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Title: *sigh* Here we go. *trumpets start to play* I give you....
Post by: Jehuty on August 17, 2005, 02:08:45 am: ...a mysterious ninja. He's a friend of mine. He goes by the name of *Dramatic pause* .......... Firendestroy!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Anyways..... please refrain from touching him, making direct eye contact, or feeding the little guy or else he'll devour you. Okay? Lazlo and I invited him here and if he does something extremely stupid, just ban him for a couple weeks or do something bad to him. Okay? Thanks and G' day to you all. Firendestroy, please be nice okay?
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Post by: Firendestroy on August 17, 2005, 02:12:32 am: Yesh, I am the mysterious ninja....here to bring death and decay to the forums. All who enter my path shall be ctrl+alt+deleted. Bwahahaha....and...yeah, thats basically it. I dont bite....hard. So, feel free to say hello? :o
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Post by: Jehuty on August 17, 2005, 02:13:48 am: *sigh* Hi there old fool. Welcome to TPH. Relax and enjoy your stay. In case ya don't know, me and Firendestroy go back a long way.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 17, 2005, 02:16:02 am: What about Jehuty? He uses a Mac, and CTRL+Alt+Del do nothing for him.

Except get him off. Whoa, did I just say that?
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Post by: Firendestroy on August 17, 2005, 02:16:10 am: HARRRR, we used to be pirates, him and I. We would wreak havoc along the Grand Line...until we realized Naruto was much better than One Piece and I became a ninja instead of a pirate... :twisted:
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Post by: Jehuty on August 17, 2005, 02:17:16 am: True Story.
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Post by: Firendestroy on August 17, 2005, 02:18:14 am: Hai. and we baked magic imbued muffins of +2 dexterity, with which we used to slay the orc hordes of Mordor.
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Post by: Jehuty on August 17, 2005, 02:18:30 am: Ah, good times.
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Post by: Firendestroy on August 17, 2005, 02:20:43 am: Ahh, I remember it like it was yesterday. We would go skinny dipping for clams in my bathroom sink and we discovered the lost city of Atlantas, which had been inhabited by deep sea leprechauns who gave to us a pot of gold which I blew on scratch off lotto tickets. and...here we are.
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Post by: Trigger on August 17, 2005, 02:21:11 am: NARD ALERT!! *shot*

Hello, whoever you are. Apparently you and Jehuty go way back.

Right now...this may be new or something, but I'm too lazy to gret you like I would everyone else....So...*shank*

Have some fun while your here...
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 17, 2005, 02:21:13 am: Reminds me of my travels.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/ninja.jpg)
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Post by: Jehuty on August 17, 2005, 02:22:00 am: Errrrrr............. Yes. Just stop spamming and stuff okay. That'll get ya in trouble.
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Post by: Trigger on August 17, 2005, 02:22:37 am: Your such a liar jehuty.

SPAM ALL YOU WANT!! NOBODY CARES!!
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Post by: Tiger on August 17, 2005, 02:22:52 am: What other pastires can you make?

Zaijian,
Tiger
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Post by: Jehuty on August 17, 2005, 02:23:23 am: OOOkkkkay. We need a spam section, like on MMtL.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 17, 2005, 02:24:00 am: Oh, I just remembered, the bathrooms on the left, MOVE is your ability to move, and CT is your charge time. Beware the ones with no faces, they bite. Watch for loose wiring, and an army of gaybos is bent on destroying your dick.
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Post by: Firendestroy on August 17, 2005, 02:24:15 am: Spam? Whoo...I am so going to get banned from here in record time. I shall troll, and flame, and blowwww your house down. Yesh. I am a big bad wolf. Ph34r /\/\3
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Post by: Tiger on August 17, 2005, 02:24:29 am: Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Reminds me of my travels.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/ninja.jpg)

I can't help thinking about what it will feel like when all that duct tape is taken off....

Zaijian,
Tiger
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Post by: Jehuty on August 17, 2005, 02:24:33 am: XD. Classic. Actually, it must hurt.
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Post by: Peaches on August 17, 2005, 02:27:42 am: my house is made of modern fabricated materials of some sort. Thus no amount of flames or trolling can knock it down.
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Post by: Firendestroy on August 17, 2005, 02:28:08 am: Ahh, duct tape. It inspires me to tell of another steamy tale of mine back in Tijuana....but I'm afraid that it'd inspire hot sex to break out amongst everyone. Sorry
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 17, 2005, 02:29:18 am: Is that really a bad thing?
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Post by: Jehuty on August 17, 2005, 02:31:07 am: You guys wanna know how far back me and Firendestroy go? That's a loooooooooooong story.
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Post by: Faris on August 17, 2005, 02:31:08 am: Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Is that really a bad thing?

Yes, it is Lazlo. Since I'm probably up first in line. vv

and hi, FND! Glad to see you made it here!
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Post by: Tiger on August 17, 2005, 02:31:34 am: Considering that their is a population imbalance between males and females, the females have mostly selected a male anyway, and the uncoupled males are not homosexual... I'd say yes.

Zaijian,
Tiger
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Post by: Firendestroy on August 17, 2005, 02:32:22 am: First in line?...hah!!! Well....only if we could use cactus :twisted:
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Post by: Jehuty on August 17, 2005, 02:33:23 am: *sigh* Yep. Aren't you sleepy, FND? I mean, you literally live across the street from me.
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Post by: Faris on August 17, 2005, 02:33:27 am: But what if I don't want a guy at all? Ever? I'd rather have Antha than Lazlo, any day!

Oops.... That came out wrong.... Well, you get my point anyways.
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Post by: Firendestroy on August 17, 2005, 02:39:14 am: Quote from: "Jehuty"
*sigh* Yep. Aren't you sleepy, FND? I mean, you literally live across the street from me.

wuh? I do?....I mean...uhmm...of course I do! Yarrr... :shock:
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Post by: Jehuty on August 17, 2005, 02:42:39 am: Popular topic in record time. Even faster than Antha's intro topic. Dude, that is awesome. Of course coming from you FND, I'm not surprised.
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Post by: Antha on August 17, 2005, 02:44:29 am: Okay... can people with no faces bite? I'm really confused by that statement, but anyway.

This may be a little late in coming but... 'ello dere! And... I'm the Antha he spoke of, and now, I'm off. *whoosh*
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Post by: Jehuty on August 17, 2005, 02:48:01 am: zOMG!!! Antha can fly!!! o_O. Anyways, I could tell everybody FND's and my adventures, but that would need another thread.
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Post by: Firendestroy on August 17, 2005, 02:48:03 am: Woah! I just felt my spider sense tingling....or was my cell phone on vibrate? eh, well...hullo thar random famous person of these forums. 8) If you ever need someone 'silenced'....I am cheap and clean. No mess to clean up, and very discreet. Fun for the whole family.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 17, 2005, 02:49:49 am: Come on, Faris, you know you want me!
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Post by: Jehuty on August 17, 2005, 02:50:27 am: Errrr.... you assasinated JFK didn't you, FND!!! I know you did!!! Don't lie to me!!! GRAAGAARA!!!
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Post by: Faris on August 17, 2005, 02:55:51 am: Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Come on, Faris, you know you want me!

Never, Lazlo! NEVAH! *flint blades*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 17, 2005, 02:56:50 am: However, for someone so gay, you sure do seem affectionate towards me.
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Post by: Firendestroy on August 17, 2005, 02:57:01 am: JFK?....no. I didnt go to work that day, I had a case of the flu. I had the Brady Bunch fill in for me that day. They do good work, and yes....they are ninjas. Beware
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Post by: Jehuty on August 17, 2005, 02:57:42 am: See, FND? This happens alot over here. Violent outbursts and random stabbing of persons. You love that kinda stuff. *flashback*
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Post by: Faris on August 17, 2005, 03:00:56 am: Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
However, for someone so gay, you sure do seem affectionate towards me.

Can't I like nice people, Lazlo? *pats hilt*
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Post by: Jehuty on August 17, 2005, 03:02:30 am: *cough* Since everyone is so curious about FND and my adventures I'll share it in a separate thread.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 17, 2005, 03:02:39 am: Quote from: "Faris"
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
However, for someone so gay, you sure do seem affectionate towards me.

Can't I like nice people, Lazlo? *pats hilt*

I'm just playing with you, Faris. *pats random elephant*
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Post by: Jehuty on August 17, 2005, 03:03:09 am: WTF is an elephant doing in your room, Lazlo?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 17, 2005, 03:04:28 am: Quote from: "Jehuty"
WTF is an elephant doing in your room, Lazlo?

WTF is a Lazlo doing in my room?
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Post by: Faris on August 17, 2005, 03:04:37 am: A wizard did it.
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Post by: Firendestroy on August 17, 2005, 03:07:51 am: Dont make me have to put on my robe and wizards hat, and roll initiative on all of you. I could cast Magic Missile lvl 3 and like, lower your hp by three. So dont mess with me, punks. rawr!
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Post by: Trigger on August 17, 2005, 03:08:43 am: YOU SO VERY BUS
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Post by: NeoCalculus on August 17, 2005, 09:07:38 am: If I had a nickle for everytime I heard that, I would have 2 cents.

WELCOME TO YOUR ZOMG MAI CAEK!!!

Here is the question, what flavor of caek is the best? ANSWER ME FIRENDESTROY!!!
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Post by: protoman on August 17, 2005, 11:18:16 am: welcome to the forum.
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Post by: Swiftman on August 17, 2005, 11:25:55 am: Welcome, JND. You seem to fit the random violence part of our forum VERY nicely. Just avoid flaming and you'll go far.
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Post by: Jehuty on August 17, 2005, 01:46:54 pm: You heard the man, FND. Only one person so far (that I know of) has gotten himself banned and that was TPHplease. But that was for flaming.
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Post by: Herb on August 17, 2005, 03:45:29 pm: i got some other dude banned for advertising male enhancement pills
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Post by: Jody on August 17, 2005, 04:58:10 pm: Welcome, FND. Hope you have fun and stuff.

Make me mad, and I'll destroy you.

That'll be all.

:)
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 17, 2005, 06:07:12 pm: (The secret answer is oral sex)
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Post by: Tiger on August 19, 2005, 05:05:13 pm: No no Lazlo, that's the secret question. "Oral sex?"

Go ahead. Try it.

Zaijian,
Tiger
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Post by: Swiftman on August 19, 2005, 05:31:01 pm: *coughs and walks up to Antha*

"Or-"

*is already beaten to death*

*respawns at entry point*

Heh.... She's tough. But I WAS going to say "Or isn't it the password?" But.... Heh. Better safe than sorry. *walks off to general section*