I'll tell you all how thankgiving REALLY started.
It had been 100 years since the evil settlers had kicked the Indians off their land. The homeless Indians came to settle in india, which cause much confusion among the white people, who didn't know how to seperate the 2 indian races.
Eventually the Indians from india got angry and booted the American Indians out, once again homeless the American indians plotted their revenge against the Pilgrims. They built giant robots called TPs and they attacked the pilgrims. Unfortunatly for the Indians, the Pilgrims expected the attack, and had surrounded their homes with land mines.
1 by 1 the TPs were destroyed, but the indians couldn't let it discourage them, it was their land, their home, the white people had to pay for their crimes! It was then that the Prototype pilgrim robot called H was sent out to fight off the remaining indian forces.
Eventually only the best Indian TP piolet remained. He clashed with H and they ended up killing each others.
This brought a tear to both tribes eyes, and they decided to have dinner together on November 25th to honor the death of the 2 great fighters. The next day the pilgrims shoved the indians in reservations and went back to their normal routines.
The reckage of the TP and H robots fused together and became one, forming the TPH we know and post on today.
