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General => General => Topic started by: Anime man on October 08, 2005, 06:21:20 pm

Title: What if zombies attacked?
Post by: Anime man on October 08, 2005, 06:21:20 pm: I do not know if this has ever been posted before but if so
tell me what you all would do in case of a zombie outbrake.
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Post by: Jehuty on October 08, 2005, 06:25:39 pm: Well, like a city wide outbreak? Well, I'd find a mall and set up fort there. But before that, I would listen to the news on possible evacuation points then set off to find my friends. If they haven't been zombified yet. Of course, I would need a mean of transportation, so I would use my bike. Ride to my friends houses and find them. In a zombie infested city, allies are essential. So, we ride to the nearest mall. We would stay there until we can think up another plan.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 08, 2005, 06:36:48 pm: I'd probably be something like this (http://www.protoman.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=342&highlight=resident+evil).
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Post by: the_broom on October 08, 2005, 06:40:02 pm: 2 uzi's + lots of bullets + safe Kary = happy Broom
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 08, 2005, 06:41:07 pm: Off topic, but if vampires attacked, I'd get someone to bless an olympic sized swimming pool for me. Holy water fro teh win.
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Post by: the_broom on October 08, 2005, 06:54:09 pm: And the fact that they can fly....
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Post by: Crystalman on October 08, 2005, 07:08:23 pm: Id pull a "Shaun" and stay at the nearest pub. They got the greatest roasted peanuts, video games, pool, and BEER. (If I ever drank it.)
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 08, 2005, 07:17:29 pm: Quote from: "Crystalman"
Id pull a "Shaun" and stay at the nearest pub. They got the greatest roasted peanuts, video games, pool, and BEER. (If I ever drank it.)

Best movie ever.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on October 08, 2005, 09:07:32 pm: I'd eat them.
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Post by: Razel on October 08, 2005, 10:49:52 pm: Id go Alcurd on there asses.
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Post by: RetroJape on October 08, 2005, 11:37:59 pm: I'd take a huge dump, then run around in cicles.
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Post by: Jehuty on October 09, 2005, 12:50:11 am: Quote from: "Razel"
Id go Alcurd on there asses.

Of course. But where would you get the Belmont whip?
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Post by: NeoCalculus on October 09, 2005, 01:58:46 am: I would go insane, and probebly try to kill everyone, thinking that they were all zombies out to get me, even the ones who weren't zombies.

Thanks Lazlo, you saved me from actually having to do anywork.
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Post by: Razel on October 09, 2005, 11:13:37 am: Jehuty, Alcurd isnt a Belmont, he can use what ever freaking weapon he wants.
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Post by: RetroJape on October 09, 2005, 11:55:53 am: Quote from: "Razel"
Jehuty, Alcurd isnt a Belmont, he can use what ever freaking weapon he wants.
It's spelled Alucard actually lol, not "alcurd".. it's "dracula" backwards.
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Post by: Razel on October 09, 2005, 12:21:12 pm: oops! I knew that to!! *Bangs head against wall*
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Post by: jv2k on October 09, 2005, 01:13:26 pm: I would blow up the earth with a chain reaction of nuclear explosions.
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Post by: Peaches on October 09, 2005, 03:37:04 pm: I would yell at teh Belmont estate to get off their butts.
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Post by: Swiftman on October 09, 2005, 04:16:02 pm: Zombies loose!? What to do!?!

Oh yeah....

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/katana3dstandcopy.gif) Get in a 90-story Katana mech.
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Post by: Razel on October 09, 2005, 04:27:12 pm: Whats with the katana mechs?
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Post by: KingSpider on October 09, 2005, 04:30:12 pm: To be realistic, I'd be going into the guncase and getting my .22 rifle and loading whatever I ahd in it and then, for safety I'd keep my wooden sword and dagger with me as well
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on October 09, 2005, 04:31:18 pm: I'd shoot their head.

The ONLY way to kill a zombie is to shoot their heads off.

BOOM HEADSHOT.
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Post by: Swiftman on October 09, 2005, 04:38:04 pm: Quote from: "Razel"
Whats with the katana mechs?

Katana mechs > you *shot*

but I like Meklars better [my avatar] but ya know.... meklars aren't 90-stories tall.
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on October 09, 2005, 04:48:22 pm: Whats a Meklar?
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Post by: Antha on October 09, 2005, 04:58:55 pm: I'd just kill 'em. *shot*
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Post by: Swiftman on October 09, 2005, 05:00:30 pm: Quote from: "Pirate Cortez"
Whats a Meklar?

-_-;;

Quote from: "Swiffty"
Meklars better [my avatar]

And I hear miniguns and napalm work good on zombies, Antha... heh heh....
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Post by: NeoCalculus on October 09, 2005, 06:10:56 pm: Flamethrowers and Hydrochloric acid. Takes 'em out real fast.
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Post by: Swiftman on October 09, 2005, 06:28:05 pm: Izat so, Skull?

*gets out the Napalm Mech and Minion piloting the "Bugbomb" dropper copter above Skull, carrying a vat o' acid*
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Post by: NeoCalculus on October 09, 2005, 07:22:06 pm: Well I ain't a zombie you goofball. *sticks out tongue*
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Post by: Razel on October 09, 2005, 07:24:30 pm: Quote from: "Pirate Cortez"
I'd shoot their head.

The ONLY way to kill a zombie is to shoot their heads off.

BOOM HEADSHOT.

Who needs to aim with a Rocket Launcher? (Evil grin)
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Post by: KingSpider on October 09, 2005, 07:30:35 pm: Bah, you're all wrong. The only true way to defeat evil is to shoot them in the shins.
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Post by: Swiftman on October 09, 2005, 10:36:21 pm: Oh that's right, You're a skeleton, Skull....

*gets the ammonia and Febreeze*
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Post by: Peaches on October 09, 2005, 11:22:10 pm: (http://www.animesquad.by.ru:81/hellsing/hellsing-25.JPG)

Seras would blow them all to bits.
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Post by: Swiftman on October 09, 2005, 11:25:51 pm: Quote from: "Peaches"
Seras would blow them all

This thread needs an out of context quote.
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Post by: megakevinexe on October 10, 2005, 12:15:21 am: If zombies attacked? Have you'all even seen films like that?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 10, 2005, 12:15:54 am: Quote from: "megakevinexe"
If zombies attacked? Have you'all even seen films like that?

No.
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Post by: Jehuty on October 10, 2005, 12:21:07 am: Of course, the best solution when wounded from zombies is HERBS!!! They solve anything. And who needs a key when unlocking doors? Psssshhhhh. I'm t3h master of unlocking!!!
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Post by: Peaches on October 10, 2005, 12:09:51 pm: Quote from: "Swiftman"
Quote from: "Peaches"
Seras would blow them all

This thread needs an out of context quote.

Oh, please don't go there. Someone has probably made a raunchy doujinshi about this already.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 10, 2005, 12:36:44 pm: Quote from: "Peaches"
Quote from: "Swiftman"
Quote from: "Peaches"
Seras would blow them all

This thread needs an out of context quote.

Oh, please don't go there. Someone has probably made a raunchy doujinshi about this already.

lnk plz
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Post by: Swiftman on October 10, 2005, 09:01:52 pm: Sorry Peaches. It's kind of the TPH mode now, out-of-context quotes. If you must, blame Lazlo for it. [or the ever-blameable Cortez]
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 10, 2005, 09:06:14 pm: Cortez made me do it.
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Post by: Swiftman on October 10, 2005, 09:23:48 pm: DAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNN YOU CORTEZZZZZZZZZ!
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Post by: megakevinexe on October 11, 2005, 07:37:07 pm: You'all mean like this?

(http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/7342/pgzombiesbox3gz.jpg)

When zombies attack, dude! 8)
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Post by: Jehuty on October 11, 2005, 07:53:19 pm: Forget that! What happens when Killer tomatoes attack?! :shock:

(http://www.drcreep.com/images/posters/attack_of_the_killer_tomatoes_jpg_jpg.jpg)
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Post by: Anime man on October 11, 2005, 08:48:13 pm: We get lots and lots of ketchup, and if u's got's any french frys then all the better.
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Post by: Superyoshi on October 11, 2005, 09:22:05 pm: Heh, I remember the cartoon of that.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 12, 2005, 04:56:22 pm: Wasn't that a level in Zombies Ate My Neighors?