I think I answered wrongly on every question... except for that "Member of the opposite sex" one. Heh, righty, I love you.
One loose autumn day at Rom-Source City you see the most photoshoppy creature you have ever seen. Their name is Righty , and every move she makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend Testicleese and say, "Wow, that has to be the most lame body I have ever seen." Suddenly, she looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! she says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so colorful , and was wondering if you'd like to go to Canadia with me and wiggle ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " make it so. " and go with them. When you finally get to Canadia , she moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a shoe hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.
It reads: " Righty is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. she will ask you out in 445669842359875321569875632 days or less, but only if you send this e-mail to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 445669842359875321569875632 years!"
