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General Music / Sweet Mashups!
« on: January 18, 2009, 10:23:16 am »
Some cool musical mashups I found on the interbutts.

Michael Jackson vs Nirvana

50 cent vs the Bee Gees

Queen vs Outkast

Are these awesome or what?

Segregation / Important news about your auto insurance.
« on: January 16, 2009, 05:49:04 pm »
At the risk of sounding like a dick (I.E. myself) we need to bring sexy back.

General Music / Dethklok
« on: January 16, 2009, 05:32:06 pm »
Anybody else here really like the surprising good band that also happens to be a cartoon.  Hard to believe that the voice actor for that red headed kid on home movies is like, 4/5 of the entire band.

Segregation / Dicks
« on: January 15, 2009, 11:42:23 am »



General / Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds roxors
« on: February 02, 2006, 11:08:18 am »
Take a litle walk to the edge of town
Go across the tracks
Where the viaduct looms,
like a bird of doom
As it shifts and cracks
Where secrets lie in the border fires,
in the humming wires
Hey man, you know
you're never coming back
Past the square, past the bridge,
past the mills, past the stacks
On a gathering storm comes
a tall handsome man
In a dusty black coat with
a red right hand
He'll wrap you in his arms,
tell you that you've been a good boy
He'll rekindle all the dreams
it took you a lifetime to destroy
He'll reach deep into the hole,
heal your shrinking soul
Hey buddy, you know you're
never ever coming back
He's a god, he's a man,
he's a ghost, he's a guru
They're whispering his name
through this disappearing land
But hidden in his coat
is a red right hand
You ain't got no money?
He'll get you some
You ain't got no car? He'll get you one
You ain't got no self-respect,
you feel like an insect
Well don't you worry buddy,
cause here he comes
Through the ghettos and the barrio
and the bowery and the slum
A shadow is cast wherever he stands
Stacks of green paper in his
red right hand
You'll see him in your nightmares,
you'll see him in your dreams
He'll appear out of nowhere but
he ain't what he seems
You'll see him in your head,
on the TV screen
And hey buddy, I'm warning
you to turn it off
He's a ghost, he's a god,
he's a man, he's a guru
You're one microscopic cog
in his catastrophic plan
Designed and directed by
his red right hand

General / I like to move it.
« on: January 28, 2006, 01:12:00 am »
I like to move it move it.
I like to move it move it.
I like to move it move it.
You like to...MOVE IT!!!

With that said, I will now pour this bucket of eels in my pants.

General / ART BATTLEARU!!!!!!!
« on: January 18, 2006, 12:16:38 am »
Okay, so, talking to Kasai online, I got this crazy idea, so here it is, implemented.

What this is, is sort of an art contest, except no one really wins anything, so its more for fun than anything.  But the thing is, their is a theme one must fallow.

So after some careful thought, I decided on what the theme should be:

Draw a picture of anyone of your favorite cartoon or video game characters, but as an animal of somesort.  For example, Mario looking as he would if he was actually a racoon, not just a guy in suspenders.

So give it a shot.  The contest ends in February 1st.  That should give anyone who is interested plenty of time.

Good luck and have fun!!!

General / Revenge of the Chemestry Notebook Sketches
« on: December 27, 2005, 10:13:37 am »
They're back, this time, with avengence

Some random enamies from Jazz Jackrabbit, the greatest DOS game of all time.  End of discussion

Some joke Megaman bosses Drifter and I came up with.

Me, new and improved.

Random madness.

Purplesaurus X, the greates Maverick to ever be named after a flavor of Kool-aide

General / All I want for Christmas
« on: December 26, 2005, 10:39:17 am »
Okay you show-offy jerks, now is your chance to talk about what you got for Christmas this year.  If you Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, or an atheist who just doesn't like christmas, I'm sorry if I offend you for bringing this up.

-27 hour digital voice recorder
-Palm Pilot
-REALLY REALLY NICE black leather gloves from none other than Nibe
-A frog calender (frogs are the highest form of life, get over it monkeys)


-Odditorium by the Dandy Warhols, my new favorite band

and thats it.  All right, let the show boating begin.

General / back..more or less...take this as you will
« on: December 21, 2005, 10:54:49 pm »
*see title*

General / Taking advice from Doctor Drift*shot*
« on: December 15, 2005, 09:41:58 am »
Heh, Doctor Drift sounds like the name of a rapper...

Anyway, I suppose Drifter is right...I need a break.

I'm just all stressed out as hell right now.  What with finals, and the fact that if I don't get at least ONE C, I will more than likely get kicked out of college, then I would be royaly fucked.  And to hell I'm gonna work in the food industry forever.

So to put it briefly, I will be making myself scarce for a while.  Probebly untill this all blows over.  *Saturday at the earliest*

We now return you to your regularly scheduled bull shit.

General / Blues vs. Gospel
« on: December 04, 2005, 09:04:50 pm »
Whose better dammit, Blues or Gospel, and you better all say Gospel.

General / Looking for advice
« on: December 01, 2005, 04:47:45 pm »
Okay, so now with my VERY LIMITED skills in action scripting, I'm also working on a sort of  And their is this one character I made for this that I need help with.  You see, I've been drawing concept designs for this character for *pshew* like, since last April, and have yet to come across a design I was happy with.  Well now, here it is, sort of, a design that I feel is, well, okay.

Any suggestions on what I could do to improve upon the character?  Feels like there's something missing.

« on: November 27, 2005, 09:37:29 am »
Here is the date to remember: December 16th.


Because, starting is....GBD Appreciation Day!!!!  Thats right, the GBD will be 11 years old this year, and what better way to celebrate then to create a forum wide tribute to his name.

All you have to do?

Have a GBD themed sig of avatar.  Thats it, nothin' to it.  Something  to keep his memory alive and well in any means possible.


General / I need this game.
« on: November 24, 2005, 12:01:34 am »
And so do you.

My dreams of taking over the world with a horde of zombies has been realized!!!

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