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Title: Mr. Fortune Cookie facts
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on April 26, 2007, 03:45:07 pm

Here's some ture facts you may not know about our good friend, Mr. Fortune Cookie.

-A classic holiday sandwich makes Mr Fortune Cookie horny.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie’s favorite television program is 12 Ounce Mouse
-Mr. Fortune Cookie’s favorite movie is Scooby Doo Meets Dick Van Dyke.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie thinks that everyone wants to marry him.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie believes that blowing up the Thunderzords on the Internet will make HAH HMMM
-Mr. Fortune Cookie does not believe in fairies.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie kills people with their own guns.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie once saw a big chocolate dick come out of the printer.
- www.blowme/uptheass.youfucker.com  is a very good website.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie enjoys a good bucket of bucket cheese.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie was sexually abused by Mr. Fortune Cookie as a baby.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie failed.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie has a certified PhD in lame threads.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie’s true form is Duke of Meat.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie….
-Mr. Fortune Cookie drinks at the urinals.
-PERHAPS.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie started the totally untrue rumor that UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE .
-Mr. Fortune Cookie's best friends are dead.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie is an admitted fan of his own movies
-Mr. Fortune Cookie thinks that Corflake, Arkansas is a dirty country.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie  thinks that dhkjhfhghknbvbvnbvjnbvdbvbjvjvtbrujrxcfasddgass.
-TETSUOTETSUOTETUSOTETSUOTETSUOTETUSO
-It's quite clear, that it'll never be PERSPECTIVE.

Title: Re: Mr. Fortune Cookie facts
Post by: Web Spider on May 05, 2007, 08:36:00 pm

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Title: Re: Mr. Fortune Cookie facts
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on May 06, 2007, 01:48:54 am

Quote from: Web Spider on May 05, 2007, 08:36:00 pm

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...osapj lehertl upweisn qwijewij!!!

lakskd!    ;D

Title: Re: Mr. Fortune Cookie facts
Post by: KingNecroPope on May 06, 2007, 09:38:37 am

Lol, I totally remember that. You know that dolphin's still pissed at you, right?

Title: Re: Mr. Fortune Cookie facts
Post by: Web Spider on June 05, 2007, 06:01:58 pm

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Title: Re: Mr. Fortune Cookie facts
Post by: KingNecroPope on June 25, 2007, 07:29:55 pm

You forgot to mention that Mr. Fortune Cookie is a chinese.