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General / I hate Axe
« on: October 13, 2005, 06:14:50 pm »
Allright, this is for all you silly, silly people out there who use spray. STOP. USING . IT. Mmmmkay?
Seriously, just stop using it.
First of all, you know what Axe Body Spray smells like? It smells like moldy donkey asscakes. That might as well re-name it Ass. Spraying that shit over your body isn't going to make your sweaty greasy armpits smell any better. If you use it, the girls WON'T be all over you and try to get you to assfuck them like in those stupid Axe commericals. just remember that SEX sells, fwels.
Second of all, some people have BREATHING PROBLEMS (lolol leik meh lololol), we don't want to be breathing in any of your nasty shit, that will go inside our lungs and make us die a shitty death.
Finally, sprays kill the ozone. Haha, now seriously it does. Every time you put some nasty shit in your hair, spray paint some graffit just to be an asshole, or poison some bugs because your too damn lazy to swat them yourself, your killing the ozone around our earth, and releasing CFCs in the air.
So do me a favor, and stop using spray or Jesus will cry. =)
P.S. : Axe sucks
Seriously, just stop using it.
First of all, you know what Axe Body Spray smells like? It smells like moldy donkey asscakes. That might as well re-name it Ass. Spraying that shit over your body isn't going to make your sweaty greasy armpits smell any better. If you use it, the girls WON'T be all over you and try to get you to assfuck them like in those stupid Axe commericals. just remember that SEX sells, fwels.
Second of all, some people have BREATHING PROBLEMS (lolol leik meh lololol), we don't want to be breathing in any of your nasty shit, that will go inside our lungs and make us die a shitty death.
Finally, sprays kill the ozone. Haha, now seriously it does. Every time you put some nasty shit in your hair, spray paint some graffit just to be an asshole, or poison some bugs because your too damn lazy to swat them yourself, your killing the ozone around our earth, and releasing CFCs in the air.
So do me a favor, and stop using spray or Jesus will cry. =)
P.S. : Axe sucks
