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General => General => Topic started by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 04, 2006, 09:48:45 pm

Title: Panda attacks!!!!!!!
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 04, 2006, 09:48:45 pm: What is the funniest way, in your opinion, to see King Kong be defeated?
Mine would either be getting shot by millions of psycho cowboys or fighting a giant blue Kung-Fu panda.

*smirking at the fact that this will liven up the forum some more, not caring about my retarded methods of doing so*
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Post by: Yaminomalex on February 04, 2006, 09:49:52 pm: It would be funny if the US army groped him to death.
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Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 04, 2006, 09:53:12 pm: Actually, my vote is for Sumo Santa to come crashing down on top of King Kong (Wearing army fatigues). That and giving Kong a 9999 pound banana FILLED WITH EXPLOSIVES. There would be casualties by organ impact alone (for both. Sumo Santa takes no prisoners)
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Post by: jv2k on February 05, 2006, 01:45:56 pm: A few weeks ago I watched one of those extreme video shows on the national geographic channel. I would have skipt it since it came right after another, but this one had something different, something amazing, something bizzar! It was... a panda attack. Every comercal break I saw it, the panda clawing at the guys back. I was hyped, I always believed pandas were the gentle, cute bear, but it was time they prove themselves that vicious tittle.

Then In saw it... the panda actually clawed at the guy and pulled him closer to the bars. I thought it was kickass, that panda was a beast! Then it finally got the guys bookbag(or was it a coat... I forgot which), what does it do now that it believes it has caught what it was after in its cold deadly claws!
It snuggles with it, I kid you not the anouncer was acting like this animal was dangerous and here it is cuddling with the jacked. In short it was the biggest animal attack disapointment ever.
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Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 05, 2006, 03:33:38 pm: Now just imagine one fighting King Kong. A giant Panda named Frank with a bamboo staff
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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on February 05, 2006, 04:23:55 pm: I'd have his ass shredded by Unicron. Then I'd have Unicron eat NYC, so Buffalo wouldn't be ingored anymore. *SHOT*
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Post by: Yaminomalex on February 05, 2006, 04:28:39 pm: Blizzard Buffalo
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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on February 05, 2006, 04:30:43 pm: LAUNCHER OCTOPULDO
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Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 05, 2006, 04:31:18 pm: Explosion Shrimp

Bloodshed Hamster
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Post by: Yaminomalex on February 05, 2006, 04:34:43 pm: Armer Armage
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Post by: RetroJape on February 05, 2006, 06:29:18 pm: Losing his virginty to the empire state building ;)

*shot*
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Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 05, 2006, 07:07:37 pm: *shot*
*shot*
*shot*
my dream come true. I AM BUTTERED TOAST!!!
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Post by: Yaminomalex on February 05, 2006, 08:59:47 pm: It's not over yet!
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Post by: RetroJape on February 05, 2006, 09:44:44 pm: Time to get serious!
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Post by: Yaminomalex on February 05, 2006, 10:21:44 pm: Ah-ah-ah!
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Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 06, 2006, 04:38:27 am: *shot**shot**shot**shot**shot*

Here I am. At the store....
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Post by: Bladegash on February 06, 2006, 04:44:07 am: Thank you for not stretching the tables.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on February 06, 2006, 11:19:20 am: Situation normal : all fucked up.
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Post by: Superyoshi on February 06, 2006, 01:47:27 pm: Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
Situation normal : all fucked up.

So she vac-tubed the tag through in the last seconds of her life. One special lady!
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Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 06, 2006, 02:15:49 pm: Dear Strong Bad
Why wear pants? Creepy pants all the time get some. Maybe parachute, maybe clown care. Some ants Toot,
Clancy
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on February 07, 2006, 04:37:08 am: That reminds me, Yamino, of Private SNAFU, those old wartime cartoons. Hahaha, Dr. Suess was a pervert.