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Segregation / RAR!!!
« on: September 18, 2006, 10:00:37 pm »

I'm Dinosaurus Rex. RAR!!! I'm a dinosaur. Rar. Dinosaur. Swearing is wrong. Swearing is bad, and makes my son sad. I am a dinosaur, and swearing makes me sad. Stuff like the word poop. That's called the P-word. There are many words that are bad. They are bad language, and they are not good language, because they are bad words. Bad words, like the A-word (anus). I am sorry if I offended some of you people by saying the P-word and the A-word, but as a dinosaur, I must show you that these words are bad. My son sometimes watches this computer, as he saw some bad words. He was sad to see them. I am also sad to see bad words. I am a dinosaur. A Dinosaurus Rex. Stop using naughty language.

Segregation / The Worst shit on Youtube
« on: September 18, 2006, 05:07:52 pm »

Segregation / Mr. Fortune Cookie facts
« on: September 14, 2006, 08:59:38 pm »
Some things you may not know know the rest.

-Explosions make Mr. Fortune Cookie horny.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie's favorite television program is Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie's  favorite movie is Space Janitor 2.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie thinks that everyone wants to marry him (and he's right.).
-Mr. Fortune Cookie believes that making youtube movies will make his penis grow.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie does not believe in Santa Claus.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie kills people with guns and such.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie once copied his ass 30 times on his printer.
-Africa is a very gay website.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie enjoys a good sodomy session every now and then with Zed....and Rita.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie is sexually abused by his father once a year.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie passed 1st Grade.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie has a certified PhD in Being Better Than You.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie's true form is a Dinosaurus Rex.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie is a premature urinator.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie drinks Gatorade, because he believes that it’s Gatorade.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie started the totally true rumor that a two-headed zombie Elvis clone was found in Nebraska, raping animals.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie's best friends are himself, and his Gamecube.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie is an admitted fan of senseless violence.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie is also an admitted fan of extremely senseless violence.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie thinks that New York is a state.
-Geroge W. Bush beleives he will obtain a leprechaun's gold if he licks an electrical socket.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie thinks that tbrujrxcfasddgass.
-desu desu desu desu desu desu
-Mr. Fortune Cookie is trying to contact his own ISP so he can’t use the Internet ever again.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie was the original host of the PWN virus.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie asshole is worth 2 billion U.S. dollars.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie bathes inside the toliet.

Segregation / Yugi on a plane
« on: September 06, 2006, 09:26:13 pm »


General Music / Song Lyrics
« on: August 31, 2006, 09:36:42 pm »
I don't know if we ever had an old one of these topics, but I'm starting a new one. Get over it.

The Incredible Medicine Show--Moxy Fruvous

(Murray on lead)
We are here,
to calm your fears,
and turn your world around.

The man to my right,
with the headset mic,
will stroll you through the grounds.

So enjoy your stay,
it's seafood day,
and surgery's at five.

We can correct what nature supplies
'cuz beauty is something money buys.

Don't say no to the incredible medicine show.
Don't say no to the incredible medicine show.

The double chin,
can be tucked in,
the wrinkles we can hide.

Some herbal tea
and Chromium D
with 'drink me' on the side.

The little fear
when you look in the mirror
gets bigger every day.

It takes work,
but it can be done,
to look 23 at 51.

Don't say no to the incredible medicine show.
Say no, don't say no.
Don't say no to the incredible medicine show.
Say no, don't say no.

Na na na, na na na na.

(guitar solo)

Smoke and mirrors,
dogs and ponies,

The President of the United States
and his cronies.

Clean and colorful,
bright and ghoulish.

A fountain of youth
for the vain and the foolish.

Mrs. Booth,
you're a picture of youth,
those lips should last a while.

And carrot juice
will help reduce
that creaking when you smile.

Don't say no to the incredible medicine show.
Say no, don't say no.
Don't say no to the incredible medicine show.
Say no, don't say no.

Don't say no to the incredible medicine show.
(Murray: We are here to calm your fears)
Say no, don't say no.
Don't say no to the incredible medicine show.
(Murray: We are here to calm your fears)
Say no, don't say no.

Segregation / Help requested.
« on: August 29, 2006, 09:10:29 pm »


Segregation / My demands
« on: August 23, 2006, 06:29:56 pm »
I demand bouncing

General / You know you want this
« on: June 02, 2006, 06:29:02 pm »
Great place. A friend's big brother made it. She can be seen in a few of their videos. These videos are perfect examples of their comedic genius  


Fight for your pizza.




Would you like that coffee buttfucko sized?


A very sad story. Got milk?

That's it. Enjoy

General / A time to RP
« on: May 18, 2006, 08:10:20 pm »
My friend Alexander's back in the saddle. His internet is up (after a few months :shock:  ), and he made a forum!
It is currently RP/literature based. Brand-new, so only he and I have joined.

General / The funny YTMND thread
« on: May 13, 2006, 08:03:51 am »
This will start it off. YTMND #1

And YTMND #2

Here's a good one YTMND #3

This is addicting YTMND #4

So is this YTMND #5

Coolest ever made I hope you like jumpropes. Oh, I mean YTMND #6

If you like Lord of the Rings...or hate it YTMND #7

WTF is all I have to say.WTF? YTMND #8

Come buy a spatula YTMND #9

Rape time YTMND #10

Oh nooo!!!!! YTMND #11

Why did I put this one here? Even I don't know! YTMND #12

And for 13.....YTMND #13

Here's one for an animated batman villain YTMND #14

And here's another YTMND #14

A Soulcalibur one YTMND #15

Rawk it! YTMND #16

Strong Bad has excellent missle targeting systems YTMND #17

That's it for now, folks. Find some and put them here, OR rate and tell your opinions on them.

General / Wait a second.......
« on: May 11, 2006, 02:26:53 pm »
Did I post my youtube links here? They don't seem to be here

« on: March 12, 2006, 12:33:22 am »
Look at sig!!! HwwIpotf (stamds for something)!!! Pretty snazzy. SODOMY IMMINENT

General / School help plez
« on: February 21, 2006, 04:49:14 pm »
I need to do this essay on  "Laws of Life" W T fuck does that mean? I cannot think of a good one to base my essay on.
It has gots to be an emotional positive turd like "Honesty is the best policy"
Any help finding a law I can work with would be greatly appreciated.
They will also help for my "Mr Fortune Cookie" quotes.

not only will I be helped to find an essay topic, I will also get some more phrases like "A penny saved won't buy you crap" and "The cat has your tongue. I have your wallet".

General / SEX
« on: February 21, 2006, 04:44:50 pm »
Made you look.

Seriously though, almost everyone has become a pervert. You type
"hot" "sex" or "butts butts butts" and everyone comes running.
(you know what I mean, Yamino)
So many rap songs and comedy acts are good solely because they mention sex.
It is crazy what you whippersnappers do. Back in my day, I had to walk 5 miles in the desert to get to the internet. Also it was snowing

General / Ten steps to awesome
« on: February 20, 2006, 01:30:09 pm »
The way to become a living mass of ownage is right here.

1. Rock at basically all video games you play
2. Wear glasses
3. Tivo at least two episodes of Futurama
4. Have every "Calvin and Hobbes" and "The Far Side" comic ever made
5. Replace 20% of all your spoken nouns with the words "moron", "whatchamacallit", or "crap"
6. Have at least (hold on while I count) 31 ceramic cows, at least one of which must be in a Superman suit.
7. Be a fan of Bonus Stage
8. Watch "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
9. Be registered in this forum
10. Obtain the nickname "The Gnome"
11. Put an extra number in every list

It works. I have tried

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