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General => General => Topic started by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 07:43:51 am

Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 07:43:51 am
I hereby declare war.....

Swiftman vs. Lazlo Falconi!

[just a general RP fight, mainly between me an' Lazlo, but anyone can feel free to pop in and join]

Yahar! *swings a salmon at Lazlo's face*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 08:06:46 am
*Teams up with Swiftman*

Yar.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 08:14:30 am
Hee hee! Excellent! *gives pirate a plank to smack people with* Go nuts!

*continues swinging at Lazlo with a salmon*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 08:17:04 am
*Shanks Lazlo and steals his sister*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 10:24:26 am
*teams up with Lazlo*
]

Ha ha, I'm a rebel.

*Throws bratwurst at Swift*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 10:37:15 am
*Goes into parked Pyro-GX, goes into a room with a door impervious to weapons fire, and starts having sex with Lazlo's sister*

>_>

Don't worry, I outfitted the Pyro-GX to have ato-targeting turrets outside.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:04:49 am
Eh, I'll join in I guess.

*Rides up in the newly repaired Narcissa*

*sigh* Well, GUMBOHA!!!  *throws bowls of steaming hot shrimp gumbo at everyone*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 11:07:52 am
*Is still in Pyro-GX*

*A turret targets NC and shoots him*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:34:09 am
*the attack has no effect*

*turns towards Cortez*

DAMN YOU CORTEZ!!!!  *fires more steaming hot gumbo*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 11:35:54 am
*Is in room in Pyro-Gx with a door that is impervious to all attacks including gumbo in the entrance*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 01:03:03 pm
*Avoids salmon but not by DOING A BARREL ROLL*
Wut.
*Uses a CD to reflect a non-lethal death ray at Swift*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 02:02:45 pm
*Turret shoots Lazlo in the ass*

ASS SHOT.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 02:03:58 pm
*Bullets ricochet off buns of steel back at Pirate Cortez*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 02:06:33 pm
*Is still in secret room in Pyro-GX, still having sex with Lazlo's sister*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 02:13:18 pm
*I don't care who you have sex with, as long as it's not me*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: jv2k on September 20, 2005, 02:14:10 pm
I'll help lazlo, he made me an admin on romsource!
*PULLS OUT JILL*
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 02:24:57 pm
*Creates 500000000000000000000000000 Cortez clones*

Die.

*Is now humping Lazlo's sister*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 02:27:10 pm
Man, Cortez, you reall need a girlfriend. *Doesn't need to hurt you because the words sting with truth*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: jv2k on September 20, 2005, 02:27:47 pm
*shoots them all with a machine gun*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 02:28:35 pm
..........I have one. I never showed her TPH, thats all.

*Cortez clones murder Lazlo with the might of a million stingy knights, I mean pirates*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 02:30:20 pm
Lies. *Isn't really Lazlo, just a hologram to lure you into a bomb so all your clones die*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 02:31:10 pm
*Creates 50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Cortez clones*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: jv2k on September 20, 2005, 02:32:04 pm
You should hump lazlos mom instead, thats more personal...
<_<
*stabs cortez and then swift*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 02:33:47 pm
*Backhands Cortez so hard his clones die*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 03:24:40 pm
!@#$.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 03:27:51 pm
(http://www.8bitclassics.com/images/images_big/a26-qbert.jpg)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: jv2k on September 20, 2005, 03:32:08 pm
q-bert!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 03:37:20 pm
*Attempts to say every curse word known to man*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 03:40:10 pm
*Creates a 7 mile bitch slapping machine of clones to teach Cortez how to use clones correctly*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 03:50:14 pm
*Kills censor*

SHIT SHIT SHIT!

At least I'm in a room whose walls and door are impervious to ALL attacks. Even those cheaply made in 5 seconds.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 04:09:23 pm
Grrr....

*unbolts the wallsin anger, opens the Pyro-GX cabin, rips Cortez and Kasai out, sets Kasai down and throws Cortez against the wall*

DON'T USE MY OFFICIAL SHIP ANYMORE! You still have my Faraday Cage, don't you? That mech I lent you to battle NMX? USE IT! And you couldn't pilot the Pyro-GX anyways, only certain people have that ability. [Lazlo, for one,but he has the Skiver still, which is MUCH more suited for luvin than the cramped Pyro-GX]
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 04:19:30 pm
Lately I haven't been abe to pilot the Pyro-GX due to the vast questions I have about how it works.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 04:25:57 pm
*Uses Faraday to step on Lazlo and send him to his doom*

YAY.

*Celebrates by stealing Lazlo's wallet*

DOUBLE YAY.

*Steals his Sega Saturn and NiGHTS.*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 04:38:04 pm
You can take my life, money and freedom, but YOU'LL NEVER HAVE MY SATUUUURRRRRN!!! *Unloads ten million cans of whoopass on Cortez*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 04:39:29 pm
It was a crappy clone!

*Drops Saturn and NiGHTS game gently and runs back to Faraday*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 04:42:43 pm
*Has aready planted several thousand explosives in there* I'm ready to blow that up in 30 seconds if you do not buy me a new Saturn.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 04:45:11 pm
*Buys new Saturn*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 04:52:12 pm
*Expodes Cortez anyway, because this is war*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 05:04:33 pm
*The Narcissa takes a step to the right and accidentaly crushes the new Saturn*

Oops, was that a bad thing to do?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 05:05:33 pm
Yes.

I have 100000000000000000000 backup Saturns.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 05:06:49 pm
*trys to walk, but trips and crushes all of the back ups*

Damn, boy, am I clumsly?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 05:08:06 pm
*remains neutral*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 05:09:20 pm
Quote from: "NeoCalculus"
*trys to walk, but trips and crushes all of the back ups*

Damn, boy, am I clumsly?

*Kills you*

*Clones more Saturns and gives the clones to Lazlo*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 05:09:35 pm
*Accidently presses the "Kill all clones button", which kills all of the clones, who then drop the saturns, breaking them*

Oops, butterfingers.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 05:09:46 pm
Stop trying to be like Sweeden! *Shoots a flamethrower at Jehuty* THE BADDEL BETWEEN GOOD AND NEAUTRAL SHOULD EDN SOON!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 05:13:09 pm
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Stop trying to be like Sweeden! *Shoots a flamethrower at Jehuty* THE BADDEL BETWEEN GOOD AND NEAUTRAL SHOULD EDN SOON!


My gut tells me a possible maybe.  *Throws Cortez for some reason*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 05:13:56 pm
The Protoman Homepage Melee!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 05:14:06 pm
Skull, if I dont' make it back, tell my wife, "Hi."
(I love that episode)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 05:15:50 pm
Quote from: "Jehuty"
The Protoman Homepage Melee!!!


Look Jehuty, a bird.  *Throws Cortez at Jehuty*

And yes, that episode was great.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 05:15:58 pm
I have an ARMs (Ancient Relic Machine) and my Jehuty mech, so don't mess with me, punk.  :evil:
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 05:16:44 pm
I've got the freakin' Narcissa MK 2.  You mess with me, and you mess with dark powers.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 05:17:37 pm
Don't make me banish you to another dimension.  :twisted:
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 05:18:21 pm
Sorry, the upgrades to the Narcissa makes that impossible, fool.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 05:19:28 pm
<_< We already fought before and no one won. Let's leave this to Swift and Lazlo.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 05:20:25 pm
Or lets just fight them together, side by side.  What do you say Jahuty?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 05:22:21 pm
Who will we side with? Lazlo or Swift? Or should we just stay neutral. Who will you chooose? *sits down on toilet*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 05:27:34 pm
Well, the Lazlo team has 2 guys, the Swift team has 2 guys, lets just create our own team.  Team Disaster!!!!  Come on Jehuty, WE ARE THE MASTERS OF DISASTER!!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 05:29:05 pm
Alright! You got yourself a deal! Now we need our own theme song. I'll get started right away on it right away.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 05:29:38 pm
SWEET!!!  I'm gonna go and build a base!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 05:36:42 pm
I want a base! And a toilet! Alright, I'm moving over to Team Disaster!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: jv2k on September 20, 2005, 05:59:31 pm
I shall now do this!
*smacks everyone who is against him in the face, twice*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 06:22:33 pm
*Moves to Team Disaster*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 06:57:45 pm
Alright!!  GO TEAM DISASTER!!!

*Fires the Team Disaster™ Nova Cannon at jv2k and Swift*

WE ARE THE MASTERS OF DISASTER!!!©
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jody on September 20, 2005, 06:59:40 pm
*Makes an appearance*

*Walks in and kicks everyone's ass*

*Leaves after scoring a Dr. Pepper from the consession stand*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 07:00:52 pm
But Jody, don't you want to joing Team Disaster™?

Wait a minute, what's going on here?  This was just supposed to be me and Jehuty.  WHATS GOING ON?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 07:07:42 pm
Alright. Our theme song is finished. But I need to compress it. And convert it to an mp3.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jody on September 20, 2005, 07:21:01 pm
Quote from: "NeoCalculus"
But Jody, don't you want to joing Team Disaster™?


ME ON A TEAM?! I've never really done that before. >>

And I didn't read like any of this topic, so I don't really know what's going on.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: RetroJape on September 20, 2005, 07:24:35 pm
Well you guys had to make me open this :o

(http://www.negative-g.com/downhill/images/111403whoopass.jpg)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 07:25:07 pm
Forum war. Lots of people are participating. Join us. We have a theme song. Don't you like techno and trance???  :(
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: RetroJape on September 20, 2005, 07:25:55 pm
Quote from: "Jehuty"
Forum war. Lots of people are participating. Join us. We have a theme song. Don't you like techno and trance???  :(
I shall (join that is) cause I'm cool like that. TIME TO RAISE HELL
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 07:26:40 pm
Alright, Lazlo and Swift stand no chance against Team Disaster!!! HA!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 07:44:54 pm
I join Team Disaster too! ya! we will kick butt!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: RetroJape on September 20, 2005, 08:05:49 pm
JOIN THE BATTLE AGAINST WHOEVER WE ARE FIGHTING!!!! (http://media.putfile.com/Iunno)

CLICK TO VIEW^
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 08:12:29 pm
Alright. So, lemme get this straight. There are 2 people each on Lazlo and Swift's team. And Skull and my team (Team Disaster) have umm...... 3 members I believe. ^_^ W00t!!1
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 08:28:16 pm
*thumbs up*  Kick....ass.  And, I just finished out base.  BEHOLD!!! (http://homepage.risd41.org/japan/picture$70)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 08:54:25 pm
All our base our belong to us. W00t!!!

http://media.putfile.com/Mah_theme_song To add to our awesomemity, here's our theme song. Made by me.

Most of the song is a bunch of techno synths, some nice catchy drum beats and synth distorted bass, my best work yet. ;)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 09:17:21 pm
HARD EFFIN' CORE!!!

It needs a voice over saying "Disaster" at the end!  Or not, it still rocks!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 09:22:10 pm
yeah, I know. But I still love this song. This also happens to be my first flash file generated from Flash 8. Whoohoo!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 09:22:47 pm
Thumbs up soldier!!

Now lets take those guys by storm!!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 09:23:46 pm
Quick!!! Before they get online!!! GAHHHH!!!! *storms Swift's base*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 09:24:14 pm
cool! we are taking down, swiftman, and lazlo!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 09:25:41 pm
But it's no fun when they're not online. =c
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Kasai Falconi on September 20, 2005, 09:27:19 pm
*Runs up behind Jehuty and smakes him with a fish*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: RetroJape on September 20, 2005, 09:28:58 pm
*throws rock at swifts base's window, but it ricochets back and hits in face*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 09:31:51 pm
(http://www.zone38.net/blog/pics/magic_zerowing.jpg)

I'm afraid, Swift, that your base now belongs to us.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 09:34:12 pm
Oh snap!!  We better hope Swift doesn't retaliat with his Pyro-GX, that would suck.

*readies Narcissa MK 2 for combat*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Kasai Falconi on September 20, 2005, 09:36:50 pm
*Randomly throws rocks at everyone* Nutuh! You havent won yet! If you havent noticed I'm on Swifts side!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 09:37:33 pm
Nope, didn't notice at all.  *fires a wave of gumbo at Kas*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 09:37:47 pm
*camps out in front of Swift's base* Now we wait.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: KingSpider on September 20, 2005, 09:59:04 pm
Well, since TPH lacks a NMX, I suppose I'll have to be the one to use THE FINAL CREATION

And I'm on team Dr Pepper, where god moding never tasted better.


*TFC fires boiling hot mercury at the rebels outside of Swift's base*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 10:02:07 pm
*the Mercury rolls right of off the Narcissa's Necronium armor*

Heh, sorry, it will take alot more to beat me this time.  *fires a beam of damned souls at KS*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: KingSpider on September 20, 2005, 10:03:41 pm
*counters with beam of unleashed souls*

I HAVE DEVOURED MORE SOULS THAN YOU COULD EVER HOPE TO CURSE TO ETERNAL DAMNATION!*devours the damned souls*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 10:04:56 pm
Grrr, you fight hard Dr. Pepper.  But can yo handle...SOUL FOOD?  *fires shrimp gumbo at KS*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 10:06:38 pm
*Meanwhile.... Jehuty attacks Lazlo's base since he's not online.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: KingSpider on September 20, 2005, 10:12:40 pm
*retreats into ship at the mention of any type of seafood and fires holy vengeful lightning at SKull*

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! JUSDIE SKULL!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 10:18:46 pm
(http://www.crunkgames.com/previews/ps2/zoe2/media/zoe2-02.jpg)

Don't talk. Just die.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: KingSpider on September 20, 2005, 10:19:55 pm
I refuse!*comes marching out of spray of blue lights*

Impressive light show, but is that all you can do?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 10:20:00 pm
*lightning hits the Narcissa, but just harmlessly crackles around the edges*

Heh heh, nice shot.  *Castes Lumanaire on KS*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: KingSpider on September 20, 2005, 10:21:50 pm
* has no diea what th ehll that does, thus rendering it useles*

KNOWLEDGE ISN'T EVERYTHING MORTALS!!!!

*fires burning books at Skull*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 10:22:23 pm
Quote from: "KingSpider"
I refuse!*comes marching out of spray of blue lights*

Impressive light show, but is that all you can do?


It's called the burst shot. One of Jehuty's attacks from Zone of the Enders. It fires a palooza of lasers towards it's target. Extremely deadly. Now everyone DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!! (everyone except my team, of course)

(http://www.osubookstore.com/images/Owned!.jpg)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 10:23:50 pm
Lumanaire, the most powerful Lightning spell....ever!!  But anyway, I'M A SOUL MAN!!! DO DO DOOT DO DO DOOT!!!  *fires more gumbo at KS*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: KingSpider on September 20, 2005, 10:25:26 pm
Burst shot schmurst schmot I don't care, stupid anmes are wastses of time! *fires rabid Zero fangirls at Jehuty*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 10:28:16 pm
*capture the fangirls, cure the rabies, then just throws fangirls at Jehuty*

Its okay, I'll earn mine someday.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 10:28:16 pm
Fools. Little do you know that ALL OF ALBERTA IS MY BASE!

*puches a button from remote in Pyro-GX and a huge titanium wall [you can get that in Canada, yet you can't in the US! HA!] wall surrounds all of ALberta, then beans at the top, making a complicated dome over the province*

Heh heh...... That was just for protection of my home land.

My real base....

IS UNREACHABLE TO A LARGE MAJORITY OF YOU!!!!!!!!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/Mcquarrie.jpg)

*flies in Pyro-GX to McQuarrie Venusian orbital station and parks, then readies the bases plasma cannon turrets*

*hundreds upon hundreds of plasma cannons point in the direction of Earth, all piloted by a human, and ready to fire on my whim*

*is sitting in an office chair on McQuarrie* Don't worry, I won't destroy Earth. I'm just ready for anyone to approach me and die.



And don't think you can sneak behind. I have spreadfire cannons there, so don't ry anything from there OR the quad laser armed sides.

Heh.... To think this was originally an observation base to find a way to stabalize Venus.... *shakes head from side to side*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 10:30:49 pm
Saw that coming. *flies up into space with Jehuty mech* using invisibility. O_O
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 10:31:21 pm
*With all alliances crushed I attempt to nuke the earth with a giant peach scented bomb*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: KingSpider on September 20, 2005, 10:32:02 pm
*sends out a mockingbird against Swift*

that oughtta keep him occupied for a while...

*Fires a cure for smallpox at Skull*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 10:32:50 pm
Alliances crushed? No alliances shall be crushed. Only one thing can beat Peaches.

(http://matty.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/apple.jpg)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 10:32:54 pm
HOLY S**T!!!  What will Team Disaster™ do now?

...Wait a minute...I know what I can do!  *teleports inside the station, leaving Narcissa behind, who also teleports, but back into the ethereal plane.*

*Inside the base*

Okay, now what should I do?  *starts to look around*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 10:34:15 pm
Meanwhile..... Jehuty is outside the base. JUSD DIE!!! *launches missiles at Swift's base*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 10:36:50 pm
*Inside the base*

Wow, sure is empty here.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: KingSpider on September 20, 2005, 10:37:24 pm
*by soem random coincidence the apple sign Jehuty posted warped KS into the building only to leave KS invincible and asleep*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 10:38:03 pm
*constructs a monolith to stop the evils of apples*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 10:38:19 pm
*throws rocks at Swift's base, but since there is no gravity in space, the rocks harmlessly float in place* D'oh >_< Whatever. *continues blasting Swift's fortress*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 10:43:49 pm
Oh, did I forget to mention the missile launchers?

*uses electrical sensors to scan for the Jehuty mech, then fires several flash missiles at the Jehuty, revealing all cloaked figures [cuz that's what they do in Descent II, reveal invis enemies]*

*missiles do little damage to the awesome mech, but the plasma cannons and homing missile launchers do*

Give up, jehuty.

*gets up form chair, dons an Exo Suit and marches into the hallways*

*finds Skull patrolling*

"Out for a wee stroll, eh Skull?"

"Why yes, and its a lovely day too."

"Hard to tell, what with the Earth so far away and Peachized, ya know?"

"Peachizesd?  I wouldn't know anything about that.  But tell me, what is this wonderful bit o' technology you have here.  Its quite impressive. I would like for you to tell me how to destroy it.  It is rather troublesome in our world conquest."

"You mean McQuarrie or my Exo Suit? I'm afraid both are invinceable in these circumstances, since you sadly left your Narcissa in the Etheral Plane."

"Not now. Wouldn't be fair, since McQuarrie can't house mechs too well. Let's duke it out in here, shall we?"

"Yes, let's......"
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 10:51:26 pm
*runs around while homing missiles chase Jehuty* HA!!! Kamikaze!!! *crashes into the Swift's space station on purpose, causing Jehuty to unleash loads of energy from it's body, destroying the space station's shields* But that was just a decoy. ;) *reveals true location* That's why I keep spare mechs.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 10:53:00 pm
*rising slowly up from the ground, Skull's hands begin to crackle and burn a bright red color*

You metal suite seems tough, but how does it fair to this heat?  *throws a giant fireball that ignites the Exo Suit in an unnatural flame*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 10:58:33 pm
"Huh?"

The floors of McQuarrie shook violently and a huge rumbling was heard.

Swift dashed away from Skull, taking little priority of him as he suddenly had a huge freaking mech smash through the floor of his base. He was protected from the vacuum of space by his Exo Suit, and he knew Skull would be unharmed by the lack of air. The vacuum also extinguished the flames that Skull had made.

"HOLY SPIT!" Swift called up on his ralcom. "Minion! Get a repair crew on the West side, NOW!"

The reply came swiftly, yet lazily. "Already done, Swift. He crashed into us only 4 seconds ago, ya know. You're tnoe the only swift one."

Swift sighed. "Fine. Just get it fixed before all of McQuarrie is in ruins!"

Swift turned back to Skull. "Let's dance, suckah."

Swift raised both his arms, brandishing twin Vulcan Cannons, and began to fire at the Lich mage while a simple metal frame was patched to the outside of McQuarrie to prevent any further air loss.

Swift's ralcom came to life. "Swift! The Jehuty mech stopped crashing around D-level, North side. What do we do?"

"MINION! I'm kinda busy! Keep it EMP'd and disabled until I get there, okay!?"

"Righto." And the Ralcom ended.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 10:58:45 pm
O_O WHOA!!!

Time to bring in Wild Arms firepower!!!

(http://www.the-nextlevel.com/reviews/ps2/wild_arms_3/wild_arms_3_6.jpg)

Let's see your space station handle that!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 11:02:48 pm
Becomes a quintuple agent, by now not knowing what side I'm on.  Amidst the Canadian quarrel and something in outer space I sneak into the only non-peach scented region available to my intelligence sources.
*Sneaks into Swift's base using the most advanced technology avaialbe.
(http://www.gamecritics.com/feature/preview/mgs2add/screen13.jpg)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:04:39 pm
LOOK A BOX!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 11:05:35 pm
The burst of energy ripped all the way through the South side office.

"OUCH! Minion, how is the damage?"

"Not good. All our organization offices are toast."

"They were kind of optional anyways. Seal it up and get that mech taken down! I don't care what happens to McQuarrie!"

"Yessir!" And the Ralcom ended.

Swift turned back to Skull. "I don't suppose we could hold this of til later, can we?"

The Ralcom burst again. "Now some wierd Agent things got in. What do we do with them?"

"I don't care! Get rid of them with Irradiate for now! We have too many things to worry about!"

"Yessir!"
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:08:01 pm
*looks out into the vacuum of space for a moment*

What the hell?  HEY!!!  JEHUTY!!!  I'M IN HERE YOU FOOL!!  OOOF.  *gits hit by some of the bullets*

"Ow, that hurt."

*Now floating in space*

Well, this should be interesting.  *Summons a strange squid like creature*  Behold, this is a little friend of mine.  And there are more like him.  He is a Flood.  Perhaps you heard of them?  Yes?  No?  Well, they are a type of plant, that can survive the vacuum of space.  They feed off of the flesh of living creatures, such as yourself, but you seem to be well armored....but are you friends?

*Flood begin appearing all over the colony*

Oh, I forgot to mention.  These little buggers latch onto a host, and turn them into zombies....enjoy!  KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:09:37 pm
*Charges the base and enters by breaking the glass windows* Time to party. But first *vaporizes Peaches's box* KTHXBAI!!! Oh, sorry Skull. Didn't see you there.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 11:11:15 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Superpeaches/Stuff/406714ed75329.jpg)
*Flees upon seeing the FLood and seeing my utterly invincilbe box shattered by a vaporizor mabob.*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:13:12 pm
*launches a secret nuke at swifts base while the sheilds are down*


can a base take that????
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:13:39 pm
*laughs maniacally as the Flood invade the base* HAHAHAhAHA!!! Now, onward!!! We do not rest until the Swift menace is terminated!!! Then, it's Lazlo's turn.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:14:11 pm
*sees the warhead*
0_0

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT ME TO DIE??  I'M ABOARD THIS SPACE STATION YOU IDIOTS!!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:15:22 pm
*nuke finds out swiftman only*

there now your not gong to die!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 11:16:09 pm
*releases a virus that can incapacitate the flood upon seeing the carnage caused*

"You don't deserve to live"

*Sits back in my mystery ship that has yet to be uncloaked in a position much like my avatar*

edit: *laughs at the archaic nuke as it fizzles out*

" a dud"
*sips on some root beer*

*belches*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 11:18:16 pm
I cannot die.  My theme song is ata high enough frequency that playing it would cause you to crumple on the floor in pain.  It was banned after the last forum war.

edit: what the duece.  where'd the last post go?

double edit:  O.o
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:18:24 pm
Quote from: "NeoCalculus"
*sees the warhead*
0_0

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT ME TO DIE??  I'M ABOARD THIS SPACE STATION YOU IDIOTS!!!!


But you're dead, Skull. That's our team advantage. We can attack our enemies without killing you. That and our theme song backs us up.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:18:58 pm
True very true!


*nuke slaughters swifman*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:19:26 pm
Oh right...the song.


*rocks out to the song while waiting for Swift to do something.*

The Nuke was dud...sorry man.  Thanks though.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:20:30 pm
zOMG!!! ATTACK ATTACK!!!! Now, there is only one person I need to find here. *jumps out of Jehuty mech and draws beamsword* *starts seeking Swift's main office*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 11:20:34 pm
*joins in with headbanging*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:20:50 pm
Whre is swift anyway?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:21:12 pm
That's why I'm looking for him.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:22:01 pm
this is kinda boring if swift doent do anything.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:22:27 pm
(hold on)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:22:57 pm
*lurks around and finds Skull* Let's stick together this time. We gotta find Swift. He's around somewhere.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:23:56 pm
*appears out of nowhere along with Jehuty and Skull*

im with you too.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:24:25 pm
AUGH!!! ITS MASTER CHIEF!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 11:24:43 pm
*starts singin along to theme music*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:25:56 pm
so? your captin jack black. and we still kick butt.

*offers brownie to skull and jehuty*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:26:38 pm
Alright, the only member of ours missing is Retrojape. <_< Once we find Retrojape, it's a full on assault on Swift.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:27:37 pm
:lol:  aswsome! I get to be the person kicking swift's butt!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 11:28:17 pm
The nuke was harmlessly neutralized by the Neutron Field around the base, making it as useful as a rock as it bounced off of the North side of McQuarrie.

While floating in space, Swift witnessed the destruciton of his base commencing.

"Argh.... MINION! Status report!"

"Surprisingly good, really. We still have 74% power, our oxycarbon level is at 56% and rising, and everything is sealed again, except for that window that Jehuty broke, but it's being patched now. The worst damage was to the South side, but like you said, in a fight the organization matters little."

Still floating, Swift replied. "Good, good. Jehuty is the biggest worry now, so long as we evacuate the station to avoid the Flood taking us over."

"Yessir! I'll get on that right away." The ralcom cut out.

Swift turned to McQuarrie, drifting further from it than normal. He fired his retro's and orbitted around the Flood damage, and saw Skull perched atop the thing.

Swift popped out his concussion missile launchers. "EAT THIS, LICH!"

The missiles flew straight and true, for Skull's skull. They were followed by a barrage of dual laser fire and the occasional vulcan burst.

THe ralcom burst to life. "Sir! We managed to nail the Jehuty with an EMP shot! It's drifting around McQuarrie on the North-South-West side!"

"Got it, Min! Send the Pyro-GX at me!"

"YESSIR!"

With the speed of a bolt of lightning, the Pyro-GX flew up to Swift's drifting suit. Holding his breath he jettisined out of his Exo Suit and into the open cockpit of the ship. he stabalized himself for a few seconds, then put on his seat belt and took hold of the two control sticks.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/pyrogx3bigcopy.gif)

BRING IT ON, BITCHES!

Switching to his Gauss Gun, Swift fired hyper-explosive rounds at the inert Jehuty at a rate of 3000 rounds a minute, causing massive, massive damage.

"Now then..." Swift fired a Mega Missile, causing an explosion the size of the Jehuty itself upon it, nearly destroying it.

"HAH! Now for Skull!"

Swift turned his Pyro-GX to the Flood monster thing storming McQuarrie, and took aim on Skull on top of it. Swift then fired several Smart Missiles, many homing missiles, a few bursts from the Phoenix cannon and then started to charge his fusion cannons, then fired them.

The resulting hits from the attacks caused irreprable damage upon the Flood thing, and the well aimed fully charged fusion cannon shot hit Skull himself.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:29:59 pm
There goes my mech.....  :cry:
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 11:30:54 pm
*Gives swift a diplomacy brownie*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:31:51 pm
ha but he forgot i planted a secret mine under his seat!


*detonates mine with evil laughter*


*Swifts bloody face has no life left and is now hanging from his neck uselessly*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:33:38 pm
*Team Disaster's theme song starts playing*

We don't give up so easily, Swift. *fires an ARM Cannon at Swift*

(http://www.playstation2-cheats.co.uk/review_pics/wildarms3_1.jpg)

Bang....... you're dead.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 11:33:40 pm
Too bad Blackhawk blew up Manny, the accountant in the South side.

Pyro-GX shields reduced from 200 to 180.

"That all ya got, Jehuty!? Pitiful."
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:35:10 pm
WHAT!!!!


*bangs head again and again against wall groaning*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:35:56 pm
"Geeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!"

The increadable amount of damage caused Skull's body to instantly vaporize, leaving nothing but a trail of ash floating through space.  The Flood, now a swarm of scittering basketball sized squids leaped into the air, trying to latch onto the Pyro-GX,  but most just explode on contact.

"YOU IDIOT!!!  YOU BLEW ME UP!!!  CURSE YOU!!!"

A flash and Narcissa MK 2 reappears.

"THIS TIME, ITS PERSONAL!!!"

The vapors swirl around Narcissa and crawl inside the cabin.  They then rematerialze as Skull, appearing to be unharmed.

"That was most unexpected Swift.  Most unexpected indeed.  BUT ITS NOT OVER YET!!!"

Narcissa rushes towards the Pyro-GX.  Swift attempts to avaide, but Narcissa's upgrades has made her several times faster than before, almost as hast as the Pyro-GX itself.  Narcissa swings, and hits the side, causing the Pyro-GX to go into a summersault.

"Howzabbout them apples?"
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:36:17 pm
but wait,!



*launches an unstopable EMP at you sheild generator*

your sheilds are now 100!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:37:03 pm
YOU IDIOT!! I'M UP THERE TOO!!!  AND I'M IN MY BATTLE MECH!!!  AUGH JEEZ!!!  THE POWER IS OUT!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:37:40 pm
but you cant die! oh wait you in a battle mech! darn. oh well.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:38:25 pm
"BUT MY BATTLE MECH CAN!!!!"
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:39:42 pm
*goes to base thinking very hard of a new plan*


jehuty where are you?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:42:07 pm
I'm here!!! *get's in back-up Jehuty* Time to rock. *flies next to Skull* Alright, I'm here. So, what's the plan now? Oh wait, you're out of power.*Uses 1337 ninja skills to power Skull up to full power*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:42:16 pm
*floating in space*

Its sooo cold and lonely here.

Well..if you'd take a look...Pyro-GX is still here.  How do we beat it?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:42:37 pm
Quote from: "Jehuty"
I'm here!!! *get's in back-up Jehuty* Time to rock. *flies next to Skull* Alright, I'm here. So, what's the plan now? Oh wait, you're out of power.*Uses 1337 ninja skills to power Skull up to full power*


I've already powered you up, Skull. *Punches Swift with all his might and manages to knock him back, making him crash into the "Outlaw Star." HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *fires charge shot*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:43:36 pm
Quote from: "Jehuty"
Quote from: "Jehuty"
I'm here!!! *get's in back-up Jehuty* Time to rock. *flies next to Skull* Alright, I'm here. So, what's the plan now? Oh wait, you're out of power.*Uses 1337 ninja skills to power Skull up to full power*

(We posted at the same time -__-)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 11:44:36 pm
-_-;; Blackhawk, what are you using to fitght with, anyways? you're just making up random crap, it seems. And EMP's can't be used by BOTH sides, since it'd be massilvely unfair for me, since It's only me against you 3! GRAH! [and McQuarrie and Minion don't count as teamates! They dont' fight!]

Pyro-GX shields reduced from 100 to 70.

"Shock absorbers, ya know, Skull. Almost no effect, even from something that big."

Swift righted the Pyro-GX andafterburned to behind it. He fired blast after blast from his Phoenix cannons into the thruster ports, doing massive damage to theundead soul power of the Narcissa.

"Mercury missile!" Swift fired several said missiles. The hot, sticky goop splooged all over the thrusters, then hardened to indestructable metal in the absolute zero cold of space, rendering all movement of the Narcissa impossible.

"Don't worry, Skull! I'll catch ya when you get to Jupiter!" with that Swift snickered, then returned to battle Jehuty.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:45:15 pm
No matter, it's time to destroy, Swift and all of his teammates!!! *Cue theme music*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 11:46:55 pm
"WHAT TEAMATES!?" Swift yelled in a Ralcom connection to jehuty in the Jehuty. "I'm fighting all friggin alone! B'sides me and my awesome gadgets, I'm outnumbered massively! How I'm owning you as well as I am is a wonder indeed!"
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:47:46 pm
u_u

"Dammit.  WHY CAN'T YOU WORK BETTER NARCISSA?"  *teleports the Narcissa back to the Ethereal Plane and is now floating all alone in space*

"Well, at least this will be interesting."
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:54:30 pm
*sigh* It's obvious we can't do anything to Swift in our current condition. We need an alliance with Lazlo in order to win.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:57:19 pm
OR!!! We could destroy Lazlo, take everything he has, and use it on Swift!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 11:59:53 pm
[DAMMIT! I fear posting cuz we all make different posts at once!]

Swift fired a couple missiles and Phoenix cannon shots at Skull, but he knew Skull would teleport to avoid the shots.

"Hmm.... I'll have to attach my Priv mod attachment...." He opened up the Ralcom connection. "MINION! I need my Priv mod attachment!"

"Yessir! Having trouble, are you?"

"It's 3 on 1. Hush, you."

"Fine, it's sent."

A little attachment attached itself on the roof of the Pyro-GX, featuring a 3-hole missile launcher.

"WHOOHOO! Prepare for ownage, bitches!"

Swift moved his Pyro-GX in the direction of Skull's body. Then Swift pressed the L button on his keyboard.

"Heh.... Image Recognition missiles. No teleporting can help you now."

With a kickass VWOOSH-VWOOSH sound, two IR missiles were fired at Skull's body. He teleported to another spot, but the missiles turned and headed swiftly for Skull again.

"OH NOEZ!" Skull said as the missiles hit.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 21, 2005, 12:04:49 am
*Jehuty clones come out and hug Swift, then shortly thereafter self-destruct*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 12:06:59 am
"OH NOEZ!"  *fool, now maybe the drama will distract him*

Skull fires a sudden wave of unholy energy at the missles, destroying them before they could hit, then before the blast could hit him, Skull erected a barrier aroud himself, protecting him from harm.

"Phew, okay, that was rough.  But how do you like this?"

Skull snaps his fingers, and for a moment, silence.

Swift, grinning slighty, "Ha!  Seems like your out of juice."

*grumbles*"Shut up.  WELL SEE WHO LAUGHS LAST!!!"
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 12:13:16 am
Pyro-GX shields reduced from 100 50.

"Oh, MINION! I don't suppose you have spare shield energies around, do you?"

"Yep, I do indeed. With everyone focused on the Pyro-GX, McQuarrie is making record time repairs."

"Good to hear. I now need osme help. Gimme..... 7 shield chargers."

"Got it. Sending the Guidebot out after you."

A little 3-triangle portion'd robot flew from a spot on McQuarrie and went to the Pyro-GX, carrying 7 shield chargers with it.

Pyro-GX shields increased from 50 to 168.

"Whoo hoo! YES!"

With a vicarious push of an afterburn button, Swift flew back tot eh Jehuty battle.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 12:20:42 am
"Souls, I need souls.  I KNOW!!!  kekekekekkekekekek!"

Skull teleports back aboard the McQuarrie, right behind Minion.

"Hello Minion, I hope you don't mind....BUT GIMME JOOR SOUL!!!!"
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 12:31:56 am
:arrow: "I think not. DEFENSE SHROUD!"

Little did Skull know that Minion was wearing a multi armed, multi fingered Exo Suit. He dashed forward to Skull, MMX style, while activiating a violent electrical field and tackling Skull, sending Skull flying through the walls and stopping after hitting a toilet.

"Uh.... Ow." Skull shook his head and looked up.

Minion was already on top of Skull, all 6 arms ready to fight with.

Minion raised 2 open palms, and bolts of energy fired from them, ice blue in color. They struck Skull's body, causing him to lift up a few inches in severe output of energy.

Min stopped the firing, then raised 2 other hands and fired bright red-orange beams. They burned and singed and fried Skull's body, but Minion stopped firing beams after a few seconds and lowered all his arms.

 :arrow: "Had enough yet?"
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 12:43:36 am
"....yes."  *poof*

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!  Jeez, this is insane, I'll need to get my souls elsewhere....TO EARTH!!!!"

Skull teleports back to the peachified earth to try and find some souls, after some hard looking, a couple of nice and juicy ones were found.

"Good, now everything seems to be in tip top order, its time to go back to work!!"

*teleports back to the battle*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 12:58:23 am
By this time when Skull got back, Minion had summoned up a couple other Exo Suit armed subordinates, all 7 of them ready for battle, with Minion facing Skull, making a total of 8 armoured and armed people.

 :arrow: "Well, Skull. Are you ready?" He punched all 3 of his palms at once, totally simultaneously, making a loud, singular bang noise.

The other underlings, all in huge, burly exo Suits, quite unlike Minion's sleek, skinny one, followed suit. The folowing sounds of 7 fists punching each other's palms made for quite a display.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 01:00:12 am
"SCREW THIS MAN!!!!"

*teleports back into space with Jehuty and blackhawk*

So, what did I miss?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 01:11:03 am
Skull returned to see the jehuty relatively beaten and Blackhawk a bleeding mess floating in space.

Swift looked to Skull. "What? I know i was a little harsh, but I know they'll pull something out of their ass to counter me."
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 01:19:10 am
Skull, a little shocked, "Eh...true.  Very true.  But our fight has just begun"

Skull flies around in a random manner, occasionaly teleporting.

"BOO!"

*Skull teleports on top of the Pyro-GX and blasts it with his stronges fire spell*

"Is it a little hot in here?"
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 01:27:37 am
"Yet you forget we're in space. No oxygen = no fire. No fire = no heat. DEFENSE SHROUD!"

Using the same piece of equipment that Minion had, a violent electrical storm surrounded the Pyro-GX and knocked Skull back and was flying backwards. Swift locked a couple IR missiles on Skull, then fired them with a kickass VWOOSH-VWOOSH sound, followed by a few Smart missiles and a Mega Missile for good measure, then a hail of Gauss Gun shells followed.

"Predictable as always, Ain't I?" Swift remarked.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 01:42:54 am
"Indeed."


With a quick burst of electron blue, Skull teleports inside the cockpit of the Pyro-GX.

"Boo!"

BOOOM, BA-DOOM DOOOM!!!  The blasts of the missles collide with the side of the Pyro-GX, causing signifigant damage.

"Oh, did I do that?  KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK."

And with that final Kek, a cloud of green vapor left Skull's....mouth? and went up Swifts nose.  The smell was aweful.  It was like the stench of rotting flesh.  And with that, Swift began to feel both sick and sleepy.

"Good night, heh heh heh heh heh...."

In another flash of blue, Skull was outside the ship, where he planted a bomb under the hull.....

"Sleep tight...."

And pressed the arming mechanism.

"....don't let the bed bugs bite!"
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 07:35:15 am
Heh.... Swift thought. Am I THAT good of an actor?

Swift had not only withstood the stench of Skull's breath, but he had successfully pretended to be sick and sleepy, when in fact he was quite clear headed. Swift was not the MERE mortal.

Suddenly a 6-armed Exo Suit landed on the bottom of the Pyro-GX. Minion detached the bomb from the hull of the Pyro-XG, fired his retro's to Skull, attached the bomb to Skull's skull, all while being totally invisible so Skull didn't see.

Skull pressed the arming mechanism, unaware that the bomb was barely 2 milimeters from his head.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 10:53:07 am
Beep...beep....beep....beep.....

"Something is beeping.  Oh wait, theres a bomb on my head."  Deativates the bomb.  "Silly me.  SO SWIFT, YOU THINK YOU'VE OUTSMARTED ME EH?"

Skull smaps his fingers.  The air is filled with silence.

"What?  Was that supposed to do something?  That's twice you've done that now."

"Oh, I think you'll be quite impressed.  Functional?  Nah, but impressive, heh, well, I guess I'll just have to see."

A strange creaking noise is heard inside of the Pyro-GX, followed by a slow grinding noise.  A bulk head pops open, and the entire Pyro-GX gets filled with water that is now gushing out of every panal and bulk head.  The entire vessel is filled to the brim with water is just mere seconds.

"And with that, I'll be on my merry little way."
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 12:57:36 pm
Bloody fool. I didn't say I wasn't a MERE mortal for nothing!

For 10 more minutes Swift sat, submerged comepletely in water, while Minion sat atop the ship, conversing with Swift via Ralcom and morse code.

 :arrow: "You sure you'll be okay, sir?"

Swift tapped back: #Of course! I don't have 2 hours worth of internal oxygen for nothing. Damn, Tiger is great with these bionic oxygen tanks.....#

 :arrow: "Glad to hear it. Should I take care of Skull now?"

Swift nodded within his ship, aimed it to have a good angle and laid back.

Minion turned to Skull in his Grievous like Exo Suit and jumped off. He hurtled straight forward for Skull, then raised all six of his arms.

3 different types of beam, of ice, fire and lightning from 6 different hands burst forward and struck Skull iwth such power and ferocity that even his undead, invinceable soul was being shaken heavily. The combined elemental damage and the raw power rivaled that of the Power Cosmic.

Minion had Skull stunned. Skull couldn't move even if he wanted to, for his body was being torn apart at the seams. Minion had reached Skull with inertia alone, gripped Skull with one of his arms, then proceded to use the other 5 arms to use elementally charged punches at a super-fast rate. Every .03 seconds a punch hit Skull, each charged with either fire, ice or lightning.

Skull was effectively OWN3D.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 01:06:52 pm
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  
I SWEAR TO YOU THAT THIS ISN'T OVER!!!"

And with that, Skull's body was totally destroyed, leaving nothing behind but a shattered mess.

"I WILL RETURN....just not anytime soon.  I'm going to need a new body now.  Damn."
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 01:29:12 pm
With Skull momentarily defeated, Minion used his retro's to fly back to the Pyro-GX.

 :arrow: "Now then, should we begin the repairs?"

Swift nodded inside his Pyro-GX and tapped: #Yep. We're all fien, but McQuarrie needs a serious overhaul.#

 :arrow: "I'll call in some repair droids from Oberon."

Swift nodded again. #You do that. Send-#

With that Swift stopped tapping and looked down, his face stricken with grief for a moment.

#I guess we can't send our main dropship and transport pilot, Kagemitsu......# Swift sighed underwater, effectively wasting 20 minutes of breath in one action. #Just... send Kary. She'll be safer away from McQuarrie, anyways.#

Minion nodded. :arrow: "Right. Can you fly back yourself?"

Swift gave Min an incredulous look. #What do you take me for, a sissy? A little water never stopped me before.#

Minion raised a couple arms. :arrow: "Hey, just askin to make sure." And with that Minion turned, jumped off the Pyro-GX and retro'd to McQuarrie while Swift stayed floating for a second.

He reminenced about the battle. he had taken on 3 different foes, all three with massive weapons with them, and he had fought them back nearly by himself. He knew he had suffered heavy damage, but looking back he couldn't see a single moment where he could have done better.

Swift gripped his twin control sticks and flew into the docking area within McQuarrie. He slid down slowly onto the ground, opened his cockpit and let the water drain out. He then flew up a couple feet and flipped upside down, completely emptying alll water within his ship.

He took a deep breath of the air of McQuarrie. He never really liked the unatural air in his bases that much, Charon's especcially. His favorite was the fresh breeze of the Albertan Praire best, since he had known that air since birth, and nothing could ever top it.

He flipped the Pyro-GX right side up and landed, jumped out and went to his office, where an unarmoured Minion stood by the desk.

"Ah, Min." Swift sat down in his chair with a jump, making the chair slide and spin a little. "How goes the repairs?"

 :arrow: "Kary is off in a transport, AX2-R model, to Oberon for repair droids and general supplies. She's taking two other ships, Te5-8's, along with her. Our outer core repairs are complete, but many floors are demolished, and as we know, the South side is nearly comepeltely destroyed. But, our Oxycarbon level is now at 68% and still rising, and the power level is currently at a constant 85-90% level, with a few more hours of direct sunlight to charge our battery stores."

Swift nodded. "I see. Good! Work on reinforcing the armouring of McQuarrie, then when Kary gets back we'll get to work on fixing the internal structure, starting with the West side. Save the South side for last, we can organize stuff here fine with me and you alone."

Minion nodded. "Alright then. What if Jehuty, Blackhawk or Skull return before we're ready?"

"Then we fight to the death, as we did before. Better keep your Exo Suit on, just in case Skull teleports in again. You seem to do best against him, anyways."

Minion nodded again. "Alright. I'll keep a couple Battalions outside your office door, and a few with me at all times."

Swift nodded this time. "Sounds good! Now then, get to work on fixing the armour, got it?"

Minion saluted. Swift said "At ease. It's just me, ya know."

Minion chuckled. "I know this bugs you. That's why I'm doing it."

Swift sighed, grinned, then picked Minion's small frame up, went tot he door, and threw him out of his office and on his feet. Minion trod away quickly and went to work.

Swift shut the door and turned to his desk. He ran up, jumped over it and landed ass-first in his chair, making it roll close to the large, wall sized window behind him. He stopped, leaned back and gazed out of the window.

The planet of Venus stormed below him, a huge swirl of grey and yellow. It was almost beautiful, the way it went on it's way, uncaring of what happened above it.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 01:44:04 pm
Meanwhile, back at the Team Disaster base....

"DAMMIT!!!  HOW COULD WE HAVE LOST?"  Said a pale bluish apparation.  "WE FOUGHT SOO HARD, YET WE LOST.  THERE MUST BE SOME WAY WE CAN STOP THEM."

"But they ruined my mech."

"And my nukes."

"YES, I KNOW.  AND THEY RUINED MY BODY.  NOW I CAN ONLY TALK IN UPPER CASE....*SIGH*  *AHEM*  ANYWAY, I'VE CONTACTED THREE OF MY FRIENDS FROM THE ETHEREAL PLANE, THEY MIGHT BE ABLT TO HELP, BUT I'M NOT SURE, WE'LL HAVE TO SEE."

"Don't tell me its THEM."

"Who?"

"Skull has these three henchmen, all of whom are totally insane.  One is a ghost, one is a mummy, and the other is just freaking nuts."

"YES, THAT WOULD BE GHOST, VORCANA, AND ALICE.  THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP, BUT, AS I SAID WE WILL HAVE TO SEE.  WE WILL MAKE SWIFT REGRET THE DAY HE MESSED WITH US!!!  KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK!!!"
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: RetroJape on September 21, 2005, 02:20:08 pm
It's time to end this!!!!!!!!


GUESS WHAT HES DOING WITH THAT OTHER HAND GUYS!!!



(http://www.blackwolf-images.com/images/dic/sonic/robotnik_106-198-r13.jpg)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 03:21:48 pm
Still watching the Venusian storm, Swift saw a sudden image of Doctor Robotnick in his mind, and a simple message emblazoned in red.

Compared to talking to Trigger's sleeping habits, that image and message was nothing, however, and was easily shrugged off, even made him chuckle a little.

What was worse was the ultimate feeling of foreboding.

Swift knew that something huge was coming, something he had no clue as to how to counter against it.

Swift contacted Minion with his computer's Ralcomm connection. "Minion, prepare swiftly. My writers sense is tingling...."

Minion gave a very slight gasp.  :arrow: "Your.... writers sense? That means.... that-"

"Yes."

 :arrow: "So we should-"

"Yes."

 :arrow: "But how can we slice cheese with my Exo suit on?"

"Grr... I'd smack you upside the head right now if you were here. This is serious!"

 :arrow: "I know, I know. I'm just poking fun at a bad situation."

"Not a smart thing to do. Just get that special preperation ready! And how is Kary and those 3 transports doing?"

 :arrow: "We're unloading them now. We already sent the repair droids loose, and we're just unloading all the supplies needed."

"Excellent. As craptacular as this day has been, we will need everything we can get. Maybe we won't have to use that...."

"Maybe? Well, I hope not."

"Knowing them, we'll have to though. Just keep preparing, okay?"

 :arrow: "Okay." And the connection died.

Swift turned back to his window and stood, then strode to the window's edge. He gazed down and up, looking below him and seeing little droids zipping around on mini retro's, fixing McQuarrie with feverish economy.

Swift gave a massive sigh. His day had not been good, and he knew exactly what was making it as awful as it was. Strangely, it wasn't the battle, the Team Disaster vieing for his iminent demise, or not even memories of past comrades. It was something else, and it wasn't something he could readily fix, even with all his power.

Setting the memory aside, Swift sat back down and began once again to work on some new schematics he had in the making.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 21, 2005, 06:08:39 pm
meanwhile blackhawk mysteriously disapears for the time being
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 21, 2005, 08:06:31 pm
*Faraday fires several dozen copper-head* missles*

*Copper-head missles = missles that drill into enemy ship armor and explode.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 08:21:07 pm
What are you firing at, Pirate? Jehuty is beaten, Skull is indisposed, and Blackhawk is gone, and you'd be a right fool to challenge me after going traitor on me like you did.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 21, 2005, 08:22:54 pm
Beaten? I'm never beaten.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 08:25:51 pm
Swift, still looking out of his office window, saw a Jehuty mech float by, comepletely inert and limp.

"I dunno, Jehuty.... You seem pretty beat to me."
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 08:33:32 pm
"Master Skull, the new Narcissa is complete."

"NARCISSA X?"

"Yes sir, care to give it a try?"

"BUT OF COURSE."

The ghastly shadow of Skull fades out and reappears in a dark room, nothing is seen at all.

"EXCELLENT!  I LOVE IT!!!"

One green flash later, and there appeard a strange 9ft tall black battle mech next to Swift.

"Wassup man?"
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 08:51:13 pm
Swift had long since satten down, so he swiveled his chair to face Skull.

He was totally unarmoured, wearing only his normal Pyro-GX pilot outfit, which always was extremely comfortable.

"I'm doing fine, Skull. Nice mech, by the way. Is it new?"

"Yup, this is the Narcissa X.  A fine little machine. There are some rather interesting new features that you might be impressed with.  Care to help me break it in?"

"I would, if I weren't in just this pilot outfit. I think they...." Swift pointed his finger in an arc around the room. Suddenly nearly a dozen Exo Suit armoured soldiers came out from the shadows of the dimly lit room. "Will be more than willing."

"Sweet, lets fight."
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jody on September 21, 2005, 08:53:07 pm
*Makes an appearance*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 09:02:21 pm
The nine foot tall mech lifts up off of the ground, raising all 6 of its arms in a combat ready position.

"Now don't cry when you lose."

Skull teleports forward and right behind one Exo Suit soldier.  In a quick move, he picks it up and lobs it at another, at the same time, he picks up another Exo Suit soldier, crushes its hands, and smashes it to the ground.

"This is too easy."

A soldier comes up behind and grabs a hold of Narcissa's right wing and begins to pummel Skull in the back, then holds on and electricutes the body.

"AUGH!!"

"Sir, I have the beast right where I...AUGH!!!!!"

The current flows back into the Exo Suit, electrocuting the soldier, who falls down dead on the floor.

"I didn't want to do that, but he left me no choice.  DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!!!"

Skull then turns to the rest of the soldiers and defeats them one by one with increadable speed and power.

"Is that the best you have to offer Swift?  That wasn't much of a fight."
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 09:27:21 pm
"Please, Skull. My best? I always save it for last, you know." Swift gave a harsh whistle.

Suddenly 5 Minion Exo Suits dropped from the roof.

They all spoke in perfect unison, all in a harsh voice. "6 arms? You hack off."

Swift laughed. "As you can see, these are all the same Minion suits. Which one holds the real Minion, however? If you get lucky, you defeat them all in one fell swoop." Swift cackled. "ATTACK!"

All 5 of the suits charged forwards with severe speed, greater than expected of before.

Skull swung an arma nd it contacted with the head of one Minion, sending it flying for the wall. The other 4, however, reached Skull and they all started to punch at super rapid speeds, making a punch on Skull's Narcissa every .005 seconds. They knew full well of the counter blast energy he had, and so they stuck to just plain punches. Not that they weren't effective, though.

"GRAH!" Skull yelled and fired off a pulse of energy from his Narcissa X, sending all Minion's in all direcitons. One headed straight for the office window....

The Exo Suit made a loud thunk as it hit the Isoglass. Swift used his sleeve and wiped a little grime off it where the Minion hit.

"They're all knocked out, Swift." Skull spoke. "I beat them all."

Suddenly all five jumped up in a backflip and charged for Skull again.

Swift laughed. "You think the last Minion is in the room? HA HA! I'm better than THAT, Skull!"

Swift could not help but laugh as the Minion's pummeled the Narcissa X, and Skull didn't notice as Swift sunk into the shadows....
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 09:41:14 pm
"Why you!!"

In frustration, Skull grabbed one of the Minions, head butted it, creating a small hole in its armor, where he then focused a charged beam of electricity inside, making that Minion go unconcious.  Skull let go and the exo armor slumped to the floor.

"WHERE ARE YOU MINION!!!"

 :arrow: "Come on Skull, its a game, I can't tell you where I'm at."

"Then I'll have to destroy each and everyone of you.  One down, 4 more to go."

Skull teleported to the other side of the room inorder to catch a breather from the constant pummeling.  This is nuts.  Where does he get the money for this kind of technology?  But before he could think more on this, the Minions were all over Skull again, beating him almost to an inch of his after-life.

"Enough I say!"

Skull used four of his arms to pick up the Minions, then proceeded with beating each of them in the back with his two free arms.  The punches hit with increadable speed and power.

"YOU.  WILL.  NOT.  MAKE.  A.  FOOL.  OF.  ME.  THIS.  TIME!!!!"

Skull then brought his four arms together, smashing the minions together, and continued to do that a few dozon times.

"HOW DO YOU LIKE IT HUH?  HOW DO YOU F*****G LIKE IT?"

The beaten and battered Minions then are thrown into a pile in the corner.  All have lost consciousness.

"Okay Swift, now....Swift?  Where did ya go?"
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: KingSpider on September 21, 2005, 09:45:22 pm
And as soon as Swift receded into the shadows, he was spotted by KS, who instantly fired 3 battalions of meteors at Swift's ship.

"Thought I was out of the game eh? Well I got another question for you: Are you a bad enough dude to save the Pyro-GX from the combined forces against you?"
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jody on September 21, 2005, 09:48:32 pm
*Stands in the middle of the battle field, seeing what'll happen just to be an ass*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 21, 2005, 09:50:24 pm
I shall now defeat you with this.

(http://dalliance.net/b3ta/Kitten-Baby.jpg)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: KingSpider on September 21, 2005, 09:51:56 pm
Jehuty, I am immune to all forms of photo editing.

NYAHNYAHNYAHNYAHNYAHNYAHNYAHNYA-*shot*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jody on September 21, 2005, 09:54:00 pm
*Is still standing in the middle of the battle field to see if someone'll hit me*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 09:55:08 pm
The room Skull was standing in was completely empty.

Suddenly huge metalic walls crashed in on the walls and roof, seealing Skull in a tight box.

A voice boomed into the chamber. "Don't bother pounding your way out, Skull. Neutronium walls and all."

"DAMN YOU SWIFT!" Skull bashed the walls anyways. They jsut shook the room violently, so he fired every weapon in his arsenal at the walls, but they just reflected off and back to him.

The voice was just a recording however....

Swift was staring Kingspider in the face in a dark hallway.

"Well? Answer my question." KS said menacingly.

"Damn straight."

Swift pulled out a plasma pistol from his armpit and fired a heavy blast at KS. He knew it wouldn't hurt him at all much, but it sent him flying anyways.

Using his swiftacular speed, Swift ran for the docking bay where he saw 3 meteors heading straight for his Pyro-GX.

Swift pulled out a remote and pressed a button. The Pyro-GX instantly lifted form the ground and flew to Swift, well out of the way of the meteors for the moment.

Swift hopped in and blasted off.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/descentfox.jpg)

"ASTEROID BUSTIN TIME!" Swift yelled and readied his lasers to destroy the incoming meteors.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: KingSpider on September 21, 2005, 09:55:16 pm
*presses random object button and a banjo falls two millimters from where Jody stands*

Curses..so close...
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jody on September 21, 2005, 09:56:39 pm
*Looks over and beats the shit out of Banjo*

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA!!

*Waits to see if Skull or Swift'll hit me*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 09:57:51 pm
*inside the box*

Well...this sucks.

*waits*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: KingSpider on September 21, 2005, 10:04:43 pm
After Swift ran away like a little girl KS loacted TFC and took off, while flying low he saw an odd looking building, he figured it belonged to Swift and blew it up, this also blew up the box Skull was in by complete coincidence.

 "Run away and I shall aid your enemy,you filthy coward."
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 10:08:05 pm
Swift flew back and fired a Mega Missile at KS.

"Who said I was running, you blatant dick licker?"

[and what's TFC, and what are you in? If you just blatantly blow up McQuarrie, you're being really damn fucking cheap, KS.]
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 21, 2005, 10:09:25 pm
then out of the distance another Pyro- GX comes with master chief driving. He fires laser at astroids, humming to theme song until he is face to face to sift. BRING IT ON BASTARD!  fires a energy bolt at the sheild. The sheild is overloaded and instantly shuts down. Master chief then fires all of his remaining missiles!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 10:13:00 pm
Black hawks post I vote to be deemed invalid. A total copy, and he doesn't even know the weapons! fires a energy bolt. HAH! You all may count it, and I vote to NOT count it, but what power do I have? Blackhawk doesn't know anything about Descent from what I see, sine there is no energy bolt in Descent. FRAUD!

You possibly will ignore this.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: KingSpider on September 21, 2005, 10:13:44 pm
TFC? None other than..*drumroll* THE FINAL CREATION!!!!!!!

I'm sure you'll recognize the name, adds +9999999999 god-modedness to the user, which makes them look, as you said "Really damn fucking cheap". Or it's just a blatant copy of NMX. You pick one.

But enough of that,

After beiong hit by the Megam Missle KS struggled to regain control while trying to not wave rinto the path of Swift's offenses.

"Curses, this isn't good." remarked KS as yet another missle struck TFC.

KS thengained just enough stability to give some return fire after hitting the brakes and watchign SWift fly by.

"Say hello to my little friends!" said KS as two Cannons fueled by Dr pepper appeared and began to spew fireballs made from the eternal flames of hell at Swift.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 21, 2005, 10:14:36 pm
I happen to have decent 3! and i have played it for 3 years! also you are allowed to make alterations to the ship right? so you die!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 21, 2005, 10:15:21 pm
Blackhawk is excluded from the battle. Anyways, bring it bee-otch!!! *Fires lasers and missiles at everybody except own teammates*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 21, 2005, 10:16:07 pm
hey i am still in the battle!!!!!! yu cant exlude me.!!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 10:16:31 pm
Too bad this is in space, where fire is non existant. The fires fizzled out as soon as they left the cannon.

"Surely you know enough about science to know THAT, KS!" Swift said  and fired a couple smart missiles, then 2 Heat seeking missiles form his Priv Mod attachment, making another kick ass VWOOSH-VWOOSH sound. All projectiles headed straight for The Final Creation faster than it could react to.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: KingSpider on September 21, 2005, 10:16:31 pm
No.

Just no.

I may ahve never played Descent before but killing somebody in one post is downright unsensible.

EDIT: Just so you know I was talking about blackhawk's psot, nto yousrs Swift.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 21, 2005, 10:16:47 pm
But it seems you don't even know what you're doing.

Edit: Dammit!!! I'm talking to Blackhawk. Sorry, KS.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 21, 2005, 10:18:08 pm
fine then ill be the guy who works at the base. is that ok? or am i excluded?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 10:18:29 pm
What KS said.

And I've played Descent 1 and II, and I've been playing te first for nearly 12 years. OWN3D.

And Descent 3 is too crappy to really be counted as a proper Descent game. I don't count it.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 21, 2005, 10:19:14 pm
Yeah, blackhawk. Just be the maintenence guy. It's simple enough.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 21, 2005, 10:19:43 pm
I also have desecnt 1 and 2. I WILL BE THE GUY AT BASE I WONT BOTHER YOU ANYMORE!!!!! ok? v_v :o
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 21, 2005, 10:21:37 pm
I didn't know you had Descent........
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 10:21:59 pm
Sounds good, Blackhawk!

[and if you've played the first 2, then you'd know that Descent 3 is crap. Thus, I deem your saying of having played the first 2 as a cop out lie.]
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: KingSpider on September 21, 2005, 10:23:23 pm
*after being slammed with even more missiles, TFC wasn't in the greatest shape, sheild were only functioning at 37% and dropping. KS quickly adjusted his systems to compelte defense and to concentrate on evasive maneuvers and repair of the shieldindg.

"Quite a fine show of firepower you have there, but how about this?"

KS fired an electromagnetic pulse hoping to short out Swift's power and shields just long enough so that he could get a clear shot at Swift with his plasma missiles.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 21, 2005, 10:24:25 pm
i know desecnt 3 is crap, i was just saying i had it. I had desecnt since i was 6. I wasnt allowed to play till 7th grade. I didnt know it was that popular.



*blackhawk sits down and grabs a donut and falls asleep in base*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 10:25:33 pm
The electric blast reflected off of teh shields harmlesly, doing not a thing.

"Funny thing of how my shield is non-conducting. Imagine that, KS. OOPS!" Another mega missile fired from the Pyro-GX. "I bumped the missile button! How silly of me!"

The missile hurtled headlong to the TFC, ready to explode on it's weakened shields.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 21, 2005, 10:26:46 pm
Heh, this seems to be between KS and Swift only. *sits battle out*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jody on September 21, 2005, 10:28:06 pm
*Tries harder to get in the way*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 10:28:17 pm
But the blast didn't do anything to the box.  It just shook and skidded a bit across the floor.

"Wait!  I'm so freakin stupid.  All I need to do is call on my pals to get me out!"

And just like that, 3 figures appeared around the Box that Skull was in.

"Wwwwhat is thisssss?"  Said a tall red headed woman dressed in red robes and bandages.

"Lets destroy it.  I don't like it.  THIS WILL BE GREAT!!!"  Said a white eyed, short blonde girl wrapped in large metal chains.

"Ugh, you people are pathetic.  Its obviouse that Master Skull is trapped inside."  Said a tall green skeletal figure.  "We best let him out."

"Oh, but of courssssssse.  Don't worry Masssssster Skull, we'll save you."

"YES MASTER!!!  WE WILL SAVE YOU!!!  DON'T WORRY!!!  EH HEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!  THIS'LL BE FUN!!!"

"...indeed."

The three began to chant.  Sparks of unholy energy left there body and begans striking the box.  One by one, the box began to dematerialize.  Atom by atom, it disintagrated untill nothing was left, freeing the captured Mech and its pilot.

"Thanks guys."

"WOAH SKULL!!!  You look good."

"Uh...thanks."

"I have to say, I'm impressed with what the founder was able to do to the Narcissa."

"Yessss.  He did a fine job."

"Thanks guys, I'll be sure to pass the compliments on to him whent the time comes.  So.... you guys want to help me take on Swift?"

"Who?"

"What?"

"*sigh*  Don't you people ever pay attention.  Master Skull's arch nemasis?"

"Oh right!"

"Of coursssssse."

"So all of you guys are with me?"

"I'm sorry sir, I can't.  I have other matters to attend to."

"Thats fine Ghost, you take care of them."

"Thank you Master."

"Anyone else?"

"Uhm...I have an appointment."

"Whit who?"

"The dentisssssst."

"Oh, fine.  Alison, you staying?"

"Of course Master!  An enemy of yours is an enemy of mine!  I will make it my personaly duty to destroy Swift!!!"

".......okay?  Uhm, could you not be so insane?"

"....no."

"*sigh*  Fine, lets find out where Swift went."

The two run down the halls, where they finally find the hanger.  Swift had already left on the Pyro-GX.

"This is bad.  He's already gone.  We have to chase after him.  Alison, how is the black falcon coming along?"

"Perfect!"

"Good, you can use that.  I'm going as is."

"Alright Master!  Good luck!"

"You to Alison."

Alison pauses for a moment as Skull blasts off.  A look of admiration crosses her lifeless eyes for just a moment as she summons the Black Falcon and follows after Skull.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: KingSpider on September 21, 2005, 10:28:57 pm
*With little time to react, KS moved so that the misile only struck him a slight, touching blow.*

"SIlly you indeed, you'll ahve to do much betetr if you want to keep my shield down" KS aimlessly bragegd as his shield began to climb, KS saw a 7% increase, what would've been 10% but due to the slight blow, some shieldign was damaged before it could be reinforced.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 10:37:33 pm
Swift noticed that all his foes were gathered around McQuarrie. Jehuty, KS, Skull and his minions....

He called up the Ralcom.

"MINION! Evacuate everyone and detonate the Cyclops bomb!"

"YESSIR!"

Swift prepared to continue distracting the others while suddenly after barely 30 seconds 3 dropships flew out form McQuarrie.

"That everyone, Minion?"

"Yes, Swift! Ready for detonation!"

"Excellent! BLOW IT ALL UP!"

"YESSIR!"

Swift activated his afterburners and burned away for the outer rim planets, leaving everyone behind him. The dropships closely followed after him.

Behind him, something huge shook the very fabric of space and time itself.

(http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0303/wr124_hst_big.jpg)

[ignore the border around the picture.]

Swift cackled in glee.

"Hah HAH! They had no clue how little importance McQuarrie was! Now... TO JUPITER!"

Within miliseconds they had reached another of Swift's bases, base Sigma, in orbit around Jupiter.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/sigma.jpg)

Swift docked all ships in Sigma, and readied his weapon systems. Missile launchers, lasers, cannons, every weapon imagineable was ready, even the extremely deadly Mauler Device, having 3 of them on each side of the Sigma base.

Swift entered his Sigma base office. it was exactly the same as his McQuarrie office, only with some upgrades and modifications.

Swift yelled out the window wall overlooking Jupiter. "I GOT YA AGAIN! YOU CAN'T DEFEAT MY MIGHT!"
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 21, 2005, 10:38:43 pm
O_O Well..... shit.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: blackhawk on September 21, 2005, 10:43:27 pm
well, looks like jehuty, skull and skull's "person" is dead. wow sfift, i didnt know you were so cruel!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 10:45:28 pm
Skull and Alison approach the Jupiter base and stop...and just stare.

"Damn, what are we gonna do Master?"

"Run."

"What?"

"I SAID RUN!!!!  SAVE YOURSELF!!!  This is just between me and Swift."

*sniff*"You don't want me?"

*sigh*"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to snap on you.  I just...I want you to be safe."

*sniff*Cracking a faint smile,"Yes Master!"  and so Alison teleports out.

*sigh*"What am I going to do now?"

Skull just floats and scratches one of his horns on his head.  Just then, Skull notices Jody.

"AUGH!!!  JODY!!  You surprised me there."

Knudges Jody's shoulder.

"You wanna fight?"
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jody on September 21, 2005, 10:53:28 pm
Jody, who's been sitting here for hours, tells Skull that the sharks are invading and that I'm awaiting my most inevitable doom.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 10:55:14 pm
*goes and helps Jody with the shark problem instead of fighting Swift*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jody on September 21, 2005, 10:56:41 pm
*Thanks Skull, hugs him, then prances off to go leave the battle scene and go find Trigger until I decide to make an appearance again*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 11:35:31 pm
Swift, still staring out the window, waited expectantly.

He then called up his Ralcom.

"Minion, when you said everybody, you also meant Jody, right?"

 :arrow: "Uh.... No, but it seems that she's fine now."

Swift sighed a sigh of relief. "Phew... Good. Send her home to Earth, and tell her not t join this RP fight for her own safety."

 :arrow: "Why do I have to tell her that?"

"Because you're a kid! She shouldn't want to hurt kids!"

 :arrow: "*grumbles* fine, fine..." and the Ralcom turned off.

Swift looked again out his window and saw the swirling mass of the Red Spot on the massive gas planet.

Hm... The Red Spot.... And where it leads to..... Nah, I won't bother with it.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 11:52:51 pm
Skull returns, and is now orbiting around the planet.

*sigh* I honestly have no clue how to pull this one off, I could call him out....but....everyone else would jump him.  I have to defeat Swift somehow.  Hmmmmmm.  THINK THINK THINK DAMMIT!

And so Skull continues his cycle around Jupiter, keeping an eye on Swifts new base.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Twinkle Toes on September 22, 2005, 01:00:29 am
And then Twinkle Toes showed up, he did the mexican hat dance, and left again.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 12:21:52 pm
Grah! What happen? Moments ago I was fighting Swift, then all of a sudden I'm standing in the rubble of a peach scented earth! WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:19:34 pm
*Shoots Lazlo with a ray gun* GET HIM, GUYS! I 'LL TAKE HIM DOWN!  And relax! I'm on your side!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:20:00 pm
<_< Who are you?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: jv2k on September 22, 2005, 05:20:27 pm
OMG! A GUEST! RUN!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:20:37 pm
I concur.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:24:28 pm
Relax!! Let's just say I'm on of your fans, Lazlo!....
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:24:59 pm
Wow..... Lazlo has a fan.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:25:29 pm
I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: jv2k on September 22, 2005, 05:27:08 pm
Lazlo can't have a fan... unless.....
O_O
Bizzaro Lazlo!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:27:21 pm
That's right! I'm a fan! Your fan that can save your life! Now do you want to back away? Or do you want to trust me?!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jody on September 22, 2005, 05:27:28 pm
WHAT IF IT'S SKULL?! But it's not, I don't think. Actually, I think it's Yamino.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:28:12 pm
I guess I'll trust ya for now, but you have to tell me who you are! Now, we must use a complicated dual technique to fight off our foes... Ready? One... Two... GO!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:28:26 pm
Great job Mr. Guest. You just caused a paradox by being Lazlo's fan. OMG!!! TIME PARADOX!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:28:35 pm
I'm a mysterious member from this forum. I can help you! Trust me!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jody on September 22, 2005, 05:29:31 pm
I'll bet it's Swift or something. God dammit..
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:30:04 pm
Time Paradoxes only have two exclamation points, Jehuty. TIME PARADOX!!
But, Guest, be ye who I think ye be?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:30:08 pm
I'm not your enemy
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:30:19 pm
Are you Praxisilver?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:30:31 pm
Now LET'S GO!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:30:41 pm
I never said you were. I trust you, but not with any sensative intel. Not untill I know who you are.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:31:05 pm
Don't ask too many questions! Let's go!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:31:47 pm
Praxisilver? Firendestroy?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jody on September 22, 2005, 05:31:48 pm
Swift.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:32:00 pm
Okay, *gets a big gun that combines with guest's gun to for a really freaking big gun (RFBG)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:33:03 pm
None of the above. Swift is your enemy. I'm not. Now let's fight before he attacks again!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:33:41 pm
Guest, could ye perhaps give me a clue as to who you are?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:33:43 pm
FIRE!!!! *Blasts the force with a huge ray blast*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:33:57 pm
Oh really? I don't trust shady characters like yourself.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 05:33:58 pm
>>

*shanks Guest* Welcome. Make yourself at home, don't feed the ZZZZEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:34:08 pm
EGADS! THAT WAS A BIG SHOT!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jody on September 22, 2005, 05:34:29 pm
Maybe it's KS. =o
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:34:54 pm
Trigger shanked a guest................
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:34:56 pm
I'll reveal myself soon. In the meantime, let's do it!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:35:13 pm
Double post. Delete this.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:35:37 pm
Quote from: "Anonymous"
I'll reveal myself soon. In the meantime, let's do it!!

We may, are you hawt? And a lady?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:36:03 pm
Hmm............. I bet you're............ Monkeydog? Bruce Wayne? Clark Kent?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:36:25 pm
He! You're going down, Trigger!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:36:43 pm
Wonder Woman? Please say you're Wonder Woman! Or Batgirl!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:37:14 pm
A gIANT EGG!!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:37:23 pm
*sigh*I'm a member under a hood! Now stop suspecting me! Are you gonna stick wit me or not?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:38:03 pm
Why?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:38:31 pm
I will for now! But I still want to know who you are mysterious person! If you tell me, I'll give you four golden cookies!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:39:13 pm
Like I said, I'm Lazlo's fan. I wouldn't double-cross him, now stop asking SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:39:43 pm
After the battle, Lazlo!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 05:40:03 pm
Quote from: "Anonymous"
He! You're going down, Trigger!


Bring it.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:40:34 pm
He's HERE! LET'S GO!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:41:43 pm
LALALALALALALALA
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:43:00 pm
*fires anti-shanks at Trigger*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:43:18 pm
Wait a minute! You must be a soldier of Swiftman, aren't you!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 05:43:39 pm
>.>

*falls to the ground and dodges, then takes a nap giving an exra 50% HP increase*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:43:48 pm
Me? Nah! I'm against him in this fight!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:44:00 pm
Of course...
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 05:44:13 pm
STOP THE HATE!! FEEL THE LOVE!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:44:33 pm
M-16!! FIRE!! SHOOTS TRIGGER WITH 100 BULLETS*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 05:45:09 pm
*is too lazy to feel pain or die*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:45:51 pm
-_-
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:46:06 pm
No U!!!1
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:46:06 pm
-_-
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 05:46:10 pm
=3
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:46:31 pm
ENOUGH! Who are you? Tell me! Tell me NOW!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 05:47:12 pm
It's Profeser Hide White in desguise! *pulls off his mask*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:47:16 pm
THIS IS IT!!! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!! I CREATED VWOOP VWOOP VWOOP!!! CLEAN MAH BOOTS.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:47:33 pm
I'd love to tell u, Lazlo, but I can't!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:48:08 pm
Okay, Simon? Joss? Endtype (Please don't say that last one)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:48:13 pm
AND YOU'RE WRONG, TRIGGER
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 05:48:18 pm
It's really A Sexy Catgirl.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:48:25 pm
Ah, the forum ninja. I'm the only forum ninja here!!! Bee-otch
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:48:36 pm
Quote from: "Trigger"
It's really A Sexy Catgirl.

That'd be awesome.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:48:51 pm
None of the above
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:49:30 pm
A mysterious guest!!!! Am I right?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:49:33 pm
Then tell me. Or I won't.. uhh. Make love to you, or something




...Unless you're really hawt. Even then.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jody on September 22, 2005, 05:50:21 pm
Quote from: "Trigger"
It's really A Sexy Catgirl.


You wish. *Walks off grumbling*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:50:42 pm
I'm a male! That's it!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 05:50:58 pm
Quote from: "Jody"
Quote from: "Trigger"
It's really A Sexy Catgirl.


You wish. *Walks off grumbling*


No, Lazlo wishes. I already have my own sexy catgirl. =3 *follows and huggles Jody*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:50:58 pm
-_-ZZZZZZ O_O Wha??!!! *goes back to sleep*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:51:32 pm
Quote from: "Anonymous"
I'm a male! That's it!

Then I definatly won't make secks with you.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:51:41 pm
Trigger!! *Fires Megabuster*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:52:03 pm
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Quote from: "Anonymous"
I'm a male! That's it!

Then I definatly won't make secks with you.


o rly?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:52:07 pm
That's right! I have a Megabuster, but I'm not Megaman!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:52:11 pm
*Trains RFBG on Guest* Who are you.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:52:57 pm
I can't tell you yet
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:53:49 pm
Sure you can! Send me a PM (register first)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:53:53 pm
*beats guest down* Who are you??? FND? Praxisilver? Bob? GAHHHHH!!!! I must know!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jody on September 22, 2005, 05:53:58 pm
Yes you can. Get to it, assclown.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:54:48 pm
Ouch
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:54:52 pm
I'm a logged off member. I already have an account. But I won't tell you who I am until we fight
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:55:32 pm
Quote from: "Anonymous"
I'm a logged off member. I already have an account. But I won't tell you who I am until we fight

Fight alongside me or get into a fight with me?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jody on September 22, 2005, 05:55:56 pm
WHAT I-.. wait.. I have two more guesses. Jv, or MegaKevin.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 05:55:56 pm
Quote from: "Anonymous"
I'm a logged off member. I already have an account. But I won't tell you who I am until we fight


It's ronald McDonald.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:56:15 pm
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Quote from: "Anonymous"
I'm a logged off member. I already have an account. But I won't tell you who I am until we fight

Fight alongside me
I'm going with that!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:56:48 pm
Quote from: "Trigger"
Quote from: "Anonymous"
I'm a logged off member. I already have an account. But I won't tell you who I am until we fight


It's ronald McDonald.
..........................................................
..................................
.....................................
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:56:55 pm
Ah, okay. How long do we have to fight?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:57:02 pm
Yamino? Bladegash? Twinkle Toes? MegaKevin?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:57:47 pm
'til we win this battle, Lazlo
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jody on September 22, 2005, 06:00:30 pm
Jehut, Twinkle Toes = Trig; Trig = Twinkle Toes...

And yes, I knew last night when you were asking me about it. YA IZ FIRENDESTROY, OLOL!! Just kiddin'. I woulda told you but Trig swore me to secrecy lest I be assraped.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:01:10 pm
Again, none of the above. Now, huddle up, I got a plan!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 06:01:37 pm
-_- You lied to me, Jody? *sobs*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 06:02:15 pm
Lesigh, alright then. *summons everybody to Final Destination, an area at the borders of reality and the internet. Where the two worlds combine, forming an unheard of energy. There is nothing here in any direction, save one platform for fighting.*
Get ready guys. *A blast of energy fires from Lazlo's body, knocking everyone back.*
It's time for you to die.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 06:03:31 pm
(http://studentorgs.utexas.edu/alas/Andres/temporary/Ninja%20Squirel.jpg)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jody on September 22, 2005, 06:03:32 pm
Quote from: "Jehuty"
-_- You lied to me, Jody? *sobs*


*Cries with you* I'M SO SO SORRY, I JUST DIDN'T WANT MY ASS TO GET RAPED I'M SO SORRY DON'T HATE ME!! *Bawls*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:04:26 pm
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Lesigh, alright then. *summons everybody to Final Destination, an area at the borders of reality and the internet. Where the two worlds combine, forming an unheard of energy. There is nothing here in any direction, save one platform for fighting.*
Get ready guys. *A blast of energy fires from Lazlo's body, knocking everyone back.*
It's time for you to die.
Double crossing us, Lazlo?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 06:06:27 pm
Not you, but everyone who's not on my side. Magic works like that, it hurts my enemies, but not my friends.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 06:06:32 pm
JUSD TELL US!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 06:07:11 pm
Quote from: "Jehuty"
JUSD TELL US!!!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/nou6jv.png)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:07:25 pm
hahaahahaha
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:10:28 pm
*Fire Trigger wit charged shot* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 06:11:28 pm
Then, as everybody lay in the smoking ruins of thier once great city of TPHton (which they had transported back to) Lazlo asked the Cloaked one, "Who are you, Guest?"
The Guest responded, uttering one word, "
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:12:35 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA..........HAHAHA
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 06:12:39 pm
(http://tedstrong.com/graphics2004/iPod-MrC.gif)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:13:38 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 06:14:12 pm
*forgot about this thread and went to get a sandwhich*

*comes back to see he's like dead*

O_o
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 06:14:52 pm
Sorry Trigger, I had to kill you off.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 06:15:15 pm
Umm............ I say he's either Robot Crystal Knight, Bu, or Praxisilver.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 06:15:28 pm
Meh, it's ok. I'll return in the sequal anyways.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:15:50 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:16:09 pm
U guys just don't get it, do you?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 06:16:34 pm
Quote from: "Anonymous"
U guys just don't get it, do you?

No, and you know what? I don't care anymore.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 06:16:49 pm
I get myself and only myself.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:17:57 pm
All right then, I'll tell u
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:18:16 pm
You guys are fun to fool!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: jv2k on September 22, 2005, 06:18:36 pm
Who are you masked stranger!?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:20:22 pm
*Takes hood off*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: megakevinexe on September 22, 2005, 06:21:01 pm
Surprise surprise! Hahahahahahahahaha! :lol:
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 06:21:37 pm
And here I used to think you were cool...
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 06:21:47 pm
V_V .................. JUSD DIEEEE!!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: megakevinexe on September 22, 2005, 06:23:03 pm
Suckers!! Hahahahahahha That was fun! Just the whole Metal Gear Solid Deepthoroat act! Remember [Let's just say I'm one of your fans, Lazlo]That was a catchphrase! Hhahahahahahahahahha :lol:
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 06:23:37 pm
*demon voice* NOT FUNNY!!!!  :evil:  :evil:
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: jv2k on September 22, 2005, 06:23:52 pm
O_O
OMG The secret revieled! I knew lazlo couldn't have a fan!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Draconis on September 22, 2005, 06:25:56 pm
*Walks in, shoots megakevinexe in the head ten times, then rips his head off*

That's my good deed for the day.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: megakevinexe on September 22, 2005, 06:26:00 pm
It's just a joke, Jehuty. Lazlo, I'll help you wit Swiftman. You totally got my word!^_^
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 06:29:18 pm
Heh, no, sorry, it's all cool! I was just hoping for something else.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 06:31:09 pm
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Heh, no, sorry, it's all cool! I was just hoping for something else.


T_T
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 06:32:08 pm
Don't worry about it, Jehuty, it's no bad on anyone here!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: jv2k on September 22, 2005, 06:54:36 pm
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Heh, no, sorry, it's all cool! I was just hoping for something else.

We all know you were hoping the guest turned out to be a hawt chick.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 06:56:20 pm
Quote from: "jv2k"
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Heh, no, sorry, it's all cool! I was just hoping for something else.

We all know you were hoping the guest turned out to be a hawt chick.

Yeah, that's exactly it... ¬.¬
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: megakevinexe on September 22, 2005, 07:19:09 pm
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
And here I used to think you were cool...
Does this mean that you hate me? :(And I won't take no for an answer! I'm gonna help you wheter u want it or not. U need more teammates to defeat Swiftman.^_^
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 07:58:48 pm
But you didn't have to be a guest in order to help us defeat Swift.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 22, 2005, 08:15:34 pm
Then how come I owned you, Skull, KS and Pirate on several occasions, Jehuty? Single handedly, too. Just me and Min, and our resources at hand.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 08:33:22 pm
....................

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/073520375X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 10:38:46 pm
Quote from: "megakevinexe"
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
And here I used to think you were cool...
Does this mean that you hate me? :(And I won't take no for an answer! I'm gonna help you wheter u want it or not. U need more teammates to defeat Swiftman.^_^

Naah, man! It's cool! I was angry at the situation, not you!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 22, 2005, 11:43:40 pm
*still somewhere out there floating in space*

Ya know...maybe I should do something.  Eh, what the hell.

*keeps floating*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: megakevinexe on September 23, 2005, 06:18:56 am
No offense, but, I was trying to teach you'all that some guests can be trusted. Everytime there's a guest, you'all get scared. I mean, come on, guys! Are we kids? Or ARE WE MEN??!!!(girls included)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jody on September 23, 2005, 06:30:27 am
Are we men? Bah, you're guys. Guys is such a better word than men. Cuz' men is like.. old men.. with stubble and wrinkley skin..

Also, I as a girl refuse to be included in the question "Are we kids? Or ARE WE MEN??!!!".

And after the n00b attacks we've been getting, no guests can be trusted. And we're not 'scared', we're just like ZOMG A GUEST ATTACK HIM!!. That's not scared. That's just being awesome. And guests suck. They should just register. And then we can have the security of knowing the population on TPH just went up by one.

In summary:
Your lessons suck.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 23, 2005, 08:29:55 am
I think my friends just scared away guests...when they were guests....that one fateful night.  Good ol' Alison, Vorcana, and Ghost, they always try so hard to freak people out.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 23, 2005, 09:37:35 am
"Yet they seem to run when you tell them to. At least they're loyal." Swift said with a grin, thouroughly bored watching the 'surface' of Jupiter from his office window in Sigma. But he knew that he should let Skull make the first move.
At least he doesn't know about the garbage chute on the Lower wing... Swift thought to himself, and himself only.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 23, 2005, 11:58:09 am
Hmmm, perhaps I can come in through the garbage chute on the Lower wing.  Wait...what?  Thats absurd that I would do something so low, and its absurd that such an idea would go through my head.  Like Swift would leave himself THAT open to attack.  If I really wanted to...I bet I could teleport on board...but thats just getting old.  I need something dramatic, with pizzaz...and pizza....no, just pizzaz.  Hmmm.  I wonder.......YES!!!  ITS JUST INSANE ENOUGH TO WORK!!!!

And with that final thought, Skull knew what he had to do.  All six of his new metallic arms began to wave around in a circular motion.  In a low tone, he began to chant the ancient Necrophyle hyme of summoning.

"Ohm nionctwos.  Ohm nionctwos.  Shayo tonna, shayo crea.  Ohm nionctwos.  Ohm nionctwos."

A rip in time and space opened up.  A quick pale white flicker and a loud bang soon after revieled a huge red cyrstal, hovering silently in space.  Its crimson sides reflecting the now distant rays of the sun.  In its core, pulsed a dark sphere.  Its contents unknown...the crystal just floated, silently, watching, waiting.

"Now is the time to repent Swift.  This being will be your destruction!"

There issued from inside the crystal, a loud mettalic cry, followed by the sound of two large swords, clanging against each other.  What could be inside that crystal, and what was Skull up to?

"Heh heh...ATTACK!!!"
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 23, 2005, 12:50:10 pm
Swift saw from his window what Skull had summoned.

Heh. Looks kinda like the Space Crystal from Master of Orion...

He called up his Ralcom. "Minion. Yous ee the crystal?"

 :arrow: "Of course. What should we do?"

"I'm not pulling any punches. Ready the Mauler devices and fire them simultaneously, stright at it's core."

 :arrow: "Got it." and the connection ended.

Swift stood in his office as he heard the ominous sounds of the massive energy required for the Mauler Devices to work.

Outside of Sigma station, Jehuty watched, coempletely hidden behind a random asteroid, as the 4 turrets armed with massive cannons swivled to aim for the giant Crystal.

In an instant thhe four cannons fired.

A bright, iradecent turquoise beam fired from all four turrets. The sound they made within Sigma was something haunting, making an awe-inspiring scream of death as the bolt was fired.

All four beams struck the Crystal at it's core. They had such force in their strike that not even the Silver Surfer could summon such power.

Swift grinned at the mighty display of his most powerful weapon at work.

Heh heh.... Hope you can take that kind of power, Skull. Damn, these sulpher generators crank out the power.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: megakevinexe on September 23, 2005, 02:53:30 pm
Quote from: "Jody"
Are we men? Bah, you're guys. Guys is such a better word than men. Cuz' men is like.. old men.. with stubble and wrinkley skin..

Also, I as a girl refuse to be included in the question "Are we kids? Or ARE WE MEN??!!!".

And after the n00b attacks we've been getting, no guests can be trusted. And we're not 'scared', we're just like ZOMG A GUEST ATTACK HIM!!. That's not scared. That's just being awesome. And guests suck. They should just register. And then we can have the security of knowing the population on TPH just went up by one.

In summary:
Your lessons suck.
That would've been the wrong grammar, Jody. And for the last time, it was just a joke.  No offense. :wink: And Lazlo, let's do it and defeat Swiftman. I have plans^_^
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 23, 2005, 03:19:45 pm
Oh, another 3 on 1! Sounds like fun!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: KingSpider on September 23, 2005, 03:31:42 pm
Y'know, it's never fun doing the same thing, so I'll make it a 4-on-1 for good measure.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 23, 2005, 03:35:47 pm
"Minion..."

 :arrow: "Yeah?"

Swift said this next sentence in a very evil and menacing voice.

"Get the balogna."
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 23, 2005, 11:58:59 pm
The beams strike the crystal, causing it to pulse for a moment, then shatter, letting out a shrill piercing scream.

Floating there in space was a horrifying monstar behond any normal human comprehension.  It was 500ft long from head to tail.  Its arms were like meat hooks, its feet were like talons.  It had four jaws, and one eye.  Its body was covered in gold and green plates, and it flew on 3 wings.  Its maw opened up and it let out an ear splitting shriek as it dived at the sigma base.

Skull, cracking a faint smile, "Enjoy."
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on September 24, 2005, 12:06:10 am
Swift cocked an eyebrow at the monster.

"Damn, that thing is hideous. MINION!"

 :arrow: "Lemme guess, fire the Mauler devices again."

"Yes, but..."

 :arrow: "And the fallback too?"

"You got it."

The Mauler devices charged for barely a second, then fired at the monster.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 24, 2005, 12:21:11 am
The Mauler cannons charge up again and fire, instead of making contact with the beast, the attack is stopped in dead space.  The creature itself was firing a beam of the exact same magnatude right back at the Sigma station.  A flux in the power of the station caused a surge, which forced the beam closer the the face of the monster.  As the beam inched closer, a pulse from the monster forced the beam back towards the station, finally dispersing the Mauler beam entirely.  The horror just screamed in triumph.

"Fool!  It is useless to resist!  No feel the awesome wrath of my new minion!"

The monster screamed, then dived at the base again, firing optic blasts all along the side.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 24, 2005, 12:41:32 am
I love how this battle originally was between Swift and I, but now I'm not even participating due to lack of caring!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 24, 2005, 12:56:56 am
ISN'T THAT GREAT!?!?!?!?!?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 24, 2005, 12:58:28 am
Yeah, I'm far too peaceful a race to battle.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 26, 2005, 11:41:30 am
Ceasefire. >=(
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on September 26, 2005, 12:00:08 pm
Yami CJMErl: Fire?  WHERE?!  FIREFIREFIREHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA1!!11!1!!!!11!1 *starts shooting flames out of his Yami Buster*

CJMErl: *shoots Yami* Shut up, you.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 26, 2005, 12:58:04 pm
Yami, I'll give you ten golden cookies to make sure these n00bs don't spam me while I'm not paying attention.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on September 27, 2005, 09:42:03 am
Yami CJMErl: YAY COOKIES!!!  *patrols around Lazlo*

CJMErl: -_-;;
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 27, 2005, 11:24:35 am
*Trips Yami* Sorry, i had to. Here's one cookie in advance
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 27, 2005, 11:38:50 am
Reload!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: jv2k on September 27, 2005, 02:00:13 pm
*fires into random crowd of people*
DIE!!!!!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on September 28, 2005, 08:47:21 am
Yami CJMErl: OW! *eats teh cookie* OK, I feel better. *notices the random violence*  COOL!  Time to fry some piggies!  YAMI FIREARM! *Charges Yami Buster, which starts spewing purple-colored flames all over the place*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on October 02, 2005, 12:52:59 pm
Wow, it didn't take long for this topic to reach 9 pages...........
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 02, 2005, 01:07:50 pm
Spam is TPH's style.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: praxisilver on October 02, 2005, 04:13:29 pm
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
IT'S SPAMTARO TIEM!!!11!!1
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on October 02, 2005, 04:17:21 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/gunstarheroestitlecopy.gif)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on October 02, 2005, 04:26:02 pm
Quote from: "praxisilver"
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
IT'S SPAMTARO TIEM!!!11!!1


*chicken dance*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on October 02, 2005, 04:33:05 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/ralph20klein201986.jpg)
BANG.......... You're dead. *shot*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on October 02, 2005, 04:34:54 pm
Quote from: "Swiftman"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/ralph20klein201986.jpg)
BANG.......... You're dead. *shot*


OMG! BITER!! DIEDIEIDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!

(http://terror.snm-hgkz.ch/mirrors/www.thegia.com/mirror/artwork/990204/frudy.gif)

Now you're dead!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: praxisilver on October 02, 2005, 04:38:09 pm
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on October 02, 2005, 04:40:00 pm
0_0 Nice pic, Jute!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/klein_ralph040730.jpg)

Too bad the shot deflected off of Ralph Klein. HA HA HA!

I now send out.....

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/CANADA6.gif)

PIERRE TRUDEAU!

PH3ar Canada's best politicians.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on October 02, 2005, 04:43:42 pm
(http://www.carchive.net/archive/images/rudy.jpg)

Let's rock and roll.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: praxisilver on October 02, 2005, 04:46:07 pm
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on October 02, 2005, 04:48:00 pm
I will stop your clock.

[get that quote from whatever DOS game it's from and I shall be amazed and give you 50,000 brownie points]

Back to the stopping...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/guyfriend.gif)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: praxisilver on October 02, 2005, 04:49:52 pm
ONE MUST FALL 2097!!
I just tried playing that game... :lol:
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on October 02, 2005, 05:00:09 pm
0_0 0_0 0_0 0_00_0 ZOMG !!!

Praxisilver, you VERY RICHLY deserve this.

well, I can't find my brownie points pic.......

so in return you get a funny gif.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/fallingdown.gif)

Enjoy! You deserve more, though....
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: praxisilver on October 02, 2005, 05:05:05 pm
*is hypnotized by the funny gif*
It draws me in even more the longer I stare at it...
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on October 02, 2005, 05:11:26 pm
heh heh.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/rocketwhore.gif)

Have a Rocket Whore.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jody on October 02, 2005, 08:06:20 pm
Quote from: "praxisilver"


^Yes.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 03, 2005, 12:00:03 am
(http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/3153/11274339248737qn.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on October 03, 2005, 12:03:36 am
...............
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 03, 2005, 12:07:14 am
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5091/11227187658459kb.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on October 03, 2005, 12:20:21 am
Your sig is giving me a seizure.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 03, 2005, 12:21:53 am
too bad. >=(
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on October 03, 2005, 12:24:37 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/Jehuty/GBDdoesnotapprove.png)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 03, 2005, 12:27:29 am
'K
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on October 03, 2005, 12:34:51 am
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 03, 2005, 02:19:36 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/msftpuppet.png)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on October 03, 2005, 09:05:29 am
CJMErl: O_o ...

Yami CJMErl: o_O ...
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 03, 2005, 11:30:18 am
D:
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Peaches on October 03, 2005, 01:08:25 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Superpeaches/Stuff/GIFS/Nabeshin.gif)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Blazeman on October 03, 2005, 02:07:52 pm
A say that Backlash6000 would be next in line for modship if he posted more often...
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on October 03, 2005, 04:59:43 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/Zombie-Girl.jpg)

ZOMBIE GIRL!!!!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on October 03, 2005, 05:06:54 pm
Quote from: "Blazeman"
A say that Backlash6000 would be next in line for modship if he posted more often...


....... who?
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: NeoCalculus on October 03, 2005, 05:09:23 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/sally-3.jpg)

Here's another one.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: KingSpider on October 03, 2005, 05:27:28 pm
Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5091/11227187658459kb.gif) (http://imageshack.us)



I dunno why, but that made me laugh my ass off.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: praxisilver on October 03, 2005, 05:43:01 pm
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on October 03, 2005, 05:50:52 pm
BLAZEMAN! You posted again!

Quote from: "Jehuty"
Quote from: "Blazeman"
A say that Backlash6000 would be next in line for modship if he posted more often...


....... who?


Someone before ME even. Only made...... 8 posts, about? I doubt he'd be a mod in the face of me or Lazlo.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/real%20pictures/Sweet.jpg)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on October 03, 2005, 05:56:43 pm
Wow, he didn't make very many posts.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on October 03, 2005, 06:29:40 pm
Look Jehuty, a bird....

And why is no one commenting on that picture of my social teacher there!?!?!? *shot*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on October 03, 2005, 06:33:23 pm
*comments*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on October 03, 2005, 06:40:38 pm
*XD's*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 04, 2005, 12:34:58 am
Better picture:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/real%20pictures/kaiser.jpg)
There are other better pictures, but that's the best teacher you have, Swift.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Jehuty on October 04, 2005, 12:41:04 am
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Better picture:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/real%20pictures/kaiser.jpg)
There are other better pictures, but that's the best teacher you have, Swift.


Pull my finger.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on October 04, 2005, 01:21:37 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/real%20pictures/shawfinger.jpg)

Pull THAT finger!
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 04, 2005, 01:23:06 am
Cheap knockoff.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/actionshot.jpg)
Accept only the orignal. Be you. Dr Pepper.
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on October 04, 2005, 01:28:00 am
The one, the only, Doctor Swift. Now in total sugar form!


</future ad>
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 04, 2005, 01:37:08 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/alberta.jpg)
I forgot who this guy was. (I think Captain Alberta?)
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Swiftman on October 04, 2005, 01:45:56 am
Heh. Good thing I have better.....

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/diamondclawbotcopy.gif) That would be me, guy!

Yes, so I see, Claw. uh..... What're you doing?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/diamondclawbotcopy.gif) Shredding a hostage, guy!

I..... see..... *anime sweatdrop*
Title: The War of TPH
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 04, 2005, 12:01:31 pm
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/3443/11133525768746cy4ay.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)