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General Games / Guild Wars 2
« on: April 26, 2007, 01:00:21 pm »
I doubt anyone here besides me has played Guild Wars to it's fullest, and even though I'm not a hardcore fan of it, I'm a sucker for MMORPGS (I'm no WoW player, but you get the idea). Guild Wars was one of those games you would buy because you heard a few good things about it, I know that a friend of mine played it at school (He even told me we could play together online, but I haven't seen him on it once), and it seemed like a reasonable bargain. I mean hey, $50 for a game with free online play? Not to mention that the graphics looked pretty awesome too. But still, with that gap in price you could've guessed that GW didn't have as many features as WoW did. I had only a few gripes with the game: The level cap was a measly level 20, and the overall world map wasn't open, but private and just there for you and only you to explore. Well, I didn't really find this out until after I bought the game. Regardless, I still had fun playing it, and the game play itself was innovative and fun.

Indeed, I got hooked on the game a good 5 months after I bought it (Yep, I took a pretty big break because I wasn't that impressed with it). Sometime while I was playing through the story though, there was an expansion announced: Guild Wars Factions. Which was supposed to be more focused on PvP I think, I am not too sure though. So that was out for a while, and eventually another expansion came out: Nightfall, which made me laugh because it was set in an African type landscape. I didn't buy either one of these expansions, frankly, they just didn't appeal to me, and none of the things I wanted changed in the games were changed. For example, the level cap was still 20, and the overworld was still private.

BUT OHHHHHHH DAMN, I just walked in my Graphic Arts class today and looked at the monitor on the computer opposite of mine, and happened to see a little preview section on the gaming website displayed, and it read "Guild Wars 2". Feeling curious, I looked it up, and god knows I have nothing better to do. For the first time in a long time, I am excited about Guild Wars again. Why? I'll tell you why. They finally updated the stuff that counts in Guild Wars 2. Yep, you guessed it: the level cap is NO LONGER 20 (Took them long enough), but it's also....nothing. Yeah, well you see Theo, the level cap as of now is never ending, as in, you can go past 100 if you so wished. According to AreaNet or whoever made this game, there is no level cap right now. But hey, that's definitely an improvement over 20. That wasn't the best part. Apparently, the world is finally going to be open for all to explore. This means, no more private exploration with henchmen and random idiots.

So, let me sum up for you guys what this means:

It means that Guild Wars 2 will most likely become the next WoW, except with no monthly fees. This I am thankful for, because I won't buy a game now if it charges month by month. Will I get it? Hell yes. However, I hope most of these things stay intact by the time the game comes out. Also, as much as I like the higher level cap, I will settle for level 40 or whatever. Just so long as it isn't 20 any more. I like to have more variety in the game, especially when it comes to levels. Oh, one thing I forgot to mention was that you now have races to choose from (You see, in the first 3 Guild Wars games, the only race was human, where now you can be like...beasts or some shit like that). I don't think the game will be coming out any time soon, though. I'd say, probably some time in 2008, which is a damn shame because I really want to see if this will become one of the greatest MMORPG's ever.

This concludes my excitement. And to sum it all up even more: This game will be awesome, and I encourage you all to try it out.


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Segregation / THIS GAME IS KINDA GAY.
« on: April 17, 2007, 08:24:55 pm »
U R THE BIGGEST FAGGET

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Segregation / Galuf has Died.
« on: April 10, 2007, 08:00:24 pm »



CONGRATULATIONS.

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Segregation / Hello.
« on: March 25, 2007, 10:42:24 am »

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General Games / MAI GAEMZ
« on: March 15, 2007, 12:45:47 pm »
http://users.ign.com/collection/retrojape

No pictures. =(

There are a few games missing from the list, since I hardly update it anymore.

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Segregation / SUPER MEGA AWESOME ULTRA KIRBY NO AIR RIDE RPG
« on: March 09, 2007, 12:45:15 pm »
*RETROJAPE is walking in the HUT and is ambushed by an ENEMY*
 
-BATTLE-

RETROJAPE swings his PENIS AXE for +6 damage against the mysterious ENEMY.

The ENEMY strokes his +9999 BEARD and farts in your direction.

RETROJAPE cannot hold his SEMEN.

RETROJAPE summons KING KRAB.

KING KRAB used SUBMERSED RAPE STRIKE TYCOON.

6969 damage to a hair on the ENEMY'S BEARD.

The ENEMY used a METEO.

The METEO was useless!

The ENEMY used a METEO.

The METEO was useless!

The ENEMY used a METEO.

The METEO was useless!

The ENEMY used a METEO.

The METEO was useless!

The ENEMY used a METEO.

The METEO was useless!

The ENEMY used a METEO.

The METEO was useless!

The ENEMY used a METEO.

The METEO was useless!

The ENEMY used a METEO.

The METEO was useless!

The ENEMY used a METEO.

The METEO was useless!

The ENEMY used a METEO.

The METEO was useless!

The ENEMY used a METEO.

The METEO was useless!

The ENEMY used a METEO.

The METEO was useless!

The ENEMY used a METEO.

The METEO was useless!

The ENEMY used a METEO.

The METEO was useless!

The ENEMY used a METEO.

The METEO was useless!

The ENEMY used a METEO.

The METEO was useless!

The ENEMY used a METEO.

The METEO was useless!

The ENEMY used a METEO.

The METEO was useless!

The ENEMY used a METEO.

The METEO was useless!

The ENEMY used a METEO.

The METEO was useless!

The ENEMY used a METEO.

The METEO was useless!

The ENEMY used a METEO.

METEO hits RETROJAPE for 0.000000000000001 damage!

RETROJAPE fainted!

*Auto-Life*

RETROJAPE arose!

RETROJAPE used a POTION on KING KRABS!

KING KRABS HEALTH IS FULL!

KING KRABS used SIGHT!

ENEMY revealed his identity!

ENEMY digivolved into GOGRID!

GOGRID used GO GO GO GO wave on RETROJAPE!

RETROJAPE was paralyzed!

RETROJAPE is fully paralyzed!

KING KRABS exploded!

GOGRID used a GUADO POTION (Good).

GOGRID recovered -1 HP!

RETROJAPE thought of his bike.

GOGRID read RETROJAPE'S mind.

GOGRID had an urge to steal RETROJAPE'S bike!

GOGRID fled!

Player GOGRID was defeated!

12 exp.

2000 AP

29 MP

RETROJAPE Gained a level.

RETROJAPE Gained a level.

RETROJAPE Gained a level.

RETROJAPE Gained a level.

RETROJAPE Gained a level.

RETROJAPE Gained a level.

Learned Fire 1

Learned Ice 1

Learned Bolt 1

Learned Steal

Learned Ultima

Learned Rape

Learned Swindle

Learned Mayonnaise

Learned Jawn

Learned Guidance System

Obtained Raiden's Pole x99

Obtained Potion x34

Obtained Gate Scroll x2

Obtained Hot square x1

Got 17839 GP

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Segregation / HEY KIDS
« on: March 06, 2007, 03:21:01 pm »



IT'S TIME FOR THE BEAT-ME-UP WOODY SHOW!

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General / Venture Bros...
« on: February 27, 2007, 08:15:07 am »
...just got renewed for a third and fourth season.

Foolish Adult Swim, I thought you went and died out on me.
(Well, for the most part it has.)

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General / New Years and whatever.
« on: December 31, 2006, 11:34:53 pm »
Happy New Years people, now start talking about your goals and how you won't reach em'.

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General / Christmas and whatever.
« on: December 25, 2006, 08:59:49 am »
Post what you got, yada yada yada....


1. Twilight Princess - GC
2. Kirby Squeak Squad
3. Yoshi's Island DS
4. Truama Center: Second Opinion
5. RedSteel
6. Clothes and junk

Yeah, I don't have a Wii yet, but I got the games ahead of time, so lawl.

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Segregation / DECEMBER 1ST, WORLD AIDS DAY
« on: December 01, 2006, 11:46:49 am »
BE AWARE OF YOUR AIDS, PPL.

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General Games / The "Wiikend" we've been waiting for has come.
« on: November 16, 2006, 02:47:56 pm »
I'll probably whind up just getting TP though, lawl.

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Segregation / FURTHERMORE...
« on: October 23, 2006, 06:12:24 pm »


Discuss.

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I DECLARE A POKéMON BATTLE AGAINST YOU FAGS.


Rules and those who follow them:

1. Post a picture of something, that's your Pokémon
2. No  3 year old Dave Chappelle fads as Pokémon
3. There are no rules
4. Not really, lol
5. Stfu and play

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Segregation / OH SHI
« on: September 30, 2006, 08:11:09 am »
THIS PLACE IS GETTING LESS ACTIVE AGAIN SO I'MMA LEAVE AND MAKE IT WORSE LOL.

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