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Segregation / DAMMIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONE ONCE CJ LEFT!!!!
« on: May 14, 2007, 08:08:08 pm »
*shot*

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Segregation / KNOXISTHEFUNNIESTMANALIVE
« on: May 07, 2007, 08:49:24 pm »
amirite?

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Segregation / ...............
« on: April 29, 2007, 08:04:12 pm »
Abstaining.

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Segregation / Mr. Fortune Cookie facts
« on: April 26, 2007, 03:45:07 pm »
Here's some ture facts you may not know about our good friend, Mr. Fortune Cookie.

-A classic holiday sandwich makes Mr Fortune Cookie horny.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie’s favorite television program is 12 Ounce Mouse
-Mr. Fortune Cookie’s favorite movie is Scooby Doo Meets Dick Van Dyke.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie thinks that everyone wants to marry him.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie believes that blowing up the Thunderzords on the Internet will make HAH HMMM
-Mr. Fortune Cookie does not believe in fairies.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie kills people with their own guns.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie once saw a big chocolate dick come out of the printer.
- www.blowme/uptheass.youfucker.com  is a very good website.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie enjoys a good bucket of bucket cheese.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie was sexually abused by Mr. Fortune Cookie as a baby.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie failed.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie has a certified PhD in lame threads.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie’s true form is Duke of Meat.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie….
-Mr. Fortune Cookie drinks at the urinals.
-PERHAPS.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie started the totally untrue rumor that UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE UNTURE .
-Mr. Fortune Cookie's best friends are dead.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie is an admitted fan of his own movies
-Mr. Fortune Cookie thinks that Corflake, Arkansas is a dirty country.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie  thinks that dhkjhfhghknbvbvnbvjnbvdbvbjvjvtbrujrxcfasddgass.
-TETSUOTETSUOTETUSOTETSUOTETSUOTETUSO
-It's quite clear, that it'll never be PERSPECTIVE.

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Segregation / What is sarcasm?
« on: April 15, 2007, 10:10:48 pm »
I asked this question to a different group of people, and was treated very badly.

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Segregation / Jewranja
« on: March 08, 2007, 04:25:58 pm »
Jewranja, Jewranja
The legendary warriors
Jewranja, Jewranja
With that hope that lasts an across time
Kuruo Sentai Jewranjaaaaaaaaaaaa

Walking without the sound
Dominate on a far away land
The five of your fangs show are here
Jewranja, show me your future fantasy

Jewranja, Jewranja
The forever warriors
Jewranger, Jewranger
You'll always been near
Kuruo Sentai Jewranjaaaaaaaaaaa

The golden shine of the medals
When the connecting heart to one
The victory of tommorow is waiting
The bundle not nearly ends a fantasy

Jewranja, Jewranja
The passion warriors
Jewranger, Jewranger
The rainbow it from will probably exceed
Kuruo Sentai Jewranjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Jewranja, Jewranja
The forever warriors
Jewranja, Jewranja
You'll always be near
Kuruo Sentai Jewranjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Segregation / I ARE A BAD GUY
« on: February 16, 2007, 11:19:38 pm »

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Segregation / Don't Worry
« on: February 15, 2007, 10:19:09 pm »


BE HAPPY

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Segregation / Lather, Rinse and Repeat
« on: February 11, 2007, 04:01:42 pm »

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Segregation / looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooongcat is long
« on: February 11, 2007, 03:27:01 pm »

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Segregation / I IS TEH SMEXY
« on: January 24, 2007, 03:24:20 pm »

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Segregation / EVAR HERD OF MEGAMARN???
« on: January 16, 2007, 10:28:20 pm »
I LIKES THE TEE-V SHOWW ABOUT MEGAMARN. "JAKE IN, MEGAMARN!" IS LIKE, DUH COOLIST CACHFRAISE EVAR!!! LOLZORS I SPEEK GOOD INTERNETS

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Segregation / CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
« on: December 31, 2006, 02:32:56 pm »


^Remember it, Fuckers

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Segregation / It's a fucking Disney Movie
« on: December 30, 2006, 01:00:21 pm »

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Segregation / Fizzy drinks
« on: October 01, 2006, 05:53:21 pm »
Fizzy drinks (carbonated beverages) are produced by injecting carbon dioxide into the drink at a pressure of several atmospheres. Carbon dioxide dissolves readily at normal atmospheric pressure, particularly in cold beverages, but far more so at high pressure and large volumes of gas can be dissolved. When the pressure is released the carbon dioxide comes out of solution forming numerous bubbles and begins releasing the carbon dioxide back into the atmosphere. After many minutes most of the carbon dioxide has been released and the drink is said to be "flat".

The chemical phenomenon whereby carbonated drinks taste fizzy is due to carbonic acid inducing a slight burning sensation, and is only indirectly related to the bubbles- both phenomena are caused by the carbonic acid concentration.

Carbonation can also be produced by partial fermentation in a sealed container. This is the method used in the production of ginger beer and by careful control, and use of appropriate yeasts, the alcohol level can be kept very low.

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