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Title: So i herd
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 14, 2007, 02:34:10 am: I heard there's this new guy, and he's trying to take my position as top forum-whore. Well... Let the battel begin, Deus... Let the battel begin.
Title: So i herd
Post by: Swiftman on March 14, 2007, 02:40:11 am: Not without me you don't, Lazlo. He's going to have to take on us both if he hopes to crown up the posts.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 14, 2007, 02:41:54 am: Alright Captain! Let TPHcon 2007 begin!
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Post by: Swiftman on March 14, 2007, 02:48:49 am: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/RAWKOUT.gif)

Let's get it on
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 14, 2007, 02:49:55 am: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/sexypantsdance.gif)

I'M READY TO ROKK
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Post by: Swiftman on March 14, 2007, 02:51:02 am: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/Kraid.png)
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 14, 2007, 02:53:58 am: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/thumbs.jpg)

RAWK ON!
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Post by: Swiftman on March 14, 2007, 03:00:15 am: .....I got nothin' from the glory days that can beat that.

or......

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/capncanada.gif)

Do I?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 14, 2007, 03:02:44 am: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/winner.png)
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Post by: Swiftman on March 14, 2007, 03:17:27 am: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/broom.jpg)

still makes me laugh to this day..
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 14, 2007, 03:31:40 am: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/broken.gif)
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Post by: Deus35 on March 14, 2007, 01:05:30 pm: *Explodes*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 14, 2007, 01:13:27 pm: That's right Deus35! You can't compete with us!
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Post by: Deus35 on March 14, 2007, 01:16:34 pm: *Gets rebuilt by sigma and does his dragon breath attack*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 14, 2007, 01:20:58 pm: Lazlo dodged Deus35's attack with ease, and smirked at the challenger, "Ahh, so it's a war you want?" He said smugly. "Then it's a war you've got! Avast!" As he was yelling he pulled out his YP-Z5 Space Mechanics blaster, and fired off 12 quick shots, rolling behind a nearby boulder. "Swift, I need you back here, we've got a live one!" Lazlo took one more look over the boulder, but he couldn't locate Deus35. Where is he?
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Post by: Deus35 on March 14, 2007, 01:23:51 pm: *Does a few hadokens for a distraction, then runs behind enemy lines and takes out there power supply (if there is one) then runs back to his volcano.*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 14, 2007, 01:28:59 pm: Lazlo saw Deus running off to the TPHian National Power Reserve. "Hrm, cutting off power, eh? Little does he know I don't need it." As Deus ran towards a nearby conveniently placed volcano, Lazlo jumped out from behind his rock and began running, unseen, after the newcomer. "This guy's quick," Lazlo said to himself, "But I'm used to battling Swiftman!"

Lazlo leaped into the air, sailing over Deus, to the crater of the volcano. "What are you up to..?" He pulled out a a small smart mine, and tossed it into the volcano, dashing off to his underground lava bunker.
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Post by: Deus35 on March 14, 2007, 01:31:06 pm: *Jumps into the volcano and covers himself in a lava shield to protect himself from the lava, the mine explodes and makes lava rise out of the volcano making a man-made eruption destroying most of the things in its way, then jumps out of the volcano*
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Post by: Deus35 on March 14, 2007, 01:39:55 pm: *Looks around and sees noone so he goes to sigma stage 3*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 14, 2007, 01:41:26 pm: "What is this guy's game?" Lazlo wondered aloud. His underground volcano bunker was rather large, for a one-man command center. It had recently been remodeled from the Lazlocave, after the last of the fangirls left. Thinking about that day, Lazlo looked down. I can't believe I let it come to that... Well not for long! We'll bring TPH back to it's former glory! "iiVIVA EL FORO!!"

Lazlo pressed the large red button on the center of his console, and a rumbling overtook the underground bunker. A door opened at one end of the bunker, and Lazlo ran towards it, inputting a code into the wall panel, that shot him up a large elevator shaft. The scene cut to him in the command seat of a large mech. He shouted into the mech's voice amplifier, "Alright Deus, this mech was built for use by myself and my good friend Xteven Xavier, we call it the Mega Xteven Lazlo Robot, or Mega XLR. Do you really want to fight me?"

The mech leaped into the air, activating it's movement thrusters to hover over the landscape, searching for the small movement that would give away Deus' location. "Where are you...?" A flash of moment out of the corner of Lazlo's eye, he fired towards it, and a mean of energy flew from the XLR's cannon, creating a giant crater, 10 meters in radius. The charred remains of a dead boar were all that remained in there.
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Post by: Deus35 on March 14, 2007, 01:45:40 pm: *On a moniter, I see a big explotion and sigma takes me into his lab and upgrades me to have better speed, attack, and strength, then goes into a portal to his new volcano.*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 14, 2007, 01:49:17 pm: "Lazlo, an anomalous energy spike has been detected in Sector 38-Alpha, should we proceed to that location?" The voice of Lazlo's main computer was that of a confidant, though kind woman. Lazlo looked towards his viewscreen, which showed a grid-work map of the area, and saw another large volcano.

He nodded, "Make it so." The mech blasted towards the direction of the volcano, and promptly proceeded to obliterate it. "Where are all these things coming from?"
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Post by: Deus35 on March 14, 2007, 01:51:04 pm: *Expected him to come, so he made a magma tunnel to other volcanos where he can go to them all over the world, he goes to one about 100 miles away from Lazlo and makes it erupt violently then heads to another one far away*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 14, 2007, 01:58:19 pm: "This is getting ridiculous." Lazlo said, as he charged up the XLR's cannon, and fired it into the volcano, causing all volcanoes on the world to simultaneously erupt, spewing Earth's innards into space, which, creating a hard outer crust, blocked out the sun. Leaving only those with robotic aids the ability to see.
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Post by: Deus35 on March 14, 2007, 02:00:24 pm: *Magma Dragoon is a robot so he can see without a sun, but without a volcano all he can do is hide in the core*
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Post by: RetroJape on March 14, 2007, 02:13:32 pm: DESU?
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Post by: Swiftman on March 14, 2007, 02:13:36 pm: From high above came a lone, single green mech. Larger proportionally than the Mega XLR, but with much less firepower, and a slight upgrade in durability than the XLR.

Swooping above the crusty surface of the reformed Earth, Swiftman, at the pilot's controls within the Skiver, scanned and searched for some trace of Deus, though was primarily worried about the citizens of Earth.

Dammit, Lazlo... Swift thought to himself. Now you'll basically make McQuarrie the only trace of humanity left...

Disregarding that fact and preparing for a battle, Swift continued to search for Deus in all directions, beginning at the coordinates that his Admiral, Lazlo, sent of his last location, and heading in a spiral from there, mega halogen bulbs at work.
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Post by: Deus35 on March 14, 2007, 02:20:08 pm: *Knows that the core is no longer save, he heads to sigma stage 3 and repairs any damage he received, then sigma and dragoon combine to make Sigmadoon*
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Post by: Swiftman on March 14, 2007, 02:23:39 pm: *continues searching*
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Post by: Yaminomalex on March 14, 2007, 02:25:57 pm: Hi nard?
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Post by: Deus35 on March 14, 2007, 02:26:47 pm: *Comes out of a portal in a large city walks around humming*
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Post by: Swiftman on March 14, 2007, 02:30:33 pm: "Ah ha!"

Swiftman put all the engines on his Skiver's wings to full power and thrusted towards Deus, angling the wings backwards and streaking down foot first, striking Deus across the head with a large twenty-ton foot, shattering its baser exoskeleton and damaging vital computer systems.
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Post by: Deus35 on March 14, 2007, 02:33:36 pm: *He gets destroyed, and as you know if you played the X seris, if you destroy sigma one time he comes back better, Magma Dragoon and Sigma, call apon Web spider, Frost Walrus, Jet Stingray, Slash Beast, Storm Owl, Cyber Peacock, and Split mushroom to form a gigaintic robotic beast, and splits the earth in two, and jumps off of the earth, and onto another planet.*
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Post by: Swiftman on March 14, 2007, 02:45:22 pm: [replying to this was difficult, since there was a lot of lulz in that post there.... XDXD]

Little beknowest to Deus, the planet he had jumped onto had a team of Mechwarriors ready for him, who promptly opened fire with a myriad of Blast Lasers, PPC's, short and long range missiles, and many kinds of solid fire weapons, striking him down instantly.

The Maverick mech was promptly torn apart by the Skiver within half a minute, limb from limb.
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Post by: Deus35 on March 14, 2007, 03:37:00 pm: *After he was destroyed, Sigma had sent a backup memory to his lab, along with the other mavericks, and sent a virus around the galaxy, making many robots malfunction*
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Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on March 14, 2007, 05:36:25 pm: Quite for everything you guys said.
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Post by: Deus35 on March 14, 2007, 06:19:47 pm: *Evilish laugh*
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Post by: Swiftman on March 14, 2007, 09:44:29 pm: The virus that Sigma sent around did not affect Swiftman or his mechwarriors, since no artificial intelligence existed on those mechs, no damage was taken.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 15, 2007, 10:39:22 am: Lazlo's mech came to a halt, and crashed to the New Crust of the Earth, his console displaying a warning. Of course, he was running Windows Vista, which asks about EVERY change you ever make (Although he'd finally figured out how to hack it to make it stop asking if course corrections were okay) so a large popup had filled the screen, alerting him that some critical system files had been changed, and he'd need to do an archive and install. So he fiddled through his CD case, and found the install disc and waited. And waited.
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Post by: Swiftman on March 15, 2007, 04:03:06 pm: Swiftman noticed something quirky about his computer systems...

Not taking chances, all his essential control system files were backed up onto a 3 1/4 1.4 mb Floppy Disk, removed the disk, and then typed:

C:\>format C:
THIS WILL DELETE ALL DATE IN C:. ARE YOU SURE?
Y
Processing.....
Done!
C:\>Copy A: to C:
Processing...
Done!
C:\>

All in the time it took for Lazlo to just find his install disk.
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Post by: Deus35 on March 15, 2007, 04:25:27 pm: I plan failed noooo!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 15, 2007, 06:05:00 pm: Swiftman, you of all people should know the PROPER way it happens.

C:\>FORMAT C:
THIS WILL DELETE ALL DATA ON VOLUME C:
CONTINUE? [Y/N] Y

Done!
C:\>COPY A:\* C:\

Done!
C:\>_
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Post by: Deus35 on March 15, 2007, 09:37:34 pm: After my plan failed, the scrap parts in Sigmas base reshape Magma Dragoon and he sits in a throne and watches a screen, waiting and watching for a perfect strike when nobody is expecting it.

20 years later

Everything returns back to normal after all the destruction, people return back to there lifes and everyone wonders what happened.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 15, 2007, 10:08:43 pm: Lazlo is still installing Windows Vista, when he gets a call from Swiftman, who says...
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Post by: Swiftman on March 16, 2007, 03:53:20 am: "'sup?"
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 16, 2007, 11:17:54 am: nm u?
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Post by: Deus35 on March 16, 2007, 11:44:35 am: The time seems right to Sigma, yet does anyone know he has a new partner joining the takeover

??: I have a brillint plan, it can not fail.

Sigma: Great, lets see it put into action.

Magma Dragoon: Finally we can crush those mechs.

??: You'll see soon Sigma...
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Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on March 16, 2007, 02:57:05 pm: Quote from: "Deus35"
??: I have a brillint plan, it can not fail.

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Post by: Deus35 on March 16, 2007, 03:05:16 pm: Do you mean Untrue?
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Post by: RetroJape on March 16, 2007, 03:09:33 pm: Tsk, tsk...You have much to learn.
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Post by: Deus35 on March 16, 2007, 03:12:08 pm: Quote from: "RetroJape"
Tsk, tsk...You have much to learn.

Tell me what I need to learn so I may take notes.
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Post by: Swiftman on March 16, 2007, 03:43:14 pm: Taking notes on TPH would be like receiving piano lessons from a tone-deaf blind Autistic child.
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Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on March 16, 2007, 04:22:59 pm: Quote from: "Swiftman"
Taking notes on TPH would be like receiving piano lessons from a tone-deaf blind Autistic child.

...Who is dead.
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Post by: Deus35 on March 16, 2007, 05:07:45 pm: Back on topic would be nice...
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Post by: Superyoshi on March 16, 2007, 05:32:12 pm: Quote from: "Deus35"
Back on topic would be nice...

HAHAHAHAHAHA....you are a funny man.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 16, 2007, 06:01:16 pm: Quote from: "Deus35"
Back on topic would be nice...

This forum's been around some three or four years and I think that's the first time anyone's said that.
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Post by: Superyoshi on March 16, 2007, 06:06:26 pm: Two.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 16, 2007, 06:12:15 pm: Bullshit. I've been here two years.
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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on March 16, 2007, 07:57:50 pm: Trying to make this forum serious is liek trying to teach a retarded monkey how to walk.
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Post by: Deus35 on March 16, 2007, 08:00:41 pm: I guess i better find a retarded monkey
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Post by: Swiftman on March 16, 2007, 08:43:07 pm: Quote from: "Deus35"
I guess i better find a retarded monkey

*throws Yami at Deus*
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Post by: Deus35 on March 16, 2007, 08:44:05 pm: Lol :lol:
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 16, 2007, 08:47:15 pm: Lawlz.
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Post by: Deus35 on March 16, 2007, 10:54:41 pm: LOLZ
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Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on March 17, 2007, 12:02:36 am: For one, not quite.
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Post by: RetroJape on March 17, 2007, 12:00:21 pm: Quote from: "Mr. Fortune Cookie"
For one, not quite.
Quite.
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Post by: Deus35 on March 17, 2007, 12:08:08 pm: Pie is good
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Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on March 17, 2007, 12:19:15 pm: Quote from: "RetroJape"
Quote from: "Mr. Fortune Cookie"
For one, not quite.
Quite.

Indeed quite to the quiteness of the anti-quite. Well, not quite.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 17, 2007, 12:29:56 pm: I understand.
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Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on March 17, 2007, 12:32:00 pm: Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
I understand.

I don't think you do.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 17, 2007, 12:32:30 pm: You got me, I lied.
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Post by: Swiftman on March 17, 2007, 01:24:14 pm: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/cheesekun.jpg)
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Post by: protoman on March 17, 2007, 08:19:06 pm: shiitsuu is the shit.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 17, 2007, 11:32:34 pm: Quote from: "protoman"
shiitsuu is the shit.

I don't ge--

Oooooohhhhh!

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i c wat u did thr
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Post by: Deus35 on March 18, 2007, 12:45:23 am: SPAM ALERT! *WEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOO*
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Post by: RetroJape on March 18, 2007, 11:27:14 am: Quote from: "Deus35"
SPAM ALERT! *WEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOO*
No kidding.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on March 18, 2007, 06:04:48 pm: Quote from: "Deus35"
SPAM ALERT! *WEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOO*

SPAM? IN MY TPH?
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Post by: Deus35 on April 15, 2007, 01:43:07 pm: ALERT THE OFFICALS