TPH Forum
General => General => Topic started by: Swiftman on February 01, 2006, 11:39:36 pm
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Yaminomalex says:
Omg, the glass of orange juice raped the watermelon.
Yaminomalex says:
There is only room for one motherfucker in town.
Swiftman says:
=O
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And that motherfucker is.................
Swiftman says:
FORTUNE COOKIE!
Yaminomalex says:
>:B
Swiftman says:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLl
Yaminomalex says:
Incidently, TITS.
Yaminomalex says:
Couldn't be.
Swiftman says:
breasts?
Yaminomalex says:
He's been in his house playing X5.
Yaminomalex says:
Omg bewbz.
Yaminomalex says:
I love groping them.
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Sucking them.
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Eating them.
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I want to pop one in my mouth right now.
Yaminomalex says:
This is the last call.
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With Carson Daly.
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BTW, Andrew Daly is funny.
Swiftman says:
o_0
Yaminomalex says:
Andy Dick is one messed up fuck.
Swiftman says:
your subjects change faster than a red light changes to green
Yaminomalex says:
Also, Mike Myers NEEDs to make another Austin Powers movie.
Yaminomalex says:
Now, that is why i like air.
Yaminomalex says:
It needs to have it's own flavor.
Yaminomalex says:
Like pudding.
Yaminomalex says:
Pudding is a funny word.
Yaminomalex says:
You know what else is a funny word?
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DUCK.
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OMG DUCK.
Yaminomalex says:
I love duck sauce.
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It tastes great on chicken.
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I hated Chicken Little.
Yaminomalex says:
That was such a bad movie.
Yaminomalex says:
Disney is evil.
Swiftman says:
*stands there, blinking*
Yaminomalex says:
Well, not really.
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Also, you need to jump off a building.
Yaminomalex says:
you haven't lived until after you jumped off a bulding.
Yaminomalex says:
The sexual pleasure i get from doing risky stuff.
Yaminomalex says:
Gives my a boner in side my belly button.
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Also, alaska is cold.
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Japan has great food.
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And, that is why groping breasts is cool.
Yaminomalex says:
You gott POOP POOP POOP.
Yaminomalex says:
You gotta PEE PEE PEE.
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Another thing.
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Jackie Chan Adventures is funny.
Yaminomalex says:
Uncle kicks ass.
Yaminomalex says:
I choose you, Pikachu.
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Okay, I'm done.
Yaminomalex says:
What were we talking about again?
Swiftman says:
groping breasts
Yaminomalex says:
OMG BREASTS.
Yaminomalex says:
BOOOOOO0o0o0o0o0o0oiez.
Yaminomalex says:
BEWBZ
Yaminomalex says:
OMG BEWBZZZZZ
Yaminomalex says:
Hooters.
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Owls.
Yaminomalex says:
Owls are cool.
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Owls are wise.
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Storm Owl.
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Double Cyclone.
Yaminomalex says:
X4
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AIDS
Yaminomalex says:
WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOUUUUUUUURGH.
Yaminomalex says:
That is why groping breasts = cool
Yaminomalex says:
You need to be a fwel and be kwel.
Yaminomalex says:
It is this bizzare balance that will allow you to GROPE with perfection.
Yaminomalex says:
Make me proud, son.
Swiftman says:
I'm older than you. Son nothing! >=(
Yaminomalex says:
Don't talk back.
Yaminomalex says:
Yakkity Yak.
Swiftman says:
Yakety Sax
Yaminomalex says:
Yaks are gross.
Yaminomalex says:
Sex.
Yaminomalex says:
SExXxellent
Yaminomalex says:
There once was a panda who liked eating pocky so much. that he sat under a huge tree with evil monkeys and wondered about why underwear smells.
He swatted a GIANT BLEEDING VAGINA Then, he lol'd and blew the fuck up in a huge fucking nuke, but the nuke was a dud.
The panda growled, because he's a fatso so he ate SOME POCKY. The pocky gave him butt disease.
Then he exploded in a pink fire.
Yaminomalex says:
SAVE PANDAS
Swiftman says:
Yaminomalex says:
Your sclince is deafening.
Swiftman says:
Your MOM is deafening!
Yaminomalex says:
No see wasn't when I was in bed with her last night.
Yaminomalex says:
Neither was Yaminomalex.
Yaminomalex says:
D:
Swiftman says:
<_>
Yaminomalex says:
They both need to work on their HERAMPH.
Swiftman says:
WEEZING
Yaminomalex says:
Because next time I get in bed with them I'm gonna be a wild animal.
Yaminomalex says:
Fuck Weezing.
Yaminomalex says:
I summon CHAOS EMPEROR DRAGON.
Swiftman says:
GO BANANA
Yaminomalex says:
No, I'd rather go nuts.
Yaminomalex says:
Peanuts.
Swiftman says:
cashews are better
Yaminomalex says:
Makes a great sandwitch.
Swiftman says:
just like your mom. OH SNAP
Yaminomalex says:
I got over that phase just like I got over your mom.
Yaminomalex says:
OH SNAP.
Yaminomalex says:
FEISTA BIGOT.
Swiftman says:
ROYAL RAINBOW
Yaminomalex says:
No.
Swiftman says:
Ye
Yaminomalex says:
Ye Old England = dirty.
Yaminomalex says:
Those ugly fuckers didn't bathe.
Yaminomalex says:
At least thouse Japs did.
Yaminomalex says:
Those, funny Japs.
Yaminomalex says:
With their, technology and butt groping.
Yaminomalex says:
God Bless Germany.
Yaminomalex says:
C-C-C-Combo Breaker.
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And that's why we-- wait, Yaminomalax isn't dead yet?
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No, YOU are feckin' insane.
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And you thought YAMI was weird...
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Yami and yamino should fight, winner gets a bucket full of home made "apple juice"
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No, YOU are feckin' insane.
What about ME, huh? I am crazier than Yaminomalex by 20 times. It is just hard to type all of the retarded things I do. Like scream "Destiny has abandoned me" and then slap the person to the right of me 3 times. A different way each time, too!
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No, YOU are feckin' insane.
What about ME, huh? I am crazier than Yaminomalex by 20 times. It is just hard to type all of the retarded things I do. Like scream "Destiny has abandoned me" and then slap the person to the right of me 3 times. A different way each time, too!
no.
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He has point, Jason is the one who taught me most of the random insane things that I am currently aware of.