Post by: Swiftman on January 13, 2006, 10:10:24 pm
sir-up fro t3h win.

Disagree and I'll crash McQuarrie on top of you.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/Mechs%20and%20Descent/Mcquarriepng.png)

Not good.
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Post by: SABERinBLUE on January 14, 2006, 02:34:17 pm
Ralph McQuarrie is a pimp.
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Post by: Swiftman on January 14, 2006, 04:06:35 pm
ahWho?
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Post by: Yaminomalex on January 14, 2006, 06:04:40 pm
Hey, he showed kids the fun of science and TRS80 computers. At six AM, too. Most scientists work from nine to five, but he’s up around the clock, inviting little kids into his house... and filming inside his bedroom... and if there’s something wrong with that then I must be some kind of Sicko McWackenheimer!
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Post by: jv2k on January 15, 2006, 05:57:26 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/jv2k10/GAAR.png)
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on January 15, 2006, 10:16:31 pm
And here I thought I was the only person who loved the Eighties.

In 3D.
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Post by: Swiftman on January 15, 2006, 10:44:12 pm
You are not the only one.

(http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/tron/05.jpg)
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on January 15, 2006, 10:49:52 pm
Not what I meant, but good try, anyway.
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Post by: Swiftman on January 15, 2006, 10:51:14 pm
Oh, I'm sorry. I was mistaken.

(http://www.juegomania.org/Elite/fotos/amiga/1/1178/Foto+Elite.jpg)

There, much better.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on January 15, 2006, 10:52:04 pm
Uhmm... Try
(http://www.mistercates.50megs.com/80sphotogallery.gif)
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Post by: Yaminomalex on January 15, 2006, 10:52:57 pm
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/Yaminomalex/1113520381005.jpg)
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Post by: Swiftman on January 15, 2006, 10:53:38 pm
Fool, that is not eightee's 3D! We are not amused! The subject was 3D eightee's! Did you forget already?
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Post by: Ryacraig on January 15, 2006, 10:54:42 pm
exelent war of the 80's
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on January 15, 2006, 10:54:45 pm
No, the subject was I Love The Eighties: 3D
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Post by: Swiftman on January 15, 2006, 10:55:33 pm
and I saw no 3D in your post.
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Post by: Ryacraig on January 15, 2006, 10:55:55 pm
im afraid Lazlo is by faR CORRECT
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Post by: Swiftman on January 15, 2006, 10:57:37 pm
How good to point out! It is but a meaningless in the long run war of the eightee's..... I do not know of the eightee's much. I shall depart from this battle! *hops on a katamari and rolls away like a lumberjack rolls logs on a river*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on January 15, 2006, 10:59:36 pm
You would get stuck to hit!
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Post by: Jehuty on January 15, 2006, 10:59:41 pm
I AM 3D
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Post by: Ryacraig on January 15, 2006, 11:07:22 pm
I AM 3d TOO
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Post by: Swiftman on January 15, 2006, 11:10:16 pm
Quote from: "Swiftman"
(http://www.juegomania.org/Elite/fotos/amiga/1/1178/Foto+Elite.jpg)


My 3D is better than yours.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on January 15, 2006, 11:33:19 pm
Oh yeah? Well, my 4D is better than yours!
(http://www.traipse.com/hypercube/hypercube.3.jpg)

(Also, yours is 2D meant to just look 3D.)
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Post by: Ryacraig on January 15, 2006, 11:34:31 pm
hmm, i see your dilema
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Post by: Swiftman on January 16, 2006, 12:16:31 am
Right.

(http://www.xterminight.de/privateer/view-galaxy.gif)

(http://www.xterminight.de/privateer/view-centurion.gif)

(http://www.xterminight.de/privateer/view-tarsus.gif)

(http://www.xterminight.de/privateer/view-orion.gif)

PWN3D beyond you know. There is NO counter to the Privateer ships being listed off.
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Post by: Ryacraig on January 16, 2006, 12:19:15 am
showoff
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Post by: Swiftman on January 16, 2006, 01:02:09 am
Hey, those're 1992 3D graphics.

Not the 80's, but for fully-useable 3D images that you see in-game, that's pretty damn kickass.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on January 16, 2006, 01:07:32 am
Try a four dimensional hypershpere, and then we'll talk.
(http://emsh.calarts.edu/~mathart/sw/HyperCosta/cos2_comp.jpg)
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Post by: Swiftman on January 16, 2006, 01:20:58 am
4D is another category from 3D.

I think.

Iunno.
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Post by: Ryacraig on January 16, 2006, 01:24:05 am
no your wrong its just a more advanced form of 3 D
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on January 16, 2006, 01:25:33 am
Think of it like this, 1D is a line, 2D is compounding on that line in ways that would be impossible in 1D. A square. Then, you compound on that in ways that would be impossible an 2D to acheive a 3D square. Then, you compound on that in impossible ways to get to 4D.
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Post by: Ryacraig on January 16, 2006, 01:36:32 am
yes indeed
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Post by: Swiftman on January 16, 2006, 01:51:08 am
thanks Lazlo.

You made me want to dig out my old copy of A Brief History of Time and Space by Stephen Hawkings.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on January 16, 2006, 01:52:01 am
Quote from: "Swiftman"
thanks Lazlo.

You made me want to dig out my old copy of A Brief History of Time and Space by Stephen Hawkings.

GOOD FREAKING BOOK, I APPLAUD YOU, SIR!
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Post by: Ryacraig on January 16, 2006, 01:52:53 am
oh, i heard that was amazing
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Post by: Bladegash on January 16, 2006, 02:09:08 am
It's based on a true story. (BOATS)
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Post by: Swiftman on January 16, 2006, 02:27:19 am
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Quote from: "Swiftman"
thanks Lazlo.

You made me want to dig out my old copy of A Brief History of Time and Space by Stephen Hawkings.

GOOD FREAKING BOOK, I APPLAUD YOU, SIR!


*takes a polite bow* Thank yew! Thank yew!
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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on January 16, 2006, 11:37:53 am
MY BRAIN HERTZ
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Post by: Ryacraig on January 17, 2006, 06:15:02 pm
that happens when you talk to lazlo too long
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on January 17, 2006, 06:35:33 pm
No, just when Yami actually USES it!*slapped*
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Post by: Ryacraig on January 17, 2006, 06:38:34 pm
oi, i'm sorry, i thought it was lazlo
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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on January 17, 2006, 06:41:18 pm
Technically, you're BOTH right...
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Post by: Ryacraig on January 17, 2006, 06:42:57 pm
oi yeah, i know, lazlo makes it happen like that