Author Topic: Why Osaka is > ALL (Read 3310 times)

Peaches · « **on:** December 17, 2005, 11:48:36 am »

#1 She can split cheap chopsticks cleanly

#2 She can dance

#3 Amazing karate chop action

#4She can control minions of evil

#5 She's a hypnotist (sort of)

#6 She takes charge

#7 She can fly

#8 HAWK! EGGPLANT! MT FUJI!

#9 She can control penguins, therefore all life on the planet

#10 . . .

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Osaka: I think that when Christmas-time comes...
Chiyo: Yes?
Osaka: There's a red-nosed reindeer. That's mean. "Your shining nose is useful in the fog..." The way he said it doesn't help at all. If you tell a bald man his head is useful in the dark, you'd get punched in the face. Santa Claus says such cruel things

Monkeydog · « **Reply #1 on:** December 17, 2005, 11:50:43 am »

WHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY HER!!!

D=<

Yaminomalex · « **Reply #2 on:** December 17, 2005, 01:07:27 pm »

jv2k · « **Reply #3 on:** December 17, 2005, 01:30:32 pm »

I have no idea who she is or what this is about.

Peaches · « **Reply #4 on:** December 17, 2005, 03:44:53 pm »

Quote from: "Monkeydog"

WHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY HER!!!

D=<

maybe I will.

Calvat · « **Reply #5 on:** December 17, 2005, 09:11:12 pm »

Quote from: "Yaminomalex"

You win!

Yaminomalex · « **Reply #6 on:** December 17, 2005, 11:54:57 pm »

Peaches · « **Reply #7 on:** December 18, 2005, 03:05:37 am »

Erm. . . yeah.

You know how some people have guardian angels?

well, what happens when it's a dog?

Come to think of it, I think that's similar to Osaka. She's frickin airheaded. In total raspberry heaven.