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General => General => Topic started by: jv2k on January 25, 2006, 05:04:44 pm
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If a train going 500 miles per hour stops for some drive through wendy's on rout to crash into a train going the same speed that stops at a mc.donalds. Asuming its not breakfast, how long will it take the engineer to eat his food?
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3 trees
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The square root of pi.
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:idea: : I get paid to replace my face with a lightbulb
:o : Square root of pi? Not aware of the spelling error I see. If you want a baked treat, not a math function for dinner, remember the alamo... I mean e!
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You're all wrong, the answer is disco squirrels.
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There are two pantries in the woods. How long will Mindy save until she gets the bicycle camera?
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Wrong it was a trick question! They got salads which gave them bowel problems and as they rushed to the toilet their trains are rear ended by a bus hijacked by little children.
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But the little children lost a vowel and had to pull over into the specific ocean where they were eaten by a giant 76000 pound snail
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If a sasquatch packs his luggage at Negative-Infinity shirts per second and his doctor's middle initial is 8, How fast can a dog tip toe through a kitchen to find a lamp shade?
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His pants were on sideways, so he changed his name to little johny and went on a talk show at channel Q. Then johnny became a rap artist by simply adding a second n to his name. On a tour, a goat ate the steering wheel to his private bathtub, and the little pig went "wee wee wee" and became the fastest runner in the world today. After that they were both eaten by wolverines on cocaine
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If a sasquatch packs his luggage at Negative-Infinity shirts per second and his doctor's middle initial is 8, How fast can a dog tip toe through a kitchen to find a lamp shade?
Well the dog is tip toeing across the kitchen to get pie, and that sounds like pi. That means the dog is moving at roughly 3.14 Miles/sec
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π μηχανς θεό
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If Sumo Santa increases his density with the power of greyskull, given that george washingtons white horse is actually a green stri-ped rabbit With Two Butts,how fast will Popeye make love to a 300 pound panda, in square thrusts per pubic dishwasher?
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42
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42 is the meaning of life, but because Popeye will not survive the love making, especially because he is falling of a plane, the answer is Donkeys: The Musical
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42 is the meaning of life, but because Popeye will not survive the love making, especially because he is falling of a plane, the answer is Donkeys: The Musical
thats what they WANT you to think, but you forgot to integrate white horse and take the fourth derivative of greyskull, which therefore makes the answer (78 + Chainsaw) * -tongue
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Donkeys: the musical is only part of the solution.
Donkeys:the musical - ( hustle x bustle 2 ) x 942random (buttz-urf)
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Toystory + 45x + (the square root of TWEEMPLE)