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General / Fricken Sweet!

« on: January 06, 2006, 02:25:22 am »

We <3 Kata-- I mean, We <3 eBay! And why is that? I have found... the... GREATEST thing ever! A Burger King mask for cheap! Man. I can't wait till this gets here! For those of you that don't know, I actually work at a BK, and I am totally going to wear this into work one day. My friend, Stupid Head, had a brilliant idea, that I almost went with. We were going to buy two of them, so we could do crazy things wearing them. Think about it: Two people in those masks, walking around, probably holding hands. On the other hand, that's a little man-love-o-centric. So, I just got the one. I'm going to do so many great things with this.

Oh, and make sure you read the description. It's hilarious.

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General / I gots the peer pressure.

« on: January 04, 2006, 12:49:11 pm »

All the cool kids (And Swift-Ooh, low blow) wanted me to come back, so here I am. We can finally... thing. I leave you to contemplate this:

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General / <3

« on: December 10, 2005, 06:42:29 am »

I just got this from my mom:



My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you
 who have taken the time  and trouble to send me
 "forwards" over the past 12 months.
 Thank you for  making me feel safe,
 secure, Blessed, and wealthy.
 
 
 Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat
 crap in the glue on envelopes cause I now have to
 go get a wet towel every time I need to seal
 an envelope.
 
 
 Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the
 same reason. Because of your concern I no
 longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove
 toilet bowl stains.
 
 
 I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the
 people who make these products are atheists
 who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.
 
 
  I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave
 because it causes cancer.
 
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because
I could be pricked with  a needle infected with AIDS.
 
 
 I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even
 though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
 
 
 I no longer go to shopping malls because someone
 might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
 
 
 I no longer receive packages from nor send
 packages by UPS or FedEx since they are
 actually Al Qaeda in disguise.
 
 
 I no longer answer the phone because someone will
 ask me to dial a number for which I will get a
 phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda,  
 Singapore, and Uzbekistan.
 
 
 I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are
 actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
 
 
  I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will
 change once I receive my  free replacement pair from Nike.
 
 
  I no longer have to buy expensive cookies from
  Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.
 
 
  I no longer worry about my soul because at last
  count I have 363,214  angels looking out for me.
 
 
 Thanks to you, I have learned that God only
 answers (much less listens to) my prayers if I  forward
 an e-mail to seven of my friends and
 make a wish within five minutes.
 
 
  I no longer have any savings because I gave it to
  a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital
  (for the 1,387,258th time).
 
 
 I no longer have any money at all - but that will
 change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft
 and AOL are sending me  for participating in their
 special email program.
 
 
  Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out
  for me that I will now return the favor!
 
 
 If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in
 the next 7  minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of
 diarrhea will land on  your head at 5:00 PM (EDT) this
 afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened
 to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second
 husband's cousin's beautician and her husband who is an attorney.

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General / Finally, there is no more reason to go to YTMND

« on: December 09, 2005, 06:39:20 am »

Yes, friends, remember this, as the day you came across the movie to end all movies. All the fads are here, so no more waiting for new ripoffs.
[ link ]

35

General / Rök

« on: December 03, 2005, 01:46:04 am »

F-Zero X had a batchin' soundtrack, guys. Totally.

36

General Games / Best reason to buy a 360 now

« on: November 28, 2005, 03:09:48 am »

Believe it

37

General Games / New Revolution Video

« on: November 24, 2005, 10:02:02 pm »

That's right, and the only place to see it is here!

38

General / Happy 200 members, TPH

« on: November 24, 2005, 08:02:56 pm »

Really.

39

General / HOLY CRAP!

« on: November 22, 2005, 01:37:29 pm »

http://comics.ign.com/articles/666/666576p1.html
L;AHGASOGHD;LKGJHASDGKASDHFJASD

I cannot believe this! I want them all!

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General / Holy crap!

« on: November 20, 2005, 01:11:08 am »

Today's Trigger/Drifter's birthday, and even though he doesn't hang around here anymore, wanted to wish him a happy birthday! Welcome to the world of being old enough to drive and stuff.

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General / Only bad thing about TPH...

« on: November 19, 2005, 06:10:46 pm »

Well, two bad things: First, I don't make enough threads anymore
And(never begin a sentance with a conjuntion) second, it's hard to find things. Since we're so random, it's quite difficult to find a particular post that one may need for something. Even the search feature doesn't quite work with us. That is all.

42

General / By the by.

« on: November 14, 2005, 09:40:16 pm »

I'm switching to the other computer.

43

General / At least Monkedog likes me.

« on: November 13, 2005, 12:42:30 pm »

Lazlo Falconi! says:
Heya
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
Hello sire Lazlo of the Falconi
Lazlo Falconi! says:
That's-a me
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
amazing =o
Lazlo Falconi! says:
What's the buzz, fuzz?
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
cuzz
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
nothing...
Lazlo Falconi! says:
OSHITE RRLY!
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
<.<
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
=o
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
I think their words...but I can't be to sure...
Lazlo Falconi! says:
too*
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
;_;
Lazlo Falconi! says:
Sorry, I'm a grammar nazi.
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
stupid grammar nazis! Stealin our good women!
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
;_;
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
Yes I know I said Stealin :x
Lazlo Falconi! says:
Yeah, that's what I do.
Lazlo Falconi! says:
Women dig me, what can I say?
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
You can say...Women dig me?
Lazlo Falconi! says:
Yeah.
Lazlo Falconi! says:
I try not to be this sexy, but it's hard...
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
ewww
Lazlo Falconi! says:
Hm?
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
I don't wanna know what's hard when you're being sexy
Lazlo Falconi! says:
XD
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
Just...eww...*runs away*
Lazlo Falconi! says:
You know that you do.
Lazlo Falconi! says:
Don't worry, you're not the only one who has a huge crush on me.
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
God does too?
Lazlo Falconi! says:
I didn't say EVERYBODY did...
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
but God's a whore.
Lazlo Falconi! says:
All blasphamy aside, God doesn't like me at all.
Lazlo Falconi! says:
He claims I a "bad influence" on his son.
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
Lies, I talked to him, he said he really digged Lazlo.
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
=o
Lazlo Falconi! says:
Orly?
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
indeed
Lazlo Falconi! says:
Hmm, I guess he's just scared to admit it.
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
and I wanted to be the prettiest girl so Lazlo would take me to the prom ;_________; but noooo, god that whore has to put on makeup and a short skirt...
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
HE'S JUST SO MUCH MORE PREITTER*cries*
Lazlo Falconi! says:
Well, I won't take either of you
Lazlo Falconi! says:
Sorry.
Lazlo Falconi! says:
But I do think you're prettier.
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
=o
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
OMG yay!
*runs away to his room with pictures of Lazlo covering his wall to touch himself*
Lazlo Falconi! says:
Well that's creepy.
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
SO WHO ARE YOU TAKING? ;_;
Lazlo Falconi! says:
Someone who is a girl.
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
SO I'M NOT GIRLY ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?!
Fine... ;_;
Lazlo Falconi! says:
No, no you are not.
Lazlo Falconi! says:
But, I do have this friend I can hook you up with
Lazlo Falconi! says:
He's almost as sexy as me, and totally likes men.
Lazlo Falconi! says:
Plus, he's single.
Lazlo Falconi! says:
His name is Swiftman.
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
There is only on Lazlo
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
Fine, I'll just sleep with Fazzums ;_;
Lazlo Falconi! says:
Well, you can sleep with me.
Lazlo Falconi! says:
But not tonight.
Lazlo Falconi! says:
My bed is full with hawt ladies tonight.
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
=o
--Monkeydog-- Happy Ready Go! says:
You you man whore!!!
*runs off of MSN, because he has to do something*
Lazlo Falconi! says:
I'm totally posting this.

Lookit that blasphamy fly.

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General / Popups galore

« on: November 03, 2005, 01:55:38 am »

That's a picture of my popup blocker. The best part is, those all came on one page. From Photobucket. I have the lamest spyware on my computer ever.

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General / World Energy Crisis Solved.

« on: November 01, 2005, 09:36:07 pm »

Okay, I know you are skeptical. I was too before I started the research. After careful examination of many known laws of thermodynamics, I have come up with this, if I say so myself, INGENIOUS device. There are a few not so well known physical laws that have not really been touched on in this website. The two I am referring two were devised by professor Murphy, while in his tenure at Bowling Green in 1973.

#49 "All felines, when dropped from a height of more than 4 feet, will inevitably land on their feet."

#253 "A piece of buttered toast, when dropped to the floor, will always land butter side down."

These two laws are the basis of this invention, which will save the entire world and make me rich enough to afford ther harem I always wanted. When this device is dropped from a decent height, it will continually spin, generating enough electricity for all the worlds needs. We might need more cats though, and possibly more toast and butter. Let's hope we don't reach Peak Cats. Okay, enough said, take a look at the schematics of this device, don't even try to gyp me folks, I have already patented this. I'll take my Nobel now, kthx.
http://www.game-art.org/jrod/PerpetualMotion.jpg

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