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General => General => Topic started by: jv2k on September 08, 2005, 02:38:08 pm
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of me..
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/jv2k10/me.png)
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Wow this topics more pointless than the special olympics.
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I knew it'd be something stupid.
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and yet you still click....
either way the special olympics have a purpose and so does this thread... its just unkown at this point.
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(http://members.dodo.net.au/~grindercom/argument.jpg)
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I've seen that picture before... its awsome though that one looks edited a bit, you took it from someones sig I bet.
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I Google'd you win.
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Yes I do win! Fwhahahahahahaha!
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Monkey butts
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I'm a chimp, or a gorilla....
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I thought you were serious with the whole "naked" picture thing...............
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O_o.... why would I post naked pictures.... doesn't this site have rules against nudity...
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Sarcasm...... *sigh* I know the rules.
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(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9981/retardmatrixowned7bv.jpg)
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^_^;
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Woohooo!!!
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If there's a rule against being naked, Jody and I break this rule every night.
What? No, not together!
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*Smacks Lazlo*
The topic of me being naked is something you know nothing about. You only wish you did.
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I happen to know from informations passed down from Trigger that you get naked every single night. That's just the way it happens.
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THAT STUPID NARK!! WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BEDROOM STAYS IN THE BEDROOM!!
What.. ermm.. I mean..!! It's not what you think!!
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Ohohkay.
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Being a nudist I know a thing or five about being nekked. =3
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Being a nudist I know a thing or five about being nekked. =3
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I know that the last time I was naked I got arrested.
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I know that the last time I was naked I got arrested.
n00B >:E
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I had to get naked for the purpose of 'hygiene'. I don't see why it's needed, at least not now! *steamroller'd*
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I don't need showers, my sexuallent aura keeps BO away.
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*Smacks Lazlo*
The topic of me being naked is something you know nothing about. You only wish you did.
You sure?
. . .
Alright. Fine. But you can't hide our love forever.
*cries himselfto sleep*
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LOL! Peaches, you rock. XD
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But you still don't know anything about my nakedness.
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I do, because of your porn site, remember?
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*does the jedi mind trick on Lazlo* There is no Jody porn site. You will forget any inkling of what the nude female body is like. You will no longer pursue to see nude females. You will obey these words I'm speaking. Now Broom you must now sweep for me, the dust it fills my room.
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Yami CJMErl: :shock: *is mesmerized* Must...sweep...
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Interesting.
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Interesting.
Yes, quite
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Interesting.
Yes, quite
Verily so.
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Interesting.
Yes, quite
Verily so.
INTRESTING
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looli lawl lolz boobs har
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NO JOHN I WILL NOT SWEEP FOR YOU FOR I AM NOT YOUR BROOM!!
And furthermore, you Jedi mind tricks are nothing on me! NOTHING I SAY!
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Damn it for all your naked jody needs I made this site
www.nakedjody2k2.com
site may go down....
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The official site's better.
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Didn't it get shut down though?
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Yeah, I had too many people stalking me, so I closed 'er up.
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yeah, but I now run a second site that has all the same content.
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Well I'm screwed then.
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Don't worry, I black out your face.
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... LOL!!
Half of me is says: Thanks Laz, now I won't be killed.
The other half says: Prepare to die, now no one will know it's my hot body they're fapping to. (XD!!)
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I'm ascared of what happens in that strange little mind of yours, Jody.
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I myself am scared of the things that occur in my mind.
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Then the universe balances out. HURRAY BEER!
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Indeed. And Mike's Hard Lemonade. Maddog. Schmirnoffs. Wine coolers. >> All that stuff.
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I don't really drink beer, so oh well. Well, sometimes my mom and I drink wine together. And once I stole some beer or wine coolers or something from her and watched Buckaroo Banzai.
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I stole a lot of wine from my dad's house one night. Cuz' it was in this box in the fridge with this little spout deal, so I could take loads of it and they couldn't notice the amount go down. >>
*Innocent smile*
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Gimme Root Beer, Sugar Water, or NORMAL lemonade any day of the week. I love my sugary goods!
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Gimme Root Beer, Sugar Water, or NORMAL lemonade any day of the week. I love my sugary goods!
I'm with you, Root beer or Dr Pepper > Booze.
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The other half says: Prepare to die, now no one will know it's my hot body they're fapping to. (XD!!)
>_>
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I"ll just take some water now I guess.
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... LOL!!
Half of me is says: Thanks Laz, now I won't be killed.
The other half says: Prepare to die, now no one will know it's my hot body they're fapping to. (XD!!)
.... thats a pretty odd thought..... you can always have half of your face showing.
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jv2k's got a point, you could be like a naked Two-Face.
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Or I could just leave the naked Jodyness to Trig and Trig alone..
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Or I could just leave the naked Jodyness to Trig and Trig alone..
Yes. Anyone else shall be shot. Lazlo's will be shot twice.=_=
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*Sigh*Another pointless topic.....
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*Sigh*Another pointless topic.....
That's why TPH is cool.
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*Sigh*Another pointless topic.....
That's why TPH is cool.
I second that motion.
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K pust a picture of ur mums tits plz or"ill I'll eat j00. >=3
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*Sigh*Another pointless topic.....
That's why TPH is cool.
I second that motion.
I think he was disappointed by this topic's title.
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I know I was!
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I mean..
:idea: LOOK, A LIGHTBULB!! *Flees*
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I know everyone was sad that I left out my real nakedness, which is understandable, as I am a studdly man with the power of 100000 suns!
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Like you were even gonna show us anyway. :| Don't bother-- you'll embarass yourself. :|
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I wont show myself, because I am so glorious looking your computer screen can't handle it.
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Dude, I can handle anything. Like I'll chicken out. Show it to the ladies if you think you're that cool. 8)
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Swiftman > Jv
Prove me wrong, JV. Prove your sexworthiness. [Jody shall be the judge.]
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I told you already my sexy powers are too strong, it causes you brains to implode.
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Swiftman > Jv
Prove me wrong, JV. Prove your sexworthiness. [Jody shall be the judge.]
Jehuty>Swiftman
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When I see a picture of Jv and my brain doesn't implode, it should be a sure sign of how it went. As in, him not being sexy enough to implode my brain. Then again, I doubt many could.
Good luck, boys.
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Ugh............ my head.......
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I shall protect you from your imploding brain! You shall never see the picture!
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I told you already my sexy powers are too strong, it causes you brains to implode.
Oh yeah? Bring it on!! :twisted:
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No I am tired of killing people! SOP TRYING TO MAKE ME KILL YOU!
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Oh no..... *slaps self in face*
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Thats right fear my stunning appearance!
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I once saw jv naked, and my head did implode. Twice. But that's because it was so weird looking. THINGS SHOULD NOT BEND LIKE THAT!
Lazlo > Everybody except Falco.
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lawl, I'm teh n00dist. lollolohalololololololololooloololoololaughlolol
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Lazlo, that was because if I didn't bend you would have seen my true form....
I do a person a favor and they talk down to you, thats the last time you see me in the nude!
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No I am tired of killing people! SOP TRYING TO MAKE ME KILL YOU!
Bak Bak Bak! Chicken!! :twisted: Bak Bak Bak
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Thank gawd!
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Thank gawd!
If that were true why did you see me twice?
And no megakevin! I WILL NOT DO IT!
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So I would be able to laugh at you later, duh!
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Thank gawd!
If that were true why did you see me twice?
And no megakevin! I WILL NOT DO IT!
CHICKEN!!!! BAK BAK BAK
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I'm not chicken! I jus don't want to kill anymore people.
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CCCCCHHHHHHHIIIIIICCCCCKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN!!!!!!!! :twisted: BAK BAK BAK BAK If you're not a chicken, prove it and show me the picture! CHICKEN CHICKEN
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I am a chicken then!
I shall not kill again!
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*kills Megakevinexe, then framse jv*
OMG HE MURDERED HIM!!!1 *finger-point*
*JV get's sent to jail and joins Bubba forever*
THE END
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Oh yeah, Trigger. Jv murdered me... :roll: Fine then, jv2k, don't show me then. Because since you don't know how to test me, I'm gonna stop then. This was all probably just a hoax, anyway. If I'd at least know what gender you are, I wouldn't be so... SCARED. :twisted:
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jv2k be male....
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Whatever then....... scaredycat. :twisted: :lol: hehehehee
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bah! I didn't travel all the way here to show everyone my mightyness.
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Sure, you came to start useless topics. Hehehehehe
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What's so great about Falco?
Unless you have a .gif of him in the SNES (the avatar of him talking)
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I'm sure Lazloo means the Austrian singer, Falco, who song the song Rock Me Amadeus.
I want that song.... But ti's so HUGE! >_<
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Yes, I do. I don't remember mentioning him in this thread, but I'm certain that's the one I meant. And I actually do have a picture of his SNES avatar, so nyhea.
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ZOMG BAK BAK BAK JV YOU CHICKEN BAK BAK.
*Cough*
@ JV and MegaKevin's picture battle..:
1. It's 'balk'. -__-
2. Also, could we try to refrain from second grade behavior? And if you must, do something that's funny, not stupid.
3. Jv is male, although I was almost positive everyone knew of that already.
4. You just want to see his pic cuz' you're gay and need something to fap too. Otherwise I honestly can't think of another reason that you would go so out of your way to get him to show his pic.
There's your Jody knowledge for today. Catchya later, kiddies.
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It's not like I'm gay or anything, but I know that lots of posters intend to lie. Even if they think they're telling the truth, they're not. So, to see if Jv2k was telling the truth, I called him a chicken because I know he's lying. I've seen lots of musclemen at the beach. What can I say. That big liar.
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Heh. Jody rocks my face off. WHE!! [not whee, whe.]
Always has the right thing to say to put down the inferior people! ^_^
And Megakevin, muscles don't always equal sexiness. If I put on a plaid jackshirt [pine scented] and carry an axe with me and wear a toque, the raw, undiluted Canadian sexworthiness is uncontrollable. [ask anyone here, I'm sure they'll agree.]
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Who said anything about muscles? I just have powers like that, I'm that good looking....
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I SHANT LET YOU FAP TO ME!
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Swift, I think you get my point. :wink:
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I SHANT LET YOU FAP TO ME!
Good choice. *Mega thumbs up*
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So what if he thinks he's a dude, but is really a chick? I don't care. Oh wait, lieing about muscles... I knew that.
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Well, Swift's right, muscles do not equal sexy. Especially in women...
(http://members.aol.com/zevstern/images/hot%20chick%20copy.jpg)
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I doubt jv2k looks like that. Hahahahaha :lol:
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We can only hope he doesn't. O.o *cough extreme*
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We can only hope he doesn't. O.o *cough extreme*
He he. Right back at you, Jody! :wink:
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D= double you tee eff?
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Her boobs are like muscle slabs. Hahahaha!! I thought it was a guy before, and I'm like 'wtf, why's he wearing that thing to cover is pecs?' And then a little later, I kinda figured it out, and then I'm like 'OMG SHE DOESN'T HAVE BOOBS, THEY'RE LIKE PECS! OH GROSSLY WEIRD!!'
Enter the mind of the Jody. You'll wish you never came.
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Jody's thoughts are far mroe tolerable than mine.
c:/cd\wierd
c:/WIERD/wierde~1.exe
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/wierdedout.jpg)
c:/cd\word
c:/WORD/wordpe~1.exe
Welcome to Wordperfect v. 1!
That, Lazlo, was really really really really really really really really disturbing. Don't do it again. [BLAST YOU, GOOGLE!]
c:/cd\descent
c:/DESCENT/descentr.exe
*plays*
Point being, my thoughts are far wierder than Jody's. [really! That's how I think!]
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ZOMG, that picture made me laugh so hard. I was sitting there for like 10 minutes trying to figure out if it was a guy with a creepy outfit, or a girl, or a photoshoppey picture.
She hath defiled the name of teh boobage.
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Good thing Jody makes up for the lack that that muscle girl has!
Uh..... >_>
Just ask Trigger!
*runs away from catgirl wrath, screaming out things like not meaning it and no inscest fro swiffy*
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We can only hope he doesn't. O.o *cough extreme*
He he. Right back at you, Jody! :wink:
Yes I don't look like that(thank god!), your worrys may end....
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Good thing Jody makes up for the lack that that muscle girl has!
I'm with him!
Wait, Jody's boobs aren't very big...
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Yea but they are bigger than your boobs!
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Maybe, we'll just have to see them, hm?
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My boobs rock.
Need I say more?
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Nope.
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:roll: Oh boy...
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Yes I think more needs to be said and shown....
Oh and I had to edit the one picture I did post, had it been uncensored you would have all died.
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How the heck could a picture kill someone? Idiot. At least it could work on the ladies everytime. :roll:
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Its so amazing it makes your head impload.
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What a moron.... uh huh. Yep. You're right. That picture will kill me. :roll: Uh huh. I believe you. :roll:
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[Pssssssst, Megakevin! Look in the post your picture maes! thread, page 5!]
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Jv2k... That's it? That was your picture? From the post a pic thread? THAT'S IT??! :?: :?: OMG!! YOU'RE SUCH A MORON!! Oh, my eyes hurt! Someone save me! COME ON!!! :evil:
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Here, Megakevin! I shall aid you!
*uses Tiger brand handi-omatic eye repairer on megakevin*
*because it really stings when used*
JV ain't THAT bad! I've seen FAR worse! He has valid rights to be egotisticle, I'd say!
*not meant to be taken too too seriously*
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I was joking, dude. That was sarcasm. No need for the eye repair. :|
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*not meant to be taken too too seriously*
Case in point. And you said your eyes were hurting, so I fixed them! ^_^ Just doing my duty! *shot*
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*shudders at the sight of Tiger's eye repair device* I am so glad you stopped going for my eyes...
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Jv2k... That's it? That was your picture? From the post a pic thread? THAT'S IT??! :?: :?: OMG!! YOU'RE SUCH A MORON!! Oh, my eyes hurt! Someone save me! COME ON!!! :evil:[/quot]
I'm trying to think of a clever or funny comeback....
but I got nothing...
:cry:
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Told you, dude. :roll: My eyes didn't hurt at all, you look cool, yeah, but nothing to hurt you. I was using sarcasm about my eyes. Use your common sense, guys.
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Common sense isn't too common, Megakevin.
And we knew you were joking, and we're joking back.
Big TPH hint: Don't take anything said too seriously, unless it's made clear to be serious.
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What if someone says
"I'm pregnant"
then says right after
"YOU ARE THE FATHER!"
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NO I'M THE FATHER!
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[I'm trying to think of a clever or funny comeback....
but I got nothing...
:cry:
No one can fool me!! :twisted:
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yet you have been fooled, but due to your new yorkness you get bonous points....
On a side not all canadians and southerners lose 50 points.
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yet you have been fooled, but due to your new yorkness you get bonous points....
On a side not all canadians and southerners lose 50 points.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/blewmind.png)
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yet you have been fooled, but due to your new yorkness you get bonous points....
On a side not all canadians and southerners lose 50 points.
Actually, I'm Dominican, and yet the whole eye thing doesn't count.
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yet you have been fooled, but due to your new yorkness you get bonous points....
On a side not all canadians and southerners lose 50 points.
Actually, I'm Dominican, and yet the whole eye thing doesn't count.
Dominican... your from that other island north of puerto rico!
Why does your location say new york then... either way hispanics get bonous points, unless you live in the southern US.
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I was born in New York, but my family is Dominican. Get it? :)
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Ohokay. I got confused.
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When I find a way to post my picture, I'll let you'all know(But I'm certainly NOT posting no nekkid picture. No offense, jv2k).
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yet you have been fooled, but due to your new yorkness you get bonous points....
On a side not all canadians and southerners lose 50 points.
Actually, I'm Dominican, and yet the whole eye thing doesn't count.
Dominican... your from that other island north of puerto rico!
Why does your location say new york then... either way hispanics get bonous points, unless you live in the southern US.
You leave the south alone! At least we're not Texas!
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I said I didn't come from there. I was born in New York, but my background is Dominican, and I'm in the northeast side of the USA
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Oh your worse than texas... at least texas has hispanics to cool it up.
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Are you out of your mind?? New York is where it's at, son! 8)
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Not you, I was talking to lazlo, I too am from the north eastern state they call new york.
New York>all
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*stumbles into the ground*
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Not you, I was talking to lazlo, I too am from the north eastern state they call new york.
New York>all
You spelled "Florida" wrong.
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No I spelt "New York" correctly. Florida is getting pimp slaped by hurricanes too much lately!
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Not really. It's those other states around it. Florida is now impervious to hurricanes.
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Naw, every season they get hit, not as bad as others, but they still get hit. So in short new york is teh rox0rs
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Except that it's New York.
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Besides that NYC pizza>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ALL!
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I'll have to agree with you.
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And that is why nyc owns.