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New, from the CJ-Byte Corporation!
« on: December 27, 2005, 02:45:53 pm »
Hey Howdy Hey everybody!  Here at CJ-Byte Corp.'s R&D Center, we have developed a new weapon to help fight the constant threat of n00bs, leechers, and spammers.

After witnessing Jv2k's use of the fearsome Laddy to completely wreck pointless threads and help kill spam, we have taken a sample of that power and formed what could be our most devastating weapon yet...the FORUMBREAKER!

Unfortunately due to security reasons, we are unable to present this power to the general public...yet.  If you wish to learn how to use this weapon, simply PM me (CJMErl) to apply for a license.  Happy n00b-hunting!
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« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2005, 02:52:48 pm »
Why wasn't I informed about this new weapon, and I demand a PM on it's use!  I swear, R&D needs to start reporting more...

...waitaminute.  YAMMMMIIIIIII!!!!! What have I told you about secret projects?  LET ME IN ON 'EM!

Congratulations on the successful new invention, CJ and Yami!

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« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2005, 03:40:03 pm »
Hehe...sorry, it was a sort of "spur of the moment" thing over at R&D.  Anyhow, I'll get CJ to send you a copy of the weapon data.
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« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2005, 05:06:25 pm »
*forms the pretty kitty (*slash* wolf and magic) foundation*slash* co TM muahahahaha
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« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2005, 05:11:25 pm »
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« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2005, 01:21:22 pm »
(Yes, I know this is a double post.  I also don't care.  XP)

New reasearch into the powers of "ForumBreaker" have turned up some interesting reactions.  It appears that if one were to use the weapon multiple times in the same post, the majority of it's devastating powers are actually negated.  If two or more were used SEQUENTIALLY, however--like in a double post--the effects are compounded for increased levels of destruction.

We here at CBC R&D are currently testing more variables against "ForumBreaker", and will keep our loyal viewers informed about the latest developments as they occur.
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2005, 11:41:34 am »
Your research is just quoting my laddy spam quote of myself!
Still its use should be limited to the useless topics.
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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2005, 11:54:44 am »
it should never be used again

damnit
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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2005, 12:26:06 pm »
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Your research is just quoting my laddy spam quote of myself!
Still its use should be limited to the useless topics.

What, you expected something ORIGINAL?  You should KNOW that's not how uber-sized corporations work, Jv! *SHOT*

I'll be sure to take your advice, Jv.  Ever since Yami got his hands on it, he's gone off on one of his "power-crazy rampages".  I was only recently able to remove the data from his YamiBuster.
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« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2005, 07:51:17 pm »
can some one plz explane in le mans turms?
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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2005, 07:58:18 pm »
What are "le man's terms"?  Isn't that that one race track in Europe or something?
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