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General / Earthworm Jim fan's unite.
« on: October 08, 2005, 05:22:36 pm »
http://ewj.nomoretangerines.com/

I just love her art.  Its soooo, awesome.  And they have a forum too, its going a little slow right now, but maybe it will liven up a bit with a little more activity.  Swift and I already joined.  So come along, pull up a chair, open up a nice cold one, and enjoy the amaizing site of pure, 100% all natural awesome. (made from concentrate)

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General / Get a pirate name!
« on: September 18, 2005, 11:14:53 pm »
http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php


Check it out.  Type in your name, and become a true pirate.

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General / Check out my art.
« on: September 18, 2005, 03:27:38 pm »
Yup, I got myself a deviant art...thinger, so check it out.

And any off topicness will result in you getting slapped.

http://red-scooter-jerk.deviantart.com/

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General / Eh, I don't know.
« on: September 16, 2005, 10:02:20 am »
Right now, eh,  don't know.  Nothing feels right.  Food tastes bad, sleeping sucks, being awake isn't much better.  I all around feel like shit.  Its probebly depression...again.  Anyways, I don't know, I'll probebly be gone for a while, then again, maybe not.  I might be back tomarrow asking for your forgiveness, I might never come back at all.

If you'd like to keep in touch, that'd be pretty cool.  You can always e-mail me at kungfulizardboyATmchsiDOTcom or you can just catch me online on MSN.

So, untill, whenever.

Peace out.

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General / Arrrr, mark ye calenders mates.
« on: September 13, 2005, 02:24:37 pm »
For ya see, September 19th be "Talk like a Pirate Day," one o' the many great idears to come from the mind o' Bob Sagat.  So join hands and, well, talk like a pirate.  Remember mates, its September 19th.  AHOY!!!!!!!!

36
General / GREATEST.GAME.EVER.EVER.
« on: September 12, 2005, 11:14:07 pm »
Well, my roomate happens to have an X-Box, and one day, I was like, hey, Halo is nice, but do you think I could, well, ya know, get some new games?  And he was like.....sure.  So I went to my loke EB games and took a gander at there stock.  Boy oh boy was I in for a shock.

I was looking around and I saw......this game.  Not just an ordinary game, it was a Godzilla game.  Now I, the unfortunate Godzilla fan I am was like "HOLY APE SHIT!!!  KNOW WAY!!!"  So I bought it.  Here are some screen shots.







I started it up, and immediately, I was all like, "WOAH!!!!!"  It has 15 monstars you can find or unlock, about a dozen secret levels, screen shots from various stages of game developement, and best of all, some screen shot from the upcoming new Godzilla movie, Godzilla:  Final Wars.



The name of this wonderful game?  Godzilla:  Save the Earth.  Look for it on X-Box and PS2.  It might also be on the GC, but I don't know.  I don't keep up with these new confangled video games.

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General / I'm back. Let the groans of disapointment begin.
« on: September 12, 2005, 11:03:56 pm »
Because I can't spell worth shit.


Henywho...I'm back, and boy oh boy, do I have lots to say.


Thats a damn lie and we all know it.




It was either me...or a my roommate, but one of us proved to be a hazard to they system...so guess what?  We were put under quarantine inorder to prevent spreading any deadly computer viruses.  Well woopty freakin doo.  Looks like I'll just have to use some one elses comp.  LOCKDOWN'D!!!!  Dammit, I can't do anything now can I?  Well what the fuck?


Anyway, I'm back.  Now, you may start your moaning and groaning.

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General / JEHUTY!!!POOP!!!!!!!!!ONEONE!!!!!!!ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!111111111
« on: September 07, 2005, 12:54:03 am »
i CHALLENGE YOU TO a battle of the doomzorzorzorzorzorz!!!

If ya man enough to take me on.

39
General / We get the point, Megaman is 15.
« on: September 07, 2005, 12:41:26 am »
But ya know what?

The GBD is 11!!!!

So here is my tribute to that green guy who died in X2.



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General / Looky looky.
« on: September 06, 2005, 10:42:24 pm »
HEY!!!!  LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND WHILE TRAVELING 'ROUND THE NET!!!!


http://greenbikerdude.ytmnd.com/

I love google.

41
General / Humanity will fall.
« on: September 04, 2005, 02:17:29 am »
Here is a story I started writting for some reason...I don't know why though, I just did.


Chapter 1:  Not another day.  *groans*

It was a normal day.  People were going about their normal dayly, mundane lives.  Nothing new or interesting, except there was this one guy with a dancing monkey.  But I digress.

The sky was blue.  The air was crisp.  It was definatly going to be a great mid October day.  The trees were turning and the earth was cool.  It was paradise.  At least for some.

For me, it was hell.  I was just a freshman in college, with no money and no job.  Just trying to make ends meet.  I was barely keeping up with the workload, and to make matters worse, the mid terms were coming up.  Man, what am I gonna do.

I pondor these things as I walk up to my first class of the day, Chemistry 102D.  Shit.  I hate Chemistry, but If I'm to major in Bio, I'll have to take it.  Damn it.  Damn it all to hell.  Great, there's the TA.  Why can't I have a real profesor.  Sigh, nothing ever works out alright for me.

Here we go, another boring class, taking notes, listening to this stooge ramble on and on and on.  Must...resist...doodling on this piece of note book paper.  Resistace....failing.....gaaaaah!!!!

Sigh, I feel better now.  Especially since that picture totally rocks hardcore.  Damn, I don't think I've ever drawn a better picture.  SHIT!!!!  I just missed something important.  Oh well, I'll read it later.  Hmmm, something about Prions I think.  No wait, thats Bio.  What did he just say.  DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT.

Only five more minutes.  Come on, just a little longer.

5...4...3...2...1...*ring*

Yes, now I can leave.  Thank the stars.

God I hate this place.  Lets check the schedule.  Hmm, 3 hours till my next class.  I'm gonna go crash.

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General / Sing a freakin' song fools.
« on: September 02, 2005, 12:35:34 am »
Sing a freakin' song fools.

I will go first.


*ahem*

Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night

This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody screm
In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under yours stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

Round that corner, man hiding in the trash cam
Something's waiting no to pounce, and how you'll...

Scream! This is Halloween
Red 'n' black, slimy green

Aren't you scared?

Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night

Everybody scream, everbody scream

In our town of Halloween!

I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace

I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair

I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!

Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare

That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of Halloween

In this town

Don't we love it now?

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Halloween, everyone scream
Wont' ya please make way for a very special guy

Our man jack is King of the Pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween!
La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween!

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General Music / Anyone here like Babes in Toyland?
« on: September 01, 2005, 01:15:30 am »
Anyone?  Anyone at all?

Okay, here is the best way I can describe them.  They are like Nirvana, late 80's Punk, and a generic girl band, thrown together and backed in an oven at 360degrees.  That just about sums them up.  Oh yeah, and they are out of Minneapolis Minn.

Odds are, if you go looking for there stuff, you wont find it.  They've been gone now for over 10 years, and their record company is floundering.

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General / Move sig.
« on: September 01, 2005, 12:54:22 am »
Because I don't want to bother trying to find the old topic about what your current sig/av/cuwatzit is.

So yeah, I just thought that line was just way to funny, so I stuck that in as my new sig.

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General / My friends and I are retards
« on: August 30, 2005, 12:05:13 pm »
I found this the other day.  It was a fake news article my friends and I came up with 3 years ago.  We all wrote the story, but the idea was mostly mine.  Be prepared to go WHAT THE F***?


http://www.geocities.com/super_biased_babble/Apocolispnow.html

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